This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

With more Zhigang members in the family, it becomes more lively.

Because it kept barking all night!

As a result, Jiang Mingyan didn't sleep well all night, and at dawn, Jiang Mingyan, who was furious, threw it into the pressure cooker.

The world...is quiet.

At around 9:00 in the morning, Jiang Xiaomi knocked on the door with sleepy eyes, and asked with a blank face, "Dad, Zhigang is gone..."

"Oh, I threw it in the pressure cooker."

Jiang Xiaomi (black question mark face): "???"

[(covers mouth and cries) Zhigang: I'm so easy, I just found a home, and I was almost stewed into dog meat. 】

[Zhigang: I was so scared that I didn’t dare to call out. (tears)]

【Too cruel! Remember to put more spicy, I love it. 】

[The star anise, cinnamon, ginger, and garlic are all ready, when will the fire be lit? I bring my own bowl and chopsticks. 】

[(covering mouth and crying) The puppy is so cute, how can you bear to eat it? I want to save it, but my financial situation is limited, so can you give me a dog leg first?

A little bit of that. 】

After the family of three got up.

Jiang Mingyan called the band and the dance team - it's really nothing important, the main thing is to let them have a good rest today.

Although tomorrow has to perform.

But Jiang Mingyan felt that the more he reached this stage, the more he had to rest.

It is easy to make mistakes when the nerves are stretched for a long time. He does not want to have any stage accidents when he is on stage for the first time.

After breakfast.

Jiang Mingyan took Jiang Xiaomi and Zhigang to a pet hospital.

They have to check the puppy to see if there is any disease, and by the way, give it a rabies vaccine, buy some dog food and so on.

Can wait until they get home.

Only then did I discover a serious problem—Zhi Gang doesn’t seem to eat dog food.

This made the family of three fall into deep thought.

"Is it possible that it doesn't like this taste?" Jiang Mingyan suggested: "Or, let's add some chili to stir-fry? Maybe it likes spicy food."

"???"

Chen Xiaoran looked at Jiang Mingyan with the eyes of a silly roe deer: "You must be sick! You have seen that dog likes spicy food!"

The voice just fell.

She was stunned, and then subconsciously looked at Jiang Xiaomi.

"!!!" Jiang Xiaomi was furious: "Look at what I do! Look at what I do!!! Are there any parents like you!!!"

subsequently.

Jiang Mingyan thought of another way: "That's no good, add some chopped green onion, the dog's nose is good, and it smells good, so I ate it. I didn't eat when I was young, so I did it, and she ate it."

Chen Xiaoran:...

Jiang Xiaomi: "..."

【(Cover face) Is it possible that this dog 050 is too small, so it needs to be mixed with milk and dog food?】

[Zhigang: I thought I found a good family, but I never expected that this would change the law and kill me. 】

【Zhigang: Chopped green onion!? It means to marinate me in advance to get the fragrance, right? (tears)】

At last!

It was only after calling Lao Jiang to inquire about it that he paid attention.

over the phone.

Lao Jiang said: "I saw the photo, it's still a little dirt dog, now the dog is too small to eat big grains, you have to buy some milk or something, feed it for a few days, wait until it grows up I can eat it."

Because it is open loudspeaker.

So Chen Xiaoran and Jiang Xiaomi also heard it.

The little girl said in surprise: "Grandpa, you are so amazing, have you ever raised a puppy before?"

"That's not true," Lao Jiang said with a smile: "But I raised your father, and he couldn't eat rice when he was so young."

Jiang Ming said: "???"

Chen Xiaoran: "Hahahahaha"

Jiang Xiaomi: "Hahahahaha..."

Although Jiang Mingyan asked everyone to rest the day before the performance.

But in fact.

Lao Jiang and Chen Dalei won't take a break - unlike others, Lao Jiang now has a serious 'job' "he has to sell pancakes.

As for Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei, they had already set up the martial arts store a few days ago.

And I heard that a group of students have been recruited.

Anyway, being idle is boring, so Jiang Mingyan simply went to see Lao Jiang to see how he was doing.

And Chen Xiaoran took Jiang Xiaomi to find Chen Dalei, and the three of them would meet up at the martial arts hall later.

the street.

Lao Jiang and his wife are very busy.

Maybe it's because Jiang Mingyan has a lot of fans, but it's also possible that their pancakes are really delicious, so many people come to buy pancakes every day.

"Dad, Mom, your business is very good."

Jiang Mingyan would also do this. When he was a child, he followed Lao Jiang out of the stall, so he immediately ran forward and started to help: "If there is anything else you need to do, tell me, and I will help you."

"No need," Jiang's mother looked at her son and said with a smile, "you can't do anything except eat, just stand aside."

At this time.

A guest saw Jiang Mingyan and immediately exclaimed: "Ah!! Jiang Mingyan!! Jiang Mingyan!!!"

"Where is where!"

The other guests just stared wide-eyed: "Damn it, it's really Jiang Mingyan, can you take a photo with us..."

Passion for fans. (cgaa)

Jiang Mingyan would not refuse in most cases. After all, he was born to be a lively person, and he didn't know how to put on airs. He immediately stood up and smiled to take a group photo with other people.

Lao Jiang on the side saw this.

He was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear, and said in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, we gave birth to a good son."

"Indeed, I gave birth."

"??? What you say is as if I wasn't born."

"Can you survive?"

"But you can't live without me."

At this time.

A few young men in suits walked up to the booth and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiang, we ordered 50 pancakes and fruits for lunch.

"Good, good, good."

Jiang Mingyan was startled when he heard this: "Fuck, 50!? Are you finished eating?"

But soon.

He found something was wrong.

Because the work badges on those young men in suits are actually... the restaurant opposite!???

Jiang Mingyan looked at Lao Jiang in bewilderment: "What's the matter?"

After a few people leave.

Lao Jiang then said proudly: "Son, do you remember why I told you no, I will be able to beat the price on the opposite side sooner or later."

"There are a lot of people who come to this place to eat, and they like to eat my pancakes. After this store doesn't have it, they can't make it, so they can only buy it from me. Basically, it costs five, six, seven or eighty per day. Woolen cloth."

heard the words.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "It's amazing... You just relied on a pancake fruit to force the imposing Michelin three-star restaurant down to the civilian level.

Lao Jiang curled his lips in disdain: "What common people are not common people? In my opinion, as long as you can eat enough, it doesn't matter whether he eats delicacies from mountains and seas or abalone and lobster. Isn't what he pulls out shit? If you have the ability, let him He pulled it out and swallowed it to try!?"

Jiang Mingyan was choked by his words, blinked his eyes for a while and said: "Dad, although I admit that what you said is very reasonable, but we are in the diet anyway, can you stop talking like that next time? That sounds disgusting."

【(tears) I'm eating!】

【Well said!!! Don't say it again next time, I can't eat anymore!】

[I looked at the steamed buns in the bowl and couldn't help but fell into deep thought. 】

[After what he said, I immediately felt that Bier Gates and I were on the same level. 】

Been busy at the stall for a while.

Jiang Mingyan walked around - he thought about setting up a storefront for Lao Jiang, so that he wouldn't have to push a cart back and forth every day, which would be much more convenient.

But last.

Except for a family whose upper and lower floors add up to more than 1,000 square meters, which is being transferred, he really hasn't found a suitable one.

But even so.

He still stayed in front of the small two-story store for a long time.

"Selling pancakes for 1,000 square meters... Emmmm... This idea is really unreliable!"

Although it feels unreliable.

But I still wrote down the landlord's phone number. I don't know what it's useful for, so let's expand the number of phone lists.

After doing all this.

Jiang Mingyan asked, "Dad, I'm going to find Xiaoran, do you want to go together?"

"I'm not going, I'm busy, I'm leaving and your mother can't do it alone," Lao Jiang suddenly thought of something. It's time to open, and we have to make a red envelope when we turn back."

"become"

Jiang Mingyan nodded, then turned around and stopped a taxi, and drove towards the martial arts hall.

【Thunder Martial Arts Hall】

This is the name of Chen Dalei's former martial arts school, and it is now being used again.

In the martial arts hall.

The ground is paved with injury-resistant soft foam, and at this moment, twenty or thirty students are already starting basic training under the guidance of Chen Dalei.

"First of all! Keep your legs straight. This is for you to train your waist. The so-called unity of waist and horse, the most important thing is the waist. Not only must it have strength, but it also needs to have toughness and flexibility!"

aside.

Chen Xiaoran and Jiang Xiaomi watched this scene.

"Mom, grandpa looks so strict."

"Well," Chen Xiaoran nodded, and said in a low voice: "Your grandfather is only strict when teaching martial arts, and he is very talkative at other times."

At this time.

Chen Erlei came over with a plate of fruit.

"Xiaomi, eat fruit."

"Thank you, Second Master."

"You are being polite to your mother with your second master!"

Chen Xiaoran: "???"

"..." Chen Erlei blinked: "Well, I think young people say that."

The voice just fell.

Chen Dalei's voice came over: "Second brother! What are you doing? I'm the only co-author teaching, right? You don't work, do you?"

heard the words.

Chen Erlei retorted back then: "What are you barking like a dog!"

Chen Xiaoran: "Is this also learned from young people?"

"Yeah," Chen Erlei grinned: "Xiao Jiang said, we need to learn more from young people, especially those very trendy ways of speaking, which are so attractive.

Say it.

He quickly ran towards Chen Dalei, yelling as he ran, "You can bark again and try!"

sit in the car.

Jiang Mingyan was also quite boring—maybe it was because he was thinking about going to the martial arts gym, but it might also be because he was really bored.

He simply opened the system panel.

After a few days of accumulation, he saved

More than one million popularity.

"Start, draw!!!"

【You got Lv1 Wing Chun...】

【You got Lv1 voice actor...】

【Your voice actor from Lv1 is upgraded to v2...】

[You have obtained the item: aura like a rainbow (use it, and your aura will be unstoppable in the next minute)]

"Eh!?"

Jiang Mingyan's eyes lit up: "This is a good thing, it can be used when rapping!"

Just as he was about to continue the lottery draw.

The taxi stopped.

"It's here so soon," Jiang Mingyan regretted.

The prize hasn't been drawn yet.

After paying the payment, when I looked up, I saw the new signboard of the martial arts gym 【Lei Ming Martial Arts Hall】

But when he just walked into the martial arts hall.

Just dumbfounded...

It's bustling and bustling inside!

"Come on! Chef, come on!!!"

"Second Master, come on!"

Follow the reputation.

A group of people wearing martial arts costumes formed a circle, and Chen Tianfu and Chen Er were making friends among them.

"What's the situation?" Jiang Mingyan walked up to Chen Xiaoran and asked, "Why are they fighting?"

Chen Xiaoran covered his face helplessly: "You can ask your daughter."

"Xiaomi? What's the situation?"

"Well... the eldest grandpa called the second grandpa over, and then the second grandpa said what are you barking for, and then the eldest grandpa got angry, and then the second grandpa said, if you have the ability, you can bark again

You try it, and then they won't accept each other, and they will have to compete. "

Jiang Ming said, "Second Uncle is so trendy!?"

Chen Xiaoran rolled his eyes: "You teach well."

"What does this have to do with me? I just let him learn the way young people speak, but I didn't let him learn how to speak."

Jiang Mingyan shrugged his shoulders: "Second Uncle learned this by himself, I have nothing to do with it!"

Say it.

He walked forward excitedly.

This moment.

Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei should really show their skills.

The two people come and go, and no one will obey the other. The contest between traditional martial arts and modern boxing is vividly displayed between the moves of the two.

And the students around have never seen this scene before.

All of a sudden, they were cheering and applauding.

Jiang Mingyan was also very excited to see it, and kept yelling: "Second uncle, attack him in the bottom lane, attack him in the bottom lane, the biggest advantage of boxing is the upper body, and his weakness in the bottom lane!"

Chen Dalei glared at him at the time: "I am your father-in-law! Are you going to help him or not!?"

"Ah, here," Jiang Mingyan blinked, and immediately changed his words: "My father-in-law, attack and attack again, attack his top lane as fast as possible, and let him be too tired to defend and have no time to attack!"

Chen Erlei was furious: "Brother, you know! You can fight me if you want!"

Jiang Mingyan was shocked: "Damn it, you've learned a lot...

The voice just fell.

Many people around looked at Jiang Mingyan at that time.

"Wow! Jiang Mingyan!!!"

"Really, hahaha, I came to the martial arts gym just for him, Jiang Mingyan, go up and show off!"

"That's right, let's go."

"Second Master asked you to go up and fight him, hurry up..."

For these old-fashioned practitioners like Chen Dalei and Chen Erlei, once they start fighting, regardless of their age, the blood in their bones is still boiling.

Especially Chen Erlei.

After all, he is a few years younger than Chen Dalei, so his physical strength will naturally be slightly better.

Seeing Jiang Mingyan yelling all the time, he immediately pointed at Jiang Mingyan and hooked his hand: "Xiao Jiang, you, come here and practice with second uncle.

Jiang Mingyan: "Second Uncle, you've passed this one, you can't even win old man, you still want to fight with me?"

Chen Dalei: "What do you mean!?"

Chen Erlei: "What do you mean!?"

see.

Jiang Mingyan thought that something was wrong, so he turned around and was about to leave.

Unexpectedly.

The group of students who watched the excitement were excited, and immediately surrounded him tightly, and were still booing: "Hahaha!! Brother Jiang, don't be afraid, go! One hit two!"

"Brother Jiang, whether you want to be a hero for a minute or a bear for a lifetime, it depends on this one time."

Jiang Mingyan was helpless.

He cast a look of help to Chen Xiaoran.

But Chen Xiaoran blinked, and then shouted loudly: "Come on, husband!"

Seeing this, Jiang Xiaomi immediately screamed, "Come on, Dad!"

Jiang Mingyan was filled with grief and indignation: "You two just want to see me get beaten up, don't you!?"

At this time.

Chen Dalei had already walked to Jiang Mingyan's left.

And Chen Erlei stood on his right.

Jiang Mingyan knew that he might not be able to escape today, so he could only bite the bullet and put on a posture, then took a deep breath and said, "Wing Chun, Jiang Mingyan!".