This heavenly master is not serious

The female ghost tilted her head and remained motionless.

Although he couldn't see her face and eyes, Xu Yang knew that the female ghost should be staring at him at this moment!

At this time, chicken feet must not be exposed, so Xu Yang also stared at the female ghost with a sincere face.

Tens of seconds later, the female ghost floated away and landed on the sofa again.

"so close!"

"I almost got discovered!"

Xu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling like he had been evacuated, and he slumped down on the chair.

What's this called?

Ghost peeking at the screen?

Living with ghosts is simply terrifying!

This further strengthened Xu Yang's idea of ​​​​getting rid of the female ghost!

After a while, Xu Yang peeked over again.

Seeing the female ghost staring at the TV, her body trembled for a while, as if she was amused by the bloody plot on TV, so he quietly took out his mobile phone.

Open a few chat groups and pretend to chat and spank in them.

In fact, he had been secretly observing the movements of the female ghost and took the opportunity to check it on the browser.

There are various opinions about "ghost hunting" on the Internet.

Why go to a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits, or go to an eminent monk to do it...

Xu Yang has already tested this. Maybe the Taoist priests and monks he found are fake. Let alone catching ghosts, they can't see them...

"Huh?"

"This method seems very reliable!"

Xu Yang found another post——

The post first introduced what "ghosts" are, calling ghosts "spirits" born under eighteen kinds of disasters such as resentment, obsession, and fear of death. They roam the world and like to feed on yang energy.

And attached is a "ghost catching" method.

"First we need to prepare tools..."

"Peach wood sword, magic talisman..."

"Peach wood is the most yang wood, and the magic tools made of it can exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits."

"Spirit talismans are carriers infused with information about mana, heaven, earth, humans, and gods. They are the words of the gods. They can convey the gods' will, summon gods and impeach ghosts, subjugate demons and suppress demons, cure diseases and eliminate disasters, and even command ghosts and gods?"

"Once you have these two tools, you can bow to the ancestor and recite the curse of the Forbidden Altar!"

"The golden bell rings with the sound of jade, the filth is hidden in the nine places, the demons protect the forest and the sky, the flowers scatter and rain... is it as urgent as a law?"

"This is the mantra for purifying the altar."

"Then there is the divine mantra to purify the heaven and earth. The heaven and earth become natural. The filth is dispersed. The cave is mysterious and luminous. The power of the eight directions makes me natural. The spiritual treasure talisman informs the nine heavens... The evil odor dissipates and the Tao Qi lasts forever!"

"Holding a mahogany sword and chanting divine spells to kill ghosts?"

When he saw this, Yu Yang became excited!

"Peach wood sword?"

"Spell?"

"I have this thing..."

He thought of the "equipment" that his grandfather used when he went to the countryside to perform rituals for people. Now it was placed in the cabinet as a relic.

Subconsciously looking at the sofa from the side, Xu Yang wanted to take out the "equipment" while the female ghost was watching TV...

Just by looking at it, Xu Yang's heart suddenly rose to his throat!

The female ghost is gone!

He turned back suddenly, and the tip of his nose touched a strand of hair.

The female ghost is floating behind Xu Yang...

Xu Yang reacted quickly, turned off the screen of his phone in an instant, and cursed: "Damn, these people on the Internet are so blind... Ghosts are good friends of human beings. They should live in peace and love each other. Why are they fighting and killing?"

The female ghost's black hair was dancing wildly, but she said nothing.

As her black hair floated, Xu Yang saw her facial features for the first time.

It was a beautiful face, with big eyes and cherry red lips. Perhaps because she was a ghost, her skin was particularly pale, and there was a trace of blood in the corners of her eyes. She had an angry look on her face, but...

Kind of cute?

After being stunned for three seconds, Xu Yang shuddered suddenly!

Damn it!

I'm afraid I won't be perverted, right?

You actually think a female ghost is cute?

"Sister Ghost, don't be angry, look at your hair style is messed up!"

Xu Yang knew that the female ghost was angry, so he quickly found a comb and combed down her wild black hair.

Female ghost: "......"

She floated to the mirror, looked left and right, ruffled her hair with her hands, and covered her face again.

But Xu Yang didn't see anything in the mirror.

But what he can be sure of is that the female ghost's anger has dissipated...

At this time.

Xu Yang's cell phone rang.

As soon as he saw the word "Ma Long" on the caller ID, Xu Yang had the urge to hit someone!

What the hell!

If Ma Long hadn't shamelessly asked him to perform rituals, how could these incidents have happened?

Line connected.

Xu Yang said angrily: "What are you doing?"

Ma Long smiled and said: "Old Xu, I'm back to Wucheng... why don't we come out and have a drink?"

Xu Yang: "No!"

Malone: ​​"You're not going? That's a pity. My cousin's best friend also said she wants to get to know you!"

"..."

Xu Yang perked up and said, "Location."

Ma Long: "I'll send it to you on WeChat."

………………

Two minutes later, Xu Yang left the funeral store and got into the BYD "Song" parked in the parking space at the door.

woo woo woo woo……

The female ghost floated over and appeared directly in the passenger seat without opening the door.

Xu Yang took it for granted and quickly arrived at "Lanting Street" in Wucheng according to the location.

When Wucheng's "Lanting Street" was first built, it was intended to be a cultural street. At that time, there were many bookstores, antique calligraphy and painting shops, and folk embroidery shops.

But for some reason, these shops gradually disappeared and were replaced by KTVs and barbeque bars, which naturally became Wucheng’s “bar street”.

Xu Yang met Ma Long at a KTV called "Ace of Spades".

This guy's face was glowing red, and he was shaking the dice with two girls dressed in fancy clothes.

"Old Xu!"

"Ma Long!"

After the two greeted each other warmly, Ma Long introduced the two girls to Xu Yang.

"Hello, Boss Xu, my name is Zhang Li."

"I'm Yu Xiao."

After sitting down, Xu Yang asked quietly: "Ma Long, where did you get your cousin from? Why didn't I know?"

"How was the chat on WeChat... Hehehe, how was it? Brother, how are you treating me? I know you have been single in the past few years... Who you can take with you tonight depends on your luck!"

Xu Yang looked back and saw the female ghost floating behind him. Although her face was covered by her long black hair, Xu Yang inexplicably noticed... The female ghost was very angry. He said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense. Am I that kind of person? Let’s just drink tonight and not talk about anything else!"

The four of them clinked glasses first.

After rolling the dice a few more times, the two girls picked up the microphone and started singing.

Ma Long moved closer to Xu Yang, looked at Xu Yang carefully, and said, "Your kid's mental state is not right. You haven't encountered anything recently, right?"

"Didn't I tell you?"

Xu Yang was speechless for a while.

A female ghost haunts you every day. It’s only strange if your mental state is right!

Ma Long laughed: "Isn't it? Are you kidding me? Are you really haunted by a ghost? When you were in school, didn't you brag that you had learned Taoism and that you were a descendant of a heavenly master? You couldn't even deal with a ghost?"

"Others can't see it, so you can deal with a hammer..."

Xu Yang took a sip of wine and told Ma Long about his experiences in the past half month with a wry smile.

The female ghost sat next to Xu Yang.

He tilted his head, seemingly curious.

After a while she stared at the barbecue on the table.

Lower your head.

Sniff it hard.

Then, I focused on grilled leeks, roujiamo and fruit plate.

Lines of "white energy" flew up and penetrated into the female ghost's long black hair. She patted her belly, looking satisfied.

After hearing this, Ma Long frowned: "Let me tell you, you are not haunted by a ghost, but you have a mental problem... Is this a disease? You need to see a doctor or a psychiatrist...?"

But Xu Yang, looking at the female ghost floating around in the KTV private room, fell into deep thought.

Mental problem?

Could it be that this female ghost didn't exist at all and was just a figment of her own imagination?

"puff!"

At this moment, Ma Long, who had taken a bite of the skewers, vomited and cursed: "Waiter, waiter, what are you grilling? Are you giving us shit to eat?"

Xu Yang: "......"

Bullshit conjecture!

This barbecue speaks for itself!