This Curse Is Just Awesome

Its daybreak.

　　 Chen Yu did not exhaust all his self-control until he heard Chen's mother's breakfast greeting, and stopped the urge to continue to "push".

　　 got up, lifted the quilt, put on the clothes, Chen Yu looked at the mess everywhere, and fell into thought.

　　 "Xiaoyu! Have dinner! Haven't gotten up yet?"

"Woke up…"

　　 After recovering, Chen Yu responded, then opened the window for ventilation and jumped out of bed.

　　 Ankles suddenly fell into the "sea of ​​paper towels"...

　　 "This... is so outrageous..."

　　 "How to clean up..."

　　 See that Chen Yu hasn't come out too late.

　　 Chen Siwen couldn't wait, she walked to the bedroom with her rice bowl, and pushed the door in: "Can you hurry up? It will be late for school..."

　　 "Don't come in!"

　　 "Late...late..."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　Chen Siwen: "..."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Chen Siwen: "...You have received magical powers..."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　【Mental damage suffered: Spirit +8】

　　 closed the door silently and sat back at the kitchen table. Chen Siwen found that her hand holding the bowl was shaking slightly.

　　 "What is Xiaoyu doing? Why haven't you come out yet?" Mother Chen asked while eating.

　　Chen Siwen: "He is killing him..."

　　...

　　 After breakfast, the Chen family sisters walked out of the house together.

　　Chen Yu carried his schoolbag.

　　 Chen Siwen carrying luggage.

　　 are silent.

　　 Until the school gate was approaching, Chen Siwen handed the luggage to Chen Yu and took the lead in speaking: "The teacher's dormitory is not more intelligent than your own home. Pay attention to hygiene. Don't be annoying."

"Ok."

　　 took the luggage, Chen Yu lowered his head and walked into the school.

　　 "Wait a minute..."

　　 "What else is there?"

　　 "Well..." Chen Siwen hesitated, trying to plan the wording in her mind: "That... First of all, I didn't mean to laugh at you. We are all young people, with physical development, and self-comfort from time to time is normal."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Chen Siwen: "But..."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 With luggage in his left hand and schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yu couldn't help but blush.

　　 Chen Siwen also felt her cheeks become hot.

　　 As an older sister, a younger brother’s "physical and mental" health must be paid attention to.

　　 So, she bit her scalp and said, "But... but everything has a certain degree, and if you overdo it, it will be very harmful to your body..."

　　 Speaking of this, Chen Siwen glanced at Chen Yu's "rejuvenated" and "refreshing" complexion, and said: "Even if it is not affected now, the body will not be able to stand it for a long time. Right?"

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

"In short, you have grown up. You can understand what sister wants to say, so you won't be verbose." Taking a step back, Chen Siwen beckoned: "Go to school, I don't have enough money to find my sister. I will give it to you the day after tomorrow. Qi Qi Dan."

　　 "Goodbye." Chen Yu turned around and left.

　　 "Goodbye..."

　　 Watching Chen Yu disappear gradually, Chen Siwen sighed and took out her mobile phone to search.

　　【How many times is normal for a man? 】

　　 The webpage flashed.

　　 Thousands of messages suddenly appeared.

　　On the front page are advertisements from many medical institutions.

　　 Chen Siwen randomly clicked on an entry, and immediately there was a so-called "chief physician" who sent out an inquiry.

　　 [Dr. Zhang: Hello, what can I ask for advice? 】

　　 "I want to ask, is it normal for a boy to defend himself hundreds of times a night?"

　　【Doctor Zhang: Are you sparking sparks? 】

　　Chen Siwen: "..."

　　...

　　 "I have discovered more and more the terrible part of this ‘curse’."

　　 "At least I will find a girlfriend in the future, I can only pick a stronger one..."

　　 Walking on the road leading to the teachers' dormitory, Chen Yu was very worried.

　　 He doubted that if conditions permit, given him sufficient time and space, he could even reach the next century.

　　The used toilet paper can circle the earth 37 times...

"this is too scary…"

　　 shuddered subconsciously, Chen Yu took a deep breath, controlled his brain to eliminate all those random thoughts, and speeded up his pace.

　　 After a short while, he entered the teachers’ dormitory, stopped in front of the class teacher’s dormitory, and knocked on the door.

　　 "咚咚."

　　 "Is it Chen Yu? Come in."

　　 Chen Yu pushed open the door, and saw the class teacher sitting at a desk in the tidy room, correcting the test papers.

　　Written exams exist even in high schools that focus on "wu".

　　Because of combat wisdom, it is also an important part of a person's combat power.

　　 glanced back, the head teacher kept moving in his hands, saying: "Put the quilt under my bed. I will make you a bunk when school is over at night."

　　 "Teacher." Chen Yu gave a salute: "Or forget it. Your room is too small, it's too crowded to pretend to be two people."

　　 "If you don't want to live, just sleep on the bed. I sleep underground."

　　 "Look at what you said..." Chen Yu was a little embarrassed and sat down on the bed: "That's okay, listen to you, I'll just sleep on the bed."

　　 "..." The head teacher shook the hand of the pen.

　　 Chen Yu: "Thank you."

head teacher:"…"

　　 stood up, the head teacher turned and squinted at Chen Yu: "Do you think you are humorous?"

　　 "No, don't be angry." Chen Yu explained: "I am used to sleeping in bed, so I have this stinky body. I cough if I don't sleep in bed. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

　　 "Leave if you are not used to it!"

　　 "That's great!" Chen Yu immediately sprang up, took a salute and withdrew.

　　 The head teacher immediately reacted, furious: "Chen Yu! Do you dare to go!"

　　 Of course Chen Yu dared to leave.

　　 Not only did he walk, he dared to run.

　　 pushed open the door, moved two long legs, and slipped out more than ten meters in the blink of an eye...

　　 But the class teacher is a warrior after all, and he quickly catches up, bringing Chen Yu back like a "little chicken".

　　 "Believe it or not, I will hang you on the ceiling?"

　　 "Letter."

　　 "In bed or underground?"

　　 Chen Yu sneered: "Since I don't want me to sleep in bed, is it unnecessary to ask? Is it hypocritical?"

　　 "I tutor you one-on-one for free, so it's good to let you sleep over! Why are you still full of stomachache?"

　　 "I don't want to come at all, okay? Anyway, you ask me, I just want to sleep in bed."

　　 "Should I make a bed for you in the bathroom?" Throwing Chen Yu down, the head teacher turned and closed the door, and then pointed to the floor of the dormitory: "Then I will not ask you. In the future, I will sleep on the bed and you will hit the floor."

　　"..."

　　 There was a moment of silence, and Chen Yu sighed: "Teacher, let me tell you the truth. I fell asleep in the middle of the night, snoring, grinding teeth, hiccups, and farting, all accounted for."

　　 "It's okay."

　　 The head teacher waved his hand, sat at the desk again, and corrected the test paper: "I have the problems you mentioned. Don't dislike either of us."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Class teacher: "And I have more than you. I often sleepwalk."

　　"..."

　　【Psychological damage: Spirit +3】

　　 "Why don't you give me a bed in the bathroom..."

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