This Curse Is Awesome

It's dawn.

It was not until he heard Chen's mother's breakfast that Chen Yu exhausted all his self-control and stopped the urge to continue to "push".

Getting up, lifting the quilt and putting on his clothes, Chen Yu looked at the mess everywhere and fell into thought.

"Xiaoyu! Have dinner! Haven't gotten up yet?"

"Get up..."

came back to his senses, Chen Yu complied, Then he opened the window to ventilate and jumped out of bed.

Suddenly the ankles are submerged in the "sea of ​​paper towels"...

"This...is so outrageous..."

"How to pack... "

See Chen Yu is not coming out.

Chen Siwen couldn’t wait. He walked to the bedroom with his rice bowl and opened the door: "Can you hurry up? It will be late for school..."

"Don't come in! "

"Late...late..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Siwen: "..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Siwen: "...You have received divine ability..."

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage: Spirit +8]

Siwen shutting the door and sitting back at the kitchen table, Chen Siwen found that his hand holding the bowl was shaking slightly.

"What is Xiaoyu doing? Why haven't you come out yet?" Mother Chen asked while eating.

Chen Siwen: "He's killing him......"

......

After breakfast, the Chen Family sisters walked out of the house together.

Chen Yu is carrying a schoolbag.

Chen Siwen is carrying luggage.

None said.

Until the school gate was approaching, Chen Siwen handed the luggage to Chen Yu, and took the lead: "The teacher's dormitory is not more intelligent than his own home, and pay attention to hygiene. Don't be annoying."

"en. ”

After taking the luggage, Chen Yu lowered his head and walked into the school.

"Wait a minute..."

"What else is there?"

"Hmm..." Chen Siwen hesitated, trying to plan the plan in his mind. Words: "That... First of all, I didn't mean to laugh at you. We are all youngsters, we are physiologically developed, and from time to time we self... Self-comfort is normal."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Siwen: "But..."

Chen Yu: "..."

The left hand is carrying the luggage, the right hand is carrying the schoolbag, Chen Yu can't bear it The old man blushed.

Chen Siwen also felt his cheeks become hot.

As an elder sister, the "physical and mental" health of a younger brother must be paid attention to.

So, she brace oneself, opened the mouth and said: "But... but everything has a degree, if you overdose, it will be very harmful to your body..."

Speaking of this , Chen Siwen glanced at Chen Yu's "energetic" and "flourishing" complexion, and said: "Even if there is no impact now, after a long time, the body can't stand it. Right?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"In short, you have grown up, and you can understand what sister wants to say, so you won't be verbose." Take a step back, Chen Siwen beckons with the hand: "Go to school, I don't have enough money to find my sister. The day after tomorrow I will give you the Qi Increasing Pill."

"Goodbye." Chen Yu turned and left.

"Goodbye..."

Watching Chen Yu disappear gradually, Chen Siwen sighed, and took out his mobile phone to search.

[How many times is it normal for a man to beat up in a night?

The webpage flashed.

Thousands of messages suddenly appeared.

On the front page are advertisements from many medical institutions.

Chen Siwen randomly clicked an entry, and immediately there was a so-called "chief physician" who sent an inquiry.

[Dr. Zhang: Hello, what can I consult? ]

"I want to ask, is it normal for a boy to defend himself hundreds of times in one night?"

[Doctor Zhang: Are all fire stars shot out? 】

Chen Siwen: "……"

……

"I have discovered more and more that this'curse' is terrifying."

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"At least I will find a girlfriend in the future, so I can only pick a stronger one..."

Walking on the road leading to the teachers' dormitory, Chen Yu was very worried.

He doubted that if conditions permit, given him plenty of time and space, he could even reach the next century.

The used toilet paper can circle Earth thirty-seven times...

"This is too terrifying..."

Subconsciously shuddered, Chen Yu He took a deep breath, controlled his brain to eliminate all those random thoughts, and accelerated his pace.

In a short while, I entered the teachers’ dormitory, stopped in front of the class teacher’s dormitory, and knocked on the door.

"Boom boom."

"Is it Chen Yu? Come in."

Chen Yu pushed open the door and saw the class teacher in the neat room Sitting at a desk, correcting test papers.

Written exams exist even in high schools where "Martial" is the main focus.

Because of fighting wisdom, it is also an important part of a person’s battle strength.

Glanced back, the head teacher kept moving and said: "Put the quilt under my bed. When school is over at night, I will make you a floor."

"teacher. "Chen Yu gave a salute: "Or forget it. Your room is too small, it's too crowded to pretend to be two people."

"If you don't want to live, just sleep on the bed. I sleep underground. "

"Look at what you are saying..." Chen Yu was a little embarrassed, and sat down on the bed: "Well, listen to you, I'll go to bed."

"..." The teacher in charge of holding the pen suddenly shook.

Chen Yu: "Thank you."

The head teacher: "..."

Standing up, the head teacher turned and squinted Chen Yu: "Do you think you are Very humorous?"

"No, don't be angry." Chen Yu explained: "I am used to sleeping in bed, so I have this stinky body. I cough if I don't sleep in bed."

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"Leave if you are not used to it!"

"That's okay!" Chen Yu immediately sprang up, carrying a salute and then withdrawing.

The head teacher reacted immediately and was furious: "Chen Yu! Do you dare to go!"

Of course Chen Yu dared to go.

Not only did he go, he dared to run.

Pushing open the door, walking with two long legs, and slipping out more than ten meters in the blink of an eye...

But after all, the head teacher is a Martial Artist and soon caught up. He brought Chen Yu back like a "little chicken".

"believing or not I hang you on the ceiling?"

"Believe."

"On the bed or on the ground?"

Chen Yu sneered: "Since I don't want me to sleep in bed, is it unnecessary to ask this? It's not hypocritical."

"I can give you one-on-one tutoring for free. It would be nice to let you sleep over. ! Why do you still have a full stomach?"

"I simply don't want to come, okay? Anyway, you ask me, I just want to sleep in bed."

"Should I give it in the bathroom? You put up a bed?" Throw Chen Yu down, the head teacher turned and closed the door, and then pointed to the dormitory floor: "Then I won't ask you. From now on, I will sleep on the bed, but you will hit the floor."

" ..."

For a moment of silence, Chen Yu sighed: "teacher, let me tell you the truth. I fell asleep in the middle of the night, snoring, grinding my teeth, hiccups, and farting, all accounted for."

"It's okay."

The head teacher waved his hand, sat at the desk again, and corrected the test paper: "I have the faults you mentioned. Don't dislike either of us."

Chen Yu: "..."

Class teacher: "And I have more than you. I often sleepwalk."

"..."

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[Psychologically hurt: Spirit+3]

"Why don't you make a bed for me in the bathroom..."

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