This Group of Players Are All Slimes

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The next day, the sleeping Demon King was awakened by a loud slamming on the door.

Opening the door, he stared at the slime at the door, and said gloomily: "Before I trample you to death, you can say a last word."

"This is my invention!"

Lu Fan stepped on the opponent to death, then returned to the bed with the opponent's invention, and continued to sleep.

No one can make the demon king get up and work in the morning,

nobody!

But before he warmed up the bed, the second door slamming came.

"My invention!"

"...Oh...Come in. By the way, call the president of the Chamber of Commerce over. I need to let him judge the value of the product."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce who was awakened was not as terribly angry as Lu Fan got up.

Knowing that "Lord Lucifer" was calling him, he pushed away his lover's arm, put on his coat and rushed to Lu Fan's bedroom.

"Great Master Lucifer, thank you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I will sit and sleep for a while, you can see if these things are valuable, if there are, you will vote, if not, let them go."

Hearing that "Lucifer" entrusted such an important task to him, the president of the Chamber of Commerce felt that he was shaking all over.

Such an important task was actually entrusted to me. Could it be that I have already gained the trust of this adult?

With a spirit of twelve minutes, the president of the Chamber of Commerce saw that the floor of the room was full of inventions.

Hundreds of slimes crowded here, staring at the president of the Chamber of Commerce with piercing eyes.

Staring at the tremendous pressure, the president of the Chamber of Commerce picked up a model, and then asked in confusion: "What is this?"

"Universal scalpel, as long as one knife goes down, any disease can be cured."

"But it looks like a guillotine!"

"That's right, I tried it on Feng Young, and the effect is good." Wolong said triumphantly.

"Yes, I will testify." Feng Chi also nodded solemnly, "The effect is really too good. I doubt that we can all win the Nobel Prize."

"Half of the bonus for one person!"

"Great!"

The president of the Chamber of Commerce squinted his eyes and watched the two slimes begin to dance an unexplained dance, feeling that the IQ of the group of slimes was really unfathomable.

However, the sharpness of this guillotine is good, and the shape is very suitable for cutting the head. In some cities, it can be used as a guillotine. It is clean and hygienic and has a deterrent effect.

Although it may not make much, but at least it is still useful.

Putting this model away, the president of the Chamber of Commerce picked up the second model: "What is this again?"

"It's my invention." The master painter jumped up and shouted, "This thing is called a treadmill, with a built-in small motor, and you can choose different speeds. As long as you have this thing, you can also enjoy running in the room and exercise you. Muscles."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce wanted to say, who will buy this thing if you make it!

No matter whether you have money or not, and the world is so big, why not go for a run outside?

Why have to run at home?

But this shelf is fine for drying clothes, and it can be used as a torture in prison, allowing violent criminals to consume their own energy and make them more honest.

Instruments of torture +1.

Putting away the treadmill, he saw something in the shape of a helmet, and then asked, "What about this?"

"My." The professor jumped over, "The memory enhancer can discharge and stimulate the acupuncture points on the head, thereby enhancing memory. I tried it on a few mice...graduate students, and the effect was not bad. The memory improved by 50%. ."

"This is a good thing, some magicians must like this thing. That stinky long magical history tortured people." The president of the Chamber of Commerce nodded in satisfaction.

I finally saw something with the potential to make big money.

He put on this gadget and was ready to experiment. As soon as he turned on the switch, a huge pain struck instantly, making the appearance of his crush when he was a boy alive.

We run together in the sunset, read in the library, drink together and go to the bathroom together.

There seems to be something wrong in the middle.

After his helmet was taken off, the president of the Chamber of Commerce could still feel the intense pain.

"How, the effect is good?" The professor asked expectantly.

"This thing made me see the revolving lantern."

"Yes, this is the principle."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce wanted to beat him up a bit, but he felt that he might not have beaten him.

Well, it should be very effective when interrogating prisoners.

After taking a sip of gin, the president of the Chamber of Commerce suppressed the headache, and picked up a guillotine model.

"Why are there two guillotines?"

"This is the guillotine." The Little Madman Policewoman said solemnly.

"Is it different from the previous one?"

"It's totally different. You see, I tied a bow on it, which will make it cute. And every time the guillotine falls, a joke will be played randomly, so that the prisoner can know something happy before he dies and prolong his life. ."

"I thank you for the prisoner."

The president of the Chamber of Commerce fiddled with various models helplessly, feeling that these things were more weird.

For example, something called a washing machine can hire at least ten laundresses for the price of this thing, but it's not bad to make it bigger and throw people into it.

There is also something called a refrigerator, which really makes people wonder who is lacking in IQ to buy this instead of a storage ring, which has more space.

But it is not bad to be used as a torture instrument to interrogate prisoners.

The thing called the TV is also very outrageous. After putting the magic stone into it, there is only a blurry picture and the sound of piercing fingers across the blackboard. Just watching it for a while makes the Chamber of Commerce president feel uncomfortable.

Needless to say, it is also a good instrument of torture.

After watching a lap, the president of the Chamber of Commerce felt exhausted physically and mentally.

These wonderful inventions can only be used to enrich the prison, and each item alone is enough to make the fierce man cry.

The president of the Chamber of Commerce now realizes that the IQ of this group of slimes is completely negative.

What makes him more satisfied is the things that slimes don’t use their brains to create, UU reading www. uukanshu.com such as a bottle connected with a file.

After putting some peppers in the bottle, you can grind the peppers into powder with a light twist. After adding them to the coffee, you can fully enjoy the deliciousness of pepper coffee.

Pepper is a scarce product no matter where it is. It is a top-quality product for seasoning and coldness. This method can reduce the loss of pepper and let the taste of pepper fully blend into the coffee.

However, the slimes seemed to be unable to understand this elegant drinking method, and their faces were shocked.

After screening hundreds of inventions, the president of the Chamber of Commerce selected more than a dozen other inventions, signed a contract with the corresponding inventors, and left with satisfaction.

It wasn't until the opponent left that the player said helplessly: "Is this the cultural barrier? It's terrible."

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