This Curse Is Awesome

Chapter 250

Song—"Shit All Night"

Word—Fang Wenshan.

Qu-Jay Chou.

There is a lonely warmth in the canopy under the night.

The raindrops on the green leaves reflect the appearance of a strange beast.

Turn around aimlessly.

I don't know where to pull it.

Who is watching the TV wall of the bird's nest?

The leaves of aspen trees are pulled dirty, and no one can wipe the large number of them.

The alien beast can only get used to it and pull it on the body of the same kind...

The wall in the distance is encapsulated, leaving only the smell of indiscriminate damage.

This forest, the empty field.

Shit all night...

♫♪...

...

unconsciously.

It's dawn.

When the first ray of sunlight hit the ground crack in the morning, Bahuang Yao opened his eyes first.

"Um..."

She covered her mouth and yawned softly. The girl looked up and quickly patted Chen Yu on the shoulder: "Brother Yu?"

Chen Yu: "...zZZ"

"Brother Yu? Wake up."

With the greeting, Chen Yu did not wake up, but everyone else was awake Up.

"Huh?" Duan Ye wanted to stretch, but was blocked by a narrow wall. After a moment, he suddenly returned to his senses: "Fuck? What time is it?"

"It's morning." Yahuang Yao took out his worn-out mobile phone and looked at the time: "6:20."

"Are they finished?"

"No I know, I'm asleep." The girl hesitated: "But before I fell asleep, around the early morning, they hadn't moved." On the left, Ma Li said: "I slept later than you. Listening to the movement at the time, they seemed to disperse after pulling."

"...get out and have a look." Duan Ye suggested.

"Let me go." Yahuang Yao raised his hand: "Brother Yu is still asleep, or I will go out and take a look."

"No, I can use martial arts. Create. A small eye."

Speaking, Duan Ye put his hands together...

"Bang."

No success.

Because the elbow hit the wall.

He frowned, changed his position immediately, and folded his hands again...

"Bang."

Not yet successful...

"It's too narrow here, right?!"

Bahuang Yao was puzzled and said: "You can..."

But before he finished speaking, he was caught by Duan Ye. Stared back.

The girl reacted quickly and changed her mouth: "You can go up and come back after releasing the martial arts."

There are outsiders present.

Duan Ye can skip the strength of using martial arts, and it must be kept secret...

"What are you doing?"

At this time, Chen Yu Was awakened, foul-mouthed a little irritable: "In broad daylight, let people not sleep?"

"Yu...Brother Yu, it's dawn." Yahuang Yao is weak.

"It's dawn?" Chen Yu opened his eyes, "Isn't it time to sleep?"

Everyone: "..."

"..."

"en?"

After a long while, Chen Yu suddenly reacted and suddenly looked towards the top: "Yes Now, are you all finished pulling the monsters?"

Duan Ye: "It's finished."

"pa!"

Chen Yu slapped the paragraph in a slap On the back of Ye's head: "Then you won't call me up?!"

Everyone: "..."

"I have to go out and have a look." Chen Yu held up. Body, little by little climbed up: "Those shit is all in our mouths, we can’t let others snatch it!"

Everyone: "..."

Soon , Chen Yu drilled out of the ground and just took a look, a foul smell assaults the senses...

"...vomit!"

In the cracks in the ground, Ma Li looked up: "Is it disgusting outside?"

Chen Yu covered his mouth and quickly retracted: "Mad...vomit, it smells so bad. Disgusting, really disgusting."

Ma Li: "Then you vomit on my head, so you don't feel sick?"

"Huh?" Chen Yu was taken aback, and quickly turned around to look: "So accurate?"

Ma Li: "In such a big place outside, do I have to spit into the pit?"

"emmmmm...Sorry, sorry, I'm used to it. There are no alien animals on it, so I will give you Duan Ye Chong Chong..."

Everyone, after preparing for a few minutes in the pit.

They crawled out one by one.

The smell of the ground is really unpleasant.

Although you don't see shit, it's better than shit...

"Are these dog shit so stinky?" Duan Ye clutched his nose.

"Dog stuff doesn't smell bad, but there are cats in exotic animals." Chen Yu explained.

"..." Duan Ye was silent for a moment, nodded: "That makes sense."

"Really...It smells." Bahuang Yao was choked. Tears came out, squatting on the ground, retching again and again.

"Don't vomit it, everyone."

Seeing this, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and persuaded everyone: "Where is this, we will have to be in the shit for a while Fishing for beads."

Everyone: "...vomit!"

"No." Chen Yu corrected: "It's in the shit soup. After all, they are all diarrhea."

Everyone: "...vomit!!"

"Don't throw up." Chen Yu is dissatisfied: "I will give you a little knowledge about popular science. When you smell the smell, It means that particles of feces have entered the nasal cavity. This is the source of the smell. I have eaten it, what is disgusting."

Everyone: "...vomit!!!"

"Chen Yu, if you are a man, shut up!" Ma Li's face turned green.

"Oh, yes, and you." Chen Yu slapped his head: "Duan Ye, you go and give Ma Li a punch."

"...OK."

Duan Ye made a "Pa", put his hands together, and mobilized his energy: "Wufu-who hurts-take a big mouthful of phlegm to eat!" (Martial arts, water escape, big shark bullet technique)

"...vomit." Ma Li, who had been holding back the vomiting, finally couldn't help this time: "You two... are going to die!"

"oh la la! "

The current interrupted Ma Li's follow-up.

I washed away the stains on Ma Li's body and drenched her clothes by the way, revealing her lithe and graceful figure.

Suddenly attracted the attention of many people...

Wipe the smudge on the corner of her mouth, Ma Li looked towards Duan Ye with no expression on her face: "Just punch it. Why do you have to rush."

Duan Ye: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Slip."

Ma Li: "..."

Chen Yu: "Yao..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

The girl lowered her head, subconsciously looked at her... her feet bare, her eyes became a little bit dim.

"Huh?" Chen Yu pointed at Ma Li's soaked pants: "Are you still wearing fishnet stockings underneath?"

"Yes." Ma Li bent over and lifted. I opened my own trousers: "There are two in total. Didn't I give you one as a mark? By the way, give it back to me, I have to wear it."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded, said to Duan Ye on the side: "Give it to her."

Ma Li: "?"

"Oh..." Duan Ye lost complied, then lifted his pants , Began to take off her fishnet stocking legs...

Ma Li: "???"

Everyone: "???"

"Here, here you are "

Ma Li: "..."

"Don't you want it? Don't let me wear it anymore."

Ma Li: "...Martial arts ——NTR Klin’s anger-bearing yuan cut!"

……

"Audience friends, the signal will be invalid in places where alien animals gather. So we can’t understand last night. What happened."

"But at dawn, the herd was scattered, and through the footage from the re-working lens, we can see the feces all over the floor..."

In the bird’s nest stadium of the vast crowd, five commentators expressed their opinions in one word and one word.

"Because of this emergency, we specially invited the Vice-President of the Alien Beast Research Association, expert Jia."

The fat commentator turned his body sideways, revealing the next to him An old man: "Expert Jia, hello."

"Hello." Expert Jia shook hands gently with the other party.

"Last night, did you know the details?"

"Understood." Expert Jia looked towards the camera, sitting in jeopardy: "A certain class released the ball of light and will play Almost all the animals in the venue were attracted together. Then the signal disappeared."

"Yes." Nodded, the fat commentator, pointed to the large screen in the distance: "After four o'clock in the morning, the herd dispersed. Only a piece of feces is left. This is very strange, what do you think of the experts?"

"As everyone knows, strange animals, there are group behaviors. But since the beginning, this has never happened. Things."

"Yes. We also know that it never happened, so we asked you why."

"Do you know the reason?"

"I don't know."

"Do you know?" Expert Jia looked towards the other commentators.

"I don't know..."×4

"The audience, and the audience in front of the TV, do you know?"

"I don't know ..."

"Since I don't know, why should I know?" Expert Jia tilted his head: "Your logic is very strange."

"......"hearing This, the fat commentator wanted to roll up his sleeves subconsciously.

But in front of the camera, I still press it.

The female commentator on the side quickly answered: "I...we invite you to come, hoping that you can answer questions for the audience and friends. Even if you don’t know, as a professional, there should be some guesses. ."

"Guess...this is true."

"Then please tell us about it."

"Okay. According to my years of Research and the experience learned from human society." Expert Jia said seriously: "I doubt..."

"What do I doubt?" the fat commentator asked.

"I suspect they are socializing."

The public commentary: "..."

"...Social?" The female commentator doubted: "Let's pull together Shit? This is social?"

"Is there any problem?" Expert Jia spread his hands: "We humans, we can gather people to eat for the sake of communication. It is reasonable for the strange beasts to gather people to excrete for communication."

"...Is it reasonable for the expert to talk nonsense and be beaten by the narrator?" the fat narrator asked.

"Of course." Jia expert nodded: "Everything in the world, as long as it happens, it is united..."

"peng!"

Take a punch , Knocked the expert to the ground.

The fat commentator stroked his long hair and faced the camera: "Okay, then I would like to thank the expert Jia for the wonderful explanation. Please guide the broadcaster to continue to the scene."

"Okay. As you can see, as the rain continues to fall. The dung of the alien animal begins to flow all around."

"Too bad." The female commentator interjected, "The location of the dung. The whole venue belongs to the high point, and they continue to flow, and the space for players to move will be reduced."

"Yes. After all, normal people don't want to stand on shit. Oh... look at it. , The remaining strange beasts also left. Even the strange beasts don’t want to stand on the shit...Huh?"

The fat commentator was suddenly stunned, rubbed his eyes, looked again, turn pale with fright: "What?! What did I see? Someone rushed into the dunghill?"

"Not alone!" The female commentator stood up in shock: "Yes...ten! No, it’s eleven! What are they doing anymore?"

"The distance is too far, I can’t see..." The fat commentator narrowed his eyes and tried to observe: "They seem to be bent over in shit. Playing in..."

"Not playing. They are...Fucking!" The female commentator burst out a dirty mouth: "They are eating!"

"Fucking! ! Really eating!"

"Still laughing while eating..."

...

"hahahaha!"

The whole body is enveloped by an isolated film of water. Chen Yu stood in the sea of dung submerged in his knees and laughed wildly: "The thirtieth one! I got the thirtieth one!"

Behind him Not far away, Duan Ye was also wrapped in the water film, pursing his mouth, holding the woven grass net in both hands, and fished out a black ball.

"shua shua."

Throwing the smudge on the ball, he placed the ball in front of him and observed it, and couldn't help laughing out loud: "haha! Me! This is the 33rd one! Brother Yu is not good for you either."

"How many of them have you fished?"

"We have more than sixty, plus Yao Zi, Ma Li, and others, they have to exceed two hundred."

"They are too slow." Chen Yu was a little dissatisfied, turned around and shouted to everyone: "They are all in the shit, and they are still wearing' Protective clothing', can’t you just let go? What about hypocrisy?"

"The old lady is weak." Duan Ye twitched his lips: "Although at first it is a bit disgusting, but soaking and soaking is not easy to get used to Now."

"You...you are isolated, can you really be isolated?" Bahuang Yao grinned and poked the water curtain in front of him.

"This is a martial art used to stop the attack of poison qi." Duan Ye's expression was bad: "Are you questioning my professionalism?"

"I...I'm afraid of shit coming through... …"

"Don't worry, you can't get through, just fish it out!" With that, Duan Ye picked up a puddle of shit and threw it on his head: "Look, I can't get in."

"Oh..." Not far away, Ma Li's face was full of black lines: "Don't do weird movements? All the cameras over there are flying over. You are shameless, and we want more."

"What is a face?" Duan Ye asked Chen Yu suspiciously.

"No way." Chen Yu spread his hands: "As long as I get the first prize, I can sleep in the shit."

"Me too. Just let me I won the second prize. It’s okay to eat shit."

"It’s a bit disgusting for you to eat shit."

"You can’t sleep well in your shit. ......"

Putting the fluorescent beads into the grass basket at his feet, Chen Yu felt that he should boost his morale and speed up the efficiency of the team's shit fishing.

Otherwise, after waiting for a while, the other players will come back, and there will be competitors...

"Everyone."

Cleared my throat, Chen Yu glanced at everyone: "We are hiding in isolation, very clean, and throw away the psychological burden to Lao Tzu!"

Everyone: "..."

"I am studying science and engineering , Just use mathematics to talk."

Speaking, Chen Yu refers to the feces around him: "Everyone, one minute to fish 18 kg of feces, for two hours, it’s very easy... difficult Is it? It’s just three kilograms to fish. Is it difficult?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "It's not difficult at all, what are we afraid of?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "It's just a pile of shit, does it look a lot?"

Everyone: "..."

"To tell you this is actually one thing." Chen Yu shrugged: "Numbers can speak, we don't have to be afraid!"

Everyone: "..."

"Now, I'm going to be the last one to be eliminated. After 30 minutes, whoever gets the least beads, I will throw him in the shit."

Everyone: "!!!"

"Work!"

The speed of everyone's actions accelerated in vain.

One after another shiny fluorescent beads reappear in the world...

"weng weng weng ……"

The floating camera slowly floats, After discovering that Chen Yu and the others were fishing beads, they were obviously surprised and walked around Chen Yu.

"get lost!"

Chen Yu is irritable, picking up a ball of shit and splashing it on the camera.

Suddenly, it caused vomiting all over the world......

......

Ten minutes.

Thirty minutes.

Seventy minutes...

After everyone collected more than 400 fluorescent beads, three silhouettes also appeared in the distance.

Chen Yu saw each other clearly.

The other party also saw Chen Yu and the others.

The movements of all the Martial Artists present suddenly became stiff, and the imposing manner of Xiao Sha mixed with the smell and quickly permeated.

"Here is someone."

Straighten up, Chen Yu pulled out the sharp long sword.

"Choke!"

The sword body penetrates the water curtain and points directly at the sky.

"Come..." He said like thunder: "Who?!"

"Who are you?" The leader of the three people in the distance shouted.

Chen Yu eyes slightly narrowed: "This shit is contracted by us, get out!"

"This shit, did you write your name?"

"Just ask if you can go. Don't look for shit."

"We are here to find shit. How?"

"Okay." Murderous intention overflowed in Chen Yu's eyes. sword qi Ruhong: "In that case..."

"peng!"