There's something wrong with these witches

The two sisters, Su Jingyi and Mu Qingshuang, looked at each other and couldn't help but fell into silence. After just a moment, they said in unison.

"You speak first."

"You speak first."

Mu Qingshuang: "."

Su Jingyi: "."

"I'll say it first!"

"I'll say it first!"

The two sisters fell into embarrassment again. Su Jingyi coughed twice and asked softly: "What do you want to say?"

"He wrote me another poem." Mu Qingshuang held the magic mirror in her hand and looked at the poem on it. Her brows were full of tenderness and she murmured: "Even if you hold the article, who will kiss you when you open the mouth; and Taotao, full of joy and innocence; when will I go back and be a leisurely person; watch a harp, a pot of wine, and a stream of clouds."

As soon as the words fell,

Mu Qingshuang raised her head, looked straight at her good sister, and said softly: "Jingyi, don't you think my little man is so free and easy? Life is short, and there is not much that can be done. Looking back, Look, everything is nothing, just like the sunlight passing through the cracks in the wall, and like the sparks flashing through the fire, they are all fleeting."

"Instead of wasting your life and time pursuing fame and fortune, it is better to put everything aside and be an idler, play a piano, pour a pot of wine, listen to the gurgling stream, watch the white clouds float, and enjoy the beauty and freedom of the moment." Mu Qingshuang said with obsessed eyes. : "How can such a little man not make me infatuated."

Su Jingyi frowned, her mature and charming face full of doubts and confusion. Why does it feel like a poem written by my little man? This noble and poetic state is somewhat similar to the technique used by Lu Xun. He often uses this kind of life sentiment in some poems.

"but."

"I seem to feel that he is satirizing the world again." Mu Qingshuang pursed her lips and murmured in a low voice: "A man as talented as him only wants to be leisurely and happy, a mediocre person, and yet he has There are so many losers, all of whom are appointed by officials, and I feel a little reluctant for him. "

"Jingyi!"

"You have supreme power. Even the emperor has to respect you. Can you help your brother-in-law find an official position?" Mu Qingshuang tugged on her sleeves and said earnestly: "It's best to be that kind of person." Officials in the imperial court should at least start as ministers.”

Su Jingyi rolled her eyes and said angrily: "It's not like you don't know that I never get involved in these things. Besides, it's easy to get talked about. Although I'm not afraid of anyone, I'm being talked about behind my back. I don’t like it either, I won’t agree to this.”

"mean."

Mu Qingshuang rolled her eyes at her and asked casually: "By the way, what did you want to tell me just now?"

"My little lover also wrote a poem for me." Su Jingyi seemed to be competing with her, and said leisurely: "The new thinness is not due to illness, nor is it a sad autumn; where you stare, from now on, there is a new paragraph. worry."

"My little lover," Su Jingyi bit her lips, her eyes full of affection, and said softly: "You are always so affectionate towards me. It really makes me love, happy and helpless."

Mu Qingshuang opened her mouth, but swallowed back the words lingering on her lips. Why is the layout of this poem so similar to that of my little lover? The form uses line drawing techniques, and the language is so clear and elegant, with a touch of elegance.

"How do I feel?" Mu Qingshuang flattened her mouth and said carefully: "This poem by your little lover has a silent similarity with the poems by my little lover, and they are both in form. The line drawing technique is so clear and elegant.”

"possible."

"Maybe this is the common characteristic of talented people." Su Jingyi explained softly: "What do you think?"

"Well"

"What you said makes sense!" Mu Qingshuang nodded and said thoughtfully.

So far,

The two sisters still don't believe that their little lovers are the same person. After all, Mu Qingshuang's little lover is a gentleman, and her love rival is a little fox, while Su Jingyi's little lover is a lustful ghost, and her love rival is a beautiful witch, so The huge contrast convinced the two sisters.

the other side,

Lu Xun was still soaking in the warm pool. He didn't think that the owners of the two mirrors were sitting together and discussing him at the moment. He was not aware of the potential hell at all and looked completely leisurely and contented.

However, at this moment, the two magic mirrors lit up again, and this time he finally realized that something was wrong.

"coincide."

"It must be a coincidence!"

Lu Xun curled his lips and looked at the contents of the two magical mirrors. Aunt Su's psychic mirror was full of love words, while Widow Mu's was full of greetings to him.

In the following time, Lu Xun was a little busy, chatting with two mature beauties. However, he was careful and would repeatedly confirm whether he had picked up the wrong mirror every time to avoid embarrassing situations. Of course. Always be cautious the first time.

"Don't you want to continue talking to your little lover?" Su Jingyi put away her magic mirror and looked at Mu Qingshuang beside her. She saw her putting the mirror on the table and drinking tea leisurely, and asked curiously.

"He said he was tired and was taking a bath in the warm pool. I didn't want to disturb him." Mu Qingshuang replied.

ah?

Is her little lover taking a bath too?

Su Jingyi's eyes flashed with a trace of astonishment and confusion, and she murmured: "Qingshuang, I. My little lover is also taking a bath."

"."

"It's nothing strange. What's wrong with taking a bath? Don't people have to take a bath?" Mu Qingshuang bit her lips and explained seriously: "It may be such a coincidence. Anyway, it is definitely not the same person. My rival is a woman with small breasts and a small butt, and your rival... By the way, what does your rival look like?"

"She has big breasts and a round butt." Su Jingyi replied.

"Look!"

Mu Qingshuang said coquettishly: "Anyway, it's a coincidence. Of course, it's not a coincidence that it's the same man."

"That's right."

"If it's really the same person, how messy is this relationship." Su Jingyi nodded.

It shouldn't be, definitely not!

Lu Xun put away the two magic mirrors, stood up and came to Miao Fengxian's big pool, closed his eyes and slowly fell asleep. I don't know how long it has passed. The exasperated voice of Miao Yaonu came to my ears, with a little urgency and desire, and at the same time mixed with a trace of anger.

"How long do you plan to soak in the hot spring, you little thief? Don't you know I'm waiting for you?"

Lu Xun looked at the fierce demon girl by the pool and replied with a smile: "I accidentally overslept."

"Humph!"

"Accidentally? I think you did it on purpose." The demon girl glared at the little man in the pool and said anxiously: "Go back quickly."

But Lu Xun had no intention of getting up. He continued to soak in the hot spring and asked softly: "Where is the little fox?"

"He fell asleep as soon as he came back. He must have been exhausted outside. He will definitely not get up until tomorrow morning." The demon girl said this and looked at him with seductive eyes: "Do you understand what I mean?"

Understand!

Must understand!

Lu Xun took advantage of the demon girl's unpreparedness and suddenly grabbed her arm. As a result, he dragged her into the hot spring without any effort.

"Plop——"

Water splashed and caused huge waves.

Miao Fengxian, who was dragged into the warm pool, did not resist at all. Instead, she held Lu Xun's cheeks with both hands, and sucked his lips with her scarlet mouth.

Oops, I was fooled!

The other party is here with bad intentions!

When Lu Xun woke up, it was too late.

After a long time,

Miao Fengxian lazily nestled in Lu Xun's arms, gently hugging his waist with her arms, her charming face was full of deep love, and a little bit of lingering feelings.

"Do you know how much I miss you?" Miao Fengxian whispered softly, "I've been dreaming about you these past two days, but when I woke up I found you weren't by my side. That feeling of loss and loneliness almost drove me crazy, little thief."

While speaking,

she couldn't help but twist her body to make herself stick closer to him, and continued, "I can't leave you anymore."

"I'm also a sister."

Lu Xun replied gently, "My thoughts about you are like the Yangtze River, flowing eastward day and night without stopping."

Miao Fengxian raised her head and looked at him lovingly, looking at the little man in front of her, who was so close to her. At this moment, she had no demeanor of a thousand-year-old demon, but only the appearance of a little woman moved by love.

"."

"Sister, your eyes..." Lu Xun shrank his neck. Facing the burning gaze, he was frightened and dared not say a word. He reminded cautiously: "It just ended!"

"Just now was just my appetizer. Now is the time for me to eat." Miao Fengxian stretched out her hand to lift his chin, and smiled coquettishly: "Little thief, why are you so handsome?"

Oh, it's really tempting!

Lu Xun didn't say anything, and immediately hugged her head. Just as he was about to suck a few times, he was pushed away by Sister Miao.

"Xuan Yin!"

"It seems that Xuan Yin is coming!"

Miao Fengxian said in a panic: "You... run away quickly."

"Ah?"

Before Lu Xun could react, Miao Fengxian said in panic: "No, no, it seems that it's too late."

As soon as the words fell,

Miao Fengxian waved her jade hand, and Lu Xun's clothes flew away. I don't know where they flew to in the forest, and at the same time she hugged his head tightly.

"Just stay in the water for a while." Miao Fengxian said helplessly.

"Huh?"

"No. Stay in the water again?" Lu Xun said with a painful face.

Stay in the water again?

Miao Fengxian looked at him suspiciously, but the situation was urgent. She couldn't drag it on any longer, so she pushed her lover into the water without saying a word.

At this time,

her jade hand changed. A pill appeared out of thin air and was stuffed directly into his mouth.

Lu Xun, who was still holding his breath, was suddenly able to breathe freely.

Well.

This is much more comfortable than last time, when he almost suffocated to death in the water.

Lu Xun in the water couldn't move, he could only stretch his neck and turn his head, but soon, he found the fun that was right in front of him.

A rather bold idea kept fermenting in his mind

PS: Post first and then modify

I don't know how long the next chapter can live. Maomao will try his best