This Curse Is Awesome

"Class 2 in 1 year?"

"Did you hear that in Class 2 of 1 year?"

On the stage in the center of the stadium, host People looked at the exit and repeated: "Class 2 of the year, Chen Yu, Duan Ye, Bahuang Yao, please come on stage as soon as possible, don’t delay."

"All of them are in a hurry." Duan Ye urged: "Hurry up!"

"It's mainly you, the balance is too bad. How do you walk normally?"

"How do I go? Go on the third leg!"

"It's a waste..." Chen Yu sighed: "In this way, I count, count 1, and we both take the left leg at the same time, and count 2, and then take the right at the same time. Legs."

"Go on, hurry up..."

"Ok, 1, 2, 1, 2..."

Eight Huang Yao: "..."

Under the command of Chen Yu's slogan, the two people who were "pierced" by the staff can finally move forward smoothly.

"1, 2, 1, 2, 1..."

"1, 2, 1, 1... 2 is the right leg! You don't have any right or left! "Chen Yu was tripped and staggered, and immediately roared.

Duan Ye angrily retorted: "What are you doing just now clearly called a 1!"

"That's a mistake of my tongue! You use the prostate to think, and you know that after you step on your left leg Should you take your right leg?!"

"Who knows what your brain circuit thinks?"

"Don't beep, hurry up, 1, 2, 1, 2... Speed ​​up! 1212121212..."

That's it.

Amid the scolding of the two, hundreds of thousands of people at the scene were dumbfounded.

Chen Yu and Duan Ye "staggered" step by step, walked to the middle of the many classes, and stood in the position of Class 2 in the first year.

"Ah...hahaha, it’s a very interesting way to appear on the stage."

The host was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly rounded the stage: "Step forward together, advance and retreat together, this fully expresses Beijing The beautiful qualities of the college students in unity and upward progress."

"It also shows the only way out for us human beings to survive in the end! That is sincerity! Then connect! That is unity and cooperation with each other!"

"In the face of the raging beast tide, fighting each other and resisting the division is just the dead end of struggling on whilst at death's door. Only by concentrating all the forces on a major event like ours, can we create hope! Create! Miracle!"

The host exclaimed with passionate hands.

"Crash-bang..."

There was applause in the stadium.

Duan Ye was surprised and looked up and down Chen Yu: "Brother Yu, I didn't expect you to tie us together, and there is such a deep thought in it."

Chen Yu: "... …Um. Basic exercise."

On the stage, seeing the joyous atmosphere of the scene, the host breathed a sigh of relief, then put down the microphone and shouted to Chen Yu and Chen Yu: "You two get out of the way."

Chen Yu and Duan Ye: "?"

"Please show Ms. Yao from the back, take a close-up of the front, don’t block others."

Chen Yu and Duan Ye: "..."

"Quickly give in." The host urged.

Chen Yu and Duan Ye looked at each other, curl one's lip with the same expression, and then separated left and right.

"Squeak."

I was pulled back by the tied staff again...

Chen Yu: "The big sand sculpture! You must not walk with me. Direction?"

Duan Ye: "Who knows which direction you are going. Men are left and women are right. Am I going to the right and swollen?"

Chen Yu: "Left , Go left."

Duan Ye: "Yes."

The two moved a big step to the left.

"Bang."

Then, the head of the staff hit the waist of a female student on the left.

"You..." The female student was furious: "You stabbed me!"

Duan Ye: "What's the matter, we are just Cengceng."

Chen Yu: "Yes, I didn't try hard, how painful it can be. Hypocritical..."

Female student: "..."

Get out of position, Shiver Coldly's Bahuang Yao was exposed in front of the host. The host was excited: "Ms. Bahuang Yao, do you want to say a few words?"

"No...no." The girl flushed and shook her head frantically.

"Just a few words."

"no!"

"Okay..."

The host is sorry Tongue, raised the microphone, and continued to speak loudly: "Then all the participating classes of Beijing University have already appeared. Next, it’s time for the Qing University students to appear. National Taiwan University, as one of the top universities at home and abroad, has been educated. Countless Heaven-blessed Genius have made an indelible tribute to the overall strength of all mankind..."

The styles of the players behind are much more normal.

Not long after, Chen Yu saw Ma Li and her gang of younger brothers also playing.

Aroused some surprises from the audience.

After all, few first-year students dare to participate in the college competition.

And Ma Li is in the first grade again, in the ordinary class, and even as rare as phoenix feathers and unicorn horns.

"Hey."

Ma Li blinked her eyes mischievously when she glanced at Chen Yu looking at her. He lifted his trousers to reveal the silk inside the trousers, and opened his mouth: "Play chess for a while~❤"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Brother Yu, Isn’t that sister paper..." Duan Ye’s eyes rolled randomly: "Um... By the way! Is it the one who gave you a cuckold?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"The woman's scheming is a bit deep, you can't wear a condom..."

Chen Yu: "Huh?"

"Oh, you can't wear a condom. !"

Chen Yu: "Oh..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

When the host introduces the students of National Tsing Hua University After that, the mouth speed speeded up in vain.

More and more perfunctory......

"The following are Kainan University Class 4, Class 3, Year 4, Class 6, and 3 years 1, 3 years, 5, 2 years 3……"

"Next are the 4 classes of Princeton Academy, let’s all go up."

"Then Hugh Death University, Africa South University and Jingdong University, as Neighbors, let's play together..."

Class by class, just like a fleeing person, people are next to people, "rushing" in front and "squeezing" in line, lining up on stage.

……

[Disturbance by the unknown: Bright thinking improvement -1]

It was halfway through the introduction of more than 1,200 classes.

Chen Yu was taken aback by the electronically synthesized sound that suddenly sounded in his ear, and then sighed faintly.

"It seems that the changes in the soul are the reverse..."

As a national treasure, the ability of the Vast Sky Staff is too powerful.

Even at first, Chen Yu already had a prediction in his heart, but he still put on this staff with the attitude of giving it a try.

Now that the blood is shining in front of him, he can only give up his unrealistic fantasy...

"It's a pity."

Mumbled Then, Chen Yu without the slightest hesitation took apart the rope on the staff and separated from Duan Ye.

"You are free."

Looking down, looked at the rope on the ground, then looked up at Chen Yu, Duan Ye was shocked: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing." Chen Yu waved his hand: "I've stayed with you enough."

For a moment of silence, Duan Ye picked up the staff, inexplicably not feeling in his heart: "I feel like you It’s changed."

Chen Yu: "..."

"In the beginning, you chased me. I clearly disagree. You have to be together. Then together, this way All the stumbling and stumbling all the way, I finally stabilized, why suddenly I want to leave."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Let's go..." Duan Ye took a deep breath: "Now you say you want to separate, separate and separate. Don't coax me back in the future."

Chen Yu: "..."

Duan Ye: "If life is only short In just a few years, I didn’t complain. But our feelings couldn’t stand the test of the trifling years..."

Chen Yu: "You will never end your horse riding."

"..." Duan Ye shrank his neck, and stopped talking: "Why do you... just make do with it? Can you really get away from it."

"Choke!"

Chen Yu pulled out the long sword abruptly.

"Fuck! As soon as I chat with you and know my heart, I will do it, OK! Lilili......"

......

About half an hour Rear.

The 1,206 classes, 5788 people, have all appeared.

After the host on the stage continued to say a few more official words, he bowed and retired.

Next, above the Bird’s Nest Stadium, at the oval opening, a mattress "floats" in, carrying a "big" and a small two figures, appearing in front of everyone.

With Chen Yu's hearing, the dispute between the two can be vaguely heard.

"Director, you are heavy again."

"You step on the horse and shut up! It is your strength that has regressed."

"I...I can't do it anymore. ...Can’t hold on anymore..."

"I can’t even bear this weight, so why can I bear the world?"

"You...you are heavier than the world."

"Shut up! Useless things..."

With a long sigh, feeling the mattress on the verge of collapse, helpless, Gou Sheng had to get up, like a spinning top Like, somersault jumped off.

"Swish——"

Over 100 meters in the sky.

Approximately half a ton in weight.

Gou Sheng seemed to have become a meteor, with a sharp howling sound, he fell heavily on the stage under the focus of hundreds of thousands of pairs of eyes and thousands of lenses.

"hong long!"

At this moment, the ground shook three times.

How do you see the dust rising up like a mushroom cloud...

Chen Yu: "..."

Everyone in the audience: "..."

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"Cough."

"cough cough cough..."

About half a minute later, Gou Sheng crawled out of the pit with a dusty expression on his face.

He wanted his hands on his hips, but found that his waist was too wide to reach. I had to find a pretty "handsome" posture for myself, and exploded with energy.

"bang!"

The terrifying imposing manner spread instantly!

The smoke was blown away in the blink of an eye.

Under such pressure, no matter the audience outside the lawn or the players inside the lawn, regardless of their strength, they all felt the chest tightness that was difficult to breathe smoothly.

"Level 7..."

Duan Ye lost his mind: "This dog... Director Gou turned out to be a Level 7..."

"After all, it is teaching Director." Chen Yu eyes slightly narrowed: "Absolutely high-level school."

"Stomach!"

Cleared his throat, Gou Sheng patted the dust off his body and scanned the whole thing. There was a thunderous voice in the field: "I am riding a horse... my name is Gou Sheng. Director of the Teaching Department of Beijing University. It is a great honor to be the referee of this world college competition."

"Due to some special reasons, The event was advanced two days. Therefore, on behalf of the whole country, I apologize to the stomach for the inconvenience caused to all the players."

"Call..."

I heard that I was caught in a capital city. The leaders of the university booed.

"Everyone stepped on horses and shut up!!!"

Gou Sheng screamed fiercely, and the storm spread!

Like the actual shock waves passing by, the absolute silence of everyone being shaken......

In the close field, many cameras have been shattered. .

"Oh."

Loosen the tie of the neckline, Gou Sheng arms across chest, and said blankly: "The gossip is over. I now introduce the game plan, and just say Once again."

"The 29th World University Competition, due to the large number of participating classes and reform of the competition system. It is divided into two parts."

"One, 1206 classes were put into closed Places, compete for the top 100. The remaining 1,106 classes are eliminated."

The words fell, and the more than five thousand people on the lawn felt very nervous.

Gou Sheng ignored everyone’s anomalies and continued: "Second, the top 100 returned to the stadium to play the arena, and finally selected the champion, second and third place."

hearing this, Chen Yu subconsciously glanced at Ma Li in the distance.

There is no difference between the predictions of the opponent.

"Now, explain the detailed rules of the first part."

Gou Sheng jumped off the stage and walked slowly with his back between the players: "In half an hour, you will take the transport plane. , Enter the competition field in batches. There are a large number of strange animals that the competition group has "prepared" in advance."

Hearing this, Chen Yu glanced at Ma Li secretly...

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"In the bodies of the alien beasts, the event team fed a total of 1,000 fluorescent beads. Your task is to kill the alien beasts and win the light beads. Or..."

Gou Sheng's voice paused slightly, and the corners of his mouth rose coldly: "Defeat other players and take away their light beads."

"..." The class was silent.

"Excuse me, this sir." Suddenly, in the crowd, a one-eyed young man wearing a Japanese warrior uniform said: "Do you mean to kill when you say defeat?"

"Oh. Of course it includes, but I don't recommend you to do this." Gou Sheng raised his eyebrows and looked towards the Japanese player, with a deep meaning: "Because your life may have other effects. ......"

"If you kill too many students in your side, will you be sanctioned by your school."

"No. If you can do it."

"Thank you, no problem."

"Do you have any questions?" Gou Sheng scanned the audience.

The students kept silent.

"Okay, let's talk about the rewards of ranking high and low." Gou Sheng smiled, took out a pen, and pressed the button.

"shua!"

A huge virtual projection is displayed in midair.

"I said before this year's college competition that the top 100 will have prizes. This is naturally not a lie. The list is as follows."

"Fifty to No. 1 Hundreds, from more to less, rewarded with boxes of Qi Increasing Pills. Each box contains 100."

More than five thousand people in the field focused their eyes on them at the same time.

One Qi Increasing Pill, the price is at least 20,000 yuan.

Then even the hundredth place in the tail of the crane can get at least one box of Qi Increasing Pill worth two million yuan...

"This day is really nothing... …" Chen Yu couldn't help swallowing.

"Then, tenth to 49th place." Gou Sheng sliding virtual projection: "From more to less, reward more Spirit Pill."

"Call... "

The stadium of hundreds of thousands of people was filled with deep exclamation.

"Yu...Brother Yu." Duan Ye was dumbfounded: "Give you all the Spirit Pill? Does the government feel distressed?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Quiet."

The noisy venue makes Gou Sheng irritable.

He looked around the audience with fierce eyes, and the audience immediately closed their mouths.

"Next, there are rewards for the first to ninth place."

The fat right hand sliding projection, the three-dimensional graphics of treasures are displayed.

"Ninth, the prize is the crystallization of Mount Lola. It comes from the foreign land of Mount Lola. As long as one meter around it, you can continue to grow vigor as if you are in a different land of Mount Lola. The value is priceless... Fuck the horse! Don't shout!"

The last three words made the audience who was about to open their mouths closed again...

"Fuck Brother Yu!"

Duan Ye was shocked: "If we get one of this stuff..."

"I'll kick you out." Chen Yu was expressionless.

Duan Ye: "..."

"The eighth." Gou Sheng said: "The prize is the T9 series injection produced by the Divine State Laboratory. It can be... in a short time... …"

As the ranking goes up, the treasures that common martial artists can't even see are "born" one after another.

The mood of the more than 5,000 people in the lawn gradually began to feel a little wrong.

The heat and greed in his eyes, even if they are as sensible as Ma Li, can't hide them.

"Next, the prize for the third place. The egg of giant lizard with a grimace."

Gou Sheng's expression became serious: "From Amazon No. 4 Foreign Land. A foreign country The ghost face giant lizard, the adult body is not inferior to the Level 5 Martial Artist. After it is hatched, and then tamed by a special method from an early age, you can have a helper comparable to the Level 5 Martial Artist."

" Two prizes, the sacred book of martial arts. The pages are made of ethereal wood in the Great Northern Territory of Shennongjia. Carriers can greatly enhance the spirit strength. It can be regarded as a sacred relic of martial arts majors yearn for something even in dreams. Hence the name of the sacred book of martial arts... "

"Brother Yu!" Duan Ye's eyes immediately reddened and his muscles tightened: "I want that thing!"

Chen Yu: "When you get tired, go to sleep. Yes, I have everything in my dreams."

Duan Ye: "..."

"Finally." Gou Sheng suddenly closed the projection, mobilized his vigor, and said the voice: "It is the first prize. It is also our country's national treasure."

The audience stopped breathing and stared at Gou Sheng's fat body.

"It's..."

With a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, Gou Sheng put his hand in his arms and pulled out a silver revolver: "National treasure-- The good and evil of Magnum .44 are rewarded."

"This special cat is a what the hell name?"

Like many audiences at the scene, Chen Yu was at a loss.

But the eyes of the players who know the goods around are almost staring out.

"Magnum.44 is the product of the pinnacle of the chief craftsman of Magnum. 44. It perfectly integrates the Spirit Treasure beads produced in a foreign territory of Moscow, and can accurately identify the good and evil in the human heart. ."

"Its function is: every 6 and a half days, it automatically generates a power bomb, up to five."

"The person who was hit, if the heart If there is malicious intent, it will greatly reduce the physical function. The more malicious, the higher the effect. In severe cases, it will ignore the level, and even cause shock and dying."

"In turn, those who are hit, If the heart is kind at that time, it will stimulate the cells of the body and recover the wounds of the whole body. The more the kindness, the better the effect. At the critical moment, although the flesh and bones of the living dead are unrealistic, it is completely possible to hang their lives... …"

The introduction fell, and Gou Sheng cautiously put away the revolver.

The rest of the people who don't understand this "national treasure" have their brains down at this time.

"This...this World..."

"There is even this kind of stuff like this..."

"Duan Ye!" Chen Yu Two eyes immediately turned red, and muscles tightened: "That thing, I want it!"

Duan Ye: "If you are tired, go to sleep for a while, you have everything in your dreams."

Chen Yu: "..."

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