This is Not How You Use a Villainess Sir



Chapter 1: Sir, This Is Not How You Use a Villainess Chapter 1

Sir, This Is Not How You Use a Villainess

Author: Hikari Shiki

Summary:

“Make me pregnant, or accept the trial of death. Choose one.”

My name is Chu Yan. After rejecting my elder’s unspoken rules, I was forced to go to a lawless trial land to rectify the crimes there.

At the beginning of the trial:

“Please beware of these dangerous villainesses: the Sinful Knight, the Fallen Lust Nun, the Destructive Female Officer, the Smuggling Female Black Merchant…”

“Oh my, such great evil!”

At the end of the trial:

Chu Yan lay in the plump embrace of the villainesses, facing the examiner’s death glare.

“Please explain what is going on!”

“Now, apart from my bedroom, the security level of the entire area is very high, and the governance results are outstanding!”

“Sir, this is not how you use a villainess!”

Western Fantasy, Nurturing, Reverse Chase, Villains

“Make me pregnant, or accept the trial of death. Choose one.”

My name is Chu Yan. After rejecting my elder’s unspoken rules, I was forced to go to a lawless trial land to rectify the crimes there.

At the beginning of the trial:

“Please beware of these dangerous villainesses: the Sinful Knight, the Fallen Lust Nun, the Destructive Female Officer, the Smuggling Female Black Merchant…”

“Oh my, such great evil!”

At the end of the trial:

Chu Yan lay in the voluptuous embrace of the villainesses, facing the examiner’s death glare.

“Please explain what is going on!”

“Now, apart from my bedroom, the security level of the entire area is very high, and the governance results are outstanding!”

“Sir, this is not how you use a villainess!”

1. A Hundred Years of Solitude, No One’s Ultimate Bliss

Chapter 1: The Unspoken Rules from Elders

Chapter 1: Adults, Evil Women Aren’t Used That Way!

Author: Hikari

Synopsis:

“Let me become pregnant, or undergo a death trial, you decide.”

I am Chou Ren, rejecting the elders’ rules, compelled to visit the site of the unavoidable trials to rectify the corruption.

The trials commenced,

“Please be aware of these dangerous evil women, Sinful Maids, Fallen Nuns, Extinguisher Female Commanders, Smuggling Female Black Traders…”

“What a vast quantity of sin!”

The trials ended,

Chou Ren reclined in the ample arms of the evil women, facing the deceptive scrutiny of the assessor.

“Please explain this situation!”

“Now, aside from my bedroom, the entire region’s security is exceptional, the accomplishments impressive!”

“Adults, Evil Women Aren’t Used That Way!”

“Let me get pregnant, or face the danger of the Dead Sea border alone, it’s up to you to decide.”

“Isn’t this a bit too abrupt?”

Chu Yan’s face was blank as he looked at the woman in front of him.

Her name was Isabella, with a head of wavy brown hair, prominent facial features, and a slender yet curvy figure. She was a stunning beauty, the kind that would captivate anyone at a ball.

Today, she was wearing her usual knight’s armor, exuding an air of confidence and elegance, with a silver-plated breastplate that accentuated her bust.

Although there was no blood relation between them, Isabella was technically Chu Yan’s aunt, being a distant relative through family ties.

“I’m not seeking your opinion, nor am I discussing this with you. I’m just here to inform you.”

Isabella, with one hand resting on the hilt of her sword, gazed at Chu Yan with a fierce intensity.

This sudden invitation left him feeling uneasy.

Not to mention the possibility of poison, Chu Yan was more worried about the hidden motives behind this invitation, wondering if he would be forced to write a short essay again.

His relationship with Isabella was limited to occasional greetings, and he couldn’t even consider her a close acquaintance.

“Why did Isabella suddenly extend this invitation?”

“I can’t.”

Isabella replied without hesitation, her expression as flat as a calm lake.

Even her tone was devoid of any emotional fluctuation, as if she was exasperated by his hesitation.

It seemed as if she was urging him to stop wasting time and agreed quickly, then get pregnant.

“That’s the only option I have left.”

Chu Yan shrugged, expressing his regret.

“Does your answer mean you’ve chosen to participate in the Dragon Flame family’s Coming-of-Age Trial and become the leader of the Dead Sea border?”

Isabella’s eyes narrowed, her words laced with menace.

This was her final ultimatum.

When Chu Yan heard the words “Dead Sea border”, he furrowed his brow, confirming:

“Is this what my elegant foster mother meant?”

Isabella shook her head, her tone cold and detached, and joked:

“No, it’s my intention. You can take it as… an unwritten rule.”

Chu Yan’s gaze hardened, as if he had made up his mind, and he said:

“In that case, I’ll accept the glorious and challenging family trial!”

The woman’s expression remained unchanging, but her tone was laced with discontent, and she spat out:

“Ugh, then go to the Dead Sea border and… don’t bother discussing it with me anymore.”

……

Three days later, Chu Yan embarked on a brave and fearless trial journey, venturing alone to the borders of the Dead Sea.

Sitting in the carriage, he couldn’t help but wistfully recall his career in this world.

Chu Yan, eighteen years old, was a salted fish.

In his past life, he was a flexible worker, professionally kept by wealthy older women, who even took care of his social and medical insurance.

Waking up from a sleep, he damn well crossed over to this world of swords and magic.

There were swordsmen, mages, priests, and naturally, all sorts of monsters.

The Dragonflame family, where he was born, was a historically long-standing noble clan with the bloodline of the “Dragonborn,” a formidable presence in the entire world.

However, as a mixed breed of ancient dragons and humans, the Dragonborn inherited the dragons’ difficulty in reproduction.

How difficult was it?

If Dragonborn couples were determined to have children, it was akin to entering a closed-door cultivation in the world of immortals.

A month of non-stop, high-intensity farming, risking internal injuries to the male, could still result in a “blank shot.”

Therefore, procreation was a matter of utmost importance in the Dragonflame family, tied to the survival of the race, with every eligible clan member bearing the responsibility of passing on the Dragonborn bloodline.

For this reason, the Dragonborn families, including the Dragonflame clan, established the “Sanctum of Holy Breeding,” setting up arrays to assist in reproduction, drawing members from various clans for mating.

But the effectiveness of this array, Chu Yan pondered, was just psychological, much like a mystical ritual during a card draw.

“To start off by saying Aunt Isa is pregnant, isn’t that a death sentence for me…”

“No, it’s also possible that Aunt Isa is the iron-blooded battle wolf of the Dragonflame family, unwilling to mingle with the blood of other clan’s Dragonborn.”

The Dragonflame family was now somewhat matriarchal, with a decline in male influence.

It seemed he was the only male Dragonborn of the new generation. There were older male relatives, but the old masters would rather go fishing than touch their own female dragons.

Putting aside Aunt Isa’s matter, he pondered how to face the trial.

Chu Yan sighed with a headache, “Ah, the Dead Sea border…”

The Dead Sea border was far from a good place, notorious as one of the infamous regions in this world.

Monsters continuously spawned from the Dead Sea and barren beaches, spreading corrupting, frenzied miasma with the ebb and flow of the tides.

Moreover, the Dead Sea border was a prison for dangerous fallen ones, and there were rumors of jailbreaks.

So, how was this place managed before?

Or rather, how did the previous lord manage it?

The answer was laissez-faire.

The previous lord had been dead for decades, with no new lord taking over, which was essentially “doing nothing.”

As the landowners of the Dead Sea border, the Dragonflame family, seeing no issues there and considering it a territory of negative value, couldn’t be bothered with a thorough cleansing.

And that region maintained a delicate balance, upheld by minor nobles, gray merchants, and villains.

If someone truly insists on managing that place, such balance is bound to be broken.

It’s like a program written with bug-ridden, crappy code, so outrageous that it runs normally, but if you try to fix the bugs, it might just fall apart completely.

Of course, what’s more crucial is that Chu Yan doesn’t even have people to command.

A bare commander, just a standing stick, without a single hair, time flies!

“The trial content requires that during the subsequent inspections by the executive officer, the security level of the entire region must be raised to a [Good] rating.”

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