This Curse Is Awesome

Sit into the mecha, Chen Yu patted his thigh: "Come on, sit here."

"But...but the sword..."

"What sword? Didn't you say you gave it to me?"

"Ah..." BB opened his mouth: "Wh...when did you say...said..."

"You are scared." Chen Yu curled his lips and handed the long sword back: "Give it to you, can I really want it? How big is my face."

"Thanks...Thank you, sir. "

Putting the long sword cherished and importantly back on top of his head, BB sat on Chen Yu and activated mecha.

But as mecha lifted off, BB kept moving.

Chen Yu frowned: "You fart *stab?"

BB: "..."

"Don't move, what are you doing?"

"You...you..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"You are not wearing any clothes, and sitting on you is not... uncomfortable..." BB lowered his head .

"pa!"

Chen Yu slapped his bald forehead: "By the way, I don't have any clothes on... But what is so natural..."

BB: "..."

"Whatever, go first, find a place to get clothes."

"Where to go?" BB asked.

Unconsciously, the leader of the two was replaced by Chen Yu.

"Do not contact any of the Glory Forces' artificial humans, nor the Origin Robot. The communication has been leaking, and we may not be able to hide it next time."

" But only with a mecha, you can't return to the moon..."

"Who said you want to return to the moon?" Chen Yu's eyes flickered cold light.

"Well...Where to go?"

"Do you know the location of the alien server?"

"You know...huh?!" BB was shocked "You...you are going..."

"No. I just ask." Chen Yu leaned back on his seat: "Alien server, are you with aliens?"

"This is not clear. The news of the alien civilization has not been updated for a long time."

"Oh...Is the server heavily guarded?"

"No." BB shook his head: "The alien server is in the Old Xing spaceship. We, Rongguang, have used sound detectors to see through, and there is no other mechanical reaction except the running server."

"Then why don't you use missiles?

"The server will fight back. And it is inside the spaceship, the outer wall of the spaceship is very thick, and the hardness is too high, so it can't be exploded easily. "

"You can send troops to attack. "

"Can't do it. It is 10,000 meters deep underground, and the passage is full of high-voltage power grids, which cannot be accessed at all. "

"High-voltage power grid..." Chen Yu's eyes flashed with rays of light.

If you want to say this, he will be in good spirits.

"It's decided . "

Chen Yu waved his hand: "Go to the alien server. The sword lends me to me, and I will destroy it for your glory..."

...

Ye.

The two rushed to the middle of the road, and they found one. The forest has landed.

Repair.

Chen Yu wearing a straw skirt lit a fire.

He peeled and barbecued the hunted animals.

"zi zi..."

The sound of oil heating made Chen Yu couldn't help but rub his hands and move his index finger.

"Is this the human adult’s food? ? "BB sits aside, watching the meat curiously.

"Yes. What do you usually eat for glory? "

"Change the battery. "

"...Okay, when I didn't say it. "

Picking up a piece of eight mature meat, Chen Yu blew out: "pu puff. "

Then bite down three-quarters and chew with satisfaction.

[Eating: Hunger+41]

"呱唧呱唧... "

[Eating: Hunger+46]

"呱唧呱唧......"

Destroy four or five pieces of meat one after another, Chen Yu sucks his fingers, I found BB staring at him unblinkingly.

"What are you looking at. "

"How does it feel to eat?" "

"...you taste a piece? "

Reached out and took the lean meat that was handed over, BB followed Chen Yu's way, and spit on the meat: "pu puff. "

Chen Yu: "..."

Next, she took a bite of the meat and chewed hard.

"呱唧......呱唧......"

Chen Yu: "Is it delicious? "

"I can't taste it. BB licked the corner of his mouth: "But this warm touch... It's great. "

"The most wonderful thing about eating is its taste. "Chen Yu took a piece of five mature pieces and bit down three-quarters: "Even if the same kind of ingredients, different heats, the taste is different." Putting seasonings is a kind of taste, and keeping it on is another kind of taste. "

BB sucks his fingers: "Humans... are so good." "

"Humans also have bad points. For example, eating bad food can cause poisoning, disease, parasites, etc..."

Speaking of this, Chen Yu sighed: "I really want to feel it. "

BB: "..."

"You are welcome, come and eat. "

"Thank you. "

A few catties of meat were separated by the two.

After a brief tidying, Chen Yu lay on the grass, looking at the night sky: "in this world, also Can't see the stars. "

"Leave the atmosphere, you can see it. BB replied.

"That would be boring. Looking up at the stars is the instinct of mammals, and sometimes it is not just for'seeing'. "

"Really..."BB can't understand.

"Don't talk about this, let's talk about something else. How old are you. "

"683 years old. "

"..." Chen Yu turned over: "...Go to sleep. "

"Are you not talking?" "

"Stop talking. "

In the forest, immediately fell into silence.

The sound of the flame burning "ka ka" is very helpful for sleep. Chen Yu has no sleep.

For a long time, he Looking back, I saw BB staring straight at him: "Why do you stare so big in the middle of the night? Don't you sleep? "

"I don't need sleep. "

"But I need it. Can you help me? "

"Yes! BB immediately sat up and said, "Speak up, what do you want me to do?" "

"Can you do everything?" "

"Yes. "

"Really...willing to do everything?" "

"Right?" BB tilted his head in confusion: "What are you going to do?" "

"Then I will try your performance. "

Chen Yu suddenly lay down in the shape of "奆" and pointed to the back of his head: "Knock me. "

BB: "..."

"Quickly. "

"Why... why? "

"This is massage, the highest level of enjoyment for human beings. Just knock, and I can fall asleep with just one knock. "

"That..." BB raised his hand tentatively and patted Chen Yu's head lightly.

"pa!"

"Yes Is that so? "

Chen Yu turned his head: "Bird droppings are stronger than you." You use a little force! "

"pa!! "

"More effort! "

"pa pa!"

"Strong! Push hard! "

"pa pa pa......"

"What are you doing? Chen Yu turned his head again: "In front of me, how about showing your weakness?" Isn't it okay to put a little harder? ! "

"dong!"

"Why are you sick? "

"dong dong!"

"Do you have myasthenia? "

"Duang! ! ! "

"………………zzZ……"

Withdraw his hand and look at Chen Yu sleeping soundly, BBlooking thoughtful: "It turns out..."

"Humans sleep like this..."

...

"Swish——"

The next day, morning.

Mecha, carrying Chen Yu and BB, finally arrived at the destination.

Area-extraterrestrial spaceship.

"pa ta. "

Mecha landed, Chen Yu jumped off, looking at the familiar spaceship hull ahead, his face was full of black lines: "Fuck..."

"Isn't this the one who came out?" Place? ”

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