This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Dear players, although we did not hold a National Day event, we thoughtfully prepared a new version update event. Three months later, on the timeline sixty years ago, we will open a large dlc, [crazy Gods]. By then, all the gods will fall into a state of complete madness and begin to attack the players."

"Friendly reminder, this DLC is extremely difficult. Although it shouldn't matter if it fails, it will greatly affect the timeline seventy-five years later, and will have a series of unpredictable effects on future version plans."

"Since this game is still in the closed beta state (I know many players want to complain about this, but I did it, you guys bite me), so in the event of a stuck or excessive difficulty, the company will not be responsible. That's it."

After reading this temporary announcement, most players were speechless.

How can this game company, like Yingjiang, shovel a shovel on the lower limit every time, so as to open up a new path to the lower limit.

But complaining, the players are still excited!

"Three months is enough time for us to develop new gadgets. If we team up, I must drive Gundam!"

"It feels a bit subtle at this time. You may not be able to find something too big, but something smaller should work."

"The current development direction includes magic industry, melee combat, theology, farmer, traps, and traits. There are many directions, but it seems a bit difficult to find the direction that I am good at."

"Why don't you ask the magical European Emperor?"

"...Genius!"

As a result, the emperor of Europe got a new job for no apparent reason.

At the beginning, I just rubbed a few paper **** and asked the Emperor to help them choose. However, when I found that the paper **** could not cover all the development directions and details, the missing hairline specially wrote a small program to let Ouhuang downloaded it into his ghost system.

The function of this small program is very simple. It allows Ouhuang to randomly generate a word ranging from two to ten words, so that Ouhuang can provide the other party with the direction of development.

With this small feature, Ou Huang doesn’t need to fight the lottery anymore. Instead, he looks at the words generated in the small program and tells him: "Your most suitable occupation is professional dog licking."

If the player is dissatisfied, they can also be randomly reset again, but the probability is exactly the same.

After shaking from Ouhuang to different development directions, some people are happy and some are worried.

"Funny detective, can a real thing be considered a profession?" Unqualified detective asked in disbelief. "Is the detective industry like that now? I can't make a difference without any special features?"

"You're pretty good. My best development direction is a blasphemer, what should I do? Find a **** and blaspheme the other person?" The professor asked in disbelief.

"My most suitable development direction is Wolong!" Wolong shouted happily looking at the results.

"I'm Feng Chu!" Feng Chu shouted excitedly.

Although I am a little puzzled about the results, most players have accepted this fact and are ready to follow this reminder for career planning.

After clarifying the most basic development direction, nearly a thousand players gathered outside the new hot spring city, preparing to convene the first all-player congress.

A large number of slimes gathered in an open space that had just been cleaned up, and the colorful spheres were like LED lights under the illumination of the gloomy lantern, filling the open space with a dreamy atmosphere.

But not long after the opening, a conflict broke out between new and old players.

After all, in addition to the previous conflicts in Hammer Town, there have been several small wars sporadically in other places. Some old players have been killed by new players like brown sugar. Now is a good opportunity for revenge.

After smashing more than a dozen dog heads, everyone reluctantly suppressed their anger and began a "friendly" negotiation.

However, although they did not fight directly, the smell of gunpowder between each other is still very strong. Various Versailles masters yin and yang masters to kill masters emerge in an endless stream. A good player conference has become a human strange speech reward, which is still the kind of a series.

"That won't work." During the intermission, the super college fraudster found the editor. "If this continues, civil war may break out."

"I have this feeling too." The editor nodded, "So I am going to contact the hacker to find out everyone's personal information, and then threaten it in reality."

"Brother, don't! What a big deal, as to use your dirty power?"

"Isn't power supposed to be used this way?"

"...Is it okay to be civilized! Moreover, it is better to treat the symptoms but not the root cause of this matter. It is better to defend against the people than to defend against Sichuan."

"Then what do you think should be done?"

"It is best to use a more civilized method to resolve the conflict between them. This method is best to be confrontational and have a strong sense of participation. It is best for everyone to be familiar with it, and it is also suitable for everyone to cultivate themselves in the process. Abilities... what do you think of playing table tennis?"

The editor looks at the other party, and feels that something is wrong with the other party's brain?

"Everyone knows billiards, but are you sure you can do it this way?"

"Try it first. Anyway, there is nothing to lose if you fail. Moreover, you can also use your own special abilities during the game. However, in order to balance the difference in attributes between new and old players, old players must bring a specified number of negative gains. , What do you think of this?"

The editor thought for a while, and felt that if this condition was added, the game seemed to be possible to play.

The two slimes pressed their hips together to discuss for a long time, and finally worked out a preliminary plan before the second conflict was about to break out.

"Rabbits, UU reading www.uukanshu.com don't make a noise!"

Accompanied by a loud shout from the editor, the slime with a weapon in his mouth stopped, his red eyes flashing like a hungry wolf in the dark.

As an editor, Rao was also taken aback by the players' gaze, but calmly said: "In order to give everyone a good chance to resolve the dispute, I am going to engage in a table tennis match with the super college fraudster. Because of this. It’s the first time, so the rules are simple, and everyone volunteers to sign up. The rules of the competition are simple. The contestants will choose the champion by means of a knockout. The champion can have the right to host the next meeting. All players must seriously consider their opinions."

"In order to balance the difference in attributes between new and old players, all old players must add buffs such as slowdown, weakness, lack of magic power, etc., but during the game, all players can use their own abilities."

"Now, I announce that the first table tennis competition will begin! The detailed rules will be announced later."

In this way, the table tennis competition between players began.

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