This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

Jiang Mingyan immediately felt that Jiang Xiaomi's brain seemed to be seriously ill, but considering that the seriously ill brain was his own, he could only use an attitude of 'ignoring' to block the little girl's dream.

live forever.

Is this really a dream that humans should have!?

Leave the happy community.

The father and daughter just wandered aimlessly in the streets and alleys of Linhai City. After all, the little money he had on him really couldn't support the father and daughter to find some high-end place to have fun - in the end it was really tiring Yes, Jiang Mingyan took Jiang Xiaomi to the park.

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Watch the uncle play chess, watch the aunt sing.

In fact.

City parks are indeed very lively places. Although the people gathered here are grandpas and aunts, it is undeniable that these elderly people are indeed more likely to be satisfied than young people. Have fun all day.

Jiang Mingyan and Jiang Xiaomi just sat in the small pavilion in the park watching the people coming and going, while Grid was thinking about a little secret.

At this time.

There was a sound of arguing beside him.

Jiang Mingyan looked back.

It was a young couple who were arguing, which immediately attracted the attention of the bored father Ann.

One big and one small dragged their cheeks and watched curiously as the two of them began to eat melons.

The boy looked quite young, in his twenties, and the girl was in her early twenties. As for the reason for their quarrel, Jiang Mingyan didn't know, but the girl seemed quite angry.

She is walking ahead.

The boy followed behind, trying to hold her back while chasing her footsteps: "Listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation.

"There's nothing to explain, don't touch me!!!"

The girl was obviously very angry, she shook the boy's hand vigorously, then walked into the small pavilion, and sat down on the side.

The boy seemed to have a headache, he sighed and said: "Baby, I'm sorry, I did something wrong, but it's really not what you imagined, she likes me, but I really don't She, as for why I met her, I just hope to make it clear to her that I don't have any thoughts about her, and I hope she won't come to me again in the future, that's all."

"I don't want to hear anything from you right now"

talking.

The girl stood up directly, and then rushed to the side alone, no matter what the boy said, she ignored it.

The boy sat down helplessly.

Looking at 26's back of the girl, his face was full of distress.

"Hey, buddy, let me tell you, you'd better not explain anything now, this girl won't listen to you when she's angry."

Jiang Mingyan joked: "As someone who has been here, I will teach you two tricks, do you want to listen?"

When the boy heard this, he immediately stood up: "Brother, tell me, what should I do now, I have never been in a relationship before, and it was the first time I had an argument with my girlfriend, I don't know what to do now That's it."

"very simple,"

Jiang Mingyan sat up straight, and said solemnly: "As the saying goes, you don't hit people with smiling faces when you stretch out your hands. I listen to you two. This is just a small misunderstanding, and it's no big deal. In this way, don't explain so much, go directly to hug your daughter friend.

"When it's over, your girlfriend will definitely push you away, but you must not let go, just smile at him, and you'll be fine in a while."

heard the words.

The boy couldn't believe it: "Really? It's that simple."

"Falling in love, how difficult do you think it can be?" Jiang Mingyan waved his hand: "Listen to me, you're right."

The boy hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "Success."

Say it.

He ran directly in front of the girl, and according to what Jiang Mingyan said, he opened his arms and hugged her—and the next scene was indeed the same as what Jiang Mingyan said, the girl wanted to push him away but couldn't.

And the boy also followed what Jiang Mingyan said, no matter what the girl said or scolded, he didn't reply back, but just grinned at the girl.

The photographer on the side was amazed: "Brother, you are quite talented."

"That's right, I'm at the textbook level when it comes to falling in love," Jiang Mingyan said with a smile: "If you fall in love in the future, you can always ask me if you don't understand.

"If you want it," the photographer habitually took out his phone and opened the notepad, "When arguing, try to explain as little as possible, just smile at your girlfriend, because reaching out and not smiling-

Jiang Mingyan stretched out his neck to look curiously: "Yo, you still wrote it down."

"My brain is stupid, I can't remember it if I don't write it down," the photographer scratched his head embarrassedly, "I haven't been in a relationship before, it's not a bad thing to spend more years in school."

"It's true," Jiang Mingyan nodded, "You should follow me to learn these things from now on.

【take note of it. (funny)】

【Let me try. 】

[I will try it next time. 】

[I'll go, this will solve it? Brother Jiang Niu. 】

【Ah, I have to explain for a long time every time. Is it as simple as co-authoring?】

Just when Jiang Mingyan was going to continue to teach some tricks.

Sudden!

--08!!!

A crisp voice came.

The girl actually raised her hand and slapped the boy directly, and then cursed angrily: "You still have a b-faced smile!? I'm talking to you!"

The boy was dumbfounded at the time!

Jiang Mingyan: "..."

Jiang Xiaomi: ""

Photographer: ""

The three of them looked at each other, and Jiang Mingyan immediately jumped up, picked up Jiang Xiaomi, turned around and ran away, and the photographer quickly followed, and the three of them escaped from this place of right and wrong as quickly as possible.

【Hahahaha!! Fuck you, you can’t learn this trick!】

【(Cover face) It's true, I didn't expect...】

【Boy:??? You agreed to laugh? Why did you give me a slap in the face!? (tears)】

[Pfft chi ha ha ha ha, the face is slapped too loudly. 】

[(Funny) It's okay if you haven't learned a bit, hahahaha. 】

[Laughing out of breath...]

[I laughed to death, I was caught off guard by this big fight, hahahaha...my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. 】

[(covers face) Brother Jiang, run faster, someone might come to beat you up in a while. 】

Wait until safe.

The photographer gave Jiang Mingyan a complicated look, and silently deleted the notepad.

Jiang Mingyan pondered for a while and said, "Let me tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with my method, but as for why this happened, it is most likely because he didn't learn well."

The photographer looked at him very suspiciously.

At this time.

A slender girl with a protruding figure walked past the two of them, and immediately attracted the eyes of the two elders.

The key is.

The girl seemed to have noticed that they were looking at her, and just took two steps away, and glanced at the two of them without looking back.

Jiang Mingyan immediately straightened his chest.

And Jiang Xiaomi also noticed this, and immediately yelled: "Dad, you..."

"What are you yelling, girl, what are you yelling for?" Jiang Mingyan immediately pushed Jiang Xiaomi away: "Don't make trouble, don't yell..."

The woman turned around again.

The photographer whispered in Jiang Mingyan's ear, "Brother, I think she seems to be looking at me."

"You think too much, don't you have any idea what you look like?" Jiang Mingyan gave him a blank look, then licked his lips and took out twenty yuan from his pocket: "Damn, I'm thirsty after running a long way." , Go buy some bottles of water to drink."

"But she seems to be really watching..."

"Impossible! Think about it for yourself. Do you deserve this girl's body and looks? I didn't hit you, buddy. You can't take this girl. I guess it would be difficult for you to raise her with this little salary. You Don't think about it, you have to be self-aware, it's impossible for her to fall in love with you."

heard the words.

The photographer seemed very unconvinced: "Why am I not worthy, but she still doesn't like me? I still don't like her! It's really..."

then.

He hummed a few times before carrying the camera to buy water.

But when he just left a few steps.

The girl stopped suddenly, then looked back a few times, as if she was relying on something, and within a few seconds she walked towards Jiang Mingyan just like that.

This moment.

The audience in the live broadcast room also noticed this scene, and immediately started booing!

[Fuck! Why did you walk towards Brother Jiang!?]

【No way!】

[(Covering mouth and crying) Damn it! Does being handsome deserve this kind of treatment? 】

[What are they talking about, the distance is too far and I can't hear you. 】

[Let's talk about the price. 】

【Big points deducted from upstairs!】

At this time.

The photographer also saw this scene, and his mind was full of question marks. After buying water in a hurry, he ran towards Jiang Mingyan.

But just halfway through.

Then he found that the girl glanced at him, her expression seemed a little disappointed, she shook her head and left.

The photographer immediately quickened his pace, panting Nan came to Jiang Mingyan's side and asked, "Lei...what did I tell you just now?"

"Nothing," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand, "I just asked about your prestige."

heard the words.

The photographer was shocked: "What!? She wants my prestige! Fuck, I just said she was looking at me just now!"

Say it.

The photographer turned on the phone excitedly, and searched for a long time: "Brother, what else did she say besides wanting my prestige, I see you two chatted for a while... Hey, why didn't you add a new friend in the system message, shouldn't it be It must be stuck."

Jiang Mingyan blinked: "Nonsense, I didn't give her prestige, how could there be news of adding friends.

"???"

The photographer was stunned: "Why didn't you give it?"

"Didn't you just say that you don't like her, then you don't like her, why should I give it to you.

Photographer: "???"

【噗嗤hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Lack of nima great virtue! Hahahaha. 】

【Photographer: You are a person!? (tears)】

【Photographer: My Tm mentality is bursting!】

[Pfftch...hahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots, the pandas on the mountain are all starving to death. 】

[Good guy, this is something I never expected. 】

[(covering face) You can't hide the eyes of a person who wants to kill himself. 】

The photographer was lost in thought.

He looked at Jiang Mingyan suspiciously, and after a long time took a deep breath and said: "Brother, can you be a human being? I grew up so big, and it was the first time a woman took the initiative to fall in love with me. This is a good luck." I was amputated by you just now, won't your conscience really hurt?"

Jiang Mingyan blinked: "What do you mean, you also fell in love with her? Then you said it earlier, you just said that you didn't like me, so you made the best shot for you."

"!!!Did I mean that..."

The photographer gritted his teeth angrily: "Brother!! My lifelong happiness just slipped away from your hands!!!"

Jiang Mingyan put it on

Waving his hand: "Calm down, calm down, it's just a small problem, the big deal is that you turn around and tell me who you fancy, and I'll help you chase it over.

"Come after me!? Brother, what you said is too simple, you really can catch up with a girl if you say chase."

"You don't understand girls at first glance," Jiang Mingyan patted him on the shoulder seriously and said, "Let me tell you, chasing girls can't be done just by having a sincere heart, so

It is said that true love cannot be retained since ancient times, only routines can win people's hearts. To chase girls, you must pay attention to methods, methods and skills. "

Maybe it's because he feels sorry for the photographer, but it's also possible that he's just pretending to be a bit superior, Jiang Mingyan patted his chest and bagged his ticket and said, "Well, who do you fancy?

Tell me, I will teach you how to do it. "

Photographer: "How to teach? The girl is angry and doesn't explain, just look at her and smile?"

Jiang Mingyan: "...Why do you keep mentioning this? I've already said that it was a mistake. Otherwise, you can just look for it. Tell me which one do you like in this street, and I'll tell you immediately.

The horse uses actions to help you chase, how about it? "

"Really?" The photographer naturally didn't believe it, so he pointed to a girl at random: "Here, that's the one.

Follow his fingers to look.

Jiang Mingyan saw a little girl in a pink dress. The little girl seemed to be in her early twenties.

What is the wife talking about.

Don't say it.

The little girl had a pretty smile.

"Are you sure you want to chase this?"

"I am sure!"

Jiang Mingyan pondered for a moment: "810 buddies, listen to my advice and change to another one."

"No, I'm going to chase this."

"Are you serious?"

"I am serious!"

"Then... that's fine," Jiang Mingyan sighed deeply: "I really don't know what's wrong with your eyesight, the taste is so fucking strong."

Say it.

Jiang Mingyan shook his head, then walked towards the little girl: "You wait for me here, I'll ask for the phone number.

The photographer looked at Jiang Mingyan in astonishment, then looked down at Jiang Xiaomi and asked, "Your dad...has really gone."

Jiang Xiaomi: "Or else."

The two of them just stood in the distance and stared at Jiang Mingyan intently.

I saw Jiang Mingyan walking directly in front of the little girl, then squatted down and began to pick eggs, then he turned his head and chatted with the little girl, and finally talked to the old egg seller

The wife talked a few words, and finally she actually took out her mobile phone!

certainly.

He also bought two eggs by the way.

Seeing Jiang Mingyan walking up to him with a proud expression on his face, the photographer asked excitedly, "Brother, are you coming!?"

"Is there anything I can't handle?" Jiang Mingyan raised the corners of his mouth, took out his phone and clicked it a few times: "I sent you a call, try calling?"

at this time.

The little girl in red has finished buying eggs and left.

The photographer was so excited: "Thank you brother, but what should I say on the phone.

"It's up to you, you can say whatever you want."

Think about it.

The photographer said: "Brother, how about this, I will turn on the amplifier, and you will teach me how to do it when it's over."

"no problem."

in this way.

Only then did the photographer pluck up his courage and dialed the phone number Jiang Mingyan gave him. The next second the call was connected, and then a substandard Mandarin came from the other end: "Ah hello

stand

Impressively.

The photographer was stunned. He blinked at Jiang Mingyan and said, "Brother, this voice...why does it sound a bit old?"

"???"

Jiang Mingyan looked at him with the eyes of a silly roe deer: "You are sick, you are in your sixties, if it is not this sound, what else can it be.

Photographer: "???"

Jiang Xiaomi: "???"

The photographer suddenly came to his senses, and then looked towards the old lady selling eggs—the old lady had her mobile phone in her hand and ear, and was yelling at the top of her voice.

Then there was movement from the loudspeaker in his hand.

´Hey! Who, talk, why don't you talk on the phone

The photographer couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"I've already asked for you," Jiang Mingyan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Her old man died many years ago, and now there is only one son in the family, and he is still in his thirties.

Marriage, eh, I remember you are only in your twenties, I don’t even know if you two are going to be together in the future, should her son call you father or brother, tsk tsk tsk...you have enough vision buddy

Unique, why didn't I think you have such a strong taste before. "

Photographer: "???"

Everyone burst into laughter in the live broadcast room!.