This Curse Is Awesome

"pu chi!"

The sword light shadow disappeared in a flash.

Level 2 strange beasts were killed by a quick and sharp knife.

"Boom..."

The strange beast, which was more than ten meters away, crashed to the ground.

Chen Yu is burning with the still surging energy, holding the girl in his left hand, holding the sword in the right hand, turning around, his mouth rises: "Are you all right."

"Brother Yu... "Bahuang Yao was stunned for a long time, and quickly wiped the corners of his eyes: "Why didn't you come out so late, you..."

Before he finished speaking, Duan Ye suddenly said, "Look! What is that? Dangling?"

Bahuang Yao's gaze shifted down subconsciously, and his pale face instantly turned red: "Ah..."

"?" Chen Yu also came back to his senses, lowered his head and glanced: "...Fuck it!"

He quickly threw the girl in his hand, he covered his crotch, and his old face turned into sauce purple: "How many more do you guys look at?" In the past!"

Bahuang Yao immediately turned around, covered his face and squatted down, his brain was muddy, and the roots of his neck were red.

Duan Ye looked up and down: "Don’t stop it, obviously you can’t stop it."

Chen Yu: "..."

Duan Ye: "This is Is your latest fetish unlocked?"

"Shut up and give me a piece of clothing." Chen Yu foul-mouthed: "I forgot to burn my clothes again..."

"Hey!" Duan Ye gave a sigh of spirit: "Why do you want to add it again? I'm so exposed."

"Go away. Who else..." Chen Yu suddenly pointed to the ground Zhang Yanyan: "You're not dead? Are you still watching here?"

Zhang Yanyan quickly closed her slightly narrowed eyes: "Oh...oh..."

Put on Chen Yu found that the jacket that Ye handed over could not be covered, and then stared at the other's pants: "Give it to me too."

"Then what should I wear?"

"What do you wear, what does it have to do with me?" Chen Yu came straight forward and dragged Duan Ye's pants.

"Don't! What are you doing? U...Brother Yu don't! Brother Yu don't..."

After half a minute, the pants changed hands. Chen Yu lowered his head and put on his belt and nose Unconsciously twitched: "en? What smell?"

"What smell?" Duan Ye looked bad in shorts.

"Why are your clothes so nasty? Don't you usually take a bath?"

"Oh...hey..." Zhang Yanyan, who was moaning in a low voice, immediately closed her mouth.

"Are you beggars still disgusting?" Duan Ye was furious: "What do you wear or not, don't wear it to me."

"Put on, don’t pull Pulled." Turning off Duan Ye, Chen Yu squatted down to check the situation of security officer Zhang Tie.

After observing for a while, browse slightly wrinkle: "I'm unconscious and the bleeding is more serious. I don't know if the internal organs are damaged, so I have to go to the doctor as soon as possible."

Duan Ye looked around: "The movement was too loud just now, and it will definitely attract strange animals."

"en." Nodded, Chen Yu looked towards Zhang Yanyan again, reaching out and patted her face: "Hello? How are you?"

"Hands...arms hurt."

"Let’s take a look at my stomach." Picking up the opponent’s hand, Chen Yu took a look and suddenly revealed the subway. The uncle's expression: "Uh... the intestines are out."

Straightened up, he cautiously picked up Zhang Tie, and then directed to Duan Ye: "Put the two wounded on my back."

"Okay. Well, you want to carry them all back?"

"Why? You have a plane?"

"...This road is bumpy, Will it aggravate the injury."

"It's only a matter of destiny." Chen Yu shrugged: "One can save one. By the way, put Zhang Yanyan on top, at least not to be crushed. It’s bad, there’s a pad as a cushion."

"Thanks...Thank you." Zhang Yanyan spoke weakly, somewhat flattered.

"No thanks. You still owe me 800 credits. It will be tricky if you die."

Zhang Yanyan: "..."

A girl, Chen Yu glanced back at the dusty hole, then condensed his energy, and walked forward quickly along the path he came.

"Brother Yu." Duan Ye struggling to catch up: "Brother Tie's phone, I'll call the school, let learn to contact the government to send a helicopter to pick us up."

"Okay, in his pocket, take it yourself." Chen Yu hugged Zhang Tie in his arms.

Duan Yejiang's hand went deep: "Huh? Why is the phone oval?"

"You big silly*, what do you touch with the black light?! It's the outer pocket. !"

"Oh oh oh...you even scolded me, what did you eat? The thing has changed."

"Shut up. Huh? Eight Where is Huang Yao?" Chen Yu stopped.

"Still squatting in the back."

"This child's mental quality is too bad."

"Don't blame her, I saw something dirty , Understandable."

"Fuck your uncle."

"You still try to find animals, people can't, at least they shouldn't..."

"..."

...

Fortunately, everyone did not have a big setback along the way.

Some strange beasts were encountered in the middle, and their level did not exceed Level 3. They were easily killed by Chen Yu, who was always in full swing.

When they returned to the treasure market, it was almost early in the morning.

Entering the hospital, after several hours of rescue, Zhang Yanyan and her teammate Xu Ruo were out of danger.

Zhang Tie was the most injured.

Intracranial hemorrhage, liver rupture, three ribs inserted into the stomach...

That is to say, relying on life force to be strong, changing to other Martial Artists below Level 2 will not last for an hour.

Finally, after contacting the school, Chen Yu handled the transfer for Zhang Tie, took the school plane overnight, and returned to the capital.

"Don't worry, your life must be hanged."

The Beijing University Affiliated Hospital, in the corridor.

As Zhang Tie was pushed into the intensive care unit, Chen Yu patted Duan Ye on the shoulder: "Jingda Medical is very good. How many injuries did Bahuang Yao suffered at the time? I was rescued."

hearing this, Duan Ye rubbed his face: "I didn't think about it. I just sighed. In less than half a minute, Brother Tie was beaten like this. Level 4 Martial Artist is really too dangerous."

"Yes..."

"But I sigh even more, you two have not arrived yet at Level 2, but there is no such thing as anything?"

"Not the same Chen Yu waved his hands: "I and Bahuang Yao are hiding and fighting, and have been running away, which is considered a tightrope walk. And I also severely injured a Level 4 in a sneak attack, and the others refrain from shooting at the rat for fear of breaking the vases. , I am afraid that I will be lost in seconds after flashing past."

Duan Ye silently: "Brother Tie is to protect me, there is no way to go back, so I can only meet force with force with them......"

"Yes. And his condition at the time was still very poor. Look at Zhang Yanyan, isn't it because of her stubbornness that she almost died. The difference in level is very difficult to make up."

Through the glass of the intensive care unit, Duan Ye looked towards the silhouette on the hospital bed: "How did Tiege beat Zhang Gang?"

"... Maybe something happened in the dungeon. ."

The two looked at each other and fell silent.

The Bahuang Yao on the side didn't say a word from start to finish. He just lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Speaking of which, I'm really lucky."

For a long while, seeing the atmosphere dull, Duan Ye barely smiled, holding Chen Yu with his left arm, and patted the right hand with eight Huang Yao: "That kind of situation, certain death situation, none of us died. This is something to celebrate, hahaha..."

Just halfway through laughter, a female nurse came from the intensive care unit Walking out, he glanced at Duan Ye up and down: "Sir, this is a hospital, please don't walk around in underwear."

Duan Ye's smile froze.

……

……

"Dongdong dong!"

That day.

In the morning, eight o'clock. Beijing University dormitory building.

Chen Yu's door was knocked.

Slowly opened his eyes, he was confused for a moment, reacted, got up, got out of bed, and yawned to the door: "Who?"

"Chen Yu, we It's from the Student Union. Please open the door."

"Squeak--"

The door opened, Chen Yu rubbed his eyes and looked left and right: "What are you doing?"

I saw two men and a woman standing outside the door, all looking like senior students.

The female student headed stepped forward and said: "Chen Yu, about the incidents related to the'saving the girl Martial Artist' mission last night, the students will want to know about it with you."

"Zhang Gang is a fair meeting?"

"Professionals will ask you for details. Now, please dress neatly and follow us to the student union."

"Can't you ask me here?"

"Chen Yu, please cooperate with the student union."

Yawn, Chen Yu didn’t know what to do, so I had to go back to the room to wash and wear Good clothes, and leave with the three student council members.

Out of the dormitory building, through the martial arts stage, the four of them came to a villa area.

Stopping in front of the fifth villa from the left, the female student stretched out her hand to signal Chen Yu to enter: "Here."

"en."

nodded , Chen Yu pushed the door in, and saw Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao standing in the neatly decorated hall.

"Hey, are you called here too?"

"I have been here a long time ago. I heard that Zhang Gang is very important to the school, and there will be big guys coming with us Understand the situation.” As he said, Duan Ye stepped forward, grabbed his shirt, and handed it to Chen Yu: "Come on."

"en?" Chen Yu was puzzled.

"You smell it."

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu sniffed: "What's wrong?"

Duan Ye: "Are you still showing up?" "

Chen Yu: "..."

Duan Ye walked up to Bahuang Yao again and picked up his clothes: "You hear it, but you don't show up."

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Bahuang Yao: "..."

"If you don’t show off, then it’s not my problem." Duan Ye solemnly said: "I suspect that Zhang Yanyan urinated me last night. I'm on my body."

"Don't talk nonsense." Chen Yu was poked with a smile: "She is mental disorder, pee on you."

The eight on the side Huang Yao suddenly stopped talking.

"What?" Duan Ye's eyes lit up: "Yao Zi, what do you want to say?"

"I..." The girl glanced at Duan Ye, then looked at Chen Yu, cheeks flushed: "Yu...Brother Yu, when you came out of the cave last night, it...actually..."

Chen Yu: "?"

Bahuang Yao: "Actually I didn't see anything..."

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage: Spirit+18]

Chen Yu was expressionless: "Since I didn't see it, don't say thank you."

"What are you talking about?" Duan Ye interrupted, picking up his clothes: "I'm not discussing how I sneered." Is it a problem with you?"

Chen Yu: "You've always been sorrowful."

Duan Ye: "But this sorrow is not Bisao..."

"Crack."

As the two of them quarreled, the door of the villa was pushed open.

Three people came to face each other.

Chen Yu and the others heard the prestige, but they were all taken aback.

Bahuang Yao is even more timidly taking a step back.

The head of those three people is exactly-Bahuang Yi.

"dong! !"

The door of the villa closes automatically.

Bahuangyi took off his hood and spoke without emotional fluctuations: "The president of Beijing University, Bahuangyi."

"Bahuangyi! You still Introduce yourself with yourself? Who doesn’t know you!"

Duan Ye reacted and jumped forward with excitement. He took out a pen from nowhere, picked up his clothes, and revealed his belly: "Yi Shen , Can you sign me? Just sign on the belly button."

Bahuangyi's eyes were calm, and he glanced at Duan Ye.

"His."

Duan Ye suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and quickly stepped back: "Ah...I'm just kidding."

"Today, You know the purpose of looking for you." Bahuangyi took the two subordinates and walked straight to the second floor of the villa: "one by one, come to my study, and I have said everything that should be said."

Huang Yi left slowly.

Duan Ye blinked, looked towards Bahuang Yao, and gave a thumbs up: "This...this is too stylish. Your brother is so cool! It's not my idol! "

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded, also looked towards Bahuang Yao: "Your brother is a heifer coming to menstruation..."

Duan Ye: "How do you say?" "

Chen Yu: "Blood!"

Duan Ye shook his head: "no no no, this is the heifer's menstruation..."

Chen Yu: "How do you say?"

Duan Ye: "The bull is broken!"

Chen Yu: "No, it's a heifer coming to menstruation... It’s a waste."

Duan Ye: "No, it’s the heifer who comes to menstruation... It’s so awesome."

"It’s the heifer who comes to menstruation... whoever does it."

" It's not easy."

"The heifer is menstruating... it's so red."

"Heifer..."

"dong! !"

The door of the study room on the second floor was suddenly opened, and a student council member shouted: "You can let go of the cow! Can you cooperate with the work? Come up!"

……

Chen Yu was the first to go upstairs.

Because Bahuang Yao has been shrinking in fear.

Duan Ye insisted on going to the bathroom to change his hairstyle.

He had to do it.

To enter the study room, without anyone squeaking, Chen Yu sat on the chair in the center with carefree, raised his legs, looked towards Bahuangyi: "Who sent you here."

Everyone in the room: "..."

The student union member on the left coughed: "Chen Yu, we are asking you."

"Oh, the old problem is committed , Don’t care. You can ask."

"First..." The member picked up a notebook and stared at Chen Yu's facial expression: "Why do you want to take the mission posted by Zhang Yanyan? This This kind of income is obviously not high, explain your reason."

Chen Yu looked up: "Vini Baidi crooked C. (VENIVIDIVICI)"

Members frowned: "Talking. "

Bahuangyi said plainly: "You come, you see, you conquer."

"Yes." Chen Yu looked up and down Bahuangyi: "Can you speak Latin?" "

"What does this sentence mean?" The members were puzzled.

"Literally. I came to the mission, I saw the injustice, I chose to complete it." Chen Yu spread his hands: "As a Martial Artist, the next mission depends on the profit. , But you can’t only see benefits.”

The two people beside Bahuangyi were obviously stunned.

Chen Yu smiled: "Being a Martial Artist worthy of my soul, this is my forbearance."

"..." The members were silent for a while: "...Chen Student Yu, please be serious."

"I'm serious."

"Give it to me." Yahuang Yi stretched out his hand, took the subordinate's notebook, and asked in person to get to the point. : "Time is precious, I only talk about each question once. Entering the underground fortress of Wangdu City, the fair will have two Level 4, 12 Level 3, dozens of Level 2 and Level 1. You only have one Level 4 assistant, one The anti-water inner ghost, the rest are Level 1 Martial Artists. How did you survive?"

"Huh." Chen Yu meditated: "According to your comparison, we really shouldn't survive... …"

"Answer the question, or describe the situation in detail."

Hearing this, Chen Yu was not verbose, and recounted the situation at the time.

From the assassination all the way into the hall, to Duan Ye’s failure to gather energy and being severed, then to Zhang Tie in the dungeon, and finally he used Level 4 Danger Land to counter-kill and smash the enemy crystals. The base...

There is nothing incomplete, and there is nothing in it.

Except for my own specialties, I have talked about everything.

"Then how did you persist in the success of Duan Ye under the siege of many Martial Artists." A student union member said.

"Don't ask about this." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Ask, it's innate talent."

"A level 4 martial skill professional Martial Artist was seriously injured in one blow. It's unlikely."

"Don't ask, just ask is innate talent."

"Burning the entire underground fortress is not something that Level 4 Innate Talent can do."

Chen Yu continued to wave his hand: "Don't ask, ask is innate talent."

Two subordinates of Bahuangyi: "..."

"Please Answer it well." Yahuang Yi eyes slightly narrowed: "Otherwise, take responsibility for the consequences."

"I always speak frankly." Chen Yu leaned forward and looked at him closely.

"..."

"..."

In the study, it was quiet for a long time.

Yahuangyi nodded: "Okay. Then in order to match your speech, let's show your martial arts strength. I will automatically bring the Level 4 strength model to see if it can reach the level you said "

"Are you sure?" Chen Yu raised an eyebrow.

"OK."

"...tsk tsk." The corners of Chen Yu's mouth rose...

...

"bang! !"

Half a minute later, a blast suddenly spread across half of the campus...

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ps: Two chapters in one!

Wish you all a happy Chinese New Year! Bullish!