This Group of Players Are All Slimes

Blank frowned and looked at Lu Fan for a long time before shaking his head: "I can't trust you unless you give me more information."

"Believe it or not. Boil me some hot water, I want to drink some black tea."

"Humph."

Blank hugged his chest and sneered: "It's not that I'm bragging, but I'm pretty good. After all, I can't survive without any strength in a place like this. If you're wise, tell me what you know. , otherwise I will have your good fruit to eat."

Lu Fan looked at Blank with pity, feeling that Blank was not very smart seventy-five years ago.

Picking up a toothpick, Lu Fan waved it, getting used to the weight of the toothpick.

Seeing this scene, the sneer on Blank's face became more and more obvious: "You don't think you can beat me with that toothpick. Poor guy, can't even see his own weight. Forget it, let it be Let me tell you how cruel reality is."

five minutes later.

Blank, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, knelt on the ground and handed a cup of black tea to Lu Fan in front of him in disbelief.

The wound on his face made him twitch from time to time, and under the swollen eyelids were a pair of eyes that could not believe in reality.

I got beat by a ball?

I'm not as good as a ball?

With such a question in mind, Brandt asked incredulously, "Who is your Excellency?"

"Just a slime who knows a little about swordsmanship. Tell me everything you know, and I'll decide whether to hang you or drown you as appropriate."

"I don't want to die."

"Why are you digressing?"

Blank saw that Lu Fan was deliberately embarrassing him, but he had no other way at the moment.

Sitting helplessly across from Lu Fan, Blank said to Lu Fan, "Do you know the God of Perfection?"

Lu Fan drank the lipstick tea, thought for a moment, and then said, "Is it the gods who are obsessed with integrating all their own XP systems to create a perfect XP system?"

"Why is your explanation so strange?"

"Just adding a little bit of my own opinion, don't worry about it, you continue."

Although Lu Fan's explanation is a bit strange, it's easy to say as long as the other party knows.

After reorganizing his thoughts, Blank said, "I am his priest."

"He really has no vision."

"I've had enough! You've been targeting me from the beginning, and I'm going with you..."

Lu Fan waved the toothpick, and a sword beam flew out directly wiping Blank's cheek, leaving a bloodstain on it.

"What are you going to do with me?" Lu Fan asked.

"Do some things that can improve my relationship, do you mind if I give you a massage?"

"Although you are full of shortcomings, I still appreciate the fact that you judge the situation. Come here and explain it to me as you do it."

Although the attributes of this body are not high, the skill level is still there, and the swordsmanship beyond the eighth level is more than enough to completely deal with a guy of Blank's level.

Blank, while dredging Lu Fan's muscles and bones, explained: "As his priest, I am also a very special one among many priests. I shoulder the heavy responsibility of finding an ideal country."

"Utopia?"

"Well, the God of Perfection believes that there is an ultimate perfect world, a world that integrates all the perfect existences in the world, and I am responsible for finding this world. I have been trapped in this small place since I was born, and I cannot leave for the rest of my life."

"Why? A little to the left, that's where it is."

"Here? Okay. I can't leave because He believes perfect things exist in dreams."

Lu Fan can probably understand the logic of the God of Fusion.

Those who can write the most perfect love are often young people without human resources, and the writers who can conceive of great works are often otaku who stay at home.

What you can't get is the most perfect.

Once obtained, then that thing will inevitably be vulgarized, and eventually become a part of life, lose all divinity, just a very ordinary thing.

This is the logic of the God of Perfection, but Lu Fan doesn't quite agree.

While giving Lu Fan a massage, Blank explained, "I'm locked underground, and I can hardly touch everything in the outside world. But other priests will give me books on a regular basis, let me listen to the most beautiful words in the world, and then let me I fantasize about the beauty of those things."

"They made me imagine the sky, the ocean, the wonderful ketone body of a girl, and the taste of candy. My fantasy gave the God of Perfection a lot of inspiration, allowing him to constantly adjust his direction."

"What happened later?" Lu Fan asked.

"Afterwards, he fell. According to the last priest who came here, he madly wanted to come to this world to spread his thoughts, and then he was beheaded by the demon king."

Lu Fan thought about it for a long time, and finally found information about that guy somewhere in his memory.

A weak and small **** who wants to change the whole world beyond his own ability. People who are addicted to vegetables are afraid of that kind of guy.

He does not die who will die.

"After the last priest left, the place I once stayed was taken over by another person. He claimed to be a sacrificer, and after I got the related **** of the perfect god, he threw me into this place. It's an abandoned place where all the failed works are thrown there and left to fend for themselves. Occasionally sacrificers come here to see if there's anything of value."

Blank's story is a bit simple and a bit sad.

Because of some whimsical idea of ​​the gods, his whole life has been delayed here.

But he was also lucky. In front of the crazy gods, his treatment was not bad.

Turning over, Lu Fan asked, "What do you think? Do you want to go out?"

Blank stopped.

He scratched his head in distress: "I don't know, I really want to go out to see those scenery and try the things outside, but I'm a little scared. What if the things outside are not as moving as I imagined? What do you think? "

"Then don't go out, wait here to die."

"...Aren't you persuading me? Isn't there a character in the hero novels I read that encourages the protagonist to go out and accept the whole world?"

"Whether I go or not~www.readwn.com~ is none of my business."

Blank looked at Lu Fan helplessly, feeling that this guy was not at all different from the characters he saw in the novel.

Hesitating and embarrassed, Blank finally whispered, "I want to go out."

"What did you say?"

"I want to go out! Can't you hear me! I tell you, I want to go out!"

"Oh, then you go out."

Blank stared blankly at Lu Fan, and it took a long time to understand that the other party had no intention of assisting him.

"That, Mr. Ping Ping, since you have no intention of taking me out, why do you want me to say such things?"

"You made me a little uncomfortable in the past, so I just want to make you uncomfortable now."

"Knock Nima, I'll knock Nima!"

From the spacious abandoned land, there was a roar of incompetence and fury.