This Curse Is Awesome

After entering the house.

The shooting team started to move, set up the camera and put on the lights.

The host sorted out the clothes, and said with a formulaic smile: “After a brief conversation with Chen Yu’s family, we came to Chen Yu’s home. You can see that the conditions of Chen’s family are very ordinary, even saying It's a bit bad. But it also proves that Chen Yu is not easy. He needs to put in several times more effort, hard work, and hard work than ordinary people to achieve today's success..."

"Crack."

Before speaking, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Huh..."

In full view, Chen Yu spit out a cigarette ring and raised his eyebrows: "Are you guys haha?"

Host : "..."

Cameraman: "..."

"Chen...Chen Yu!" Mother Chen was surprised: "When did you learn to smoke?"

"Oh, I just learned today." Chen Yu skillfully flicked the soot, took another breath, and ejected from his nostrils.

Everyone: "..."

"Quickly pinch the cigarette, they are shooting a documentary for you." Mother Chen shouted.

"Oh. Wait a minute." Nodded, Chen Yu continued to take a few sips, flicked his cigarette butt, spit out more than 20 cigarette rings, and then shivered: "It's done."

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Everyone: "..."

The photographer came over and asked in the ear of the hostess: "What should I do?"

"Talk to Xiao Li, I pinched the paragraph just now."

"Okay."

Standing on the cigarette butt calmly, the hostess smiled and handed the microphone to Chen Yu: "Hello Chen Yu, it’s a great honor to..."

Chen Yu: "How honored are you?"

Host: "..."

"Chen Yu Chen Siwen couldn't help showing his head from the kitchen: "Don't tell me the old terrier! People come from the stadium to interview you, please be serious!"

"Oh." Chen Yu suddenly, Then he suddenly took off his shirt, revealing strong muscles, his face was serious, his fists clenched, his spirits tense, and he assumed a standard boxing posture: "Come on."

"..." The host took it. I started the handkerchief and wiped the sweat subconsciously: "Chen...Chen Yu, just interviewing...you don’t have to be too serious..."

"Oh!"

"You Put on your clothes..."

"Okay."

The cameraman came over again and asked in the host's ear: "Is this paragraph also pinched out?"

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"Pinch off, pinch off..."

Next, Chen Siwen came out with hot tea.

Under her supervision, Chen Yu immediately became more honest: "Sit, let’s sit and talk."

In the small living room, everyone backed two steps at the same time. The host and Chen Yu left room to sit down.

Take a sip of the tea, Chen Yu took a sip, raised Erlang’s legs, pulled his feet, scratched his face: "Let’s talk, let’s talk about it."

"... …" The host swallowed and said with a smile: "Chen...Chen Yu, what do you want to say about your winning the first prize this time?"

"I just want to know The 1 million prize of the champion, when will you come. How much will be deducted for tax deduction."

"...What I am asking is how you feel after you become the champion."

" After?" Chen Yu frowned: "My parents are not champions."

Host: "..."

"My family, I am the champion."

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"Chen Yu classmate." The hostess's mouth rose stiffly: "You may not understand what I mean, I..."

"Then your expressive skills are too bad. "

Host: "..."

Chen Siwen yelled: "Chen Yu!"

"Okay." Chen Yu shrank his neck : "You repeat, I will try my best to think carefully."

The host took a deep breath and asked: "What do you want to say about your winning the top pick this time."

Chen Yu: "..."

Host: "..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Host: "..." …"

Chen Yu: "..."

The host’s smile gradually disappeared: "You said it!"

"Aren't I thinking. "Chen Yu frowned.

"Then are you thinking about it now." Chen Siwen on the side was expressionless.

"Think well." Chen Yu nodded: "For this champion, um...I have nothing to say."

"Mom, you brought our kitchen knife." Chen Siwen's forehead has blue veins.

"Good, good! I said! I didn't say it!" Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I have no experience, I don't know how to say it."

"You...you can refer to What other champions say." The host is tired: "For example, for this champion, what time do you get up and cultivation every day, what have you experienced..."

"What other champions say?" Chen Yu doubt.

"A lot of them say that."

"Really? I don't believe it."

Host: "..."

Chen Yu: "hahahahaha..."

Host: "..."

Chen Yu: "Don’t you think it’s funny?"

Host Person: "Do you think it's funny?"

Chen Yu: "Oh, I shouldn't be smiling, right."

"..."

Silence For a long time, the hostess had to change the direction of inquiry: "Chen Yu, when preparing for the exam, what time do you get up for cultivation?"

"I don't cultivate." Chen Yu frowned, "Distance" It’s been a few days since the college entrance examination, so precious time, if you don’t play, you can’t play."

Host: "..."

"After college, there are still high schools playing like this Is it exciting?"

The hostess only feels the abdomen flowing out one after another Hotline: "I...I don’t understand what you mean."

"Very simple." Chen Yu spreads out : "I don’t usually work hard, what's the use of last-minute preparation?"

The host shined before his eyes, and finally heard a useful sentence from Chen Yu: "You mean, only work hard in normal times , I didn’t panic before the college entrance examination, right?"

"I don’t usually work hard."

Everyone in the room: "..."

"Hey, don’t Not convinced, our Qing City's grandfather is the grandfather, all day long, except for eating and sleeping, nothing else. Who do you learn? What do you learn?"

"Chen Yu!" Chen Siwen was full of anger. His face flushed: "When you talk nonsense, don't interview!"

"That's OK." Chen Yu stood up decisively: "I went back to the house."

"Don't! Don't! Don’t!" The host quickly pulled Chen Yu: "Talk to the meeting, don’t go..."

"Then talk to the meeting?"

"Talk to the meeting..."

"en." Sitting back in the chair, Chen Yu took a sip of tea and took the initiative to attack: "Are you usually working hard?"

"I think I'm relatively motivated. "

"Why is that a moderator?"

"...Go up...arranged by superiors..."

"Oh. During the college entrance examination, How are your grades?"

"I went to college smoothly, but I didn't get into the official competition."

"I got a good grade in college. What do you want to say? ?" Chen Yu asked.

"I am more grateful to my alma mater, because when I first entered the school, my grades were not...wait..." The host clenched his fists: "I interviewed you!!"

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When the filming team ended the interview and left Chen Family, everyone on the team was dejected.

"This is pinched. This is also pinched. Pinching! These need to be pinched..." The host walked, while pointing fingers on the camera screen.

"...Sister Wang, you have pinched everything you said."

"How much is left?"

"The only thing left is your self entering the door Introduced......"

Everyone: "......"

Host: "Fuck!"

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