This Curse Is Awesome

"Please prepare for each class."

"First Stage knock-out competition, officially started..."

"Destination It's here, the 29th..."

After repeating the broadcast three times, the inner door opened and a woman with a horny back came out.

On her left eye, there was a scar that spread to the base of the ear, which was rendered hideously under the dim lights of the cabin.

"The cabin will be opened on time in five minutes. Before that, everyone will come to me to collect the parachute. The model is common, one for each person." The woman pulled out a large umbrella bag and threw it on the ground.

"Hello." In the corner, a female student raised her hand: "What should I do if I can't use a parachute?"

The scar on the woman's face trembled: "Then fall to death "

Female student: "..."

"A group of Martial Artists who are far beyond ordinary human performance, if they fall to death because of an umbrella problem, then they fall to death."

Duan Ye felt that the other party might be "curing" him, so he immediately held back the fire, opened the mouth and said: "What if it is a parachute problem?"

The woman glanced at Duan Ye : "Don't worry, I will give a bad review to the merchant."

"..." Duan Ye: "...Thank you so hard. Remember to bring the picture."

"No Question."

The parachute bag is green all over.

It seems that it has undergone some transformation. It's not the thick and big backpack Chen Yu remembers.

"zhi zhi ——"

When the time is up, the heavy hatch slowly opens.

The noise and strong wind poured in instantly, and the clothes of everyone in the cabin hummed.

"In order to keep the classes dispersed, the helicopter has re-entered the cruise phase." The scared woman's voice was like Hedong Lion's roar: "Starting from Class 1 of 4 years, jump one by one."

The words are over, the black robe of Yahuangyi floated to the cabin door and jumped down blankly.

"Fuck?" The woman was taken aback, and shouted: "You didn't bring a parachute!"

"It's okay, I'm easy to be sure." Chun Lei stepped forward to explain.

"What did you say?" The woman looked towards Chunlei: "Speak louder!"

"I..." Chunlei opened her mouth and chose to give up the conversation, carrying a parachute Then jumped down.

Liu Wei follow closely from behind.

"The second one, Class 4, Year 4." The woman yelled.

The young man claiming to be Jie Ge walked to the hatch and turned around to look at everyone: "Everyone, please remember what I said, we are all learning..."

"peng !"

I was kicked by the scared woman before he finished speaking: "Beep, beep. Next one!"

That's it.

There are fewer and fewer people in the cabin.

In about five or six minutes, only Chen Yu's class 2 of the year is left in the Jingda class.

"It's your turn." The woman hooked Chen Yu: "Year 1 is also here for the competition, I'm very courageous."

"Excuse me, this parachute that Yishen doesn't want. , Can I take it away?" Duan Ye asked the woman with a parachute on his back, picked up a parachute.

"You speak louder!"

"...Forget it, I don't want it."

In the harsh noise environment, Duan Ye also gave up In order to communicate with the other party, he threw away Bahuangyi's parachute and walked to the cabin door.

"Jump together." Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao came up: "Hold tight to each other, don't let go."

"Ok."

"Three , Two, one...jump!"

"sou!"

With a light leap, the three of them flew out of the cabin, suddenly feeling out of balance, strong wind and rain blowing on their faces .

It turned out that it was raining outside.

Both Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao have extremely strong body balance abilities, perhaps seven times that of cats.

Soon, the center of gravity was stabilized.

Duan Ye quickly grasped the balance with the "support" of the two.

"Did you see the circle of walls below?"

Tolerating the wind resistance, Chen Yu stared at the jungle terrain below: "In the circle, it should be knock-out. The competition venue. We are going to be active in this circle."

"A wide area..." Yahuang Yao barely opened his eyes: "This project is too big."

"Not much." Duan Ye interrupted: "It's just made by a group of martial arts masters above Level 7."

Chen Yu: "Listen to you, those wizards seem to It's your father."

Duan Ye: "...Brother Yu, you speak so powerfully."

Gravity...

is wonderful.

As the noise of the upper propeller moved away, and in a trance, the three of them could not tell whether it was falling or flying...

"Oh!"

Suddenly, Duan Ye yelled, scaring Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao.

"Are you mental disorder?" Chen Yu frowned.

"Brother Yu!" Duan Ye was a little excited: "Let the wind hold it, don't you think it's cool?"

"...It's okay."

"Who are the three of us louder than?"

Chen Yu's face was full of black lines: "Are we sick in the brain? Play this with you?"

" Come, shout, relax." Duan Ye raised his head, took a deep breath, and howled: "Ahhh..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "... "

Duan Ye: "Ah oh oh~"

Chen Yu: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Duan Ye: "roar! Ahhh..."

Chen Yu: "...ahhhh!"

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Duan Ye: "hahaha, ahhhh!!!"

Chen Yu: "OHHHHH..."

Bahuang Yao: "...yah!"

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Duan Ye said cheerfully: "ahhhh..."

Chen Yu said cheerfully: "ahhhh..."

Bahuang Yao said cheerfully: "Ah... …"

The three clasped each other tightly.

The open-hearted shout, echoing with the wind, for a long time.

Comfort and relaxation, coming out of the three of them, resonating with the shouts of turning, intertwined with a sense of happiness that is difficult to describe in words.

Yelling, I don’t know why. Duan Ye's eyes overflowed with some tears, and he suddenly sang a song in Cantonese: "Years turn possessions into lost, tired eyes with expectations!"

"Today, there is only a leftover body, to welcome the glorious years... "

Chen Yu: "During the wind and rain, my friends are exploding..."

Duan Ye was taken aback and looked towards Chen Yu.

Chen Yu raised the corners of his mouth and continued to sing: "After a lifetime of wandering struggles! Confidence can change the future..."

Bahuang Yao: "Ask who again...can do... …"

The singing stopped, and the three looked at each other.

The exchange of words in each other’s eyes cannot carry emotional information.

Not long after, as if with a sharp heart, the three of them all laughed.

The singing voice of wail like ghosts and howl like wolves, rise again.

"Today there is only a leftover body!"

"Welcome to the glorious years..."

"We will explode in wind and rain..."

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"After a lifetime of wandering struggles!"

"Confidence can change the future..."

"Ask who can do it..."

……

The formula of air resistance: F=(12)CρSV^2

Representing the limit of human falling speed in the atmosphere is about 60 meters per second.

It takes 63 seconds to jump down from an altitude of 3539 meters until it hits the ground.

When the time came to 50 seconds, Chen Yu released Bahuang Yao's hand and pushed it far away: "Disperse, open the umbrella."

"Okay "The girl was nodded, her body tilted, flying away like a kite.

Duan Ye hugged Chen Yu and never let go.

"I'm going to open the bag, hurry up!"

Duan Ye: "Ok, let's open."

Chen Yu pulled the umbrella rope.

"peng!"

With a muffled noise, the two of them felt numb all over, and they were caught by the umbrella surface spreading above them.

The falling speed drops sharply.

"Perfect." Chen Yu held Duan Ye in one hand, and made an OK gesture to the Bahuang Yao on the side: "How is your condition over there?"

"It's okay." Bahuang Yao glanced under his eyes and frowned slightly: "But there are too many alien beasts underneath. The landing point is hard to find."

hearing this, Chen Yu also went down Observe carefully.

In the dense jungle, four strange beasts over ten meters in size have been spotted by Chen Yu and three of them. They waited directly under the three of them, prepared to approach the distance, and launched an attack.

Among them, there is a cat-like alien animal, and even opened wide directly, waiting for the three Chen Yu to fall into its stomach...

"Xiao Yao, open the parasol , Reduce the falling speed." Chen Yu pulled out the long sword behind him: "I will deal with them."

"No." Duan Ye said: "Four Level 2 monsters, Poor Daoist can be broken with a finger Brother Yu, you can hug me tightly."

After that, he immediately exploded with energy, with a "Pa", his hands clasped together.

The cumbersome and profound strength circuit, layered, flipped, overlapped...

"Martial Arts——"

Duan Ye's pupils slightly contracted: "——Escape and move punishment!"

"ka-cha!"

Between Heaven and Earth, a crack appeared in vain and quickly shrunk.

The two alien beasts suddenly had different heads.

"Martial Arts-Escape and Move Punishment!"

"Ka-cha!"

Another crack flashed.

The other two strange beasts were also cut into sections...

"hong long!"

Four strange beasts fell heavily to the ground and smashed Turn over numerous trees and vegetation, splashing layers of dust.

"This...this is..." Yahuang Yao was dumbfounded: "My brother's..."

"That's right." Duan Ye patted his palms: "Your brother's. Big move."

"Yes, you can." Chen Yu's eyes were bright and colorful: "I hold my shit for three days, look at each other in the tomb."

"Basic exercise. It's all. Basic exercise. It’s normal.” Duan Ye smiled and pressed his hands slightly: “Don’t make a fuss about nothing, it will only increase your smile.”

Chen Yu: "..."

"shua."

Chen Yu immediately let go.

"Fuck!" Duan Ye's face suddenly changed: "Fuck! Fuck~~~"

"dong!"

On the corpse of a strange beast.

"Pump."

"Pump."

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao also landed in turn.

"Xiao Yao, be on guard all around. I will throw away these corpses to see if there are any light beads."

"Okay." Yahuang Yao nodded, cut off the umbrella Rope, a somersault jumped to the top of the tree, carefully looking around.

"I said I hate dogs the most." From the hair of the alien animal, Duan Ye struggled to crawl out: "You waited for me to be awesome..."

"Choke! "

Chen Yu inserts the long sword into the motherboard and pulls it out again.

Duan Ye: "...Wang."

"Don't be barren and cute." He took out a short blade and threw it to the opponent. Chen Yu commanded: "Go and Cut the outermost beast to see if there are any beads. I will come for these three."

"Can I open my stomach?"

"If they digest quickly, you might Also open the small intestine."

"...Fuck, this is too disgusting, right?" Duan Ye retched: "Is the idiot who set this rule? The brain is filled with shit? "

"hong long!"

The voice fell, and the dark clouds in the sky exploded with a muffled thunder, splitting a giant tree in the distance.

Duan Ye: "..."

"Don't ink, hurry up and work. Your spatial martial arts have been a bit dynamic and may attract other Martial Artists."

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Speaking, Chen Yu long sword flicked open the abdomen of the giant beast.

The blood, internal organs, and fat are removed like a slippery mountain...

"It's disgusting." Duan Ye resisted the urge to nausea and walked towards the corpse he was responsible for.

As a Martial Artist, I have strong blessings.

In just 3 minutes, Chen Yu and Duan Ye dissect four corpses.

In the end, only one fluorescent bead was found.

"Water escape! Who repairs the dam!"

Duan Ye snapped his fingers and created a water curtain to wash away the blood on the beads. Then he shook the water mark and placed it in front of his eyes to observe.

This is a ball the size of a ping-pong ball.

The whole body is milky white and exudes a bright glow. It looks good.

"Brother Yu, this thing is a bit big, isn't it?" Duan Ye tilted his head: "And it's unexpectedly heavy. One two is fine. If you take one or two hundred, you can carry it with you. A question."

"Perhaps there is something more difficult." Chen Yu took the fluorescent beads and covered them with his own clothes, only to find that the rays of light of the beads could still show through.

"So bright?" Duan Ye was surprised.

"Exotic animals are sensitive to light. The more beads, the stronger the rays of light will be, and it is easier to attract more exotic animals and other Martial Artists."

"Should the government deliberately increase the difficulty?" Duan Ye guessed.

"No." Chen Yu sneered: "Just to let the strong players kill more monsters."

Continue to exchange two sentences, paragraphs. Ye put away the beads and asked: "What should I do next?"

"..."

Chen Yu was silent for a moment, and took out something similar to a firecracker from his arms.

"What's this?"

"A communication tool. Wait for me first."

Take the communication tool, Chen Yu carefully checked After reading the instructions written on it, he raised his opening, aimed at the sky, and pulled down the tether.

"A cloud-piercing arrow!"

"sou!"

The red light burst out from the opening and flew to the high altitude several hundred meters, It exploded.

"dong! !"

Seven colors of "red, orange, yellow, green, azure, blue, purple" are scattered.

Each color corresponds to a direction.

"Yellow..." Chen Yu eyes slightly narrowed, looked towards Dongfang: "Four o'clock."

"Brother Yu." Duan Ye came up, wondering: "You What are you doing?"

"I'm going to find a team to join."

"Joint?" Duan Ye was stunned: "Why? With whom?"

"That one can't wear a condom."

"...The green hat girl?" Duan Ye was shocked: "What are you doing with her?"

"Duan Ye..." Chen Yu and Duan Ye looked at each other: "Do you want the sacred book of martial arts that ranks second."

"Think...think..."

"Now we just rely on us , It’s very difficult to rush to second place. It’s even almost impossible."

"Then it’s less difficult if you find the Green Hat Girl?" Duan Ye suspiciously: "And one more team was added. , The fluorescent beads will be evenly divided."

"No." Chen Yu shook his head: "I have agreed with that Ma Li. All the resources acquired by the two teams will be handed over to us. As long as she can It’s fine to advance to the 100th place."

"This...Interesting."

"The research resources at the beginning are now replaced by fluorescent beads. That woman is a little different from ordinary people. Maybe it can help us get into the top ten. If it doesn’t work, it’s okay to kick them."

"But why did she help us for no reason?" Duan Ye frowned, "That kind of person looks like It won’t be profitable."

"Because she asked me later."

"That posture is really good."

"... …?"

"Okay." Duan Ye Tanshou: "I am a person, you also know that you are a typical husband and wife. What do you say is what you say."

"..."

Chen Yu ignored the awkward chat of his teammates.

In the bottom of his heart, there is actually one more sentence left unsaid.

Go to Ma Li this time.

Besides wanting to make a profit, he also brought a trace of murderous intention......

The intention to "defend" people is indispensable.

Once a "hate" occurs.

There is no more suitable venue for hands-on...

"Brother Yu!"

Suddenly, Bahuang Yao jumped off the treetops sharply and continued Eight somersaults turned to Chen Yu and Duan Ye's side: "Someone came here. Three."

"oh la la."

The girl tone barely fell, the bushes fell. Being pushed away, three blue-eyed crooked nuts came out from it.

"Disperse." Chen Yu returned to his consciousness and directed his face calmly.

"sou!"

Bahuang Yao and Duan Ye immediately separated to the left and right. Form an acute triangle formation with Chen Yu.

"en?"

On the other side, three foreign students were taken aback when they saw Chen Yu.

The leader among them, looking thoughtful: "This person...I seem to be familiar."

"Captain, have you forgotten?" The companion stepped forward and said, "Let's go ahead. I went to Beijing University for a few days and saw him in a martial arts stage."

"...Oh!" The student of the leader patted his head: "I remember. He was wearing a piece of mental retardation. The robe.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Yes. We didn't wait for the fight, you said it was a farce, we left. "

"Well, I remembered. "

The blond and blue-eyed male student twisted his neck: "You two also know my temper, and you want to do it when you meet the'clown'. I couldn't hold back my anger, so I left. But now...tsk tsk. Fate is amazing. "

Smacking, a cold light flashed in the male student's eyes: "Boy, don't you want one to pick three?" Now, let me show what is called 1 to 3. "

Chen Yu: "? "

Duan Ye: "? "

Bahuang Yao: "? "

"My name is Tom, remember my name. "

Three people: "..."

"comequick. "Tom hooked his fingers at Chen Yu, "Let's go together." Today’s lesson is just to tell you. Too arrogant, it will ruin passersby. "

Three people: "..."

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ps: Continue to add updates in the early morning.