This Person is Too Serious

: It is recommended to change it to “Meet your opponent”

It was just before dawn, and on a wooden platform facing the east sky halfway up the mountain, Wu Huang sat cross-legged.

The Emperor Yan Ling floating behind slowly rotated, and the aura in his body was constantly rotating according to a certain strange route. Every time it circulated around the sky, Wu Huang’s aura would thicken a little.

There is no way, the foundation of practice is too weak.

There is no name for this set of exercises. When he asked senior Shennong, the senior asked him to name it randomly. It doesn’t matter if it is called Fentian, Mietian, Tushen, or Killing Dog. Anyway, this set of exercises can only be learned through Emperor Yan’s decree.

Originally, Wu vainly thought that he was the only…

Talking about this makes me angry!

Hearing the word ‘Shen Nong’, Wu Wang’s heart was full of respect, so much so that he was fooled into free labor before.

Want a nice big house and just say no? Is it difficult to tell yourself directly?

If you insist on using this method to torment him, you won’t be allowed to use the Star Prayer Technique or the meager magic power of the Qi Gathering Realm!

At this time.

Squeak——

The window on the third floor of the wooden hall opened, and a certain old man stretched his waist, yawned, opened his sleepy eyes, and muttered:

“Oh, it’s really good. This house built by hand without mana is really good.”

A cross vein popped up on Wu Wang’s forehead instantly.

If it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t beat this old guy, he would have just shouted to take care of his mother yesterday, spread his star wings and pounced on him!

The eastern sky was covered with orange, and the frame of the Goddess of the Sun was ready to support the sun star for the expedition.

Wu Wang immediately regained his energy, faced the sunrise in the eastern sky, and calmly ran the Emperor Yan Jue, absorbing the first ray of fire power between heaven and earth.

Beside the window of the wooden hall, Shennong stared at Wu Wang’s figure with a smile, but there was some thought in his eyes, and he murmured:

“The little guy has a good sense of understanding, and he adjusted Zhou Tian’s trajectory so quickly.”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden bluff from Wu Wang’s side, and the whole person jumped up, slapping the flames on his butt with both hands.

And the futon he was originally sitting on had already caught fire at this moment.

Shennong laughed while holding his ass up.

Wu Wang stared at Shennong, and was about to ask if there was something wrong with the formula, when he suddenly noticed something strange about his body, he lowered his head to take a look, then immediately bowed and turned around, and hurriedly ran away.

Shennong’s voice came from behind: “The young man is really angry.”

Wu Wang turned his head and roared: “Aren’t you a young man who just started practicing this exercise?”

Shennong’s calm voice floated over: “This old man cultivated into a celestial being at the age of one hundred, and he was able to reincarnate the throne of the human emperor with the emperor’s weapon of the previous generation. When he first practiced this method, he directly entered the eighth heaven. It was very peaceful.”

Wu Wang blinked involuntarily, stopped running, and a small light bulb lit up behind his head.

“Ordinary people in the human race have a life expectancy of four to five hundred years, and they are still young at the age of one hundred… Ah, senior, you will be dumb at the age of one hundred?”

Ok? Why is there no movement?

Wu Wang turned his head and glanced at the position of the wooden hall, and suddenly saw a black cloud slowly drifting towards, within which thunder and lightning intersected, containing extremely strong power of Muhua.

Boast!

A bolt of lightning strikes straight, Wu Wang raised his foot to dodge it, and turned his head to stare at the pothole smashed in the ground, his whole body was engulfed by the black line.

Can’t afford it? Just ask if you can’t afford it! ?

Wu Wang grinned at the wooden house and rolled his eyes, then turned and rushed towards the densely wooded area.

Heiyun chased after him!

For a while, cheerful thunder and lightning music played in the forest, and the high-pitched and sometimes broken tenor voice echoed in the mountains and rivers for a long time.

…

no! You can’t keep being so passive!

To take the initiative to attack, to revenge!

He, Wu Wang, was born in the Beiye clan. According to the Beiye tradition, that is “the sky is big and the earth is big, no one is afraid, as soon as his wife calls, he will go home immediately”, and the Beiye people will not accept it.

Besides, at such an advanced age, Shennong has never heard him say that he has a daughter, and the probability of becoming his future father-in-law is ridiculously small.

What are you afraid of?

What are you afraid of?

he isRenyu Renhuang, we are still the young masters of the Kitano clan! The Emperor of the Human Domain is equivalent to the co-lord of Kitano, and the two of them have three or four levels of status difference.

Rounding off is almost the same!

——Although in fact it cannot be said that way.

Declare war, he wants to directly declare war on the contemporary emperor!

By the small river, Wu Wang was wearing tattered shorts and shorts, with a black smoked chicken nest head on his head, and a cruel grin appeared on his charcoal-black face.

then……

“Senior Shennong, do you know the difference between ice made by praying for stars and ice made by self-freezing?”

“Oh? The old man has never studied the art of praying for stars.”

“This is our special herbal tea from Kitano.”

Wu Wang carefully brought two cups of herbal tea with square ice cubes floating in front of the old senior: “This is the recipe of Baihuo tea you taught me yesterday. I prepared it using the Kitano method. Try the difference between the two kinds of ice cubes. ?”

Shennong smiled slightly, took a closer look at the ice cubes, and then at the tea, and found that there was nothing unusual, so he nodded with a smile, took a sip each, and tasted carefully.

Soon, he said with a smile: “This cup is sweeter, and this cup is more pure.”

Wu Wang blinked and said with a smile: “Can you tell which cup of ice is made by praying for astrology?”

“Is this a test for the old man? Hehe, let the old man try again.”

Shennong drank two mouthfuls seriously, closed his eyes and concentrated on comprehending it carefully, tapped the table with his fingers, and said with a smile: “You can’t trouble me, this slightly sweet cup should be made of ice cubes made by praying for stars.

Ok? What are you doing by the window? ”

“Ah,” Wu Wang laughed, “Actually, the ice cubes in the two cups were made with the astrology technique, senior, you guessed wrong.”

“It doesn’t matter what you give the old man to taste?”

“Water for making tea,” Wu Huang said seriously, “The sweet one is collected dew, and the salty one is ordinary spring water.”

Shennong couldn’t help showing a bit of a smile, took a few sips of the cup of sweet tea, and said with a smile: “Oh? You really have a heart, so why are you refunding?”

Wu Wang muttered in a low voice, “Don’t you ask where you collected the dew?”

Shennong’s old face darkened, and Wu Huang jumped out of the window with a whoosh, spread his star wings and flew towards the sky, laughing wantonly.

“It’s on the tiles of the latrine in the back mountain! Don’t worry, you old man! It’s absolutely clean! Hahaha!”

“Bastard! You little bastard! Come back to the old man!”

There was a roar of the Emperor from the wooden hall, and the old man jumped out of the window with the wooden stick, leaving after shadows after him, causing Wu Huang’s laughter to stop abruptly.

Again, a few days later.

Wu Wang was meditating in the mountains, and Shennong came slowly with a wooden stick.

“Wonderful, the old man sees that your kung fu has improved rapidly, but there are still some flaws in it. Here is a practice trick, do you want to learn it?”

Wu Wang blinked, and said seriously: “Senior, you should practice steadily and steadily, and don’t be greedy for merit. The shortcuts in practice seem to be shortcuts, but in fact they are only temporary shortcuts.”

“Don’t worry, this is not a shortcut, but a trick passed down by Senior Fuxi.”

Shennong said slowly: “Although the old man usually likes to joke with you, he won’t cheat you with things like cultivating Taoism. After all, you also have a hope for the future of Human Domain.”

“Can I ask how many hopes you have given out now?”

“About a few hundred copies.”

“Then I don’t worry,” Wu Huang said with a smile, “Then I’m not in a hurry, just practice slowly.”

Shennong’s eyes showed a bit of sentimentality, he raised his head more than ten degrees, and said slowly: “Except for you, everyone has died.”

Wu Wang couldn’t help but startled.

“why?”

“There are many reasons, the bottom line is that they can’t stand the fate of the Emperor,” Shen Nong sighed, “This is also what worries me the most. The Emperor of Heaven has set up layers of shackles, and the successor of the Emperor has always been a problem.

After all, it is too difficult to find someone like this old man who established the foundation at the age of ten, the golden alchemy at the age of fifteen, the immortal at the age of thirty, the immortal at the age of one hundred, and took the time to compile the “Book of Herbs”. ”

Wu Wang: …

I always feel that I have lost, and I am defeated by the kind of tone that can be used to pretend to be sad.

High is still your high.

“What’s the trick?”

“Come on, first take these two pills that the old man specially refined for you, and then run this formula.”

So and so, so and so.

After a while, Wu Wang’s whole body appeared crimson, and his aura was quickly condensed, and it was extremely pure, but he was a little restless, and subconsciously covered his waist with a long robe.

Shennong said slowly:

“The method of refining and transforming qi is not only the initial foundation of practice, but also the key point of this trick.

The yang qi in your whole body is stimulated at this time, which is a good time to improve your cultivation. Don’t worry, even if you can’t refine so much yang qi, you can find a woman to press her palms against each other, and at the same time run the formula that the old man taught you, and you will be fine. To reconcile yin and yang is beneficial to each other.

Oops, oops, I suddenly forgot that you can’t touch women due to your illness, it seems that you can only suffer a little bit. ”

Wu Wang was sweating profusely, gnashing his teeth for a while, but immediately took a deep breath, and started to run the Yandi Art crazily.

godNong floated away, put another elixir on Wu Huang’s back, and said: “If you can’t bear it, take this elixir, if you can hold back, you can refine the essence, this is the benefit of the boy practicing this method.”

The old man had a happy smile on his face.

That day, Wu Wang stepped into the second level of Yandi Jue.

In the following three months, this peaceful deep mountain and old forest has launched one after another, a contest of strategy and wisdom.

…

“Is the young master not coming back?”

On the big ship heading south, that beautiful figure leaned against the bow, quietly looking at the line of the sea and sky.

From time to time, vague spiritual butterflies would appear around her, and when the aura floating in the sea passed by here, they would also circle around her, actively sending in some pure spiritual energy.

Not far away, the eyes of Master Zuodong were full of emotion.

It’s just, it’s as simple as that, the peak of the condensed core state is about to be formed, and the perception of forming the golden core is already sufficient, and the probability of success is almost 100%… Is it?

Who was the old man that day?

A elixir, let the apprentice who has already been reborn once, be reborn again!

“Little Lord……”

Lin Su called softly, her eyes full of determination.

‘I will definitely cultivate Jindan and Nascent Soul early, and I will rush to serve immediately when I hear the young master’s reputation in the human realm. ‘

“Su Qing, you don’t have to worry,” Master Zuodong said warmly, “Little friend Wu Wang has a profound background and extraordinary aptitude, the old man must have taken a fancy to him, accepted him as a disciple, and taught him mystical skills.

At this time, he should be practicing happily in a deep mountain and old forest, don’t worry about it. ”

“Well, young master, he has always been liked by the old man, and he will definitely be able to get along with that senior expert happily.”

After Lin Suqing said this, she turned and floated to her own cabin.

Enlightenment, practice!

…

some day.

Under the scorching sun, Wu Wang was bare-chested, carrying a huge square boulder, and striding on the edge of a clear pool, with two gleaming sharp knives under his body.

There was a cloud of mist floating in the air, and the cloud would irregularly condense into an air hammer, hitting the boulder from time to time, causing Wu Huang’s legs to tremble.

After several months of tossing, Wu Wang is indeed a little stronger than when he left Beiye.

If Xiong Han could see such a situation, he would probably be so excited that he would burst into tears.

A certain old man was sitting by a pool not far away, rolled up his trousers, soaked his feet in the cool spring water, and in front of him was a wooden barrel with several melons and fruits in it.

In the leisurely afternoon, it is time to eat melons, drink tea, toss and toss the young people, and have fun.

“It’s almost time to rest for a while,” Shennong said warmly, “haste makes waste, and physical exercise is not a day’s work.”

The cloud and mist dissipated.

Wu Wang grinned, held the boulder and took two steps forward in a rather steady manner, then placed the stone in the pool steadily, and exhaled lightly.

As soon as he took off his clothes, he jumped into the pool for a while, and then jumped to the shore after he had enough tossing. Wearing a pair of large floral pants, showing off his young and strong body, he sat down slowly beside Shennong and coughed:

“Senior, I think it’s meaningless for us to hurt each other like this.”

“Not happy?”

“It’s mainly because it’s against your tall image,” Wu Hua chuckled, “In this way, let’s show some sincerity first, you can’t eat this green fruit.”

After speaking, he broke open the green fruit in Shennong’s hand, revealing the small fishbone hidden inside.

Shen Nong smiled calmly, and took out the stretchable bamboo joints under the two sharp blades when Wu Wang stepped on the horse just now.

Wu Wang coughed, lowered his head and fiddled for a while, and took away the sprinkler mechanism and the small green water bag from the barrel.

The corner of Shennong’s mouth twitched slightly, and he withdrew the tickling pill that hadn’t spread under Wu Wang’s buttocks…

Then the old and the young looked at each other and smiled, each showing a look of relief, and got up and moved a few feet to the side, and sat down again.

“Senior, do you have a lot of time to be the Emperor?”

Wu Wang asked in bewilderment, “Senior, you seem to be here to teach me how to practice.”

“Leave things to your subordinates, and you only need to make some decisions that affect the entire Human Domain,” Shennong sighed, “The Human Emperor is more of a symbol, and the most important function is to counteract the influence of the gods on the Human Domain.” pressure.

Therefore, the Emperor must be strong enough. ”

Wu Wang asked again: “The Heavenly Emperor imposed many restrictions on the Human Emperor?”

Shennong said slowly: “That’s right, the emperor didn’t dare to show himself in the human domain, but he could use the Dao. His chief commander is in charge of the longevity of all spirits, and has put the shackles of longevity on the people.”

“Can gods live forever?”

“Born with Tao, dies by itself.”

Wu Wang thought for a while, nodded slightly, and asked again: “How long can I practice here?”

“When you reach the condensed alchemy state, the kung fu has reached the third level.” Shennong looked at the Emperor Yan’s order floating behind Wu Wang, “At that time, this thing will enter your body and accompany your soul.

It has many magical functions, and it can also protect your soul from death once. ”

Wu Wang scratched his head: “Isn’t it soon?”

“It’s almost there,” said ShennongHe said with a smile, “Taking the benefits given to you by the Emperor, you should do something for the people. Later, I will send you directly to a wonderful country in Xiye, where you will be very happy.”

“Where?”

“Women’s Country, not far from here.”

Shennong directly gave the answer: “A rebellion is about to break out in the Women’s Kingdom, and the environment is a bit special, you go and have a look, if you don’t want to take action, don’t take action.

If you want to make a move, use your star prayer to help them.

The decision is entirely up to you, I just send you there, if you feel uncomfortable, you can fly away directly. ”

“Shouldn’t this be some weird trial?”

Wu Huang muttered: “I’m not interested in your kind of trials that can train the dead.”

Shennong raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked, “Refining dead people? How do you say that?”

: Meeting Nana Again

Nan Cheng was about to go to checkout, but when he looked down, Lan Xuanyu, who had been beside them before, was gone..

Lan Xiao smiled and said, “It’s alright, I can’t lose it, you go to the checkout, I’ll go find him.”

This advanced hypermarket has very complete monitoring equipment, and it is impossible to lose a child. It must be Lan Xuanyu who was just having fun, he didn’t know where he went.

Lan Xuanyu is indeed a little playful. He is standing in a shop selling figurines at the moment, looking at a particularly beautiful figurine, his little face is full of longing.

The golden figure of Dragon Emperor Douluo opened his door to this exquisite model. But my mother said at the time, I can only buy one. These figures are quite expensive.

At this time, the other figure he liked was painted in silver, with huge wings spread behind his back, long silver hair fluttering behind his head, holding a silver-white long spear, purple eyes, and a slightly cartoony open face. A silver armor.

“Little boy, do you like this?” The salesperson saw him standing there a long time ago. There were not too many people in the store today. She saw that Lan Xuanyu was good-looking, so she came over.

Lan Xuanyu nodded, “Auntie, can this Silver Dragon Douluo be cheap?” The last time he bought a Dragon Emperor Douluo figure, he saw this, but he could only buy one at the time, so he chose it Dragon Emperor Douluo. At that time, Nan Cheng told him that it was a couple, and that the Silver Dragon Douluo was the wife of the Dragon Emperor Douluo.

The salesman smiled and said, “This is not good. This is a limited edition of the thirtieth generation. The armor is made of rare metals, and we have no right to lower the price!”

“Oh.” Lan Xuanyu pouted slightly, “Thank you auntie. Then I’ll buy it later.”

The salesman saw how cute he looked and said with a smile: “Then you have to hurry up. There are very few limited editions left in this batch. We only have this one in our store.”

“Ah?” Lan Xuanyu was a little anxious, he really liked this figure.

“I want this figure.” At this moment, a pleasant voice sounded.

The salesman hurriedly stood up, looked at the person coming, and his eyes suddenly lit up, “Wow, where did you buy your wig? It looks like the one from Silver Dragon Douluo.”

When Lan Xuanyu heard that someone wanted to buy it, and the salesman said that there was only one left, he suddenly became anxious and turned around.

But when he saw the person coming, he couldn’t help being stunned.

Long silver hair, purple eyes, and the same black mask.

“Auntie, it’s you.”

Nana looked at him softly, squatted down, raised her hand, hesitated for a while, but she couldn’t hold back, she touched his pink cheek, “Yes! You like this very much. Is it a figure? Aunt gave it to you.”

“Ah? No, no. Mom said, you can’t just ask for other people’s things.” Lan Xuanyu said quickly.

Nana smiled slightly, “Didn’t I touch your little face? Even if the reward is good.”

Lan Xuanyu was stunned for a while, he obviously didn’t understand this kind of exchange. Seeing that the salesperson had already taken down the Silver Dragon Douluo figure and packed it, he was immediately a little tangled.

Seeing his frown slightly, Nana couldn’t help raising her hand to smoothen his brows, “Frowning doesn’t look good, it’s best to look good when you’re happy.”

“Auntie, can I really have it?” Lan Xuanyu asked hesitantly.

Nana smiled and said, “Of course you can. Auntie will take you to find your father and mother later and help you persuade them, okay?”

“Really?” Lan Xuanyu’s big eyes lit up obviously.

Looking at his excited look, for some unknown reason, Nana suddenly had an urge to buy it for him even if he wanted the whole world.

“Of course it’s true.” Nana’s face hidden under the mask was very gentle.

Lan Xuanyu suddenly took her hand and put it on his cheek, “Auntie, then I’ll let you touch it a few more times.”

“Haha, this little guy, he will sell his looks at such a young age, so cute.” The salesman couldn’t help laughing.

Nana suddenly turned her head, her purple eyes instantly turned cold, she looked at the salesman coldly, “What did you say?”

The salesperson shivered smartly. At that moment, she only felt that her entire body was frozen into an ice sculpture. The body trembled involuntarily.

Lan Xuanyu was also startled and took Lanana’s hand, “Auntie, what’s wrong with you?”

Nana was stunned for a moment, and her expression returned to normal. She said to the salesman lightly, “If you can’t speak, don’t speak.”

The intense heart palpitations spread all over the body at this time, and the salesman responded with a terrified submissive twice, and hurriedly lowered his head to complete the packaging.

“Xuanyu, why did you come here? Let Dad find it easy. Hey, it’s you!” Lan Xiao finally found this place, he turned around, and locked the hand-made store. Sure enough, son It’s really here.

It’s just that he didn’t expect that not only did he see Lan Xuanyu here, but he also saw Nana wearing a mask.

Nana’s face is so easy to impress people, and naturally he can’t forget it.

“Hello.” Nana nodded politely to him.

When Lan Xuanyu saw Lan Xiao, it was as if he had done something wrong. He lowered his head and said, “Dad, my aunt told me to give it to me, can I, can I?”

“Ah?” Lan Xiao looked at Nana in surprise.

Nana said, “I have a lot of fate with this child,

Lan Xiao hurriedly said: “That’s not good! How can I ask for your things when we meet by chance. Well, I’ll pay for it. Thank you.”

“Long live Dad.” Lan Xuanyu jumped up with excitement.

Nana wanted to say something, but looked at Lan Xuanyu with excitementIt looks like, after all, did not say it.

“Long live Auntie too.” As if feeling something, Lan Xuanyu took Nana’s hand and shook it with a smile.

Lan Xiao paid the money, took the packaged Silver Dragon Douluo figure, and couldn’t help rubbing his son’s head dotingly, “Go back and say that Dad bought it for you, otherwise Mom should tell you. UU Read the book www.uukanshu.com”

“Well, Dad is the best.”

Lan Xiao looked helpless. In fact, he couldn’t stand his son’s plea at all, and neither could Nan Cheng. It’s just that Xiao Xuanyu has been very sensible since he was a child, and he rarely pleads with them.

“Goodbye Auntie.” Lan Xuanyu waved to Nana reluctantly, and then followed Lan Xiao away.

Looking at the backs of their father and son, Nana stood there fixedly, with the soft touch in her palm when she held Lan Xuanyu’s small hand. The indescribable emotional stalk lingered in my throat for a long time.

Is it really a coincidence? of course not. In fact, she had already felt it when Lan Xuanyu’s family returned to Sky Dou City after their trip. Especially when he felt where Lan Xuanyu was.

She couldn’t control her emotions, she came here unknowingly, and appeared in front of Lan Xuanyu again.

I don’t want to leave him. There was only this thought in her mind.

Subconsciously, he stepped forward and followed them from a distance. Soon, she saw Nan Cheng, Nan Cheng and Lan Xiao each held Lan Xuanyu’s small hand, and the family of three continued to walk in the store.

Seeing the figure in Lan Xiao’s hand, Nan Cheng didn’t know what to say, and he raised his hand and tapped Lan Xuanyu’s forehead. Seeing her action, for some unknown reason, Nana clenched her fists subconsciously. But reason made her relaxed again, because she saw Lan Xuanyu hugging Nan Cheng’s thigh with a cute look on his face.

I really like him!

Moreover, there was another emotion spreading in her heart, could it be, jealousy?

Taking a deep breath, she made up her mind in an instant, stretched out her long legs, and walked up quickly.

“Please wait a moment.” She called out behind Lan Xiao’s family of three.

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