This Lich Needs More Money
Chapter 592 Perfunctory and Serious
"Damn dwarf! Die!"
A dozen wizard hands grabbed Heki Stone's body and pulled it hard.
Amber Xiu originally wanted to pinch his neck, but later found that the dwarf vampire had no neck at all!
Heki Stone struggled frantically, even bat wings grew out, but he still couldn't break free from the wizard's hand created by Amber Xiu through krypton gold casting.
Heki Stone could only say loudly: "Wait, don't be impulsive, what did I do wrong, at least let me die clearly!"
"What kind of gossip and unofficial history did you write about me!"
Amber Xiu was so angry, he just found out that there was a book called "The Legendary Life of Lich Tiga Ultraman".
It's not strange that someone wrote a biography for himself. After all, it's strange that a hero who sacrificed himself to save the world doesn't have a personal biography. But the author's name is actually Heki Stone.
Amber Xiu suddenly had a bad premonition, and after flipping through it, he was shaking with anger.
Naked rumor, pure slander!
When did he have affairs with so many women? ! At that time, he was still a lich. A lich is just a skeleton. How could he mess around with women!
But this guy has good writing skills. He wrote a very erotic and dramatic story. With Amber Xiu's fame, this book directly made it to the bestseller list.
Now everyone who has read it is talking about Amber Xiu's romantic history with great relish.
If he really did it, it would be fine. Let others envy him. The problem is that Amber Xiu did nothing. Why should he bear this stigma.
Amber Xiu roared, "You die! I will send you to hell today!"
Heki Stone almost had his wings torn off. In the end, he was beaten up by Amber Xiu, and then he handed over all his wealth with both hands.
Amber Xiu was a little surprised. How could this guy be so straightforward? The gold in the dungeon was at least tens of millions of gold coins. He originally wanted to rip him off for half, but this guy handed it over with both hands.
Although gold is not very useful to Amber Xiu, Heki Stone is really happy.
"Are you so disappointed that you are going to spend all your wealth?" Amber Xiu was so confused that his anger disappeared.
Heki Stone rubbed his wings that were almost dislocated and said helplessly: "I suddenly found that money is useless. Recently, I have been drinking dragon blood directly. The magic contained in a mouthful of dragon blood is enough for me to digest for a month. The mermaids are responsible for my food and drink now, and there is no place to spend money. I suddenly found that, except for those books, gold is no longer useful to me."
Halfway through, Heki Stone couldn't help but say to Amber Xiu: "I always have nightmares recently. I feel that the day of going to hell is not far away. Anyway, I can't take the money with me, right?"
Amber Xiu asked curiously: "Nightmare? Aren't you writing doctrines for Ai Ge recently?"
Heki Stone is not a prophecy mage, so there is no reason for him to see his unfortunate future. Moreover, now Heki Stone is regarded as the "Pope" of Aige, the God of Freedom. He has some divine protection effect, so how could he have nightmares?
Heki Stone said helplessly: "Anyway, I have seen through it. Life is like this. Please take care of me when I go to hell."
"You think too much. You don't need my protection in hell now. You are quite famous." Amber said.
"Huh?" Heki Stone looked puzzled.
"Didn't I ask you for a lot of works before? They sold well in hell." Amber said.
This is not an exaggeration. Heki Stone's works are quite popular in hell. The main reason is that there is no competition. The novels that Amber put in are the most interesting ones, such as Heki Stone's "Wild History".
So now those devils with some spare money will give a few coins to this work, and slowly some people start to urge for more.
But Amber was too lazy to pay attention. He was just testing the communication ability of the magic mirror, not really advertising for Heki Stone.
Herky Stone was shocked and said, "You mean, I'm a celebrity in hell? Can my works make money?"
Amber Xiu nodded and said, "Yes, I am indeed famous, and I have made a lot of soul coins."
"What about my share of the royalties?!"
"I deducted it from you, do you have any complaints?"
"No, I just asked."
...
Herky Stone has learned to be smart and no longer cares about this so-called income. Whether he can live a good life in hell depends on Amber Xiu's mood. It is important to cling to his thighs, but how much is the royalties worth?
Heki Stone immediately changed the subject and said, "Then you came to me today, not just for the biography I wrote, right?"
"Of course not, I came to you because I want you to do something for me." Amber Xiu's expression suddenly became serious, and then he continued, "I want you to go to Ryan to help preside over a ceremony."
"I go to Ryan? If you want me to die, just say it!"
Heki Stone couldn't help it anymore and said loudly, "I'm a vampire, I can't stand the sun, you want me to go to Ryan? The holy light is a hundred times stronger than the sun, I will melt when I touch it!"
Amber Xiu said, "What are you thinking, since I let you go, I can keep you safe. I will let the Ryan people collect all the holy light to ensure your safety."
"Can the Ryan people listen to you..." Heki Stone was about to refute, but he was stunned and changed the rhetorical question into a question: "Can the Ryan people really listen to you?"
Amber Xiu nodded and said, "Of course, I am a great benefactor of Ryan. I asked them to do this little thing, how can they not listen?"
Herky Stone did not doubt the weight of Amber Xiu's words, but he still couldn't figure out why he had to go to Ryan.
"What exactly do you want to do? What ceremony must I preside over?"
"I have discussed with Rose that we should end the rule of the Ryan royal family in the most formal way. But the Ryan people will definitely not do this ceremony seriously. Not to mention that those who know the business may have died almost all of them. Even if there are people who know all the details, they will not be attentive."
Amber Xiu understands people's hearts very well. The Ryan people dislike the undead in various ways. Now they are pinching their noses to accept the appearance of the withered Rose. It is impossible to expect them to do the ceremony properly. Maybe it's just to keep everything simple, use the most perfunctory and concise way, and just say a few words to get it done.
Amber Xiu can't let the Ryan people do this, so Herky Stone is the most suitable candidate.
Apart from other aspects, Herky Stone is a very powerful historian, and his research on Ryan is deeper than many Ryan people now. After all, this guy has lived for hundreds of years and is many generations older than the oldest Ryan people.
"I want you to help me do this properly, without any mistakes. I will explain it to the people of Ryan and ask them to cooperate with you. If anyone disobeys, tell me directly and I will ask them to kneel down and kowtow in front of you to repent."
Herky Stone heard this and said excitedly: "I will definitely help you! I also want to see the people of Ryan kowtow and admit their mistakes in front of me!"
Because it was only a few days before the ceremony mentioned by Amber Xiu, Heki Stone couldn't wait to teleport to the Royal Capital of Ryan.
And he was greeted by the Supreme Judge James Watson with an extremely ugly face. This old man hated the undead all his life, but he had to personally welcome a vampire and personally bless him with magic to isolate him from the influence of holy light, so that he could walk freely in the Royal Capital of Ryan.
Herky Stone didn't expect that he would be able to enter the Royal Capital of Ryan one day. He excitedly took out the Code of the Dead and pretended to be cool in the chat area like Amber Xiu.
[Don't like humans: Friends, I'm in the Royal Capital of Ryan and just got off the teleportation array. 】
However, the group was silent, not even one person showed up.
After waiting for a long time, Hecky Stone closed the Codex of the Dead with an unhappy look on his face. After Amber was gone, there was no one to brag, and the mourning poetry club was like it had disbanded.
Feeling unhappy, Hecky Stone's expression became even more arrogant. He flew two meters high, looked down at James Watson and said, "Are you Ryan's Supreme Judgment? Is the venue for this ceremony ready?"
For the first time in his life, James Watson looked up at a dwarf, wishing that a holy light would purify him, but now he could only grit his teeth and endure.
"The venue is in the palace, please follow me."
James Watson took Hecky Stone all the way to the palace. The originally deserted palace was now even more empty, without even a shadow of a person.
Since all the royal family members died, this place was like a haunted house. If it wasn't for the recent use, I'm afraid there wouldn't even be anyone to clean it.
The palace hall that was used for sacrificial ceremonies has been renovated and is ready to be used for the last handover ceremony of the Ryan royal family.
James Watson was also very thoughtful. Not only did he have it cleaned carefully, but he also rearranged it.
However, as soon as Hecky Stone entered the door, he pointed at the carpet and said, "You idiots, the platinum rose carpet, this is the style used in the Ryan founding ceremony. Is it the founding ceremony now? The blooming golden rose is used at this time? Aren't you afraid that others will laugh at you?!"
James Watson was so angry at Hecky Stone's words that his face turned red. He could only retort, "There is only this style!"
The platinum rose pattern has been used since the founding of Ryan. Who would have thought that the rose representing the Ryan royal family would "wither" one day? Where can I find a different pattern now? It's too late to design.
However, Hecky Stone was well prepared and took out a drawing and threw it to James Watson.
"Redo it according to my design. Don't tell me that such a big country like Ryan can't even do this."
James Watson took the design and showed a surprised expression after taking a look.
Although he didn't like the undead very much, the design in front of him really made him shine. The style of this decoration is indeed in line with the Royal Family of Ryan, but after many details have been modified, it does have a solemn feeling, which is more in line with the theme of this ceremony.
This is not a casual painting. The designer must have a very good understanding of Ryan's history and have a very good aesthetic design ability.
Is this vampire in front of him an artist?
However, James Watson didn't want to toss it. Just like Amber Xiu guessed, this ceremony was a shame among shames for the people of Ryan. Why bother so much? Just do it almost.
James Watson said: "It's too late. It's not enough to redo it in a few days."
Herky Stone sneered and took out the magic mirror in front of James Watson.
Amber soon appeared in the magic mirror. After listening to Heki Stone's statement, Amber calmly asked the Supreme Judge: "Are you sure there is not enough time?"
"Indeed, there is not enough time."
James Watson decided that he couldn't do it. Ryan was short of people and busy everywhere. Who would waste time on such a small matter?
"How many days will it take?" Amber asked again.
James Watson said: "At least two months to prepare, but now there are less than ten days left before the meeting of the nations."
Amber smiled and said: "Okay, then I will postpone the meeting of the nations for half a year?"
James Watson said excitedly: "How is this possible?!"
This is the date set by the Lord of Dawn, who dares to postpone it? This guy is too arrogant!
Amber Xiu didn't care about that and said coldly: "If I say postpone it, then postpone it. If this ceremony is not done well, I guarantee that no one will come to this meeting."
This is not a threat, but a simple statement.
Whether it is orcs, dwarves, elves, druids, or overseas, any kingdom will give Amber Xiu this face. As long as he takes the initiative to show up to stop it, this meeting of nations will not be held.
James Watson sighed and said helplessly: "Why do you have to embarrass me? A few days are really not enough to redecorate it. These patterned carpets alone need to be re-ordered. There is no time at all."
"If there is not enough time, just speed it up."
Amber Xiu pointed casually, and a huge space door appeared in the center of the palace.
"This is my private space. The time flow rate has been adjusted. One day outside is one month inside. All the workers go in and move the things out and rearrange them after finishing. Ten days is enough for you to rearrange them."
Although Amber Xiu went to hell, his private space was just a special space coordinate, but it was not destroyed with the shattering of his soul. As long as Amber Xiu still has this coordinate, he can open the private space at will and continue to use the time flow adjustment function of this space.
James Watson couldn't help asking: "What exactly do you want to do? Why do you have to do this?"
He really didn't understand. Is the end of the Ryan royal family really so important to him?
"It has nothing to do with you. Just do it well. I tell you, don't force me on this matter, otherwise I don't care whether Ryan is destroyed or not, and I won't give face to the Lord of Dawn!"
Amber Xiu was too lazy to explain. The proposition of the undead regaining humanity was too scary. He was afraid that the old man would have a heart attack on the spot. And it was very troublesome to explain, so it was better to continue to be mysterious.
When James Watson heard that Amberxiu had taken out the Lord of Dawn to pressure him, he remembered the oracle he had heard before. He said to Amberxiu, "My Lord has a message for me to pass on. He said that He will personally reward you and you will get everything you want. Otherwise, you can try to pray to My Lord. Maybe you won't have to go through so much trouble."
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