This Curse Is Awesome

"Is the name octopus okay?" Duan Ye was surprised: "You can't remember Director Dog anyway."

"pa!"

Gou Sheng threw the file to the ground angrily: "It's my business to remember it! Did you sign a fake name to fool the dog here?"

Lower his head, Duan Ye glanced at the place on the ground. Information, hesitated for a moment, nodded: "en."

"Do you dare to'huh'?!" Gou Sheng was about to split his orbit, and took out a mountain axe from the drawer: "Another'hmm' Try one?"

Chen Yu saw this, quickly pulled the frame, stepped forward and kicked Duan Ye: "You dead boy, how can you and the dog... Director lower oneself to somebody's level What?"

"What did you say?!" Gou Sheng raised his axe.

"No, how can you compete with Director Dog?" Chen Yu quickly changed his words.

"Sorry, I was wrong." Duan Ye borrowed the donkey and apologized to Gou Sheng: "I will write well this time."

"Write!" Gou Sheng put down his axe , Took out another stack of application forms from the drawer and threw them out.

Duan Ye raised his hand to catch it, turned to the last page, and signed his name.

Chen Yu probed and found that the sign was really "Duan Ye"'s name, and whispered: "It's decided?"

"en." handed out the data sheet, and Duan Ye looked at it. Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao patted their chests: "From now on, I will belong to the Student Union. If you have anything to do with you, just ask me. Of course, as a price, my position in our class should also be moved. Did you move?"

"Okay, it's necessary." Chen Yu nodded: "From now on you will be the third in our class."

"?" Duan Ye was dissatisfied: "He Do you want to move down? Don’t say first, but at least keep second?"

"Public servants of the people, go deep into the grassroots..."

"You two Talk about it for a while?" Gou Sheng squinted: "I want to give you the office?"

"Gou... Director Gou, you say, you continue." Bahuang Yao bowed slightly: " Don't worry about them."

Glanced at Bahuang Yao, Gou Sheng's anger was slightly reduced, and he sat down again: "The third thing is..."

"Plop."

Before speaking, I fell somersault.

"Fuck! Where's my chair?!"

Chen Yu: "Let you throw it away."

Duan Ye: "Yeah, crush and crush "..." Gou Sheng squeezed his fist and got up, breathing fire in his eyes: "You are the worst student I have ever seen!"

Chen Yu : "Then you have too little knowledge."

Duan Ye: "Yes, when we squat next year, you can still meet."

"Don't talk about it. Say something!" Bahuang Yao quickly pushed Chen Yu and Duan Ye back, and then took a chair and placed it behind Director Gou: "Sit down, Director."

"... Today, if it weren't for this child, I would have to break your knee and kick the ball."

Said Gou Sheng sat on the chair and cleared his throat: "The student union's question is over. The next thing is the third thing. After discussing with the teaching office, we are considering replacing you with a security officer."

"Change a security officer?" Chen Yu was taken aback: "Change Tie?"

"Yes." Gou Sheng nodded: "Zhang Tie's situation is no longer suitable for security."

The three of Chen Yu looked at each other, Bahuang Yao hesitantly said: "Director, I... Our security officer is just in a coma, why is it not suitable anymore?"

"He will be in a coma for a long time. At least one month, during which time your tasks are still on the horse or not. Yes?"

"Oh...just a task, then it's okay." Chen Yu waved his hand: "We have enough credits and don't need to take the task. It really can't, we can still lend us money."

Gou Sheng's head tilted: "Sharking?"

"No, it's a campus loan."

Gou Sheng's head tilted more severely: "Campus loan?!"

Duan Ye quickly covered Chen Yu's mouth: "Dog... Director Dog, anyway, we have no shortage of credits. If there is a task problem, the teaching department does not need to care, we wait until the security officer wakes up. Mission."

"The security officer will wait and say beforehand." Gou Sheng stood up and stared suspiciously at Chen Yu: "What's the matter with campus loans?"

"... Chen Yu was silent for a while: "...Ababa Ababa."

"You suddenly became dumb after stepping on a horse?"

"Abba." Chen Yu nodded.

Gou Sheng squinted his eyes slightly and looked towards Duan Ye: "You say it."

Duan Ye: "...Abba Abba."

Gou Sheng: "..."

In the Conference Hall, there was a brief silence.

Clenched his fist, Gou Sheng looked towards the Shiver coldly Bahuang Yao: "You, say!"

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Gou Sheng: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "...Aba."

Gou Sheng: "..."

"... …"

"peng~ peng~ peng~."

Being quiet for less than three seconds, Gou Sheng was about to go wild, and there was a knock on the door.

"Director Gou." I saw an adult female Martial Artist holding a stack of documents and greeted: "The Principal has notified you to go upstairs for a meeting, and you will go there as soon as possible."

"...I know."

After the female Martial Artist left, Gou Sheng sat down again and scanned the three Chen Yu: "You...something is wrong. I will stare at you in the future."

The three Chen Yu laughed.

"Time is limited, I will finish it directly." Gou Sheng said faster: "It is not a question of when Zhang Tie wakes up now. It is a brain injury that will seriously affect him for a long time. battle strength. So we decided to temporarily strip him of his security status and give you a more suitable one."

"What is more suitable?" Chen Yu asked.

"Your innate talent is better than predicted when you enrolled, and you can be a stronger security officer. Now, as long as you have no comments, the teaching department will arrange it with you."

"No objection? How could we have no objection?" Duan Ye looked ugly: "Zhang Tie, saved my life, and is also our comrade-in-arms who fought side by side. If you want to change it, you will be changed?"

"..." Gou Sheng was silent for a while, and said: "This is for your good."

"No need!" Duan Ye lay down on the table with the emotion in his chest, unblinking. "Zhang Tie is the permanent security officer of our second class. No one can change." Chen Yu slowly raised his hand: "..."

Bahuang Yao forcefully nodded: "en!"

"...unless it's a young woman with big breasts and big butts." Duan Ye added.

"pa!"

In the next second, Chen Yu directly slapped the raised slap on Duan Ye's forehead fiercely: "I stepped on the horse and slapped you to death."

"Oh roar roar roar!" Duan Ye clutched his head and uttered a monkey cry: "It hurts, it hurts..."

Pushing Duan Ye to the back, Chen Yu looks serious "Director Gou, based on what you just said, I have a doubt, I hope you can answer it."

Gou Sheng raised his wrist and glanced at the time engraved on the Rolex: "Yes, hurry up."

"You said, your teaching department decided to temporarily strip Zhang Tie from the identity of a security officer..."

"Is there a problem?" Gou Sheng's eyes flashed.

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "He is in the intensive care unit at this time, and the standard of treatment he receives is the treatment of a safety officer. If his status as a safety officer is cancelled, will the standard of treatment change?"

"..." Hearing this, Gou Sheng was silent.

Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao on the side also reacted, and both were complexion slightly changed.

“Actually, the school’s idea is to give up Zhang Tie, right?” Chen Yu changed the direction and asked: “Impaired strength, falling into a coma and unable to form battle strength, and will be connected with fairness. In addition to the expensive treatment plan currently underway, he simply chose to cancel his status as a security officer, death ends all one's troubles, right?"

"..." Gou Sheng remained silent.

"This is not a human thing, right." Chen Yu squinted his eyes.

"...The matter is very complicated, not just as simple as you said."

"Howard." Duan Ye sneered, "All the staff are tools. I don't want to join the Student Union. Is it too late to refund now?"

"The school is also from your perspective." Gou Sheng stood up and scanned the crowd: "Zhang Tie, it's really not suitable to be your security officer anymore."

"You shouldn't start from our point of view." Chen Yu pointed to himself: "It should be from a human point of view."

After that, he turned around and left.

Before leaving the door, leave a sentence: "The second class disagrees with the replacement of the security officer."

"It is irrational for you to step on the horse!" Gou Saint suddenly yelled.

"If you are irrational, at least you have to wait until Brother Tie is cured." Duan Ye pouted and followed away.

"Yes...I'm sorry."

Bahuang Yao bowed slightly and walked away quickly.

"..."

In the Conference Hall, only Gou Sheng is left.

He stood in the same position, his expression of anger gradually disappeared, and he became calm.

"A bunch of idiots."

"..."

"... idiots."

……

Leave the teaching office building.

Chen Yu took Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao to find a small forest.

"Then first..." After finishing the wording for a while, Chen Yu said: "I did not discuss with you, but made the decision arbitrarily, but you should have the same idea with me, right?"

"en." Bahuang Yao nodded: "It's the same."

"en." Duan Ye nodded: "Who dares to be different."

With a wild glance, Chen Yu continued: "But it is a fact that Tie Ge's brain repaired his wounds. Even if he wakes up, according to the school's statement, it should take a long time to recover. We may face a situation where there is no security officer in the future. This is acceptable to everyone. Is it."

"en." The girl is still nodded: "Yes."

"I have no problem, but..." Duan Ye hesitated: "From a rational point of view... , I said you can’t hit me."

"Why am I hitting you?" Chen Yu rolled up his sleeves: "Say it with confidence."

"gu lu …… "

After blinking, Duan Ye shook his head: "I...I still don't say it."

"If you don't say it, you will get beaten easily now."

"Are you special..."

"Don't learn from that dog, just say it."

"Then I said it."

Duan Ye Step back a few steps and hide behind Bahuang Yao: "Brother Tie is a good person and has a very good relationship with us. We can't do the act of killing a donkey. But rational consideration...If Tie brother wakes up, his condition will remain unchanged. Very bad, we...you two understand what I mean."

Hearing this, Bahuang Yao was silent.

Chen Yu put down his sleeves: "You mean, Brother Tie can't perform the duties of a security officer. For the sake of the class, he has to change the security officer, right?"

Shocked his head: "Ah... yes."

"Seeing you are so scared, when did I hit you? What are you afraid of?"

Chen Yu sat down on the grass上, sighed: "Emotions belong to feelings, and reality belongs to reality. If Tie Ge is really sluggish after he wakes up, it will be a danger and a burden to take him on tasks."

"So..." Bahuang Yao bowed his head: "Brother Tie... sooner or later will he be replaced by someone else."

"It depends on the situation. If the recovery goes well, naturally you don't need to take it seriously. In short, during the period of Brother Tie's absence , We don’t have a safety officer, so we can only rely on ourselves."

"Brother Tie’s injury was so sudden and serious." Duan Ye was annoyed: "If I could be faster then Click..."

"If you don't have you, the group will be destroyed." Chen Yu patted Duanye's knee: "Don't think too much."

"Speaking of group destruction, I was very surprised. At that time, your spirit strength was too exaggerated, how did you do it?"

"Isn’t it just ordinary? You are a martial arts major, and you can’t beat me in terms of spirit strength. Takeo, why don’t you lick your face and ask?"

Duan Ye: "..."

"Brother Yu, your mental ability is so strong, why didn't you choose to change your major at the teaching office? What?" Bahuang Yao suddenly said.

"Are you stupid? A class comes standard with two martial skills and one martial arts. I went to learn martial arts, not just..." Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and stroked Bahuang Yao's cheek:" Don't you lose you?"

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao stared at Chen Yu in a daze, his brain crashed completely.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds later.

The skin of the girl's whole body began to turn red.

Steam "zi zi" on top of his head...

Chen Yu was surprised and pointed to the top of Bahuang Yao: "Look at Duan Ye, she is smoking!"

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Duan Ye was also taken aback: "Fuck, really, it's smoking!"

Chen Yu: "Awesome!"

Duan Ye: "Awesome..."

"..."

Bahuang Yao was short of breath. He felt the world spin and fell to the ground with a "plop".

I was in a trance, and I could vaguely hear the yelling of two teammates.

"Ward God, are you still braving? Isn't it about to burn?"

"Quickly take the blogger to her to cool down..."

"No, it will get frostbite..."

...

At the same time.

Gou Sheng, the director of teaching, came to the top-floor conference hall and saw the many big guys in the room. He was so energetic, he quickly moved his fat legs and sat in his seat.

"Crack."

The wooden chair was overwhelmed and let out a harsh moan.

"Everyone is here." In the first place, an old man with a beard that grows to his abdomen went straight to the topic: "The scale of the animal tide is gradually taking shape, and at most one month, it will launch a general attack on the capital."

After the words fell, everyone's expressions were solemn.

"But the world college competition will start within a month, shall we cancel it." A young voice broke the silence.

Everyone looked.

The speaker is Bahuangyi.

"No cancellation." The long-bearded old man shook his head: "Not only don't cancel, but also do something bigger. It's best to gather all the elites of universities in the world."

" Do you want to..." Gou Sheng narrowed his eyes.

"Yes." The old man nodded: "I want to pull the whole world into the water and resist this animal tide together."

"weng weng weng ……"

Everyone immediately started talking.

"Peng peng."

The old man tapped the table lightly, and the scene was quiet within a second.

"So I decided to add the Great Accomplishment book to this world college competition, and invite all third-rate or above foreign schools, with all-inclusive board and lodging, and the winner's award ranking expanded to 100."

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"This...this specification is too big..."

"en. In terms of financial burden, you can plan a lot to further reduce professors, assistants, security officers, and various The cost of the unit and the branch hospital. Especially the severely injured people who cannot fight effectively after 1 month later, give up if you give up. Concentrate medical efforts to strengthen the treatment of the slightly injured and the expected injured to ensure the overall Martial Artist's battle strength level."

"In that case...Dissatisfaction and conflict may continue to increase..."

"In front of the alien beast, do you still care about emotions and conflicts?" The old man's eyes were sharp: "You can say, This is the last chance for mankind. It just so happens to catch up with the world college competition. From now on, I will never be able to concentrate so much power."

"...Good Principal, I will invite you the list and planning tomorrow. Project."

"en." nodded, the old man stood up: "Not only should we invite students from various universities, but also professor-level Martial Artists for exchanges. We can promise some benefits as appropriate. In short, Martial Artists who enter the capital will either follow the perish together with the capital or repel the beast tide. There is no other possibility."

"In this way, even if the beast tide is repelled, the reputation of our country..."

"I don't want my fate, do I still care about fame?" The old man interrupted: "When you succeed, people will forget the darkness of all your methods."

"You said It’s true!” Gou Sheng was so excited that he stood up abruptly: “Why should I do this!”

“I’ve said it many times, right? If you say swear words in front of me, just go away. Go out."

"Go."

Gou Sheng happily bent over, turned into a circle, and rolled out round after round...

"Then next, there are two more things."

Speaking, the old man with a long beard looked towards Bahuang Yi: "The first thing is to delay the time for the attack of the beasts and to ensure the college competition. It was successfully held. Next, I will give you the job of'leading' the tide of beasts."

"Okay." Yahuang Yi's expressionless nodded, deep in his pupils, there is a flash of no one who can see."

"Okay." Impenetrable eyes.

"The second..." The old man's tone instantly succumbed to death: "The survival of the fittest, mobilize all students to eliminate the alien beasts on the edge of the tide of beasts."

"Also let them, see you Blood..."

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ps: Two chapters in one!

Continue to add more in the early morning!