This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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Although Jiang Xiaomi's appearance slightly interrupted the 'domestic violence' script, it did not affect Jiang Mingyan's performance in the slightest.

He could almost feel how crazy the popularity growth rate was! ! !

When he found that the camera was pointing right in front of him, he made a smug expression and said, "It's okay, don't worry everyone, I'm fine at all. Did you see that, that's all? The trick will be settled for her!"

"Ask her, does she dare to move now!? She doesn't dare, I'll tell you this, if she dares to move again, I will show her my arm immediately!"

This moment.

Chen Xiaoran lay on Jiang Mingyan's back and clasped his hands tightly, unable to move.

But even so.

Jiang Mingyan's mouth was still extremely firm!

"Don't look at me like this now, but let me tell you, in fact, these tricks of hers just look ruthless, but they are actually useless."

aside.

Jiang Xiaomi couldn't bear it any longer: "Dad, stop talking, just be soft..."

"Be soft!? What are you kidding!? A good man is full of courage. I am a majestic seven-foot man. How could I be bluffed by a woman!?"

Jiang Mingyan endured the pain in his arm, and his face was full of disdain: "Submit to her? Impossible, absolutely impossible! Girl, let me tell you this, look, your mother is a martial arts champion, right? I will fight her one-on-one. , although she punched me to death, but I just refused to accept it, eh, I just refused to accept it, refused to accept it!!!”

Jiang Xiaomi: "..."

Chen Xiaoran: "..."

Studio:"……"

Jiang Mingyan: "Girl, don't stop me. I have to let your mother see what it means to be brave without fear of death, what it means to be brave without fear, and what it means to be brave and point at a dangerous crown, and to be fierce and long-tasseled!"

Jiang Xiaomi: "..."

Chen Xiaoran: "..."

Studio:"……"

[Popularity] Crazy +1+1+1+1+1...

[Popularity] Crazy +1+1+1+1+1...

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——【Pfft ha ha ha ha ha! ! You are going to kill me laughing so early in the morning! ! ! 】

——【(Slapping the table and laughing wildly) Good guy...】

——[The person is dead, but the mouth is still floating in the air. 】

——[Forensic doctor: This man died strangely, his whole body was softened, but his mouth was still hard. 】

——[(Laughing and crying) Brother Jiang, if you are domestically abused, just blink, I will help you call the police...]

——[(funny) A good man is full of guts! 】

——[I have seen it, I have seen it, I really have kung fu, so I can’t accept the kung fu in my mouth, hahahaha. (covers stomach and laughs)]

——[(covering face) Xiongfa pointed to Wei Guan, is that how it is used! ? 】

——[(Laughing and crying) Hahahaha...My stomach hurts so much, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later! 】

...

Go back to fight and fight.

But after all, he was an old couple, and Chen Xiaoran couldn't really beat him to death - after all, sometimes Jiang Mingyan played a scoundrel and she really had nothing to do with him.

"Hold on,"

Jiang Mingyan showed an expression of extreme enjoyment, and lay on Chen Xiaoran's lap: "Yes, it's right here, squeeze hard, don't try to be lazy... hiss... you almost broke it, it hurts. …”

"Stop pretending to me!"

Chen Xiaoran rolled his eyes: "How is it? Does it still hurt?"

"pain!"

"It deserves it, who told you to recruit me!"

"Hey!? You, how can you be so confident in your domestic violence?" Jiang Mingyan was furious, turned over and glared: "I tell you Chen Xiaoran, don't think you are some kind of martial arts runner-up taekwondo I'm afraid of you as the runner-up, I just... I just don't bother to fight with you, if you really want to piss me off, I'll just..."

Chen Xiaoran just looked at him with a smile on his brow and kept talking 'blah blah blah', and then leaned down directly while he was unprepared.

The four petals of the lips touched together.

It made a very beautiful sound.

"~~~Mua~~~"

Then.

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded in place!

...

——[? ? ? I came to you two to fight, you two are humiliating me! ? 】

——【(covering mouth and crying) Too much, too much! If you fight, you fight, why are you still kissing...]

——【Drink...tui! ! ! 】

——【(Covering mouth and crying) This is what people do! ? 】

——[(curling lips) Huh! What's so good about a stinky man's mouth, maybe he's kissed other girls' feet before. 】

——[(covers face) Sister upstairs, if you say that, I will be ashamed to face others......]

——[! ! ! Pfft... damn it! You two don't seem to have said anything, but you seem to have said everything. Is it you who are abnormal or I am abnormal! 】

--【......what! Put me out of the car, this is not the car to go to kindergarten...]

...

"Hmm..." Jiang Mingyan, who got a bargain, blinked, licked his lips subconsciously and said, "Don't think...uh...please me like this...it will...uh...it will work, I... …”

Chen Xiaoran let him go, got out of bed and raised the stool: "Say it again if you have the ability!"

"...If you have the ability, put down the stool!"

In fact, the two of them have long been accustomed to such a way of life - when they first fell in love, Jiang Mingyan always felt that even if Chen Xiaoran won the runner-up in martial arts or something, it shouldn't be very good, after all, in his impression, those things were all Most of the 'acting elements', plus a girl, how good can it be?

But after several years of testing and exploration, he is now very sure that the two trophies are full of gold!

But men.

In addition to 'color', there was also 'cheap' among the innate attributes, and Jiang Mingyan happened to have both of them.

therefore.

Provoking Chen Xiaoran has obviously become one of the indispensable "joys" in his daily life.

At this time.

There was a muffled voice at the door.

"By the way, you really don't care about your daughter's life!" Jiang Xiaomi looked worried, "Your daughter is starving to death, and you still have the mood to flirt here? Even if I picked it up, Anyway, you have to take care of my life and death."

The couple: "..."

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