This Emperor is Only An Actor
Chapter 294: Pet fan
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Yue Guan Liu Yifei was about to interact with movie fans in the theater, and suddenly noticed a loud noise in the audience.
There is also the sound of slap in the face.
"You liar, didn't you say you didn't care about my past when you chased me?"
"I don't picture your house, your car, people who don't picture you, and don't even want a gift, and I ask you to buy one get one free. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
"Scumbag, never contact me again."
Then a female audience angrily left the auditorium.
Yue Guan and Liu Yifei looked at each other.
Liu Yifei asked in a low voice, "What's the situation?"
"It looks like a boy and girl friend quarreled."
"That won't cause trouble to the public, right? The two people's affairs are solved in private, how can they be so ignorant? I am very angry with you now, and I can't bear it." Liu Yifei was not at the time of complaining. Forget boasting.
Yue Guan: "Yes, yes, your old man has a general knowledge, who can compare with you."
"That man is also mentally retarded. Is there anything he can say to go home? I have to make trouble in public. In the end, it is not his person who is lost." Liu Yifei vomited.
Yue Guan nodded: "Indeed, no matter what the reason, it is stupid to argue in public, let alone being beaten."
Despite saying this, Yue Guan took the initiative to comfort this buddy:
"Brother, look at the open point, where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why do you have a single flower."
This buddy is Shangguan Xingfeng.
He didn't expect that a movie theater he picked with the goddess would catch up with the Yueguan road show.
After seeing Yue Guan, Shangguan Xingfeng’s grievance suddenly broke out, his eyes were red instantly, and tears burst out: "Your Majesty, I am uncomfortable."
Yue Guan: "Um, are you my fan?"
He looked familiar.
When did you see it?
Yue Guan's memory is very good.
He remembered it seriously, and soon remembered. Not long ago, he and Qin Lan went to watch the screening of "Tai Ping Wheel" together. After watching it, he saw this man at the entrance of the cinema.
At that time, Yue Guan also scolded him for sand sculpture, and broke up with the girl after watching the movie with the girl. This operation was so showy.
Unexpectedly, I brought another girl to watch the movie today.
This big brother is okay, Yue cares said that I want to withdraw the evaluation of his orphan.
But he soon knew that he took it back too early.
Shangguan Xingfeng aggrieved: "I am Shangguan Xingfeng."
Yue Guan: "Shangguan Xingfeng? Which Shangguan Xingfeng? Wait, I remembered. At the beginning, I sent Weibo to persuade netizens not to watch "Pure Mind·Dream of the Performing Arts". One netizen refused to listen and bought it. After more than a dozen movie tickets, that netizen seems to be called Shangguan Xingfeng, isn't it you?"
Hearing what Yue Guan said, Shangguan Xingfeng cried even harder: "It's me."
Yue Guan: "...brother, sorry."
"I can't mourn, I was wrong, Your Majesty, I really shouldn't blackmail you. At that time, I was your black fan. To **** you off, I bought more than a dozen films of "Pure Heart·Dream Entertainment Circle". Tickets, I invited my friend to watch it with the goddess. After the movie, the goddess is gone and my friends are gone."
After Shangguan Xingfeng finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.
Liu Yifei laughed directly, and then quickly apologized: "Sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it."
Shangguan Xingfeng closed himself up: "Let’s laugh, laugh, I’m really ridiculous. Later, in order to chase another goddess, I went to watch "Peace Wheel" with her. After watching "Peace Wheel", I took the initiative to take that The goddess turned black because I think her taste is too bad to be worthy of me."
The voice of Shangguan Xingfeng fell, and the audience burst into laughter.
Everyone thinks this guy is too funny.
But Shangguan Xingfeng’s confession is not over yet. After everyone’s laughed, Shangguan Xingfeng opened his third confession: "Since then, I have realized that I should not be your black fan. I should To be your fan, and to fight against you will definitely not end well. So I turned into a black fan, and I wanted to support it from the first day of the release of "Pure Mind · Dream Chasing Taiping Wheel". It happened that during this time I met another girl. She is still your fan, the one who ran away just now.
She treats me very well. She has always been under the AA system during her relationship with me, and she never accepts my gifts, and occasionally gives me a few good gifts. I thought I met love. "
"That's good." Yue Guan said.
Shangguan Xingfeng ran with tears again: "I thought it was good too, until I watched the movie "Pure Soul·Dream Chase Taiping Wheel" and saw that Yu Zhen was pregnant with a child looking for Lei Fang as the pick-up man, and it came to my mind. A bold idea."
Shangguan Xingfeng said this, and the audience looked at him with pity.
The truth is similar to what the audience imagined:
"I asked, I asked her if she was pregnant with a child? Does the child need a father? She actually said yes. I said I couldn't accept it, and she even called me a scumbag.
My love flame was just ignited and it was extinguished. Your Majesty, I think I have fully realized that women are all demons, and I am going to become a monk.
By the way, thank you Majesty, thank you for making this movie, so that I don't like to be a father. Without you, I might help other men raise children. "
Shangguan Xingfeng's expression was so serious that Yue Guan couldn't help but say something in his heart: "Brother, are you mentally retarded? What if she is pregnant with a girl?"
Liu Yifei raised his hand and stabbed him.
Yue Guan hurriedly added: "I was joking just now, but brother, are you really my fan?"
"It was not before, but now it is. At first I was a fan of Huang Zhilie, and I believed in his evil and didn't buy a house." Shangguan Xingfeng said here, and once again grief: "If I fan you early ."
Liu Yifei held back her smile very hard.
She thinks this buddy is too funny.
Yueguan felt the same way.
He put Shangguan Xingfeng on the stage and patted Shangguan Xingfeng's shoulder vigorously and comforted him: "Shangguan Xingfeng, right, since you are my fan, I will give you a bonus. All four of them are empty and enter the empty door. , You go to Douyin, I think you have the potential to become an Internet celebrity, I will pay attention to you."
Yueguan sent a rare kindness~www.ltnovel.com~ On the same day, #岳关宠粉# and #the most unlucky fan in history Shangguanxingfeng# rushed to the hot search at the same time.
The box office of "Pure Mind: Chasing Dream Taiping Wheel" was also spurred. The box office rose again by 8 million.
In private, Liu Yifei asked Yue Guan: "Do you really think that Shangguan Xingfeng can become an Internet celebrity?"
"Ok."
"Why? Does he excel in anything?" Liu Yifei was strange.
Yue Guan nodded: "Yes, he has enough sand sculptures."
Liu Yifei: "...This is also the reason?"
"Of course, enough sand sculpture means funny enough. He is talented in this area, but he doesn't know it."
Anyway, it was his own fan, Yue Guan just helped him.
He is so fond of fans.
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