Things about village flowers

Walking down the Love Bridge, I came to the seafood stall next to it. I spent 20 cents to buy ten teacups (ceramic teacups). The meat inside is extremely delicious and very satisfying.) I bought five teacups for 10 cents and"sucked it." Take it off, then put your mouth to the front screw mouth to suck out the meat inside and eat it. It is very delicious. It is a local cheap seafood snack like this one). Grandpa and Uncle Zhao especially like to eat it. Last time Uncle Zhao ate it at my house. I remembered it as soon as I returned. When I saw something on the stall, I squatted down in front of the stall, pointed at the hawkers and women, and drank two cups of each. It made me laugh so hard, this is too stingy, it’s not enough to fill the gap between my teeth! So I rushed to put 30 cents into the hands of the women, and that's all I bought.

Later, I bought more than a dozen swimming crabs. Although they were not fat enough and not yellow, they were alive and could be eaten fresh. Grandpa and Uncle Zhao also love to eat, and they enjoy drinking crab roe very much.

When I got home, it was already past six o'clock. My mother said that Duan Lili had only been gone for more than ten minutes, so I couldn't keep her and almost ran into her.

In the evening, Grandpa and Uncle Zhao only drank a bottle of 42-degree Laobaigan with crab roe. They couldn't drink anymore. The Lanling Daqu at noon was so strong that I felt like there was still wine in my stomach. No wonder, I usually drink water. The belly of wine (white wine mixed with water), especially the elderly grandpa, can't tolerate high-grade bottled wine twice a day; otherwise, Uncle Zhao said, drinking water and wine at home, even three meals a day will be fine.

I didn’t drink too much wine, but I didn’t eat less rice. Uncle Zhao grabbed four bowls of oyster noodles made by his mother and ate four bowls at once. Grandpa said he didn’t eat much, so he also came with three bowls, and the noodles were all full. One bowl That’s almost a bowl and a half. Good guy, the two of us ate more than our whole family. Fortunately, my mother knew what was going on and ordered three large bags, which contained three kilograms of dried noodles. She also said that this might not be enough. There was no way, this was all that was left at home, and it was too late to buy them now. Perhaps due to their large appetites and the delicious food, my sister, who usually only eats one bowl of noodles, ate nearly two bowls. I ate an extra half bowl (normally two bowls), but my mother was not affected at all and continued as usual. bowl. In the end, there was no noodle left. Fortunately, my father is not at home. He has a special characteristic. He has a good appetite and can eat after drinking.

After having enough wine and food, everyone ate and drank in the living room, chatting and laughing until half past nine. Grandpa and Uncle Zhao were really sleepy, so they went back to my room to sleep. If there hadn't been" Let's go and suck together." The two of them went to bed long ago.

Before ten o'clock, my mother and sister also went back to their houses to sleep. I was left alone to guard the empty room, and there were still some"sucks and sucks" left. I had to eat them all, or they would be wasted. This thing cannot be used overnight. I couldn't help but smile bitterly as I ate. I had to stay alone in the empty room tonight and sleep on the sofa. My room was given to Grandpa and Uncle Zhao, and I couldn't appreciate Duan Lili's body fragrance on my bed. Here!

Half an hour later, I lay down on the sofa, but I couldn't sleep for a while. I kept thinking about my bed and Duan Lili's body fragrance. What a coincidence. I never leave my bed to sleep at home. I still sleep on the sofa. I'm really not used to it.

In a daze, I heard some movement in the yard. I thought it was a cat or a mouse, so I didn't pay attention to it. As soon as I closed my eyes, the movement was obviously louder. This aroused my alarm. Was there a thief?

I immediately got up and went to the window. I opened some curtains and peeked out. I was startled. I saw a figure squatting in the vegetable garden in the southeast corner of the yard. I took a closer look under the moonlight. It looked like Uncle Zhao. I understood immediately. Yes, designated is shitting. I can't help but chuckle, who asked you to eat so much tonight. No wonder, my toilet is indoors and you need to go into the living room. He can't knock on the door in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. It's normal for him to go to the vegetable garden for convenience. The"fertile water" doesn't go to other people's fields. The fields need it, right? In fact, when my father used to live in a courtyard with a dry toilet, he liked to use manure to fertilize the vegetable field.

I kept watching Uncle Zhao go back to the house after relieving himself and then continued to lie down and sleep. I didn’t want to sleep until dawn. I looked at the watch and it was just past five o’clock. I was just thinking about sleeping a little longer when I heard the sound of shoveling soil coming from the yard. I climbed up quickly and came to the window and saw that it was Uncle Zhao again. I saw that he was using a shovel to cultivate the soil. He must be burying the shit he pulled last night. Hehe, he is quite particular. He finished the job so quickly that I couldn't even wait to watch him for a while. After burying the feces, he lifted the iron and put it back in its original place, in the corner behind the courtyard door, and then opened the door and went out.

I quickly put on my clothes and caught up. When I passed by my house, I thought of my grandpa. When I opened the door, I saw that he was not there. The bed was neatly made. This was beyond my expectation. My grandpa, including Uncle Zhao, never made the bed in my hometown. I thought this was all the work of the mother-in-law.

From this point of view, grandpa got up earlier than Uncle Zhao, which is normal. Grandpa always got up early, a habit developed from decades of feeding cows in his hometown.

But I didn't find Uncle Zhao when I went out. He was moving fast enough, so he couldn't go anywhere. Unexpectedly, after walking along the tree-lined road of the county party committee compound for a while, I heard the voices of Uncle Zhao and Grandpa talking from the right.

But I saw the two of them sitting facing each other on the brick edge of the fish pond in front of the county party committee office building, chatting animatedly:

"Ahem," Grandpa coughed twice and laughed,"Haha, I didn't expect that my grandson's bed smells so good, just like the bed where the girls in the literacy class sleep."

Uncle Zhao took two puffs of cigarette vigorously and said with a smile,"Hey, uncle, I told you to tell me that there is a literacy class who slept in your grandson's bed!"

""Hey," Grandpa said, playing with the pipe pot vigorously at Uncle Zhao,"Don't talk nonsense!" How come the literacy class slept in my grandson’s bed!"

"real!"Uncle Zhao held Grandpa's pipe pot and puffed out smoke, and said,"Uncle, I'm not talking nonsense. I saw with my own eyes that yesterday afternoon, there was a fairy-like literacy class sleeping in your grandson's bed, covered with towels and quilts!"

"ah?!"Grandpa couldn't help shouting, and the hand holding the pipe and pot trembled.

"Hahaha," Uncle Zhao said with a smile,"Look, you scared my uncle, what are you thinking, uncle, hehe, it's okay! Uncle, Ling Liping’s best colleague is in the literacy class. She comes here often. Today I just borrowed Sifang’s bed to take a lunch break. She slept there by herself! Hahaha......Cough cough cough……"After saying that, Uncle Zhao laughed and coughed.