This Person is Too Serious
Chapter 039
: The First General of the Women’s Kingdom
Just a moment ago, he was still chatting with Ren Huang, listening to Ren Huang’s funeral, ahem, telling himself to be careful and watch out for so and so.
In the next moment, the world was spinning and the world was spinning, and he was sent directly to the bathtub in the country of women.
This experience can actually be published in a book, called “The Bizarre Adventure of the Young Master”.
Thinking about it from another angle, the Human Sovereign who possesses such tyrannical strength is bound by the limit of his lifespan;
It can be seen from this that the right to speak in the Great Desolation World is still in the hands of the powerful gods of the ancient war of gods, and there is nothing for living beings to ask for longevity…
“Are all of you men strong?”
Wu Wang was suddenly interrupted by a question from the side, turned his head, and saw those big eyes shining brightly.
The owner of the big eyes took off his armor at the moment, wearing a loose brown dress, leaning forward almost lying on the table, staring at him from three feet away.
That expression reminded Wu Wang of the self he saw in the mirror when he went to the zoo to see monkeys for the first time when he was a child.
Wu Wang coughed and said: “There is no distinction between men and women in terms of strength, it mainly depends on individual exercise.”
The female general rolled up her sleeves excitedly, and said in a fixed voice:
“Come on! Let’s break our wrists and try!”
Wu Huang smiled and said: “General, you and I are just acquainted for the first time, there are differences between men and women, and physical contact is inconvenient.”
“What’s wrong? Why is arm wrestling considered physical contact?”
The female general stared, stepped on the stool beside her with her left leg, pulled her right arm out of her sleeve, and tore off the button of her collar to expose her shoulders, a sense of pride rushed over her face.
Her face is not beautiful, but it is also a good-looking type. Her eyebrows are slightly thicker and her face is slightly rounder. The advantage is that her figure has no trace of fat, and she has a different style.
It’s a pity that Wu Wang had grown up with this type of woman almost from a young age, and there was no disturbance at all at this time.
The female general was quite dissatisfied with Wu Huang’s reservedness, and snorted coldly: “Since this is the case, this general will not make things difficult for you…Take off your clothes and show me!”
Wu Wang: …
Is this a country of women or a country of rogues?
“The general is joking,” Wu Wang said seriously, “won’t the general ask me how I got here?”
“Oh yes,” the female general stared at Wu Huang, wondering, “Why are you in my cave, still in my bathtub?”
Wu Wang cleared his throat, and said slowly: “This matter is a long story, and it should be a long story, but because it is complicated, I can only explain one sentence.
Me, passing by.
If there is nothing wrong, I will take my leave and leave the border of your country immediately. ”
Wu Wang stood up and bowed to the female general.
“There were many offenses before, please don’t blame the general.”
After saying that, Wu Fan shook the folding fan in his hand, on the surface he looked very relaxed, and walked towards the cave door calmly, but in his heart, he was full of energy, staring at the female general with all his heart.
He is naturally testing.
The female general blinked, raised her hand to grab it aside, and the spear flew into her palm immediately.
“Wait, stop!” she yelled.
Wu Wang shook his head with a smile, starlight bloomed under his feet, his body dragged out streaks of light, and went straight through the ‘living room’ and ‘entrance’ in the cave, and arrived at the shimmering faint light.In front of the cave.
This is a simple protective formation, which prevents Wu Wang’s spiritual consciousness from probing outwards.
This formation should have been passed down from the human domain, and it is not a profound formation; the rings on Wu Wang’s palms flickered lightly, and two auras, one black and one white, merged in the formation.
The light on the mansion gate flickered a few times, then faded away by itself, and the two vermilion gates were easily opened by Wu Wang.
“tell……”
Swish, Swish!
The sound of armor rubbing against each other is uniform!
The arrows shining with cold light filled Wu Wang’s field of vision!
The longbows of several levels far and near were fully drawn, and the uniformly dressed female archers had stern expressions, and they were also staring at Wu Huang at this moment.
They wore simple leather armor on their upper bodies, with no protection on their waists, leather skirts underneath, boots, gloves, and ponytails of the same style.
It’s a pity that brother Ji is not here.
At the first glance, Wu Wang spotted some pretty archers.
If you read correctly, the strings of the longbows drawn by these archers should be made of the long tendons of ferocious beasts that are more than three hundred years old, and their lethality is quite good.
There is amazing power in these slender arms!
Fortunately, Wu Wang was wearing clothes at this time, and the visual impact they received was far less than that of his own general. Although they were very surprised, there was no such thing as a gun being fired.
Wu Wang smiled calmly, closed the door of the mansion slowly, and turned to look at the female general who was carrying a spear not far behind him.
The latter held his head high, winked his eyebrows, and said triumphantly:
“Sue what?”
“Tell me your name, Your Excellency the beautiful General.”
Wu Wang showed a kind smile.
“Hmph, this general is the number one general in front of the women’s kingdom, Feng Ge! Who is that, what are you doing in Human Domain?”
Wu Huang said: “Poverty Dao…the Qingfeng Wangyuemen cultivator practiced in the mountains and did not hold a position in the Human Domain.”
“Casual repair?”
Feng Ge’s eyes brightened, “That is to say, you are not some important person in Human Domain?”
Wu Wang couldn’t help but think of the “good times” he spent with senior Shennong in the past few months, and laughed sarcastically: “I’m just an ordinary monk.”
Feng Ge took two steps forward with the spear on his shoulders, and said excitedly:
“How ordinary? If, cough, what I’m going to say is if. If you die here, no one will take revenge? Nah? Nah?”
Wu Wang: …
Sister, what is the golden light that suddenly appeared on your body? What the hell is that sudden hideous expression? Is this excitement a bit strange?
This is not just a female hooligan, she is already suspected of being a pervert!
But there is one thing to say, this female general has such a strong ‘breath’, the strength of the number one general in front of the female country is really not low.
“Fellow Daoist, what does this mean?”
Wu Wang’s expression became a little more serious, and he said calmly:
“Although the fellow daoist is strong, the poor daoist also has some tricks, but he felt ashamed in rushing into the expensive place, and he didn’t want to fight rough with the fellow daoist.
Do fellow daoist say something like this to kill me? ”
“Hey, friend, you misunderstood!”
Feng Ge threw the spear, pinched his waist with both hands, and laughed loudly:
“I’m just making an analogy, don’t take it to heart! Hahahaha!
How many people are there in Qingfengwangyuemen? Are there any legendary immortals? What is the master’s cultivation level? ”
Wu Wang: …
“Fellow Daoist,” Wu Wang moved his cultivation base, wisps of aura rippling around his body.
Because Senior Shennong gave him the enlightenment, even though his cultivation had reached the alchemy state, but the state was not stable, and his aura was not coherent as a result.
That Feng Ge took a look, yo, this guy’s spirit is so weak… his eyes are even brighter.
Wu Fan’s thoughts suddenly changed.
From the bottom of his heart, he still respects senior Shennong from playing to playing and from making trouble to trouble.
Shennong asked him to come to Women’s Country, and even sent him here directly with great supernatural powers, there must be deep meaning behind this.
‘A rebellion is about to break out there. ‘
If he can help the Women’s Country within his ability, Wu Wang doesn’t mind helping out here.
More importantly, he wanted to know why Shennong paid so much attention to the Kingdom of Women.
There may be some issues with the life style of the Great Desolate Emperor!
With the crystal ball hovering in his hand, Wu Wang had already finalized a general plan in his heart and prepared several backup escape plans.
Doing things belongs to doing things, and endangering lives is another price.
Wu Wang quickly entered the state, with a little more indifference in his eyes, and said indifferently:
“What do fellow daoists want, let’s draw the dao.”
Feng Ge laughed and leaned forward, raising his hand to hook Wu Wang’s shoulders; Wu Wang made a wrong step, and his figure floated back a few feet, leaving Feng Ge in the air.
Feng Ge said with a smile: “Oh, don’t be shy, our women’s country is the most hospitable, we haven’t seen a man in the country for hundreds of years, seeing you is… very kind.
Let’s get closer first? ”
She patted her chest hard, making a sound like hitting a steel plate.
It cannot be said that there will be no waves, only that it is certain.
“Don’t come here!”Wu Wang scolded: “Otherwise I’ll blow up your cave!”
“Don’t be afraid, little brother, this general won’t do anything to you.
Although there are no men in our women’s country, we also know that men need our care and love.
Wa hahaha!
How could this general not understand what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? ”
Feng Ge continued to move forward, while Wu Wang kept retreating under his feet, the two chased and fled, Wu Wang’s forehead was gradually engulfed by the black line.
“stop!”
Wu Huang scolded: “What the hell are you trying to do!?”
Feng Ge wiped the saliva from his mouth, and said with a smile: “Isn’t it unreasonable for you to suddenly appear in this general’s cave, to forgive your sins and get acquainted with you?”
“Let’s fight.”
Wu vainly said: “If I lose to you, I will follow your arrangement. If you lose to me, let me go from here!”
Feng Ge was overjoyed immediately.
Wu Wang immediately said again: “But whether I lose or win, you must not have any skin contact with me.”
Feng Ge blinked, wondering, “Why is Ren Yu still so conservative?”
There was a bit of justice on Wu Wang’s face, and his figure seemed much more majestic at this moment.
“The education I have received since I was a child does not support my debauchery.”
Feng Ge’s eyes were full of admiration: “Could it be that you are the legendary chaste man? This should be very rare in the human realm… If it is dedicated to His Majesty, His Majesty will definitely be very happy.”
Wu Wang secretly raised his eyebrows.
So, after a while.
Wu Wang sat down on the ground, sighed slowly, with a rather lonely expression on his face, the spear rested on his shoulder, but it was far away from his neck.
Sure enough, he was still a rookie without the astrology.
Feng Ge proudly said: “How is it? Are you convinced? You are too weak.”
Wu Wang turned his head and looked aside stubbornly, but he was analyzing the specific strength of Feng Ge in his heart.
If he threw some hole cards out and just wanted to escape from here, this Feng Ge should not be able to stop him.
Feng Ge looked at the cave that had become dilapidated due to previous fights, but he waved his hand quite proudly:
“Come on! Prepare the frame!
Immediately notify the capital, I will catch a man and send it to His Majesty immediately! ”
Wu Wang: …
Unexpectedly, he will also be used as a gift one day.
Forget it, what’s wrong with taking so many benefits from Senior Shennong and helping Senior Shennong take care of the backyard?
He secretly consolidated the ice crystal film all over his body, took a dagger to his neck, and when the door of the mansion opened, he said in a fixed voice:
“According to the agreement, I will listen to your arrangement, but if anyone touches me, I will die here!”
The group of archers who were about to rush forward immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.
Feng Ge couldn’t help scratching his brows, and greeted: “Stay away from him three feet away, don’t wrong him, this is a legendary man!”
“man?”
“This is a man?!”
“It feels like our general is no different, they are all so flat.”
There was a little commotion among the archers, a group of women gathered around Wu Wang, looking at them curiously, and each of them held the person next to them with their arms, not daring to get too close.
Wu Wang frowned tightly, but poked out his spiritual sense out of the cave to observe the surrounding environment.
This is a valley with towering forests on both sides, and this cave was excavated at the bottom of a cliff on one side.
Soon, the ‘spectacle’ outside the valley attracted Wu Wang’s attention.
It was noon at this time, and there was an invisible film between the sky and the earth; the film was full of colorful shimmer, and at the bottom was a ‘river’ hundreds of feet wide, and the river was quite turbulent.
On the outside of the river, outside the film, a giant wild boar-like beast stood quietly, wrapped in a layer of rocks, like a sculpture created by nature.
However, even if the film can hinder the exploration of spiritual consciousness, Wu Wang still felt the terrifying vitality contained in the body of this giant beast.
Petrified living monsters, boundless barriers, wide rivers…
After being put on the frame by that Feng Ge, Wu Wang secretly used the star prayer technique to observe the boundary of the land he was in, and a picture with a radius of hundreds of miles emerged in his heart.
In this range, I still only saw a corner of the barrier, and I saw dozens of petrified giant beasts of different shapes evenly distributed outside the barrier.
From a bird’s-eye view, the river seems to draw a standard circle on the earth with a compass.
A country covered by a barrier of thousands of miles? How much spiritual power does this barrier need to consume?
I’m afraid, it can only come from the handwriting of the gods.
Feng Ge also kept his word, and the military discipline of Women’s Kingdom was not bad.
When Wu Wang walked out of the cave surrounded by a group of archers and got on the carriage, the women from the entire valley barracks rushed over, but no one came close to Wu Wang.
Feng Ge triumphantly showed off the man he had captured to his subordinates, arranged a few words for the defense of the place, led more than a hundred light cavalry and the carriage Wu Wang was riding in, and rushed out of the valley from the river bank, along a road, towards the Galloping in the direction of the dot of the Thousand Mile Barrier.
While Wu Huan was tense, he sorted out the information he knew so far.
I should be in a women’s country at this timeIn the corner of the border, I met Feng Ge, the number one general in front of the imperial court, and it was likely that the meeting was arranged by Senior Shen Nong.
One question is, since this Feng Ge is the general of the ‘Imperial’, why is he at the border?
Here, there should only be a few possibilities…
“Hey, what’s your name?”
Feng Ge was riding a handsome white horse, roaring loudly from the frame.
Wu Wang continued holding the dagger across his neck, and snorted: “Wu Wang, this is my Dao name.”
“Then do you have a name?”
“It’s enough for you to call my Taoist name, we practitioners have already escaped from the secular world.”
“That’s right, no wrong, no wrong,” Feng Ge’s round eyes were full of curiosity, “Hey, why do you men have children?”
Wu Wang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and corrected him: “Men can’t have children.”
“Then how do you reproduce?”
Wu Huang said in a serious and authentic way: “Festivals in the bridal chamber, marriage between men and women, yin and yang intercourse, pregnancy for ten months, and birth by a pregnant woman.”
Feng Ge wondered: “It’s strange, then why can we get pregnant after soaking in a bath?”
“This is the origin of your women’s country.” Wu Huang’s voice slowed down a bit, “I have also heard the rumors about your women’s country. It is said that you have a treasure pool here, and women can get pregnant when they bathe in it, and all the children will be born. Women, it’s been like this for generations.”
“Hey,” Feng Ge turned his head to look at the way he came from, probably to see the barrier, “Is our girl country famous outside?”
“That’s right,” Wu Huang said, “but very few people can find the country of women, can’t you get out?”
“can not go out.”
Feng Ge shook his head: “You can stay here with peace of mind when you come, with that barrier, no one can get out!
But don’t worry, as the only man in the country, your ownership will be decided by the king.
Hey, the treatment must not be bad! ”
A young lady on the side reminded:
“General, my subordinates haven’t had time to report this.
Just before we set off, news came that a man had also been arrested in the capital. ”
“real or fake?!”
Feng Ge glared: “Then I’m not the only one? Is this the only way to achieve great achievements?”
another man? At this point in time? Could it be that he was also brought in by senior Shennong?
Wu Fan suddenly felt…a sense of ominous premonition.
Ripples appeared on the calm water surface, and circles of swirling ripples appeared from the inside to the outside. It was almost just a few breaths, and the huge pool had already turned into a whirlpool.
The people who were entering the mall immediately noticed the change and stopped to watch in amazement.
The next moment, the circle of vortices slowly climbed upwards, and the pool water actually broke away from the pool and rose slowly.
“Waterspout?” Nan Cheng blurted out. She is the controller of the ice element, and she is naturally very friendly to the water element. At a distance of 100 meters, the water element in the pool can be turned into a waterspout, which is not something that a sixth-order soul emperor can do.
In other words, the girl around him who is obviously younger than himself is at least a powerhouse above the Soul Emperor level.
What’s more, the waterspout continued to climb, and in a blink of an eye, it had climbed to a height of 100 meters, and the highest point of the vortex had reached close to level with them.
Silver light flashed in Nana’s eyes, and the center of the waterspout was surging.The dragon slowly condensed out, and actually soared in the low dragon roar.
Because of the distance, the Lan Xiao family could see it the most clearly. The water dragon is not just an appearance, it looks solid like a real dragon, with whiskers, claws, and scales. In the dragon’s eyes, there is even more light. The water dragon is more than ten meters long, circling and reciprocating in the air, causing exclamations from below.
However, this is just the beginning. Just when people were surprised, the volume of the overall water vortex shrunk again, and another water dragon appeared, also hovering in the air. Then there are the third, the fourth…
Until nine water dragons appeared circling in the sky in the center of the shopping mall, all the water in the pool was exhausted, and only a huge water drop with a diameter of five meters was suspended in the center.
Nine water dragons circled and soared around this huge blue water drop, which was extremely spectacular. There were already people standing on the guardrails on every floor. Not only the customers, but even the clerks in the store couldn’t help but run out.
The customers exclaimed while recording videos with their soul communicators. This is really spectacular! In their view, this should be a surprise given by the mall.
At this moment, Lan Xiao and Nan Cheng were both in shock. This, is this really what Nana did?
If this is really what she did, what level of control has she reached over the water element?
Nana turned to look at Lan Xiao and Nan Cheng, “Is it alright?”
Nan Cheng asked tentatively, “You, are you a Titled Douluo?”
Nana was stunned for a moment, “Title Douluo? It should be.” She actually doesn’t know it herself. She has also learned some knowledge about this world over the years, and probably knows what a Title Douluo is. Subconsciously, she thinks that she Should not be. But it seems to have something to do with this title. From Nan Cheng’s eager eyes, she felt that she should admit it, which would make it easier for the other party to recognize her.
“Title Douluo!” Nan Cheng blushed a little with excitement. Even though she was already a sixth-order Soul Emperor, she had never seen a Title Douluo before. And even in today’s advanced soul guidance technology, any Title Douluo is still the most noble existence in the Federation.
Nana’s right hand pointed down, the water drop floating in the middle of the air floated down, nine water dragons chased down, and finally fell into the pool, without splashing half a minute of water, just silently merged into the pool in a few moments. , the water has also returned to calm again. If it hadn’t seen the previous scene, I’m afraid no one would have found out what happened.
Lan Xiao’s cultivation was not as good as Nan Cheng’s, and he couldn’t even tell what level of cultivation could be achieved. But the four words titled Douluo had an equally huge impact on him.
Nana said: “You should have recorded my communication number just now. You can contact me by checking it. When will you return to Tianluoxing?”
Nan Cheng said subconsciously, “Tomorrow.”
Nana nodded, then squatted down, touched Lan Xuanyu’s head lightly, and said with a smile, “See you tomorrow then.”
Until Nana’s back completely disappeared, Lan Xiao and Nan Cheng still felt like they were in a dream.
Titled Douluo? If the opponent is really a Titled Douluo, then there is nothing to doubt. Not to mention the title Douluo, the support given by the Federation alone is enough to make him a high-ranking person with generous rewards. No wonder people don’t care about anything. Could it be that he really has a fate with Lan Xuanyu?
Lan Xiao frowned slightly and asked Nan Cheng, “Could it be that you found something?”
Nan Cheng shook his head and said, “If we don’t care, we will be confused. All the instruments can’t detect anything, just look at it from the outside, even if it’s a Title Douluo, what can you detect?”
“Father, mother, what are you talking about? Is Aunt Nana going to be a teacher for me?” Lan Xuanyu looked at them with wide eyes.
Nan Cheng said, “Then do you like Aunt Nana?”
“I like it, I like it.” Lan Xuanyu nodded hastily, looking at the Silver Dragon Douluo figure in his father’s hand, he liked it very much.
Lan Xiao said: “Let’s talk about the situation. If I remember correctly, the spaceship we returned has long since been empty.
Being spotted by a Titled Douluo, it is not easy to refuse, especially when the other party is completely good-natured. At least on the surface, UU reading www.uukanshu. com Nana really loves Lan Xuanyu. Even at the expense of exposing his abilities in front of others.
Interest in shopping has dropped a lot. After simply turning around, listening to the amazement of the surrounding customers at the previous Nine Dragons Play, the family of three returned to the hotel soon.
Spaceships wait for no one. Early the next morning, they packed up their luggage early and came to Tiandouxing Space Center again, ready to take the spaceship to leave.
“Will Aunt Nana come?” Lan Xuanyu looked around in the waiting room, but never saw Nana.
“Dad doesn’t know either. Maybe, it really depends on fate.” Lan Xiao said so, but in fact he didn’t really want to see that beautiful figure again.
Nan Cheng had an indifferent mentality. If there was a titled Douluo to teach his son, of course it wouldn’t be a bad thing. As for jealousy, frankly, since seeing Nana’s true appearance, she has never had such a feeling at all. One is because Lan Xiao will be going away soon after returning, and the other is because she believes that with Nana’s appearance, she may not look down on her husband. If his son grows up, it is estimated thatI still hope to find such a beautiful girlfriend.
They never saw Nana again until they boarded the spaceship. The return trip was in the same spaceship, and they booked a round-trip ticket. Still number seven seven zero three.
Before the spacecraft took off, it was still the lengthy safety reminder.
Lan Xuanyu’s mood was a little down. He pouted until the spaceship ignited and took off. Because he never saw Nana’s figure.
He wanted Lan Xiao to contact Nana, but Lan Xiao refused, just told him that if there was fate, he would definitely meet. If you can’t see it, it’s fate.
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