This Group of Players Are All Slimes
Vol 2 Chapter 13: Priest of the Earth God
As soon as he saw Gaia, Lu Fan felt the mark of the **** of the earth on his body.
And there is a sacred breath on the other party, which allows her to exempt her from the harsh environment of **** and allow her to walk freely in hell.
Although I don’t know why a god’s messenger came here, Lu Fan felt that the other party’s intention was not easy.
"Partner, relax, the other party is safe." Golding on Lu Fan's waist said relaxedly.
"A messenger of the gods came to hell. You told me it was safe?"
"Not every **** is hostile to the devil, and the **** of the earth is also a rare **** willing to accept the devil, even though he is often scolded as two or five. And the priest who believes in the **** of the earth, how can I say it? It's a bit silly and sweet."
"Eri's kind?"
"It's too much, I'll show it to you. Ahem, Miss Gaia."
"what's up?"
Gaia turned his head, completely unaware of Lu Fan's murderous intent just now.
She stared at the talking Golding curiously, and her slightly sparse eyebrows showed her doubts at this time.
"Ahem, actually, when I first saw you, I wanted to say..."
"What do you want to say?"
"I am your father."
Lu Fan almost broke Golding off.
"It hurts, it hurts, partner, be gentle! Don't be so rough, can't you be gentle! I am very delicate."
"I still want to ask you! The first time I meet, I take advantage of people. What are you thinking about?"
"Cut, I am a magic sword with a history of tens of thousands of years, she is taking advantage of me in terms of seniority!"
"What you said is very reasonable, but it does not prevent me from going back to get your blood bath."
When Lu Fan and Golding quarreled quietly, Gaia raised his eyebrows high in front of him, showing a very surprised expression.
"No, no? Dad, why have you become the way you are now?"
"It's a long story, but there are quite a few stories in the middle."
"But, aren't you still alive in the human world?"
"It's a long story, there are really many stories in the middle. Just believe that I am your father."
"Well, I believe you." Gaia nodded seriously.
I believed Golding's Gaia in less than half a minute, and Lu Fan was sure.
The other party is really silly and sweet.
This kind of lie that a three-year-old child can't fool, the other party actually believed it to be true, which made Lu Fan very curious about how the other party grew up.
Is IQ and body really inversely proportional?
But Eri is not...
waved his hand, he interrupted Golding, who wanted to continue making up the lie: "Don't believe him, he is lying to you."
"But, he is my father, he won't lie to me." Gaia said solemnly.
"You throw out the notion that he is your father first, otherwise there will be no more chatting."
After spending half a day convinced Gaia that Golding is really not her father, Lu Fan can finally chat with each other peacefully.
And through Golding's display, Lu Fan believes that the other party should not be malicious.
Such a stupid silly Baitian, it is a miracle to live to this day, she can't think of something like conspiracy.
Let Gaia finish his story in one minute. Lu Fan looked at Gaia drinking tea elegantly: "In other words, you were sent to **** by the **** of the earth, and the purpose is to be with the **** of the earth in hell. The sects get in touch and fight against the devil together?"
"Yes. The gods have already known the news of the birth of the devil, but they don't know why, they can't sense the position of the devil. It seems that there is something covering this information."
Lu Fan was not surprised by this result.
Whether they are gods or demons, their perception of things is different from that of normal creatures.
They will distinguish each other by perceiving the information on each other, and everything in the world will be parsed into the most basic information in front of them, without any secrets at all.
Since the Demon God cannot recognize the message of "Devil King" from his body, it is impossible for the Gods.
In other words, I am still very safe now.
Well, yes, I will catch a fish to reward myself when I go back.
After feeling relieved, he asked another question: "Why are you trying to counter the devil?"
"All things will eventually return to the earth, and the war between the devil and the brave is only a momentary wave. And for this wave, you have to pay an extremely heavy price. So, why can't we put down each other's hatred in the first place and farm together? Farming? What a happy thing it is."
Lu Fan glanced outside.
There, the slimes were fighting desperately with groups of toothed apples, with happy smiles on their faces.
This statement seems to be a little bit convincing.
"Okay, then the next question. Why are you sent to **** to perform such a dangerous mission?"
"Because I am the smartest, most reliable, and least likely to be deceived in our sect!" Gaia straightened his chest proudly.
Lu Fan looked at each other dumbfounded, and then whispered to Golding: "It's really a miracle that this sect can live to this day."
"I think so."
asked a few more questions, and Lu Fan got a lot of information from the other party.
The apple wave outside has been repelled, and the strong aroma of apple comes in.
The players began to collect the corpses of apples on the ground. Tomorrow’s breakfast should be apple pie, and there should be cider to drink in a few days.
Seeing that it was almost time, Lu Fan got up and said, "Well, since you are not malicious, then you are welcome to visit my dungeon."
"Thank you. That..." Gaia squeezed for a while, then blushed and asked, "Master Lu, I have a special request. May I ask, can you let me build an altar here and let me stay temporarily? For a while? I can walk in **** because I have the blessing of the earth god, but this blessing must be charged by plants. Most of the plants in other parts of **** have been corrupted, but the plants here are still healthy. and so……"
Lu Fan thought for a while and felt that the deal was not a loss.
The other party is a priest of the God of the Earth, and from time to time he can get news of the God of the Earth through the other party, which is very helpful for him to understand the dynamics of the gods.
Therefore, he nodded: "Yes, you have been hired by me during this period. We need to sign an agreement."
"I have prepared an agreement long ago. This is a general agreement between the lord of the human world and the sect of the earth gods. Please have a look."
took the agreement handed over by the other party, and Lu Fan took a deep breath.
nice!
What a capitalist, what a slave owner, what an inhuman agreement ~ www.ltnovel.com~ Seeing this agreement, Lu Fan finally understands why he has always been considered a generous, kind, and benevolent **** lord.
007 has become a blessing!
Compared with this agreement, what I do to the player is nothing.
Seeing Lu Fan’s face gradually pale, Gaia whispered: "I know I may be a little too greedy. If you are not satisfied, I can reduce my benefits."
can it be reduced?
Lu Fan felt that after signing this agreement, the other party was burned to ashes, and the other parts were taken away.
I didn't expect the lord of the human world to be able to squeeze oil from the ashes!
With a long sigh, he tore up the agreement: "Forget it, my conscience does not allow me to sign this agreement. Let's change the agreement."
Gaia cried when he saw the agreement drafted by Lu Fan.
With a bed, I can have enough rice and I can move freely!
What a generous, kind, and benevolent **** lord.
wiped away the tears from the corner of his eyes, Gaia stopped suddenly.
She put her hand on the side of her ear, she seemed to hear something, and she kept nodding her head.
A few minutes later, she respectfully said: "Praise the **** of the earth, I know."
"Is the **** of the earth communicating with you? I thought that only the Karmapa had the authority to communicate with the gods."
"That is the human world, but there is no such restriction in hell, which is why some gods will develop sects in hell. Of course, they will not admit it themselves."
"Strange setting, what did he say to you?"
Gaia hesitated, then leaned to Lu Fan’s ear and whispered: "Because of your kindness, I decided to tell you secretly."
"The devil has been found."
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