This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
16. If The Corpse Ran Away, I Would Carry It Back For Him! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes)
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Although it has only been broadcast for two days, the confrontation between participating families has officially begun...
Although the big guys basically don't even have the chance to meet each other at this stage, this does not prevent other participating families from making some speculation and analysis through the data given by the tablet computer.
No. 008:
——Current happiness index: 4673
——Current Popularity Index: 42,000
——Current wealth index: 572 yuan
"Damn it, who is this No. 08? Why is the number so high?"
In a certain neighborhood, the man said unwillingly: "Her mother is simply outrageous. Wife, look, this is No. 8's data, and this is No. 36, which is the second No. 36. No. 8 is half more than his data, especially It's about popularity, old man, what did you say No. 8 did, how could the data be so good?"
"How do I know, it's all your fault, you are always useful..."
Man: "...you blame me for your shit!? Why don't you say that you are useless, you can't make money, what else can you do except swear all day long."
Then, they fought.
In fact.
Dialogues like this are happening in various communities in Linhai City.
This moment.
Most of the participating families have huge doubts in their minds - who is this No. 8, and what did he do? So many others.
...the other side.
On Douyin, Jiang Mingyan's 'legend' continued to ferment.
The picture of the couple posting a small advertisement and tearing up a small advertisement really aroused laughter all over the Internet, and Jiang Xiaomi's "tragic experience" also made many people love him.
after all.
Who can refuse a cute little girl with a miserable upbringing...
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At 8 o'clock in the morning, Jiang Mingyan got up.
Although his body was a little tired, he could only pull himself together—after all, there were still important things to do today.
"daughter in law,"
Jiang Mingyan thought for a while and said, "I forgot to tell you something. I was looking for a job yesterday afternoon. I guess I might go to work directly today. It's the evening shift, so if I don't If you come back, don't worry about me."
Chen Xiaoran was extremely tired.
Although she was already awake, she didn't want to move at all. She even felt her legs were shaking, so she could only whisper back: "Oh...then you take Xiaomi out."
"What do you take her out for? She's at home, you take her."
"I...I can't."
"Why?"
"I... my legs are weak..."
Jiang Mingyan: "..."
It was obviously unrealistic to bring Jiang Xiaomi with him. After all, the place Jiang Mingyan was going to today was a funeral parlor, a place that even many adults feared, let alone a seven-year-old girl.
She tiptoed into Jiang Xiaomi's room.
She is not awake yet.
Jiang Mingyan kissed her lightly on the cheek, then turned and went out - of course, before going out, he kept most of the money on his body, and he only kept a hundred yuan for eating.
The photographer is already waiting downstairs.
Whenever the participating families are going out, the program team will notify the photographers so that they can meet the subjects as soon as possible.
"Brother, why did you wake up so early today?"
"Going to the interview, of course I have to get up early," Jiang Mingyan turned his head to look at him and asked, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
"not yet."
"That's right, please treat me to something to eat."
Photographer: "???"
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At the breakfast booth, when the photographer learned about Jiang Mingyan's plan, he felt bad...
He looked at Jiang Mingyan dumbfounded, couldn't help swallowing and asked, "Brother, are you kidding me!?"
"You look like I'm joking?"
"Brother...Brother," the photographer couldn't help swallowing, and even shook the camera on his shoulder: "This job... I'm afraid it's a bit unlucky."
"Really," Jiang Mingyan raised his brows, "But this job makes a lot of money."
This is true.
Even for a whiteboard, a daily salary of 500 is quite rare. When calculated together, it can be 15,000 yuan a month.
According to the current domestic market, a monthly salary of 15,000 can basically beat 80% of the people in the country.
And the wages of the night shift are sky-high!
Two thousand one night, 60,000 a month, Jiang Mingyan reckons that 95% of the people in the whole country probably won't earn that much money.
"Although there is a lot of money, but..." the photographer took a deep breath and said, "But, that place is a funeral parlor! Aren't you afraid!?"
Afraid!
Of course I'm afraid!
Why not be afraid!
Don't be afraid that he is still a normal person!
But Jiang Mingyan's biggest idea at this time is to make money, and he has a mouth that says "no fear, no fear". Tsukuru patted his chest boldly and said: "A majestic seven-foot man, can he be frightened by a ghost? Besides, what could be more terrifying than being poor!?"
"Let me tell you this, 2,000 yuan a night, let alone moving the corpse to guard the corpse, even if the corpse escapes in the middle of the night, I will carry it back for him, don't you believe it?"
These words are full of confidence, powerful, and awe-inspiring.
The photographer opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but after holding it back for a long time, he couldn't say anything suitable, and finally he could only give a thumbs up: "Awesome!"
[Popularity] Crazy +1+1+1+1+1...
[Popularity] Crazy +1+1+1+1+1...
In the live broadcast room, the barrage also frantically swiped up.
——[Puff hahahaha! Awesome, awesome, this is awesome! 】
——[(Laughing and crying) He is a ruthless person. 】
——【Good guy, I'll stay up all night with you just to say about the Jiang bandits. I just want to see if he will dare to carry the body back if it really escapes. 】
——[The cigarettes have been bought, enough for all night, so I won’t sleep tonight, waiting for the Jiang Bandit funeral home to work the night shift. (funny)】
——[? ? ? I really want to go to the funeral home! ? 】
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