This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Please read the following information and answer the questions correctly."

"Master Demon King said: Golding, what are you doing! I was almost killed just now, do you know! A dozen demonized orcs were present and you suddenly left and said you want to play chess! Do you have me as a master in your heart! I pretend to be dead!"

"Question 1: What is your mood at this moment?"

"Answer: Lord Demon Lord feels grateful at this time. In order to give Lord Demon Lord a qualified trial, Golding left specially, as great as a lion fader."

"Question 2: What is the relationship between Lord Devil and Golding?"

"Answer: They are a comrade-in-arms relationship who can give each other their backs. It is out of trust in each other that Golding can leave with confidence to play chess."

"Question 3: Please write an 800-word essay describing the greatness of Lord Demon King's weapon in detail."

"Answer: Omitted."

After turning over a dozen pages, Lu Fan found that the entire scripture contained this kind of content.

What scripture!

Isn't it more appropriate to call it "Three-year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulated Chinese Paper"!

After flipping through the entire book, Lu Fan found the author directly and saw a familiar name in the author list:

Golding.

He closed the book with a "pop", and Lu Fan squinted at Golding.

The other party played a small song.

Picking up Golding and hiding aside, he sneered and said, "Yes, Mr. Ge, I'm still a writer. When will the book be published, how much is the manuscript fee, and have you paid taxes?"

"It's all Jianghu brothers expressing love, adding a name, it's nothing." Golding said nervously.

"Why didn't you talk about it?"

"It's all the mistakes made when I was young, I'm sorry to mention it. Besides, I just babbled a few words at the time. I didn't expect that they actually published the sacred scriptures and started a sect."

Lu Fan flipped through the book and said, "I didn't expect that there was a historical figure beside me."

"You will be history too." Golding mumbled.

"Well, if that's the case, it's easy. As long as you go out and say a few words, don't I immediately have a bunch of coolies in the human world?"

"Um... this thing is a bit complicated, mainly focused on my relationship with that Kristen. Before, I deliberately changed my form in order not to be discovered by her. Partner, please, don’t tell me. It's Golding. I already said hello before I took off my clothes."

Golding begged quietly.

He thought that Lu Fan would speak loudly, but he didn't expect Lu Fan to just sigh regretfully: "That's it, then forget it, I will keep a secret for you."

Golding looked at Lu Fan in surprise: "You are not my partner, who are you? My partner is not as kind as you!"

"What do you think of me! You say you are a partner, so what's wrong with giving you some privacy?"

"Sorry, it's just that your usual unconscionable and ethical manners gave me the right impression."

"Did you bludgeon me just now?"

Golding let out a long sigh, and said sincerely, "Thank you, partner."

"You're welcome, but what was it that made you so taboo against that person?"

"It's okay, it's just that I killed a life with her."

"A life is nothing, you and I have made few lives? Let's not say, have you forgotten the first generation of people?" Lu Fan asked suspiciously.

"...In her stomach."

Lu Fan took a deep breath, never expecting to hear such a hot news here.

Can swords and people have children?

What was born, an authentic swordman?

Lu Fan felt that his three views were collapsing, and his whole body was not good.

Looking at Neil who was still sobbing, and then at Christine who was taking off his clothes and talking, Lu Fan found that the two were similar in some places.

It was just because the half-elves had a long lifespan and the shelf life of their peak appearance was long, which made Lu Fan not think about the two in the direction of the mother and daughter at first.

"Well, Neil is yours..."

"Nine percent of it is."

Lu Fan looked at Neil, then at Golding, and then said with emotion: "Fortunately, it's not like you. You said I told her in the past, sister, your father is in my hands, how do you think she will react? ?"

"I will hack you to death first!"

Lu Fan finally dealt with the news with great difficulty, and the exchange with Christine after taking off his clothes was also over.

Christine walked to Lu Fan and said after saluting: "So, you are Master Lu. We have heard of your reputation, but we didn't expect you to be a loyal subordinate of Lord Demon King."

"Hello, Ms. Christine. I'm a little curious, why do you trust us so quickly?"

Kristen smiled: "I have a restriction that allows me to see through other people's lies. Mr. Undress is a very honest slime, except for a few small lies at the beginning, he doesn't have a lie."

The little madman policewoman on the side poked.

Lu Fan looked curiously and took off his clothes, while the other party whispered in Chinese, "Explain later."

Afterwards, Christine continued: "The Devil Sect aims to serve the Devil. Since you are a subordinate of the Devil, we will also trust and fully assist you. May I ask, do you have any needs?"

"I have a lot of questions now, so just ask them one by one. First of all, I have a companion who suddenly changed his temperament to chase me down, what's the situation?" Lu Fan asked.

"You are talking about the high priests of the God of the Earth. You also know that the priests of the God of the Earth are all dumb and sweet. Because of this reason, this sect was shaky for a while."

"In order to protect his priests, the God of the Earth revised the creed of his sect and made the content of the creed the first and foremost content of each priest. Once the priest himself or the person in contact with the priest violates one of the creeds, then they It will inspire the creed and become a **** warrior."

"In this state, they will instinctively implement the countermeasures in the corresponding creed until the countermeasures are completed. From the current situation, you should have triggered one of the conditions. Can you think of anything? For example, using color squinting His eyes keep looking at each other and so on."

Lu Fan thought about it ~www.ltnovel.com~ and felt like he hadn't done anything.

Every time the other party took the initiative to come over to touch his head, and occasionally post a post after coming to the human world, but he definitely did nothing.

"I'm sure I don't." Lu Fan said affirmatively.

"Really? It is said that Miss Gaia is very beautiful and has a good body. You really don't even think about it?" Kristin asked suspiciously.

"Not at all, all my life and energy are dedicated to the magic stone and those yellow storm books."

Christine looked at Lu Fan intently, and then found that the other party really didn't lie.

I really don't know if he is a man or not.

At this moment, the gate of the auditorium was kicked into the air. Gaia, who was covered in green light, stood in the doorway, looking at Lu Fan with blurred eyes, and said in a charming voice that seemed to seep out: "I found you. Master Lu."