This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
26. See, I Can Fight Very Well! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes)
...
— Tick tick tick tick.
Time passed by second after second, and the unlocked morgue door did not resist for long after all, when it was pushed open from the outside by a force.
Jiang Mingyan almost jumped up!
A familiar, small and exquisite figure appeared in front of him——when the four eyes met, the familiar girl rushed towards him with surprise on her face!
"Acridine! I found you!"
"!!! Fuck!!! She's coming towards me!!!" Jiang Mingyan really jumped up this time: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! Stop me a little bit!!!"
Jiang Ming said that searching is like the wind.
In just a moment, he escaped the little girl's embrace.
Then he looked at her vigilantly: "Stop! Don't come here, if you dare to take a step forward, I will show you to death on the spot, do you believe it or not!?"
"Eh?" Jiang Xiaomi looked confused: "Dad, what are you doing, I'm Xiaomi, you don't know me anymore."
Jiang Mingyan: "You are a Der!!!"
Jiang Xiaomi: "...Dad, why are you still swearing?"
Jiang Mingyan: "Huh!? You turned into my daughter to fool me, why are you not allowed to scold you? Let me tell you, don't push me, push me... I didn't take it lightly. Seriously, it’s not good to hurt you for a while.”
talking.
He glanced at the mortuary bed in front of him—the mortuary bed, on which lay the body of the homeless man.
Perhaps for courage.
But it was also possible that it was to scare the 'female ghost'. He immediately let out a low growl, and slammed the steel pipe on the mortuary bed, making a dull 'bang'.
However, his aim was not very good, and the edge of the steel pipe touched the homeless man's arm...
--boom! ! !
"See, I'm fierce!"
tramp:"......"
--boom! ! !
Knock again.
tramp:"......"
"See, I'm good at fighting!"
--boom! ! !
Hit it again.
tramp:"......"
"See, I... Hey, why is there another one!?"
the door.
The photographer walked in with the camera in a daze. He looked at Jiang Mingyan, then at Jiang Mingyan's follower, and finally at Jiang Xiaomi. He blinked in confusion and asked, "No? ...What are you doing? Acting in a play?"
Everyone: "..."
The four were silent with each other.
Jiang Mingyan's mind is also confused now, he blinked and asked tentatively: "Wait a minute, you two...are you ghosts?"
"Dad!"
Jiang Xiaomi put her hands on her hips and looked very angry: "I came all the way to find you, but you actually said that I am a ghost, and you are the ghost!"
"???"
Jiang Mingyan couldn't help widening his eyes, and looked Jiang Xiaomi up and down: "Hey, are you really Xiaomi? No, why are you here? Aren't you at home with your mother?"
"I miss you, so I'm here," Jiang Xiaomi said, running towards Jiang Mingyan, and hugging his thigh: "Dad, let me tell you, I'm boring at home all day. And then I'll miss you, and then I'll have the photographer Uncle bring me here."
"..."
The misunderstanding is resolved.
"Damn it!" Jiang Mingyan was filled with grief and indignation, and slammed a steel pipe on the mortuary bed: "You two, you almost didn't give it to me...my photographer was scared to death!!!"
Photographer: "...brother, your mouth...don't be so stubborn."
Although the misunderstanding was resolved.
But the audience in the live broadcast room didn't think so...
——【How blind brother Jiang is! Didn't he notice that every time he hit the mortuary bed with the steel pipe, the corpse moved. (cover face)]
——【Beautiful man, I've only seen people beating ghosts on TV in my life, and Brother Jiang is the first one in real life. 】
——【Stop chatting, let's go...】
——[He actually hit the ghost four sticks, can you believe it? (tears)]
...
The four sat in the corner, peering at each other.
"So Dad, you have to work here tonight."
"Yes," Jiang Mingyan turned his head and took a look: "Here, look at him."
Jiang Xiaomi just wanted to turn around to take a look, but Jiang Mingyan forced her back abruptly: "Don't look blindly, that thing is scary."
"By the way, you come to me, does your mother know about this?"
Jiang Xiaomi talked about him from left to right: "Well... that dad, I will accompany you tonight..."
"Hehe, your mother will beat you to death tomorrow," Jiang Mingyan said, looking at the photographer, "Brother, please help me send my daughter back, otherwise her mother will definitely die of panic if she can't find her. "
"Don't worry," the cameraman said with a smile: "The staff of our program team has already notified your wife through the tablet computer, and your wife already knows about it and is hungry."
Nodding his head, Jiang Mingyan glared at Jiang Xiaomi: "All right, thank you, I brought it to my daughter."
Jiang Xiaomi stuck out her tongue.
aside.
The photographer is not so afraid now: "It's better to be a human being, with a strong yang energy, and not afraid of ghosts even if there are ghosts."
Jiang Xiaomi got into Jiang Mingyan's arms and asked curiously, "Dad, shall we just sit here all night?"
"Otherwise, Dad will tell you two jokes?"
heard the words.
The tramp's corpse trembled violently...
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