This Curse Is Awesome

The dark clouds in the sky float slowly.

The open space here, very quiet......

As Chen Yu's voice fell, everyone present seemed to have been struck by lightning, and they were all stiff in place, unable to make any sound.

For a long time.

The strongest "immunity" Duan Ye took the lead in returning to his mind: "This...is this the idea that Yang Sector came up with?"

Ma Li also reacted, bright in her eyes light glittering: "I don't care about Yin Sector Yang Sector, this method seems to work!"

"Are you questioning the wisdom of the deity?" Chen Yu squinted condescendingly.

Everyone: "..."

"What are you still doing? A group of people with fish lips." Chen Yu coldly shouted: "I don't have enough IQ, can I not work? Go? Dismemberment!!"

The students in Ma Li's class were shivered, and naturally accepted the command, and quickly picked up the knife and began to "dismantle" the corpse of the alien animal.

"Not bad." Putting away the long sword, Chen Yu was very pleased and nodded: "I can see through the difference in IQ with me, and recognize the identity of my coolie. It's not an expert with a low eye. Not bad..."

hearing this, the action in everyone's hands was paused.

But when they looked at each other a few times, they pretended not to hear anything and continued to work.

YYSY.

With this trick of "sweeping the beasts", they are really convinced...

gradually, Ma Li calmed down from the initial shock and began a rational analysis: "Cannibalism can indeed cause diarrhea in different animals. But can they distinguish the difference between the same kind and humans? How can they be fed into their mouths smoothly?"

"Yes!" Duan Ye suddenly : "If one by one is forced to feed, it would be better to kill normally. Take off your pants and shit, it would be unnecessary."

Bahuang Yao raised his head: "?"

"Do you know what is most likely to happen in a team?" Chen Yu suddenly changed the subject.

"What?" Duan Ye was stunned.

"That is, when this team has a wise man, the IQ of the rest will infinitely tend to be negative."

Duan Ye: "..."

"I took the ball to the penalty area, knocked the defender down, shoveled the Goalkeeper, and killed the referee who might be penalized for offside. It was just the last kick. Will you not kick it?"

Chen Yu's eyes were cold: "What's the difference from that national football team?"

Ma Li: "..."

Chen Yu: "The ready-made human corpses, put their blood Ah, intestines or something, add it in and mix it with beast meat, can’t it?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Even if you respect the dead, but this It's the last days. The living people haven't been respected yet. Do they care too much? In the end, as long as they leave their bodies to bury, it is much better than exposing the corpse to the wilderness, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Next, so many of us, even pulling urine, spitting and spitting, "human smell" is enough, right? If it is not enough to let blood, will the strange animal not eat it? "

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Finally, strange animals chase luminous objects. We have more than 30 fluorescent beads in our hands, smashing ten randomly. Crush it into a powder and sprinkle it on the meat as a seasoning. The color, fragrance, and taste are complete. Will the strange beasts burst into it?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu : "Will you not pull after eating?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Will there be no beads after pulling?"

Everyone:" ......"

Chen Yu: "At dawn, that many shit, don't pick up hundreds of beads, is worthy of my super-divine wisdom?"

Everyone: "... …"

The silent silence lasted for half a minute.

Ma Li stared at Chen Yu's "focused" eyes, and said: "Are you...really Chen Yu?"

"No."

Chen Yu stretched out his hand and touched the top of his head that was burned out by the fire: "He is extremely clever, Chen Yu..."

...

"ka-cha!"

"crack crack..."

One hour later, as the twenty fluorescent beads were crushed into powder, everyone's busyness came to an end.

Spread the fluorescent shreds evenly on the pile of meat, Ma Li turned around and shouted: "Brother Yu, it's okay."

In the jungle, Xiao Chen Yu slowly drilled out.

I saw that he was still in the state of "martial skill", walked around Roshan and confirmed that every piece of meat was "bright and bright", then he spoke with satisfaction: "Those Martial Artist’s flesh and blood intestines, have they been mixed in?"

"Mixed in."

"Where's your shit and urine."

"...Also. I got in."

"When did I get in."

"Ten minutes ago..."

"Ten minutes..." Chen Yu Squinted his wise eyes: "Now, everyone is going to drink, how much water there is, how much water to drink, and strive for another wave of urine after ten minutes."

Everyone: "..."

"Next, it's time for me to pee."

After all, Chen Yu jumped up into the air, then aimed at the Roshan below, and took off his pants.

"wu!" Bahuang Yao and several female students covered their faces in horror.

But Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the other boys stared wide-eyed. Take a fierce look.

"Fuck!"

"This is the tail?"

"Is there really a leg between the two legs?"

"Gan..."

The night breeze, mixed with drizzle, made Chen Yu's buttocks feel a little cool.

He soared in the air, thinking about the avenue of the universe in his mind, and thinking about quantum mechanics in his mouth, but his lower body sprayed out a different-colored water gun, and he used his right hand to jitter rhythmically.

"Crash-bang..."

Drops of liquid, dragged by gravity, fluttered down.

Spread it on top of the meat, even with rain and dew.

This is a beautiful scene that no painter can imagine...

Elegant.

Noble.

Full of wisdom and tact, with hope and responsibility.

It coincides with the dark background, corresponds to the dark clouds that cover it, and is in harmony with the wind, rain, and nature.

Together render a group of pictures that make everyone fascinated.

The theme of the picture scroll is resistance.

And its name is Art...

"Pump."

With both feet landing, Chen Yu proudly sipped the last wisp of liquid, shaking Shaking, shivered, and slowly lifted his pants.

"..."

On the scene, once again absolute silence.

"Ten minutes later, I will let you pee one last time, and then start to act." Chen Yu gave an order: "Drink water!"

Everyone gradually recovered, in Chen Yu Under the "forced", filled with water.

Including Bahuang Yao, they also have to keep drinking.

The water source is made by Duan Ye...

Taking a catwalk, Chen Yu walked up to Ma Li and said, "You are still a little clever. So, I have a question for you."

Ma Li: "Tons, tons, tons..."

Chen Yu: "Don't drink it now."

Ma Li: "Tons, tons..."

Chen Yu: "Test you, do you think these meats will be eaten by strange animals?"

"Tons... "Putting down the bottle, Ma Li swallowed and wiped her mouth: "Probability is average."

"Why."

"Because it's all animal meat, from the measurement, There is not much human smell. Even if it is sprinkled with fluorescent powder, it can only increase the attraction, and it is not sure that the alien beasts will eat it. Even if it does, it is impossible that all the alien beasts will eat."

"... …Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I was lucky enough to find out a little bit of my thinking. It has a future."

Ma Li: "..."

"So, I still need to increase It’s a bit “human”.” While talking, Chen Yu looked towards the grave bag not far away, browse slightly wrinkle: "Duan Ye!"

"Ah?" Duan Ye, who was making water, looked up in shock .

"Come here."

"What's wrong?"

"The Level 4 Martial Artist, the blood and intestines of his corpse, have you added it? "

"He...he is buried..."

"Will you not dig it out again?"

Duan Ye: "..."

"go!"

Faced with Chen Yu in the "super god" state, Duan Ye didn't dare to refute, he ran to the grave, and "doubled" the corpse. Digged it out and processed it.

Chen Yu: "When you are done, bury it in it."

Duan Ye: "???"

Chen Yu looked up at the night sky, with a faint tone: "The wise man needs to be respected."

Duan Ye: "...It's too damn bad to be respected by you."

Ten minutes later.

Under the surveillance of Chen Yu's wise eyes.

Everyone had no choice but to line up, men first and then women, all peeing on Roshan in turn.

Everything is ready.

"Finally, let me finish it."

Looking at Roshan in front of him, Chen Yu's eyes were sharp, like a phantom coming to the world, with a sound of "peng", he jumped again. In the air! Ready to take off the pants.

Everyone: "..."

"It's also peeing." Ma Li muttered to herself: "Why do you have such an imposing manner......"

Bahuang Yao covered his face in a familiar manner.

But unlike last time, this time, she even separated her fingers slightly...

However.

As Chen Yu rises to the highest point, it is about to fall and draw his gun. The martial skill flame burning all over him suddenly went out.

martial skill......

Disappeared......

His face suddenly changed!

Energy is infinite, it can form a martial skill’s energy circuit, but it can’t be maintained forever...

"Swish——"

The two feet are separated To the ground.

IQ has also regained the high ground.

During the fall, Chen Yu looked at the crowd below, at the belt he had just untied, and a desolation from the inside out swept his whole body.

"What am I..."

"What are you doing..."

"Pump!"

Chen Yu Head down and fell heavily to the ground.

motionless now.

"..."

"..."

The scene was quiet for a while.

Duan Ye walked cautiously, picked up a branch, cautiously stabbed Chen Yu.

Chen Yu is still motionless: "..."

Seeing that Chen Yu didn't respond, he stabbed again.

Chen Yu lay on the ground and waved: "...Don't make trouble."

Throwing away the branches, Duan Ye clapped his hands: "Okay, he is back to normal. Everyone is gone. Right, it's all gone."

"What happened to him?" Ma Li hesitated for a moment and asked Bahuang Yao.

The girl said: "He...he should be in a better mood now."

Ma Li: "..."

Get down, Duan Yemin In Chen Yu's ear, he lowered his voice: "I'm back?"

"Don't touch me." Chen Yu started to guyong, trying to dig the soil with his body to bury himself: "Let me die, thank you ."

......

A hundred miles away.

Beijing Bird’s Nest Stadium.

Even if night falls, moon stars are scarce.

The venue is still brightly lit and lively.

Hundreds of thousands of spectators chanted and cheered while watching the content on the huge screen.

On the sidelines, there are five professional commentators sitting on the sidelines, facing the camera, you say something to me.

"So now you can see that as the night comes, the choices of the players are much calmer."

"Yes. Because the venue is cloudy and visibility is very low, Suddenly attack the alien beast, it is easy to be backlashed."

"Tonight is almost over. Tomorrow's theme may be more inclined to grab each other."

"Yes. Tomorrow’s dawn is the real time to fight!"

"Look! Some classes that collect more fluorescent beads have already begun to bury the beads. Because too many beads are gathered together. ,hair light coming out is very strong. It is easy to attract foreign beasts, but also easy to attract enemies. "

"Yes, in the dark night in the wild, light is the sickle of Death God..."

"Everyone! In the commentary, a fat commentator hurriedly said: "The picture has been given to Bahuang Yi's class. They still did not stop killing the alien beasts. Instead, use the luminous characteristics of fluorescent beads to actively attract strange animals. "

"This is strength. "The other female commentator sighed: "Apart from him, who else can slaughter strange animals in the dark without restraint?" "

"It seems that the championship has been locked in advance, let us congratulate Yahuang Yi. "

"OHHHHHHHH..."

The stadium, the crowd of spectators is gradually boiling.

"Yi Shen! "

"dong dong dong!"

"Yi Shen! "

"dong dong dong!"

"Yi Shen! "

"dong dong dong..."

The five commentators looked back at the "exploded" stadium and laughed.

" Now, the only suspense is to see how many fluorescent beads Yahuang Yi can win the second place. "The fat commentator stretched out four fingers: "I think, at least 400." "

"Four hundred? Although Bahuangyi is the strongest, there are only a thousand beads in total..."

"Absolutely four hundred. "The fat commentator is full of confidence: "As a professional commentator, I still have this judgment. "

"No. The female commentator shook her head: "In the world of Martial Artist, you never know what will happen to the next moment. Maybe Yishen made a mistake and missed the champion. "

"Then you have no brains. "The fat commentator curled his lips.

"You...what did you say? "The female commentator suddenly furious.

"Oh, I'm sorry. It should have a small chest and no brains. "

The fat commentator spreads his hands: "I understand what you mean, nothing is absolute. But the example given is too extreme. Yahuang Yihui won't win the championship? Do you dare to say this? "

hearing this, the other three commentators are nodded again and again.

"The Eight Desolate Yi Champions are determined to die. "

"No way No way? No one really thinks that Yahuang Yi is not a champion, right? "

"No matter from which point of view, Yishen can only be the number one..."

Hearing a colleague’s speech, the female commentator shrugged and had nothing to say.

Actually, she also knows that the champion must be Yahuangyi.

Because the highest level is only Level 4 in the college competition, Yahuangyi’s energy conversion ratio is destined to There is no rival...

"Return to the previous topic. "The fat commentator looks at the camera first, spreading his four fingers: "Four hundred. If Yishen can't win the second 400 pearl, I will kiss the donkey's buttocks live. "

The commentators around are booing.

"I look forward to it. "

" I suddenly hope that Bahuang Yi will not kill so fiercely. "

"Do you see Yishen win the grand competition by points, or do you see your ass ass?" Tangled..."

On the far left of the commentary stand, the female commentator was ridiculed. After a moment of depression, she suddenly said: "Then what if Yi Shen loses? "

"..."

The commentators turned their heads in amazement.

The chattering commentator is a rare cold spot.

" Yi Shen lost? Ha, ah hahahaha..." The fat commentator opened his mouth wide and smiled so that he could see his stomach: "If Yi Shen can lose, I will be there! Just eat this computer screen! "

"..."

When the words fell, hundreds of thousands of spectators were suddenly quiet.

It was as if the entire world was stuck.

p>

The fat commentator was delighted in his heart.

Thinking that it was his own words that shocked the audience, but when he looked around, he found that his colleagues were also dumbfounded, all staring straight at the scene. Inside the big screen.

"en?"

The fat commentator frowned, subconsciously following the eyes of everyone, shaking all over.

I saw inside the big screen. , The originally dark jungle suddenly brightened like day!

A huge ball of light rose into the sky! It seemed like a new sun...

"This...this..."

Everyone is stupid.

Including the big guys on the podium.

"Why is it going on?" ! Gou Sheng stood up abruptly, his eyes shocked: "Suicide?" ! "

"Bang..."

"hong long long......"

next moment.

The world in the lens, Shaking violently.

Tens of thousands of strange beasts, mad, roar, roar toward the ball of light.

The entire jungle field, an instant riot!

……

ps: We will add more in the early morning.

The body has the old problems again, can't breathe, and the blood supply of the heart is insufficient. According to experience, you should have continuous nosebleeds next. Now...

Think about it again and again, I bought oxygen, and the update time will also change. The guarantee update is changed to about 20 o’clock. Add it before 0 o’clock.

Don’t let it go. , It's going to die... Everyone should go to bed earlier, your body is important.