This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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"Love each other as a family" live broadcast room:

This moment.

A total of more than 200,000 people gathered here—most of them were netizens who learned through Douyin that Jiang Mingyan would be working the night shift at the funeral home tonight.

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——[Mom, Brother Jiang is really courageous, and he is still in the mood to tell jokes under such circumstances...]

——[(Funny) Guess why he told jokes? 】

——[I chanted it because I was afraid, hahahahaha, don't look at Brother Jiang as an old dog on the surface, but I guess he is also panicking in his heart. 】

——[I thought so too, saying that he was telling the photographer a joke to relieve stress, but I think he was telling it to himself. (funny)】

——【Brothers, I searched just now. This funeral home seems to be haunted before. It is said that there was a staff member who saw a little ghost inside. He looked like a child, and then he would call mom and dad What......】

——[Damn it! No way! …]

At this time.

A special red bullet screen floated out, which was particularly conspicuous among the many bullet screens. This is a special symbol only for super members, a withdrawal of identity.

What surprised the water friends was not the other party's identity, but the content of the other party's barrage...

Super member——【...by the way...didn't you hear any strange voices? You guys try to turn up the volume of the earphones to the maximum, then hold your breath, and listen carefully... How do I feel, it seems... It seems that someone is laughing...】

In an instant, the entire barrage exploded!

--【No way! I'm timid, don't scare me...]

——[! ! ! It turns out... so I wasn't the only one who heard it, I heard it just now, but I'm not sure, I thought it was me who had an auditory hallucination! 】

——[Damn it! ! ! There really are! ! 】

——[Hiss...the scalp is numb, damn it, someone really laughed! Damn it! 】

Super member - [I wipe! ! ! Zoom in on the picture, hurry up, pay attention to the corpse behind the two of them, I'm on a horse...I'm numb! ! 】

--【I go! That corpse...did it move? ? 】

——[Damn it! 】

——[My mother, it really moved, ups and downs... On the 8th, stop joking and run, or something may really happen. 】

——[Oh my god... I dare not continue to watch it, it's so scary! 】

——[…]

The live barrage was burning, and one message after another was overwhelming - but at this moment, Jiang Mingyan and the cameraman were unaware of it.

After all, as players, they couldn't see the content of the barrage.

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"Hahahaha... so funny," under the bombardment of Jiang Mingyan's various jokes, the photographer had long forgotten the previous fear, but looked at him expectantly, and said excitedly: "One more time , come again, it's too funny, it's really too funny, hahahaha..."

"Come again, please wait, let me think..."

(...poof...ha...uuuuuuuuuuuu...)

"What sound!" The photographer was taken aback for a moment, then pricked up his ears: "Brother, did you hear any sound just now?"

"No, what's wrong," Jiang Mingyan looked blankly, and subconsciously looked back at the corpse, and after confirming that the corpse did not appear in a 'dead corpse' situation, he blinked and said, "Did you hear wrong?" Oh, I didn't hear anything."

"Maybe...maybe."

The photographer turned his head, also glanced at the corpse, then waved his hand, thinking that maybe he was too sensitive: "Brother, go ahead, tell me any other funny jokes."

Jiang Mingyan thought for a while: "Hey, I thought about it, let me tell you the story of my brother's call. The name of this story is "The Little Girl Selling Nuclear Bombs"!"

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold nuclear bombs all day long on the cold and windy street. Unfortunately, no one took care of her business."

"At night, she curled up on the side of the road, suffering from hunger and cold, and she couldn't help thinking of her kind grandma. Before her grandma passed away, she could sleep peacefully in her arms like other children. To keep warm by the warm brazier..."

"In the middle of the night, she couldn't bear the cold anymore, so she ignited a nuclear bomb, and then she saw grandma..."

"Seconds later, the whole city saw her grandma..."

"puff..."

The photographer didn't hold back at that time, he clutched his stomach and leaned on the wall, leaning forward and backward laughing, "Hahahaha... I laughed to death, I laughed to death... Hahaha, I can't help crying Laughed out, hahahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Seeing the photographer laugh so heartily, Jiang Mingyan couldn't be happier

——After all, the emotion of happiness is contagious, so they heard another burst of laughter in the next second.

(...Puff ha... woo woo ha ha ha ha cough cough cough...)

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Jiang Mingyan: "..."

Photographer: "..."

The two looked at each other, silent for a long time...

Photographer: "...Brother, you were the one who made the noise just now."

Jiang Mingyan: "...What if I say it's not me."

The two took a deep breath one after another, then slowly turned their heads little by little, and looked at the mortuary bed... There was no movement on the bed.

But suddenly! !

There's a... sound outside the morgue!

"Old... Dad~~~~~~~"

The trembling voice echoed back and forth in the corridor, making one's hair stand on end!

"..." The photographer swallowed, and said in a mosquito-like voice, "Brother, it seems to be coming from outside, yes, it's a female voice, it sounds like a child... "

"I...I heard it."

Jiang Mingyan didn't dare to breathe: "Where's the sword...that sword you bought, take it out quickly..."

The photographer tiptoedly took out the 'exorcism' sword he bought, and while Jiang Mingyan was dumbfounded, he pressed the red switch on the hilt.

Immediately! ! !

Colorful rays of light emanated from the sword body, instantly rendering the entire morgue in color!

at the same time.

Accompanied by the shocking...sound of swords! ! !

——"What's the name of Dad's dad~~Dad's dad is called grandpa~~What's dad's mother called~~Dad's mom is called grandma~~What's dad's big brother called~~Dad's big brother is called uncle~~Dad's younger brother What's his name~~ Dad's younger brother is called Uncle~~~~'

Jiang Mingyan fell into deep thought, and after a long time, he gave a thumbs up: "You Tm are really awesome!"

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