This Contestant Talks Too Much, The Whole Internet Laughs Like Crazy
Chapter 64: Seeing All Chang'an Flowers In One Day, The Ending Is As You Wish (14)
"I seem to understand why. Think about what 369 has experienced in the matchup with Bi Wang. You can only touch at level 1. The next time you are either shopping or being beaten. For a first-class professional player Said, this is not only the torture in the game, but also the physical and mental suffering! Temiao is in the field that he is best at, who can stand being crushed like this by others?"
"Not to mention anything else, every time the camera is shown to the captain, I can see him spinning oranges!"
"I also noticed that after one game, Brother 69 didn't hit much output, but Tangju turned out dozens, and he was just full!"
"Pfft ha ha ha, are you guys still human?!"
"It's obviously a sad thing, please forgive me for laughing unkindly!"
"-1!"
"I really made my buddy laugh!"
"Didn't Brother Fan say that before? His ID means unparalleled, and the English translation is 'hey', which means that all opponents are not worthy of being remembered by him, so it is 'hey' but now I have found another meaning. , that is, all the opponents are feeding him..... Brother 69 spins dozens of oranges after a game, isn't he just eating!"
"At least he still knows that when he is in prison, he can order fruit 77..."
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!"
"It's all devils!!"
Seeing that brother 69 passed out directly, while the netizens called out 'fuck', they all started to play tricks one after another.
In full view.
There were staff members who directly carried Brother 69 down on a stretcher...
see.
Countless TES fans at the scene even wanted to find a seam in the ground and get in!
"Shame! What a shame!"
"What a shame!"
"What LPL is second only to RNG's all-China class, I was looking forward to it, but it turned out like this, I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
"I really regret being a fan of TES!"
The fans couldn't sit still, and left the scene in despair one by one without even waiting for the end.
In the commentary seat.
Rita calmed down at this time, seeing brother 69 in such a miserable state, she was a little sympathetic at first, but when she looked sideways, when she saw the bullet screens of netizens, she immediately burst into a 'pooh' sound, bursting into laughter.
"Brother 69, he endured what his age shouldn't bear...
Rita couldn't help but said.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Killing me!"
"rita is so cute, it doesn't matter, the family doesn't care, if you want to laugh, just laugh out loud!"
"TES: Are you laughing again?!"
"TES fans: I can't wait to delete this dog tag on my profile picture now!"
Some people are happy and some are sad.
On the EDG side, everyone looked excited and hugged each other tightly, looking excited and enthusiastic as if they had won the 377 championship.
They are all celebrating Su Fan's perfect debut!
It wasn't until the referee reminded that everyone restrained their emotions, and then walked towards TES with great interest.
All of them are valiant and high-spirited, don't look too proud!
On the contrary, Su Fan, who is being watched by the audience at the moment, looks very calm.
The remaining four people in TES also stood up and shook hands.
Scout: "Your czar is awesome, well played!"
The factory manager: "One thing to say, Ka Ge is very careful about this wave of level 2. Those who know know what you want to do, but those who don't know think you are drunk. Toast Jinzhuriki, I can only say that you are amazing !"
iboy: "Didn't you want to kill my Brother Fan three times? What's your mood? Let's do an interview!"
meiko: "I admit, there is something in your wandering, but not much, and my wandering is "on top of you!"
When several people shook hands.
Each whispered in the ears of their opponents...
Shrimp pork heart!!
Kasa, Left Hand, LokeN, and mark are going crazy!
They gritted their teeth.
At this time, I suddenly felt a little envious of 369, wishing I could just faint like 369 just now...
Face slaps after this round of games are too difficult!
The key is.
The protagonist hasn't made a move yet!
Looking at Su Fan who was the last one in EDG and was slowly walking towards them.
Everyone was like prisoners waiting for trial, full of fear and anxiety.
finally!
What should come is still coming...
Kasa, who was the first to bear the brunt, didn't even dare to meet Su Fan's gaze, just lowered her head and turned her face sideways.
"Actually, you don't need this expression. Maybe in your opinion, I will show off my achievements and ridicule you, but in fact, this is nothing to me.
"It's just the expected ending."
"Whether you shouted trash talk before the game, or your performance in the game, I didn't take it to heart."
"The reason why the strong are strong is because they have the power to defy everything!"
"As I claim to be invincible, I didn't say it with my mouth like you, but with pure strength, stepping on a sentence of corpses and forcibly killing it!"
Su Fan said very calmly.
These words.
It's not just that everyone in TES is confused.
Even the referee behind him and the four teammates of EDG were dumbfounded.
Under the dull eyes of everyone.
Su Fan calmly shook hands with the stunned TES four "then left without looking back.
Not a little nostalgia. (bief)
Only the dull-looking people stood there stunned.
"this....…"
"What the hell, how did he manage to use the calmest tone and say the most pretended words?"
"This monologue, why is it pretending!"
"Brother, wait for me, brother!"
Everyone in EDG hurriedly followed.
In situ.
Only Kasa et al.
They have mixed feelings in their hearts, and their faces are stupefied!
No one expected that the boy who stepped on their corpses and set a milestone record in e-sports would finally end this round of BO3 with such a gesture.
There is no sarcasm, no face-slapping and showing off.
He is so calm!
In the calmest tone, he uttered the most pretended words in their opinion!
This made everyone feel very uncomfortable, and even wished that what they faced just now was the sarcasm and ridicule...
"This is so meow, he looks down on us!"
"Whether it's the clamor before the game or the performance in the game, I didn't take it to heart. I am a top-notch professional player, so I was ignored by Chi Guoguo?"
"The most important thing is, we were really blown away!"
"Go, go, I can't breathe!"
Looking at each other, everyone felt more and more uncomfortable.
Then he cursed and left the stage.
The race is over.
During this period, as a commentary, they also need to review the wonderful operation of BQ3.
But at this moment, Brother Haier couldn't even say a word.
They didn't come back to their senses until the director reminded them.
Wawa: "My evaluation is that EDG's game.....was okay?"
Miller: "It seems that we underestimated this team before. After all, it is one of the three LPL royals. It is reasonable to beat TES?"
The two tried their best to avoid talking about the man's great achievements.
It's just that the tone seems a little timid.
After the excitement, the netizens will not let them go so easily.
"The two dogs haven't spoken for so long, I almost forgot about them!"
"Dare to call?"
"These two Shakou commentators, what did they say before, is there any war reporter to review it!"
""It's not a big problem, it doesn't matter, the more you go back, the stronger you get, Jess is useless, it's easy to catch! TES can flip, give them time to fight!""
"Yes, yes, the two emperors are right. Jess took two pentakills in fifteen minutes. The number of kills has surpassed the fucking time. You tell me it's useless?"
"Won't this Jess be extreme too? #咞眼笑#"
"That's right, the extreme is in the extreme for fifteen minutes to be carried away by TES!"
"Seriously, it's only 15!"
"How did they do it? Every prediction is completely contrary to the facts? Jess is easy to catch, but the jungler comes and kills one and sends one away. The more he goes, the stronger he gets. Good guy TES lasted for 15 minutes in the end. I He died laughing!"
"Don't you want to talk about the commentary? Give TES time, flip through it casually, and talk about it, but the most annoying thing is that EDG doesn't give time at all, hahaha!"
"I agree with the commentator, the lineup of the second set of TES is indeed very strong, the strength is that they can end the game in 15 minutes!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!"
Netizens concentrated their firepower and bombarded the Internet one after another.
see.
Rita was not used to the Haier brothers who were trying to cover up, so he immediately relayed: "Senior, what do you think of Wus winning two pentakills in one match?"
"Oh, and, as a new commentator, I don't understand. What is the record for the fastest end of the game in the world? Please tell me, the two seniors, I want to know what the level of the end of the game is in fifteen minutes!"
Her big eyes were watery.
At this time, he looked at Brother Haier cutely and cutely.
Two questions in a row.
I was speechless on the spot for Brother Haier!
follow closely.
The two of them talked to the director, and then they ran away.
If this special meow stays any longer, it will be the scene of the public execution!
Seeing them running away, netizens burst into laughter.
Immediately after the replay session, it became Rita's home field completely. Although she has poor professional knowledge and can even be said to be unable to understand the game, the audience still listened with gusto.
In the EDG lounge.
"Niuwa brother!"
"Wow, your flirtatious talk just now is really too pretending!"
"I'm your teammate, I'm all dumbfounded, TES they probably will wake up from their dreams tonight!"
"Whether they can sleep or not is a question!"
"Invincible, you didn't say it with your mouth, but you killed it. Where did you get so many dirty words in your head!"
"It sounds flirty at first, but if you take a closer look, it not only makes sense, it even feels a little bit over the top!"
"Brother, please teach me to pretend!"
The factory manager, scout, meiko, and iboy were all excited and crazy.
Everyone pulled Su Fan and talked non-stop.
Even the head coach Abu was very excited at this time: "Now netizens are saying that you are worth 30 million yuan, and you have achieved the effect of 300 million yuan, hahaha!"
"Isn't this a basic operation?"
"How much money you take, how many things you do, you get what you pay for."
"You didn't lose money, did you?"
Su Fan is also smiling.
"It's not just that you didn't lose money, you actually made a lot of money!"
The door of the lounge was opened, and the owner of the club, Ed Zhu, walked in. His face was full of red, and he was obviously very satisfied with Su Fan's performance in this game.
Seeing the boss coming, everyone including Abu sat upright.
Su Fan, on the other hand, was very natural: "Then confirm receipt?"
"Five-star praise!" Ed Zhu jokingly said, and then couldn't restrain his excitement: "You have to know, you broke the record and made history!!"
Then he said: "There will be a post-match interview session later, and this year the league has made some reforms, adding a link to give gifts to lucky viewers. You all have to participate."
Su Fan was a little surprised.
If he remembers correctly, only S12 in his previous life had this link of interacting with the audience.
certainly.
It is the final winner of BO3.
***
next.
The post-match interview session arrives.
The first to start is RNG.
If it were in the past, the LPL [with royal fans] would definitely be huge.
However, due to the unresolvable conflict between Su Fan and RNG, most of the audience at the scene did not buy into the final interactive link of RNG, and even their voices were very small.
But fortunately, there are many fans of the royal family, which did not prevent gifts from being given out.
Not for a while.
Then it was EDG's turn.
"Next, let our affectionate EDG players enter our post-match interview stage today." Yu Shuang was gentle and moving, with a very pleasant voice: "Welcome them!"
“Wuhu!!”
"EDG!!"
"Wus!! Wus!!"
"Congratulations to the king!!"
"Su Fan look here, look here!"
"Husband kills me!"
A wave of warm cheers resounded throughout the stadium.
The contrast between before and after directly made the netizens who were watching on the Internet burst into laughter.
"gap!"
"That's the gap!"
"Everyone shouted and beat the king, forcing the king to see everyone love him!"
"It's not that the audience isn't strong, it's because your RNG game is not good, and your character is not good!"
As everyone from EDG took the stage, they greeted the audience one by one.
At that time, it evoked a roar like a tsunami!
Yu Shuang also couldn't help feeling: "Wus's popularity is really high!"
immediately.
She was not the first to interview Su Fan, but started with the factory manager, and even skipped Su Fan during the interview. After the other four interviewed, she made her finale.
The audience had long been expecting it, and they were looking forward to it one by one.
"Wus, what do you think about today's record-breaking game? Or how do you evaluate your entire BO3 performance?
This is an acute question.
Fifteen minutes to end a game!
The opponent is still a strong team known as a 20 million club.
In the past, any player interviewed would definitely answer politely, for fear of offending the opponent's fans.
But right now.
This person is Su Fan who claims to be the king!!
"Put one on!!"
"Put one on!!"
"Wait and wait to force the king to make a move!"
The fans even shouted jokingly.
All of a sudden.
Su Fan himself felt a little shy. He adjusted his emotions and said casually: "TES, like all the opponents I have encountered before, is like dung and has no gaming experience!"
"My evaluation is, it's better to play ranked at home!"
"As for my performance, I can only say that they all fell down before I exerted all my strength!"
"No fun at all!"
His tone is really very, very flat!
But these words.
But it's like a rock-shattering shock!
Immediately, the entire audience collectively stared wide-eyed!
"what??!"
"How can he be so crazy!!"
"It's the same as all the opponents I have encountered in the past. It is like dung and has no game experience. Do you hear that this is a human language?!"
"You are cruel to people, you don't have game experience yet? What is game experience?"
"I'm so meow that I almost died laughing!"
"It's better to play ranked at home!"
"They all fell down before I tried hard, believe it?"
"Oh, I'm afraid TES fans will disintegrate overnight!"
"This guy is really not afraid of cyberbullying!"
"Dare to say, I can really pretend, but I really like it!"
"Crazy, so crazy!!"
The audience was dumbfounded, and immediately stretched their necks, shouting excitedly.
At this time, there are more than 30 million netizens gathered in the official live broadcast room!
Su Fan's answer.
It directly makes the screen full of barrages of '666' and 'Awesome'.
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