This Person is Too Serious

The Gospel of the Strange Disease of Andrology

The big ship is about to leave the shore, and the transmission formation has already started to operate, and one can feel the clear force of the water lifting the hull.

In the cabin on the top floor, Wu Wang was leaning against the desk, his eyes full of thoughts, and he had been motionless for a while.

Although the fortune-telling old man didn’t follow directly, the fact that he was being targeted was almost indistinguishable.

Serious hexagram master, can you directly block the way and say that other people have a bloody disaster?

Wu Wang deliberately gave the money and silk as a test, the other party’s first reaction was not to protect the money and silk, but to hold the jade coins, and subconsciously wanted to talk to him more…

Doesn’t pay much attention to money in his bones, can this be the performance of a professional charlatan?

Just, very unprofessional.

‘Although misfortune and good fortune are not apparent at this time, Su Qing cannot be dragged down. ‘

Taking a light breath, Wu Wang had already made up his mind.

——Let the real Zuodong lead Lin Suqing to take a step ahead, and later hide in the sea and wait for the big boat behind, and go to the human domain incognito.

Careless, did not flash in advance.

I really didn’t expect that the forces behind Brother Ji could directly capture his whereabouts in the south and find him here.

coincide?

Although this possibility cannot be ruled out, Wu Wang cannot place his hopes on the word ‘possible’.

If the divination master suddenly appeared outside the door, he asked himself with a smile: “Is it a trial, little friend, the kind that will die ninety percent of the time.”

I will be extremely passive!

Boom, boom, boom…

Suddenly there was the sound of crutches beating on the board of the ship outside the door.

Even, only this sound remained in Wu Wang’s ears, the sea and the sky were extremely quiet, and the hustle and bustle of the big ship disappeared without a trace.

The hatch in front of Wu Wang was opened at some point, or by whom…

There is a figure, silently, slowly drifting past Wu Huang’s door.

This is an old man.

The long gray hair is scattered casually, the coir raincoat is draped over the shoulders, and the long staff is in the hand. At first glance, the old face seems to be quite ordinary, but it can’t leave the slightest impression on people, and it is forgotten after a glance.

When the old man was about to float through the hatch, he turned his head and glanced at Wu Huang.

Wu Wang’s heart tightened, if it wasn’t for his strong self-control, he would have almost thrown dozens of crystal balls and spread his star wings to escape.

When the figure of the old man floated past the door frame…

“Little friend is the young master of the Bear Hug Clan, Xiong Ba?”

Suddenly came a gentle call from behind.

Wu Wang’s whole body was stiff, goosebumps covered his arms; turning his head slightly, the barefoot old man who had just floated by outside was sitting at the table by the window strangely, as if he was smiling.

Moreover, Wu Wang still couldn’t remember the appearance of this person, he could only feel that the other person was smiling pleasantly.

Calm down and don’t panic.

Wu Wang immediately made a decision in his heart, made a dumbfounded expression, raised his hand to gesture at the figure passing by outside just now, and then looked at the figure sitting by the window, his mouth was a little dry.

“haha.”

The old man in coir raincoat leaned on his beard and smiled lightly, leaning his wooden stick by the table, and said slowly:

“As I get older, sometimes I can’t help but disappear.

Come here, little friend, come and sit, don’t be cautious, and don’t be afraid, this time I’m here for your strange disease. ”

Wu Wang pondered a few times, and asked: “Dare to ask, senior, are you…”

“You can treat me as an ordinary doctor.”

The barefoot old man in straw coir raincoat stared at Wu Wang, with his hands on his knees, sitting in a rather chic posture.

He explained: “Earlier, one of my disciples went to Beiye to gather medicine, and happened to be met by the patriarch of the Bear Hug Clan, and asked to heal the strange disease for the little friend.

It seems that some unpleasant things happened later, but these are not very important.

After my disciple left Kitano, he was quite troubled, almost dazed.

He has practiced medicine for more than 3,600 years. He has lived countless lives and healed countless people. He couldn’t find the root cause of my little friend’s strange disease. I.

He said, your strange disease is very strange. It is not a disease of the mind, body, or spirit. It is impossible to determine the cause. ”

Wu Wang blinked, and bubbles popped up behind his head, and a black and white silhouette of a certain section of the picture emerged inside.

【That was a sunny afternoon when I was eleven years old.

His father descended from the sky on a flying bear, and brought with him an old Taoist who was dressed in silk and green robes. This old Taoist had a very confident expression, and the expressions of the surrounding clansmen were very respectful.

Soon, several strong men carried the old man out of the royal court, and threw it on the grass with care.

The old man lay there with his eyes blank, even though the medicine box hit him, he didn’t respond…

After a while, the old Taoist burst into tears, got up and looked at the sky, left a cry, and then drove away under the surprised eyes of the tribesmen.

Wu Wang still remembers that cry until now, it was so unwilling, so painful, andMake him feel a little bit guilty.

“No—this disease is too difficult!”

Later, there was also the complaint that his father Xiong Han had been talking about for several years:

‘Eating grass can cure diseases? Can you still replenish your vitality? ridiculous! ‘

Whenever Wu Huang thought of this, he could only shake his head secretly, feeling that his old father didn’t know what he missed. 】

“Senior!”

Wu Fan’s voice trembled, two flames ignited in his eyes, and he asked in a low voice, “Could it be the master of Divine Doctor Yuan?”

“That’s right,” the old man squinted his eyes and smiled softly, “I was going to Beiye to look for you, but I didn’t expect to meet you here by chance. At this time, the strange disease can be cured? Can you let me diagnose and treat you?”

Wu Wang asked with concern: “Is Doctor Yuan okay?”

“He’s fine, it’s just that he was too confident before. How can there be a miracle doctor in this world who can cure all ailments?”

The old man said softly: “Xiao Yuan is only good at curing men’s hidden diseases, so it is reasonable to say that my friend’s strange disease is just the right match, but he was not able to see the root of the disease, which was a big blow to him.

But fortunately, he has cheered up at this time, and continues to travel between heaven and earth, practicing medicine and fairyland.

how? Little friend, can’t you trust my medical skills? ”

Wu Huang rolled up his sleeves and came quickly, saying repeatedly: “Senior Lao, senior Lao.”

The old man Fuxu nodded, waited for Wu Wang to sit aside, then stretched out his arm, pressed his fingers on his veins, and said with a smile:

“Little friend trusts me like this?”

Come, come, it really is a test with a testing nature.

Wu Huang smiled, without retracting his arm, and said seriously:

“For one thing, if senior hurts my heart, one finger is enough to destroy my soul.

In front of such an expert as my senior, no matter how much I spend my time, I might as well keep a little more sincerity.

Secondly, there are not many people who know my strange disease, and even less people who know my identity here.

In addition to being master and apprentice with Divine Doctor Yuan, the seniors should have also learned about me from other sources; such as Brother Ji, Fairy Ling, or the real fairyland teacher beside them.

Thirdly, it is very difficult for me to refuse the conditions you mentioned, senior.

This strange disease has tortured me for nearly ten years, and it has been hitting my self-confidence as a man all the time.

If there is hope for a cure, even if it is risky, I will admit it!

Senior, please! ”

“Hahaha, as expected of the young master of the Kitano clan, he has such insight and courage at the age of eighteen, not bad.”

The old man Fuxu chuckled a few times, and put two fingers on Wu Huang’s wrist.

At this moment, Wu Wang suddenly saw the old man’s face clearly, and the old man’s voice and appearance appeared in his memory.

The old man should have been handsome and handsome when he was young, but now he can only be described as kind-hearted.

Although the thin face looks old, there are not many wrinkles; the blood on the cheeks is warm, but it gives people a sense of vitality.

Soon, the old man frowned slightly and pondered endlessly.

Wu Huang raised his heart and looked at the big man, with complicated thoughts in his heart. He was also curious about the identity of the old man, and wanted to know whether his strange disease could be cured.

After a while, the old man spat out two words:

“strangeness.”

Wu Huan sighed slightly in his heart, immediately pulled himself together, and said with a smile: “I’ve made senior worry, my strange illness shouldn’t be any kind of illness.”

“Little friend,” the old man said seriously, “Can you tell me when you first fell ill?”

“When I was seven or eight years old,” Wu thought for a while, but didn’t directly say anything about the dream, “this strange disease came suddenly, but I have no memory of how it came about.”

The old man nodded slowly, first bowed his head in thought for a moment, then stood up uncontrollably, pacing back and forth in the cabin with bare feet.

Wu Wang sat beside him quietly, his heart was a little up and down, and he hadn’t felt this uneasy for many years.

The big ship shook slightly and was already driving at full speed on the sea.

“Young master? Are there any guests?”

Lin Suqing’s voice came from outside the door, the old aunt looked into the house, but was blocked by Wu Wang’s gesture of silence.

Lin Suqing stared at the old man for a few times, one doubt after another appeared in his heart, before he could say anything more, he was dragged away by the whisk thrown by the Taoist from Zuodong.

In the next cabin, the Taoist from Zuodong hastily opened the soundproof array, staring at Lin Suqing:

“Reckless! What are you looking at there!”

“Master, there are guests over there, I’m going to pour tea… Senior, why can’t I remember his appearance?”

“That’s called Outside the World of Mortals, also known as Wu Xiangzun! Can you see the powerful face casually?”

The Taoist in Zuodong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and scolded:

“Honestly, don’t cause trouble!”

At the same time, Wu Huang felt something, and felt a little regretful for the old aunt who missed an opportunity.

The cabin was quiet, but the old man paced around for half an hour, and finally turned around to look at Wu Huang, his eyes were bright:

“Little friend, can you come with me? Let’s see how your strange disease occurs.”

Wu Wang thought for a while, nodded solemnly, and packed up his magic weapon in front of the old man, then went to the next room, and said slowly:

“Su Qing, I will leave with this senior first,Senior is here to help me heal my illness.

If I won’t be able to come back for a while later, Su Qing, you can go back to the sect with Senior Zuo Dong, and I will go to meet you when I have free time. ”

After a pause, Wu Wang laughed again and said:

“If the senior gave me any benefits, I will also leave a copy for you.”

“Young man, it’s not good to be too slippery. What good can I do for you as an old man?”

The barefoot old man laughed softly, a treasure pill flew out from his sleeve, and this treasure pill turned into a stream of light, penetrated through the gap between the door and window, and fell straight into Lin Suqing’s mouth.

Lin Suqing, who was about to rush out, staggered and fell backwards, falling into a coma.

Wu Wang turned his head and glanced at the old man, who smiled and said, “A elixir that enhances her affinity with the Dao, let’s go, go to the shore first, and find a few more women to try.”

“Thank you, senior.”

Feeling Lin Suqing’s state, Wu Wang relaxed a little in his heart, bowed his hands across the board and saluted, and said, “Senior Zuodong, take care.”

On the side, the right hand of the old man in coir raincoat fell on his shoulder.

Before Wu Wang had time to make any response, he felt that the world was spinning in front of him, and the surrounding light and shadow were infinitely elongated, and then contracted extremely quickly.

Almost in the blink of an eye, he had left the big ship and appeared in a valley.

In front of it is a river bed paved with pebbles, on both sides are towering and upright valleys, and in the distance there are several thatched huts curling up with smoke.

This?

teleport? The universe moves? Or illusion?

Feeling the gentle breeze and listening to the roar of animals and birds in the distant forest, Wu Wang couldn’t recover for a while.

Knowing that this boss’s strength is unfathomable, but I didn’t expect that he could… compare with his old mother.

Moreover, the mother was able to complete the long-distance teleportation by borrowing the supernatural power of the star god. The old man brought him here without a trace, and he could only feel the slight fluctuation of the spiritual energy.

Definitely a master in the human domain.

“I heard from Xiao Yuan that you have a strange disease that makes you faint when you come into contact with women?” the old man asked warmly.

Wu Huang hurriedly said: “To be precise, it’s because I feel the touch of a woman, and I will faint.”

“Don’t move here, I’ll go over there and invite some girls over.”

The old man said softly, and then warned: “Remove the layer of ice crystals covering your body for now.”

Wu Wang nodded honestly.

Soon, the old man came from a distant hut with a smile and brought a few people, including a young girl with the spirit of the mountain, a middle-aged woman, an old woman, and a strong man.

Experimental control group?

The corners of Wu Wang’s mouth twitched slightly, not only lamenting the rigor of the old man, but also feeling that he had become a frog waiting to be dissected in the experiment class of his previous life.

Next, for Wu Wang, it was another ordeal.

Wu Wang sat cross-legged on the ground at first, raised his hand to touch the four people respectively, and would pass out immediately every time.

When he got to the back, the old man couldn’t help but sit behind Wu Wang, supporting him with his hands, his eyes were full of emotion…

The last time I touched the strong man, there was no reaction at all.

The brawny man blushed, and looked at Wu Wang with burning eyes, Wu Wang made an ugly fake smile.

“Brother, let go.”

The strong man came back to his senses, quickly withdrew his big rough hand, smiled at Wu Wanghan a few times, and then blinked lightly.

Wu Wang trembled a few times, and almost couldn’t help hitting someone.

“How many people are there for labor, how many people are there for labor.”

The old man in coir raincoat thanked him, and these people quickly said no, they looked at Wu Wang and returned to the thatched hut.

The girl asked in a low voice: “Isn’t this elder brother allowed to touch women?”

Wu Wang smiled weakly, and said: “I may be waiting for a woman who can contact me to appear.”

Suddenly, two little stars appeared in the girl’s eyes, and the strong man… blinked at Wu Wang again…

Wu Wang: …

After the few people left, Wu Wang sat up straight without feeling dizzy.

The old man sat barefoot and cross-legged in front of Wu Wang, laying the wooden stick flat on his body, with a slightly serious expression.

“Senior, are you also helpless?”

“No, I have a way to help you,” the old man said slowly, “I have probably figured out where your illness originated from. It’s not a disease of the soul, or a disease of the body and mind. You should be the only one in the wild world. .

Xiao Yuan, it’s not wrong to cry. ”

Wu Wang was stunned for a moment, then stood up excitedly, and stared: “You just said that there is a way to help me?”

“Yes, I have a way to help you.”

Wu Wang tremblingly said: “Really?”

“Why, still don’t trust me?”

The barefoot old man snorted, reached out his hand to grope in his sleeve, and quickly took out a tablecloth similar to a fortune-telling and divination booth, and shook it open, revealing four big characters inside——

Female, sick, no, worry!

Wu Wang couldn’t help but tilted his head. The old man looked down, pulled the tablecloth back calmly, and changed another one:

Male, sick, saint, hand!

The old man smiled and said: “Reproduction is the top priority of a race. There are eight hundred men who are confident in my hands. It can be said that I am the only one who can cure your disease in this world.””Dare to ask senior who you are?”

“You can call me Old Man Lianshan.”

“call……”

Wu Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: “Senior, I almost thought that you were the contemporary Renhuang Shennong senior who was rumored to have tasted all kinds of herbs and pioneered the way of medicine. Fortunately, you are not. How could the Renhuang appear in front of me, a junior, so casually. ”

The corner of the old man’s mouth twitched slightly, and he said calmly, “Ah, my name is also Shennong. In addition to treating patients in the Human Domain, I also worked part-time as the Human Emperor for seven or eight thousand years.”

Wu Wang straightened his neck, his expression was a little stiff.

“Sit down, don’t be restrained,” the old man said with a smile, “I am a doctor and you are a doctor, let me decide whether to help you.

After all, the old man is not a casual senior. “

Deja Vu

“I didn’t expect you to like children so much.” Yun Yan took Nana’s hand and continued to walk in the museum.

After the simple exchange earlier, Lan Xuanyu left with his parents. Naturally, they continued to visit the museum.

Yun Yan said while looking at Nana with some curiosity. Since taking charge of her, Yunyan has been with her for several years. But no matter what the situation was, Nana always seemed calm. Always looks like a wanderer. As if everything had nothing to do with her.

Only today, when she saw the beautiful little boy, her mood suddenly fluctuated, and today’s headache was the first time in years.

“Did that child touch your memory and remind you of something?” Yun Yan asked curiously.

Nana shook her head gently, “I don’t know either. It was just that I suddenly had a headache at that time. I felt like I knew that child.”

Yun Yan subconsciously said: “That’s impossible, the child looks like six or seven years old. It’s just like the time when you wake up. As for the past, you are at least a thousand years…” Speaking of this, she hurriedly Covering his mouth, he looked at Nana apologetically.

Nana frowned and shook her head gently, yes! In theory, it is impossible for him to know the child anyway. But, what was it about that child that touched him?

……

“Mom, that aunt just now was so beautiful.” Lan Xuanyu said to Nan Cheng.

Nan Cheng smiled jealously and said, “Is that a good-looking mother or a good-looking aunt?”

Lan Xuanyu hurriedly said, “It looks good.”

Lan Xiao laughed loudly, “You are a clever little devil, but you can talk. However, this is the first time we have heard you say that other people are good-looking. My son appreciates beauty. When you grow up, look for How about a beautiful wife like that aunt?”

“OK.”

“Lan Xiao, do you regret not finding such a beautiful wife?” Nan Cheng’s eyes had murderous intent!

The trip to the museum was unremarkable, at least for Lan Xuanyu. His actual age is less than seven years old, and he is not interested in the historical relics in the museum. The only thing that makes him happy is that the blue silver grass is explaining Importance of the mouth.

After a day of sightseeing, we returned to our residence. The family of three are all soul masters, even Xiao Xuanyu didn’t feel too hard.

“Xuanyu, practice your water element control before going to sleep. Mom will check it out for you.” Nan Cheng pulled Lan Xuanyu to the bathroom so that he could not control the water element and wet the room.

“Hmm.” Lan Xuanyu released the silver-patterned blue-silver grass in his left hand and guided it to attach to his palm and forearm. Suddenly, the affinity for the water element reappeared.

“Water polo!” Nan Cheng said.

Lan Xuanyu’s hand flashed blue light, and a small ball of water polo condensed out.

“Water Arrow!”

The water ball split and turned into water arrows that revolved around Lan Xuanyu’s body.

“Water vortex!”

The water arrow turned into a soft water stream again, and condensed into a vortex during the circling process, with a slight whistling sound. I don’t know how much stronger than the first time he used it to deal with Ye Lingtong.

“Congeal ice!”

The water vortex directly condensed into ice, still maintaining the previous funnel shape.

And when Nan Cheng saw this scene, he couldn’t help but be a little stunned. The speed of this condensation is too fast, right? How strong is the affinity of the water element to do this?

Before she could say anything, the ice vortex turned into a slender ice spear under Lan Xuanyu’s control, he held it in his hand and waved it twice, “Mom, is this the ice spear technique you used before? Isn’t that what the ice wall is like? I think I can detonate the ice wall too. They listen to me.”

Seeing that his son’s control of the water element became more and more like an arm, Nan Cheng smiled bitterly.

In fact, although she has cultivated to the level of a soul emperor, she has always been a civilian, and she has participated in only a handful of actual battles since she was a child. The biggest role of the ice element in her hands isCool down in summer, freeze an ice cream or something. She found that she also didn’t seem to have much to teach her son.

After playing for a full hour, Lan Xuanyu was not tired. It was Nan Cheng who called to stop, and then he went to sleep.

“It looks like your son is really going to become a genius, what should I do?” Nan Cheng said helplessly, leaning into Lan Xiao’s arms.

Lan Xiao sighed lightly, “Although I don’t want him to be noticed, we can’t suppress his growth, can we? Let’s just go with the flow. However, according to the speed of his spiritual strength, coupled with the water element He should find a teacher or a cram school outside of the school. Participating in some actual combat drills will help him. Fortunately, his soul power improvement is still relatively slow.

“Let’s go back and have a look. Tutoring teachers are not easy to find, and they are expensive. Although we can afford it financially, it’s okay, but the quality of life will probably drop a bit.”

Lan Xiao smiled slightly and said: “UU reading www.uukanshu.com, you don’t have to worry about it. There is a willingness to let me participate in interstellar exploration and find the next administrative star. I plan to try it. It is said that this administrative star has been discovered. Star, it is very likely that there are creatures similar to the soul beasts of our mother planet in the ancient times. If this exploration is successful, I should be able to appreciate and raise my salary when I come back.”

Nan Cheng grabbed his hand nervously, “Is there any danger?”

Lan Xiaoshi smiled and said: “You care if you care! The Federation has been exploring the universe for thousands of years, and every time it has done enough preparations, when have you seen danger appear? What’s more, I just Logistics support personnel are only responsible for some data analysis, genetic comparison, etc. There is no risk.”

Nan Cheng said, “How long will it take?”

Lan Xiao said: “This is exactly what I want to tell you, I’m afraid it will take at least three months to half a year. It’s a bit long. But now that the interstellar long-distance signal communication technology has been perfected, we can talk at least once a week. .”

Nan Cheng hugged her husband tightly, “I’m a little reluctant to let you go. Otherwise, I’ll be transferred to another department. With my Soul Emperor’s cultivation, if I try some main battle departments, my salary should increase a lot.”

“No. I’m very masculine. How can I let my wife go out to make more money. You have to consider my self-esteem.” Lan Xiao said with a half-smile.

Nan Cheng buried his head in his arms, “Then when are you leaving?”

Lan Xiao said: “If you agree, I will sign the application form after I go back. Then I will wait for the above news. According to the information given to me before, it should be very fast. The exploration fleet needs researchers like me very much. Moreover, there are a lot of subsidies this time, and they are all paid first. It is enough to find a tutor for my son.”

“Let me think about it again, go back and talk about it.”

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