This master brother is not right

“How is your magic?”

Before teaching the exercises, Qi Youming asked according to the usual practice.

People in the devil way don’t pay too much attention to aptitude like the righteous way, but they pay attention to the devil nature.

The definition of the so-called magic is very complicated.

From Qi Tian’s point of view, the so-called “magic nature” is actually the rate of mental illness outbreaks.

The more miserable the life experience.

The more paranoid the character is.This kind of people is very prone to mental illness, so this kind of people have the most demonic nature.

He thinks that his outlook on life and values ​​are very stable, and he must be the kind with superficial demonic nature.

“My demon nature is very deep…”

Qi Tiansha said in a serious manner: “I love inserting people in my dreams! Is this very magical?”

Qi Youming raised his eyebrows high: “Aren’t you a child? Oh, you don’t have to feel too ashamed, men, liking women is a very normal thing.”

He sneered and said, “But don’t get addicted to it. Women are just tools for cultivation! It’s just for fun. If you really want to find spiritual comfort, you might as well keep a pet.”

What is this nonsense?

Are you not afraid of being punched?

Qi Tian was speechless: “What exactly do you want to say?”

Now that Qi Youming has the appearance of a professional instructor, he said seriously: “In this way, if I ask a few questions, I can roughly see your devilish nature from your answers.”

Qi Tian stretched out his hand.

Mentor, please start your performance!

“Suppose, one day, you saw a very, very beautiful woman on the street.”

“Oh?”

“But she is a married woman, what would you think?”

What else can I think of?

The most I can ask for is a WeChat. By the way, I can ask her husband when he is on a business trip.

Qi Tian licked his lips: “I would think, tear off her skirt.”

“Hiss, very good, it’s the normal way of thinking of the devil.”

Qi Youming lowered his voice and said in a deep voice, “And then?”

Qi Tian imagined, and said in an ethereal tone, “Then, I will take off her shoes.”

Experts!

Mr. Qi, you have finally realized, have you finally understood that women are animals from bottom to top?

“uh-huh?”

“Take off her socks.”

She raised her lips and smiled three-pointedly.

Instructor Qi Youming grasped the rhythm and followed the temptation carefully: “And then? What do you want to do?”

“Take off, take off her obscene pants.”

“Great, good, good, continue.”

Qi Tian covered his face in embarrassment.

After all, he is just a pure young man who has never had sex before, so he must be a little shy when talking about this kind of thing.

Human nature.

Human nature.

Qi Youming encouraged him to make persistent efforts and learn to give full play to the peach spirit of a person in the devil’s way.

It doesn’t matter whether you can do it or not.

The important thing is to think about it.

You want to eat peaches, you want to get five kills, you want to ship ten times in a row, and you want to be Miss Jiaran’s dog.

You have to think about it to be motivated.

“Continue, what do you do next?”

“I… I will take off her bellyband!”

it is good.

Now it can be said that she is completely naked.

So, as a man of blood, what should you do?

Under Qi Youming’s encouraging eyes, Qi Tian took a deep breath and whispered like an ancient god: “Finally, I will pull out the most elastic strap from my belly pocket…”

“?”

Qi Tian lowered his voice, and whispered softly in his ear: “Then make it into a slingshot and shoot her man’s dick.”

“…”

“What do you think of my demonic nature?”

Qi Youming was silent for a long time.

He felt that his three views had been severely challenged, and he had to look at the young man in front of him again with a strange look, this young man who should be his son.

What kind of breed is this?

This was brought up by that woman Peach Blossom after she went crazy, right?

A little, a little scary.

It’s definitely not harmless to humans and animals on the surface!

Qi Youming rarely put away his underestimating mentality, looked around, hesitated to speak.

Finally, under Qi Tian’s expectant eyes.

The old devil who was shaken in his three views nodded numbly.

“I have to say, you are the most devilish one I have seen in these years. You have great potential.”

Why aren’t you crazy yet?

He struggled to squeeze out a smile.

Compared with this guy in front of him, Yaoshi Guchen can almost be said to be a normal person!

fear.

It’s scary, brother.

Qi Youming forced an awkward smile.

A trace of worry arose in my heart for no reason.

——Can he really fool this lunatic?

“Well, you have great potential. I think you are a very suitable person to inherit my mantle.”

Qi Youming pondered for a moment.

He suddenly returned to the cave, took out a golden ring from the cave and handed it to Qi Tian.

“Since you are already a master and apprentice, then this meeting ceremony is indispensable.”

He pointed to the golden ring and said with a smile: “It’s also fate. I was trapped here for many years, and I accidentally picked up this treasure here. I named it Spring and Autumn Ring.”

Qi Youming didn’t lie.

It was indeed after he was suppressed here that he discovered this rare treasure of the golden ring by accident.

Qi Tian took it over unceremoniously. He studied it carefully and became interested: “Old Qi, what’s the use of this thing?”

“Don’t underestimate this Spring and Autumn Ring!”

Qi Youming said solemnly: “This treasure is not recorded in words, but it is a very rare treasure of time. When activated by mana, it can freeze time for an instant!”

Grass!

Time treasure?

Qi Tian was really moved.

He reviewed the many magic weapons in the game, and it seems that there really is no time-based treasure.

“so smart?”

Qi Youming probably felt that he had finally regained his face.

He smiled reservedly: “Although this thing is powerful, it should only be a part of a secret treasure. After you go out, take this thing with youTry your luck and see if you can find other parts. ”

Yes.

If he guessed correctly.

This should be part of a fairy artifact.

A certain sage in ancient times used this immortal weapon to overwhelm all directions, educate all living beings, and pass down the Confucian “Spring and Autumn” orthodoxy. The Mahayana realm can rival the true immortals of Longmen one or two…  

One can imagine how powerful this thing is!

Even if there is only one ring left now, it still has the great power to freeze time and Zhou Guang!

Qi Youming gave this thing to Qi Tian.

In fact, it was just to weaken Qi Tian’s defense.

The old boy is very shrewd. He knows that the most important thing now is to swallow Qi Tian with the secret method, obtain a flesh and blood body, and leave this damned and terrifying [Dark Deception Formation].

As long as I can escape successfully.

At that time, it was the tiger returning to the mountains and the dragon swimming in the sea.

Compared with this matter, a Spring and Autumn Ring is nothing more than a trivial matter.

He was talking, when he had everything this kid had, wouldn’t the Spring and Autumn Ring return to him?

So he is very generous now.

“Just keep it!”

Qi Tian accepted it as he said, and he was not polite.

At this moment, the system suddenly reminded him that a certain adventure mission that he thought would die halfway was suddenly completed.

[Affected by the player, the mute speaks, and the iron tree blooms]

[As one of your potential virtuous helpers, Dao Wuyan has returned to the Nascent Soul Realm, but due to certain reasons, he has also damaged his foundation and suffered irreversible damage, and his body shape may never recover]

【Hold on】

[Here you need to pass a test of will]

[The player’s first reaction was not worry, but surprise… You are simply not human! 】

[Complete the Adventure Mission]

[Reward: Great supernatural power “Words come out”]

【Ding–】

[Affected by Qingqiu’s secret art “Yinghuo Shouxin”, “Speaking of the Fa Sui” was replaced by the directional poisonous milk type words and supernatural powers “Don’t open your mouth, a word will become a prophecy”]

[Remarks: I’ll just ask you, how did the flying dragon lose by riding on the face! 】

“…”

Absolutely!

However, when I heard that Dao Wuyan might remain a little girl forever, was I really surprised?

I’m actually such a person?

…That’s right, I am.

By the way, what is the use of this new skill?

Just like Huang Laoxian with poisonous milk?

Then try…

He tossed the gold ring in his hand back and forth.

“I said, Lao Qi, are you not afraid that if I have this thing, it will be bad for you?”

Qi Youming pretended to be heroic, and laughed: “Do you know how powerful this [Dark Deception Formation] is? Not only is it forbidden to use any Taoist magic power, even spiritual weapons and magic weapons can’t be used.”

“Even if you hold this Spring and Autumn Ring, you won’t be able to use it.”

Qi Youming smiled and groaned: “Here, only immortal artifacts can be unaffected, but what a rare object immortal artifacts are, do you have them, do you have them? Do you have them!”

Qi Tian didn’t speak.

He was looking at the newly popped up system prompt.

【Ding–】

【Sufficient components detected】

[Do you want to consume the god-suppressing bell, the strange treasure to destroy the soul, and the Spring and Autumn Ring, and merge them into an immortal artifact-Xingxian Township Spring and Autumn Bell? 】

…

[The fusion process will take seven days]

【Please wait patiently】

“…”

What is a crow’s mouth!

What is top poisonous milk!

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