This Paladin is so despicable!

The grocery store is a store in front and a factory in the back. Although the front store is not large, there is a large courtyard in the back.

The temporary residence of Wright and the three of them is right here.

Originally, most of the 'noble status people' like them lived in the upper city.

But his explanation to the outside world is that when a new store opens, many things need to be done personally. Once the store is on the right track, it will naturally be possible to sit back and enjoy life.

The backyard of the grocery store has also become a place and warehouse for Wright to forge all kinds of weird things every day.

Wright took the two girls to the warehouse of the grocery store and showed them the strange creations here.

To be honest, Lilith and Emily were immediately disappointed after seeing what they saw in front of them.

There is no other reason, because the things here are so ordinary.

Although there were quite a few magical devices, based on their impressions of Wright, this was not in line with the kind of work he would do.

These groceries seemed incompatible with him because their images were too ordinary.

"That's it, that's it?"

Lilith shook her head: "The things here are not as good as those things you imagined in your dreams."

Emily also picked up one of the sundries: "I didn't expect that Mr. Wright's most serious time was actually when he was making inventions.

But because it's so normal, there's something a little bit abnormal about it. Why? "

"There's no one here, don't call me Master."

"My current identity is that of a female companion who is kept by you, a noble child, for you to play with and have fun with."

Emily pinched her waist and said righteously: "I want to be in the play all the time! Isn't this what you wrote in your book "An Actor's Self-cultivation"?"

"As I said, I only know the title of that book, and the rest of the content is all made up by me!"

Lilith blinked and hugged Wright's arm: "Cousin~"

"What, you want to eat snail noodles?"

"Is it tasty?"

"It doesn't taste good, and I won't give you a hundred yuan! Stop making trouble."

Lilith covered her mouth with a smile: "What are you afraid of? There is a thick fog here. Even if Joanna wants to see through, she can't see. Don't be so nervous~"

"Joke! Am I afraid that she will see it? Joanna doesn't mind these things!"

"That's true..."

Lilith immediately lost interest and let go of Wright's arm: "However, after I get my body back, she won't be so calm."

Wright didn't say anything. He also knew that in Joanna's eyes, the only real threat was the complete Lilith.

Emily picked up a pink product and said, "Hey, this magic device looks so weird. I've never seen it before. What is it for?"

"This! Look, here is the air outlet, here is the magic engine, and here is the heating module."

Emily's eyes suddenly lit up: "Oh, this is used to blow hot air? It feels like... it can be used to dry hair after taking a shower.

That would indeed be a lot more convenient. I didn’t expect you to actually make something useful? "

Wright hummed, took the magic hair dryer, and turned on the switch.

"It looks like a hair dryer, but it's actually a razor."

As he spoke, he used it to shave his beard.

"……why!"

"To disguise! Let others think you are going to blow dry your hair, but suddenly you shave your beard! Make the other person confused!

Also, if you press this button, it will explode. "

Emily reached out and picked up another magic tool: "Hey! This one looks more like a razor!"

Wright took the razor and pressed it gently. The razor head began to rotate wildly, blowing out bursts of hot air.

"You look at it as a razor, but actually it's a hair dryer! And if you press this button, it will explode."

"Are you sick!?"

"Do you have medicine?"

"I really have it! Do you want to eat it?"

"how much do you have?"

"How much do you eat?"

"I have as much as you eat!"

"I'll eat as much as you have!"

Lilith quickly stood between the two of them: "I already understand your crazy creative ideas, but can you explain to me why these two things explode?"

"For self-defense!"

"Who would use a hair dryer and a razor to defend themselves?"

"A person who is easily attacked while shaving and blow-drying?"

"Why is it a question! You are not sure yourself!"

Wright slapped his chest: "But explosions are art! I just want to add a little artistic element to these creations! What's wrong with me!

It’s this society that’s wrong! It’s this world! "

Emily picked up a magical hot water kettle next to her: "What about this one? It looks like it's used to boil water, but it's actually..."

"It's actually a razor, and by the way, it also explodes."

Emily held the hot water kettle and asked seriously: "Where is the switch? Where is the explosion switch? I will die with you today!"

Lilith rubbed her head: "I think it's outrageous to be a demon. Is there anything in your warehouse that won't explode?"

"have!"

Wright ran over and took out a dark box and placed it in front of the two of them: "This will never explode."

"What's this?"

"bomb!"

Lilith flapped her wings and took off, reaching out to hold Wright's head and gently stroking his hair.

"It seems that it's because I haven't seen Joanna for too long, and I miss my wife and have a brain problem. Be good, I'll put you to sleep tonight."

"Lilith."

"Um?"

"You pissed me off."

"...Emily, activate all the bombs, and I will die with him! Emily?"

Emily looked at so many weird creations on the table and suddenly clapped her hands.

"I understand! You did it on purpose!"

"Of course he did it on purpose!"

Lilith angrily sat on Wright's neck and grabbed his hair frantically: "Become bald, you stinky man!"

"No, no, no! He did these twisted things on purpose. Wright, you want to be part of the weird stories of Harbor City! Right!"

Wright then showed a satisfied smile: "Ding ding ding! Congratulations, you got the answer right."

Lilith was stunned for a moment before reacting.

"You want to compete with the demon of lies for power?"

Wright's expression became much more arrogant: "Of course! He can create all kinds of panic and irrationality in this city, trying to use this unreasonable behavior to sink the entire Harbor City into a dream.

He can do it, why can't I do it?

The weirdos under his command can freely travel between Caspian Port City and Zhenhai Port City, why can't we?

Use magic to defeat magic, and use mystery to fight mystery.

If he can create weirdness, so can I.

What if I did something crazier, weirder, weirder than all his weirdness.

Then me! You will become the master of this real dream gift!

There is no reason to give up the leadership!

The bandits can go, and so can I! "

Buzz!

The Great Sword of Sinful Light appeared on its own again, releasing powerful energy fluctuations at the same time.

Although Emily didn't understand the meaning of Wright's last sentence, she didn't know why, but she felt the urge to worship him.

Wright took a lot of effort to put back the sinful light, and then picked up the bomb that would not explode.

“In a word, we must attack the devil of lies from multiple aspects.

The Cult of Blood and Flesh is my rock.

As long as the people in the cult are still there, he will not be able to quickly let Harbor City fall into a dream.

And as the Cult of Blood and Flesh grows stronger, Harbor City will become more stable.

At the same time, we can use a reliable grocery store to steal his hometown directly! Take away the initiative.

Come on, fight me! ?

I will let him know what will happen if he offends me! "

Emily was very excited after hearing this: "I knew, Mr. Wright, you must have a way!"

"Don't call me Master!"

"Okay, sir, no problem, sir! So, Master Wright, where is the sacred embryonic body you prepared for me?"

Wright reached out and pulled out a black iron rod from his feet, then dropped it on the table with a clang.

"Well, from now on, this will be your staff!"

Emily's eyes twitched and the corners of her mouth twitched. It took a long time before she stretched out her trembling hand and pointed at the iron rod with a slightly raised tail.

"What's this?"

"The Holy Sword of Physics! My nickname is Crowbar."

Wright reached for the crowbar, walked to a nailed wooden box, and directly demonstrated how to quickly and efficiently open the nailed wooden box with a crowbar.

Then three or two times, he used the crowbar to smash back the pried nails.

With a bang, Wright dropped the crowbar on the table again.

"Is it useful?"

"It's easy to use, and it's very versatile, in every sense of the word. But, what does this have to do with magic!"

Emily pointed at the crowbar: "The most important thing is! This thing! It should be the sacrificial weapon of the Blood and Flesh God Cult!

Very consistent!

If it is used as a sacrificial vessel, the fit must be very high!

If those believers with strong muscles use it, the power will be even more amazing!

Why do you want to use it as a staff for me?

That's totally wrong! "

Wright spread his hands and said, "Aren't you the Demon Slayer? This is the Holy Sword of Physics, which absolutely denies magic.

Not only that, this sword is a sword that can kill all monsters, monsters and ghosts!

Anything that goes against common sense! Everyone will receive a special attack from the Physics Holy Sword!

Pick it up and feel it. "

Emily doubtfully grasped the crowbar. Although it was a bit heavy, she could barely hold it.

"This is!"

Emily had always felt that Wright was deceiving her, but she didn't expect that after getting the crowbar, it actually had some kind of resonance with her.

"That's weird...why?"

Wright rubbed his chin and said nothing. Lilith was thoughtful when she saw this, but seeing that Wright didn't speak, she didn't say much.

"Isn't it very suitable? Although it looks ugly, the materials are made of high-grade ore and various magic materials."

"real?"

"Of course, this is made by saving all the scraps of creation! It's very memorable!"

"...Can I use it to pry open your head and see what's inside?"

Emily was eager to try, but Lilith reached out and held down Wright's head, as if she wanted to help.

"Um...is anyone there? The door was not closed, so I came in...Excuse me! Is Miss Emily here?"

Suddenly, a girl's voice came from the courtyard.

The three of them looked at each other, and Wright raised his chin towards Emily.

"Looking for you."

"It's strange. I don't know anyone in Harbor City. I'll go take a look..."

Emily put down the crowbar, turned around and left the warehouse. When Wright and Lilith saw this, they quickly followed out.

"It's you!"

After Emily saw the visiting girl, she quickly turned back to greet Wright and the two.

"Mr. Wright, look, she is the girl who was almost killed by the misty murderer!"