Things about village flowers
Chapter 79
It was almost nine o'clock when I left Uncle Zhao's house, which was quite late in my hometown. Most of my family members would have started to sleep at this time. Bai Liping took her sister to her house to sleep, and I went back to my grandfather's house alone. When the three of us walked to my grandfather's house, Bai Liping asked me if I wanted to go to her house to play for a while. I agreed without even thinking about it. My sister pushed my back with both hands and said,"Go, go, go, almost." It's time! You are in the city, go back to your hot bed and sleep."
The sister then pulled Bai Liping away, and Bai Liping kept looking back, blinking reluctantly under the bright moonlight.
Alas~~it would be great if my sister was not here!
I watched Bai Liping and her sister walk into her house before crossing the threshold of my grandfather's house. At this moment, grandpa has already got on the kang, and grandma is sitting on the edge of the kang doing needlework, obviously waiting for me to come back. Since I came back to my hometown, she has slept later than usual. The pot house was extremely warm, and the kang burned my buttocks. When grandma saw me coming, she stretched her waist, yawned, and quickly packed up her sewing basket and left. She was obviously sleepy. Normally she had already slept at this time. Grandpa took a few puffs of the cigarette pot until the cigarette was gone. He put away the cigarette pot and asked me, how was the food tonight? I patted my belly and said, I'm so exhausted!
"Try to eat as little tofu as possible at night. If you eat too much, you will feel bloated and have a lot of farts! hehe."Grandpa said and got into bed and smiled.
"Haha, really, I farted all the way! I guess I won’t be able to let go tonight. I’m sorry. Grandpa, please be more patient tonight, hehe."I smiled and took off my clothes and got into bed. Tonight I will sleep on the same bed with my grandpa, sleeping with my legs crossed.
"Haha," Grandpa tucked the quilt in and said with a smile,"It's okay, you're used to it. Too much farts don't stink, just like too many lice don't bite. I'm not afraid of fart fumes, so just release them openly. Don't hold it back"
"Haha, I'm not welcome then! grandfather."After I lay down, I laughed. As soon as the live sound fell, I couldn't hold back the fart"bang". The noise was very loud, as loud as a small firecracker. It made grandpa laugh until he coughed. Then
I continued, After farting a few times, the two of us couldn't stop laughing. Don't tell me, although there were a lot of farts, they were not as smelly as imagined. Sure enough, what grandpa said was right. After turning off the lights
, I was thinking, Bai Liping and my sister are just like me tonight, What's more, it goes without saying.
I slept until dawn, and I haven't slept so soundly for a long time. I didn't even get up at night. It seems that eating tofu will help me sleep, which is good. I am alone in the bed at the moment, Grandpa has been to the cattle farm for a long time. He does this almost every day all year round. He leaves early and comes back late, tending to the cattle farm and serving the cattle as much as he does his own children. As soon as I got up, grandma pushed open the door and came in quickly to make breakfast. I feel like she has been waiting at the door, afraid of disturbing my sleep, so I can't bear to open the door.
The stove is lit again, and the kang is heated again. It is so enjoyable to sleep on a hot kang in winter. There are many benefits. Needless to say, it is simply a life lived by a fairy. No wonder, father Every time I go back to my hometown, I compete to sleep on the hot kang with my grandpa.
Fragrant corn paste, golden corn pancakes, dark sweet potato noodles and shredded radish meat fillings, radish strips mixed with sesame salt, tofu mixed with spring onions, and scrambled eggs with chopped green onions. Put it on the table. Grandpa is back, but my sister hasn’t come back yet. It’s already eight o’clock. Could it be that she is having breakfast at Bai Liping’s house?
Grandma asked me to go to Liping’s house to call my sister home for dinner, and Lian Liping called her too. I went there. Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked out of the gate, I saw Liping and her sister walking towards me, arm in arm.
"Hi!"As soon as Liping saw me, she dragged her sister and ran over with a smile. She seemed to be in good spirits and slept well like last night.
"Have you two eaten?"I asked before they could get closer.
"No, breakfast must be very rich today, right? Liping asked
"I’m just waiting to have breakfast with you, I’ve already smelled the aroma! whee."My sister said, stepping forward and crossing the threshold first.
Looking at my sister's back, I took Liping's hand and asked,"Did you sleep well last night?"
"Hi! Liping hugged my arm and said,"Don't mention it. We farted all night, and the stench was so bad that even the mice ran away!" Hahaha."After saying that, he leaned his head on my shoulder and smiled.
"Hehe," I took the opportunity to put my arms around Liping's slender waist (even though she was wearing a cotton-padded jacket, I felt that her waist was slimmer than before and felt better) and smiled,"Me too, but I slept very well. I slept until dawn"
""Hehe," Liping smiled and grabbed my hand around her waist, looked around, and when she saw no one was around, she quickly led me across the threshold, then turned around and closed the door, saying, I was laughing so hard. Although the two of us slept very late due to the farts and laughed uncontrollably because of the serial farts, the quality of our sleep was very good and we slept until dawn. Too much farts help us sleep, haha"
"Hey, you two come quickly!"As soon as Liping finished speaking, she saw her younger sister waving to us at the door of the pot house.
After Liping heard this, she immediately broke away from me with a blushing face and ran away. In fact, her younger sister didn't care much about our intimate behavior. I helplessly Following behind, alas, I wanted to take the opportunity to stay warm with Liping behind the door for a while, but it was in vain.
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