This Curse Is Awesome

"Good fellow."

Duan Yeshou set up a pergola, looked at the mushroom cloud slowly rising in the distance, and slapped his tongue: "Detonate the bomb in the dung pile, Killing a thousand enemies, self-defeating a thousand..."

Chen Yu: "This is called going to shit together."

Beside "...", Ma Li frowned and thought for a moment. I was shocked: "Not good!"

"What's not good...huh?" Chen Yu was slightly taken aback, and then reacted violently, yelling: "Duan Ye! There is a shock wave from the nuclear bomb!"

"...Fucking?!"

Duan Ye's face changed drastically, and he put his hands together quickly, mobilizing the energy of his whole body.

"Martial Arts——Bodun Wall!"

"peng!"

A super-large water curtain immediately appeared in front of everyone.

In the next second, in the horrified eyes of everyone, a wave of "filth", under the impact of the aftermath of a nuclear bomb, surging!

"Quick! Hide behind me!" Duan Ye shouted.

Everyone rushed forward in a hurry.

"hōng lóng lóng lóng ……"

The dirty waves are nearly ten meters high.

Everywhere I passed, vegetation, trees, mountains and rocks were all swallowed.

Chen Yu watched trembling in fear: "Duan Ye, if you can't stop it, I will tear your skin!"

"Fuck, if you get shit, I will tear it myself..."

"This is not going to shit together anymore, this fucking is going to be perish with the audience!"

"Don't beep." Duan Ye Sweat on his forehead: "Don't bother me."

Chen Yu shut up immediately.

"hōng lóng lóng lóng ——"

The earth shook.

The giant tree groans.

The filth that hits is like falling from the sky to the sea, coming from hiding the sky and covering the earth, fiercely hitting the curtain of water gathered by Duan Ye.

"dong!"

The original clear water curtain was immediately dyed brown and yellow.

"Go back five meters!" Duan Ye shouted, took out two spars from his pocket, and then backed a few meters, smashed the spar, and pressed his hands heavily on the ground.

"Martial arts---a uncle will repair the door!"

"Crack--"

The ground instantly swelled and turned into a giant stone gate. Block in front of everyone.

"Donglong!"

The water curtain shattered, and the dirt continued to smash on the giant gate, breaking a few cracks in the facade.

"Martial Arts——Bodun Wall!"

Another water curtain was formed and stopped behind the giant gate.

"Boom..."

When the giant gate also shattered, the remaining power of the "wave" was exhausted, and it was not enough to pose a threat to everyone.

"Hoo..."

Deeply exhales one breath saying, Duan Ye's scalp is tingling: "Have it withstood."

"Cowhide!"

"Let me know that it was the nuclear bomb set by the sand sculpture, and the Lord ate him!"

"Don't eat it." Chen Yu said, "He must be shit on his body."

Turning his head, Duan Ye looked around, looking at the filth billowing, he wanted to die: "How do I get out now?"

"Leave this alone." Chen In front of Yu's finger: "Look over there, it looks like a person is floating."

Everyone looked in the direction of Chen Yu's finger, and they saw a silhouette floating up and down in the filth.

Everyone: "...vomit."

"It seems to be dead." Chen Yu smacked his tongue.

"What is the worst way to die in history?" Duan Ye asked.

Chen Yu: "It's just to die on shit."

Duan Ye: "...Made, absolutely."

"Hey, there is fluorescence Beads!" Ma Li, who stood at the end of the line, lit up: "Two!"

"Duan Ye, you give Ma Li a layer of protection and let her fish it out."

"Okay."

"Then give me another layer. I'll find a strange beast. Let's leave this broken place."

"Okay."

Duan Ye was nodded and put a water curtain on each of them.

"Let's go first."

Waving his hand, Chen Yu took a step forward, wading through the soup, and quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.

"I..." The girl who had a crush on Duan Ye was exhausted, sitting on the ground, tears flowing: "I want to go home..."

"Woo..."

"This is not what I imagined the college competition looks like..."

...

"peng!"

"peng peng… …"

In the jungle, Chen Yu shuttled quickly.

Every time you settle down, you must splash a circle of mud.

The surrounding trees are all dyed the color of chocolate, with a few flavors...

"roar!"

Finally, I am looking for it A few minutes later, Chen Yu found the first Level 3 monster.

I saw it was stuck in the "quagmire", struggling with pain.

"This...it's too dirty to take it."

Chen Yu gave up with a retching, without the slightest hesitation, and continued to look for it.

Alien Beast: "..."

A few more minutes passed.

He encountered the second Level 3 monster.

This is a deer-like monster, about 14 meters tall, with shit on one side, and no on the other...

"It's okay."

Satisfaction Nodded, Chen Yu put his hands together, bursting into energy.

"peng!"

"Martial Arts——Leap of Faith!"

[The body is suppressed: explosive power is reduced by -37%]

After finishing the state blessing, he stepped heavily on his left foot and rushed towards the alien beast.

He has already seen the trick of "gathering the top transparently".

If you can use it, don't use it as much as possible.

After his IQ decreased, he is really too terrifying...

Like a president, a normal person becomes a president, and an abnormal person becomes a president. The ending is completely different.

The former benefits the world, the latter...consults the world.

“dong! ”

The punch of momentum is big, power is deep, penetrated the water curtain and hit the head of the alien beast heavily, causing it to scream.

Then, the deer-like monster immediately countered!

a man and a beast, just wrestle in the muddy ocean.

Because it is a capture, Chen Yu cannot use a sword.

Without the help of BBlong sword, he quickly figured out his current strength.

physique + 1.9-level strength, can beat a Level 3 alien beast five or five times.

If you add the "Leap of Faith" blessing, you can barely suppress Level 3.

"Therefore, without a sword, with a distance and a naked fight, you might not even be able to win the field."

At this point of thought, Chen Yu eyes slightly narrowed.

"Professor Zhen, there should be results. The strength must be improved..."

...

"bang!"

With the last heavy kick, the huge alien beast fell to the ground and entered a state of fainting.

Chen Yu dropped quickly, grabbed the opponent's fairly clean antlers, and dragged them in the direction of Duan Ye and the others.

He punches from time to time to ensure that the alien beast continues to be in a coma.

"Wow——"

"Wow——"

The muddy dirt acts as a lubricant and makes Chen Yu drag very easily.

Soon, he returned to everyone.

"Duan Ye, give this beast a charge." Chen Yu shook his sour arm and pointed to the Level 3 strange animal road.

"Go."

Duan Ye happily replied, created a ball of water, and threw it on Chen Yu.

"oh la la..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Dan Ye: "Ok."

"I'll let you punch it."

"Oh! Then you don't make it clear."

"...You are almost beaten. Alright."

Rinse the body of the alien animal.

Under the command of Chen Yu, everyone hurriedly stuffed one after another fluorescent beads into the mouth of the alien beast.

In the middle of the journey, the strange beast awoke for a while, but before she got up, she was put on a green hat by Ma Li.

Immediately, I can’t move anymore...

"Will your martial skill be useful to other animals?" Walking to Ma Li's side, Chen Yu lit a cigarette. Looking at the green cap on the head of the alien beast, he asked.

"Yes." Ma Li raised her eyebrows: "It's useful to anyone except it's useless to you."

"No exceptions?"

" No. From the day I played with you, I couldn't sleep anymore. Because of my nirvana, there was a loophole."

"Come on, you deduct me one more try."

p>

"Are you sure?"

"en."

Ma Li immediately took out the second green hat from her pocket and patted Chen Yu neatly on the head.

"pa!"

[Cursed: Mobility +100%]

Chen Yu pretends to be physically stiff, but his mind is full of thoughts.

Originally, it was supposed to be a 100% reduction in mobility, but it turned into an "increase" on him.

Although action power is not equal to explosive power or speed.

But the 100% increase cannot be underestimated.

'If the leap of faith, plus the transparency of the top, plus this green hat, battle strength should be able to kill Level 4 easily...'

Thinking for a long while, Chen Yu said: "Okay, your trick is quite effective. I can't move anymore, take it back."

"Is it really impossible to move?" Ma Li blinked.

"en."

"Are you sure?"

"I really can't move anymore, what can I be sure about."

"Really..." Ma Li stretched out her slender palm and stroked Chen Yu's chest.

Chen Yu: "..."

Ma Li: "Then I want to put in gear..."

Chen Yu: "..."

p>

"pa!"

At this time, Bahuang Yao suddenly appeared and slapped Chen Yu's green hat on the head: "Enough! Don't bully Chen Yu."

Chen Yu relaxed, thumbs up: "Dry drops are beautiful!"

"My hat..." Ma Li turned her head and stared at the green hat floating on the dirt in the distance: "It's stuck..."

"Who...who let you touch that disgusting thing." The girl's cheeks flushed.

Chen Yu: "?"

Ma Li looked towards Chen Yu: "She is scolding you."

"No! No! I...I am Say who made you do that disgusting thing!"

Chen Yu: "..."

Ma Li: "...She is still scolding you."

"I didn't!" The girl stamped her feet, her ears were red.

"Okay, it's none of your business." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and pushed Bahuang Yao away: "Don't talk to women perverted, you will be taken badly."

"Hehe." Ma Li flew a wink: "Thank you for your praise."

When the girl left, and continued to dress up beads with everyone, Ma Li leaned in Chen Yu's ear: "My old classmate has changed a lot. "

"Is it big?" Chen Yu carefully observed the girl's upper body for a while: "It feels like there is no change at all."

"...I mean personality."

"Oh, that really changed. Don't talk about this." Chen Yu pointed to the green hat with filth in the distance, and asked: "You martial skill, can you teach me?"

"No."

"I can pay."

"Just your money?" Ma Li shrugged, "Not enough for me to eat a few high-end restaurants. Yes."

"Then you said, what do I need to pay." Chen Yu said seriously.

"Paying nothing will work." Ma Li also solemnly said: "This kind of life-saving killing move, I am impossible to teach. Unless..."

"Unless I marry you? "

"It won't work to marry me, what if divorce? Unless we have a child, I will teach me the child."

Chen Yu: "..."

"So don't think about it." Ma Li stretched out: "The more you want to learn, the less Ma Ma will teach you."

"Why."

"Because I can see that my skill is very important to you." A sly flash in Ma Li's eyes: "If I teach it to you, won't I be worthless?"

"...tsk tsk." Chen Yu scratched the corner of his mouth.

"You are a super thigh, I have to hug it. The more you need this martial skill, the more you naturally need me. A worthless supporting role will soon be abandoned."

p>

Chen Yu: "You have too many eyes, no wonder you can't sleep. That."

"I don't want to have so many eyes."

Ma Li spread her hands, staring faintly discernable towards Yahuang Yao: "But... everyone's fate is different. I have no innate talent, no background, and no good luck. I'm just an ordinary girl, and The elder sister grew up in an orphanage. The little friends in childhood are very simple, but they are all dead." After that, Ma Li smiled and turned away.

Leave Chen Yu in place, I don’t know what to think...

……

"roar! !"

Ten number Minutes later, a deer-like monster rose from the ground, making a deafening roar.

"Go on, keep your hands, don't kill you."

With an order from Chen Yu, everyone launched an offensive. While scraping the alien beasts, they guided the aliens at the same time. The beast advances toward the outer circle.

Time passed quickly, and everyone went farther and farther.

Along the way, there are many classes encountered in the way, and there are many high-powered ones, but they did not interfere with Chen Yu and the others.

After all, knock-out competition, grabbing beads, or fishing beads in the "soup" is the theme.

Everyone obviously didn't carry fluorescent beads, and no one would hit them.

"This trick does not poke!"

Chen Yu sat on top of the alien animal, clenching the antlers, high-spirited and vigorous: "No one expected this one In the belly of the deer, there will be hundreds of pearls."

"jié jié jié......" Duan Yeguai laughed behind him: "Wait for the exit, open the belly in front of everyone, and drip out. Ground fluorescent beads, the program effect must be great."

"How far is it from the exit?" Chen Yu asked.

"Our heading is north. At the current speed, there are still two hours away."

"Two hours..." Chen Yu yanked hard. The beast horn shouted to the Bahuang Yao who led the way below: "Xiao Yao, you can slow down."

"Understand."

The girl was nodded, and hit the strange beast with a punch. Retreat four or five meters, and the retreat gradually slows down.

"Brother Yu." Duan Ye looked towards the south: "The empty dung pile is over there, it seems that there is no fight."

"en. I can't hear the movement there. One. Dirty bombs, all the bombs stopped."

"I don't know how many pearls have been collected on Yishen's side."

"No more than three hundred." The voice paused, Chen Yu Pausing for a moment, continue to add: "Unless he also goes fishing for shit."

"Impossible. Will Yishen go fishing for shit?"

"...hahaha, the picture is too beautiful. "Chen Yu was jokes inexplicably.

"Brother Yu! Someone is here!"

During the conversation between the two, Ma Li, who was in charge of the sentry in the jungle, hurried back with the hot Telescope and shouted A voice: "Let’s do it."

Chen Yu quickly came back to his senses, picked up a temporary clapperboard, and took a hard shot: "Everywhere, the sixth episode, the second shooting, start !"

"pa!"

The spirits of the crowd were startled, chirp chirp twitter twitter immediately besieged the alien beast, pretending to be fighting the alien beast to death.

Not long after, the three people in front appeared.

And coincidentally, these three are still old acquaintance.

It’s the brother Jie who wants to lead the people to unite on the helicopter...

When the three of them saw such a big group besieging a Level 3 monster, they attacked for a long Time without any success, it is inevitable that he pouted contemptuously.

"A bunch of vegetables. Squad leader, let's go."

"Hmm..." Jie Ge was nodded, ready to lead his teammates on a detour.

But as the two parties tightened, Brother Jie saw Chen Yu who was "struggling" on the top of the alien beast, and was stunned: "Huh? That kid... Isn't it Chen Yu?"

"Yes. It's from our school."

"Aren't the planes very awesome?" Jie Ge dumbfounded: "Why so many people, even Level 3 monsters are attacked? No win."

"Normal." Companion spreads his hands: "No matter how innate talent is, it is only a Level 1 Martial Artist."

"Hum. Then what would he pretend to be with me." Force..."

"Leave them alone, the squad leader, we have to go to the place where there is shit."

"...Wait a minute." Jie took out his steel gun , Awe-inspiring: "After all, they belong to the same school. They are all agreed. They are in danger and must be rescued."

"Squad leader, Chen Yu didn't appreciate it before. Whatever he did. "

"It's his business not to appreciate it, and it's my business to save it. Repaying grievances with virtue is for the gentleman."

"peng!"

When the words were over, he suddenly exploded with energy, and rushed to the Level 3 monster as fast as lightning. In the shocked eyes of Chen Yu and the others, a shot penetrated the monster's throat!

Chen Yu: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Alien animal: "..."

"hong long! "

The huge body of a deer-like monster fell to the ground with a splash of dust.

Everyone in Chen Yu fell to the ground in a daze, and their faces were dull...

"Hoo..."

Manipulating the energy to blow away the dust, Jie Ge turned his back to everyone , Holding the gun in one hand, and holding it for a moment, only then did he sweep the audience imposingly: "You guys, it’s safe."

Everyone: "..."

step by step, Walking in front of Chen Yu, Brother Jie was condescending: "Remember me. My name is Brother Jie. Forgot?"

Chen Yu: "...cannot be forgotten."

"Although you said that you will not unite, you are my Junior Brother after all, and I will not be with you lower oneself to somebody's level." Brother Jie left a sentence and turned away coolly: "It's better to do it yourself."

"..."

"..."

Chen Yu: "...I..."

Jie Ge turned around and smiled suddenly: "No need Thanks, I should do it. Go."

Chen Yu: "...Fuck NM."

Jie Ge: "?"

Chen Yu : "You can't go."

Jie Ge: "?????

……

ps: Continue to add more in the early morning!

The song of chapter fifty-five, I don’t think anyone should match it, so I dubbed it myself. If you are interested, you can listen to it.