This Person is Too Serious

Chapter 29: Andrology master, the gospel of strange diseases!

  The big ship is about to leave the shore, and the formation at the bottom of the ship has already begun to move, and you can feel the force of the clear water to lift the hull.

   In the top cabin, Wu Wang leaned against the desk, thinking about it, motionless for a while.

   Although the fortune-telling old man didn't directly follow him, the things he was staring at were already inseparable.

   Serious Gua Master, can you directly block the way and say that someone else has the disaster of blood and light?

  Wu Wang deliberately gave the money and silk as a test. The other party's first reaction was not to protect the money and silk, but to hold the jade coin and subconsciously want to talk to him...

   In his bones, he doesn't value money. Could this be the performance of a professional liar?

   Just, very unprofessional.

  ‘Although the blessings and misfortunes have not been revealed at this time, they should not be a burden. ’

   took a breath, Wu Wang already made a decision.

  —Let the real person Zuodong lead Lin Suqing one step ahead. Later, he hid in the sea and waited for the big ship behind, hiding himself and going to the human domain.

   It was careless, there was no flash in advance.

   also did not expect that the forces behind Brother Ji could directly capture his journey south and find him here.

coincide?

   Although this possibility is not ruled out, Wu Wang cannot pin his hopes on the word ‘possible’.

   If the Gua master suddenly appeared outside the door, he smiled and asked himself: "Are you trying, little friends, ninety percent of them will die."

   I will be extremely passive!

  咚, 咚, 咚...

   There was a sudden sound of crutches knocking on the boat board outside the door.

   Even, only this sound was left in Wu Wang's ears, the sea and the sky were extremely quiet, and the hustle and bustle of the ship disappeared without a trace.

   The cabin door in front of Wu Wang has been opened for unknown time, and who opened it...

   There is a figure, silently and slowly drifting past Wu Wangmen.

   This is an old man.

   The gray and white hair is scattered at will, the shoulders are draped, and the hand is holding a long stick. The old face that seems quite ordinary at first glance, but it makes people unable to leave an impression, and they will forget it afterwards.

   When the old man was about to float past the hatch, he turned his head and glanced at Wu Wang.

   Wu Wang's heart was tight. If he hadn't had enough self-control, he would almost throw out dozens of crystal **** and directly spread out the star wings to escape.

   When the figure of the old man just floated across the door frame...

   "Little friend is the young master of the bear clan, Xiong Ba?"

   A gentle call suddenly came from behind.

   Wu Wang was stiff, with goose bumps all over his arms; turning his head slightly, the barefoot old man who had just drifted by outside was sitting strangely at the table by the window, seeming to be laughing.

  Also, Wu Wang still couldn't remember the appearance of this person, he could only feel that the other party was smiling pleasantly.

   Calm down, don't panic.

   Wu Wang immediately made a decision in his heart. He made a stunned look, raised his hand to gesture at the figure that had just been drawn outside, and then looked at the figure sitting by the window, slightly dry.

"haha."

   The old man in clothes chuckles his beard chuckles, leaning on the wooden stick by the table, and saying slowly:

   "When I get older, sometimes I can't control my appearance.

  Come on, little friends come and sit down, don't be restrained, don't be afraid, this time I'm here for your strange illness. "

   Wu Wang groaned a few times and asked: "Dare to ask, senior, are you..."

   "You can treat me as a general doctor."

   The barefooted old man stared at Wu Wang, his hands pressed on his knees, and his sitting posture was quite chic.

   He explained: "I had a disciple who went to the North Field to collect medicine. He happened to be met by the patriarch of the Xiong Huo clan. Please go and heal a strange disease for the little friend.

   Some unpleasant things seemed to happen later, but these are not very important.

   After leaving Kitano, my disciple was quite troubled and almost stunned.

He has practiced medicine for more than 3,600 years. There are countless living people. He has no calculations. He can't find the root of the strange disease of the little friend. His heart is very distressed. A few days ago, he couldn't help but go to my secluded place to search for it. I.

   He said, your strange disease is very strange. It is not a heart disease, a body disease, or a mental illness. It is really impossible to judge the cause of the disease. "

   Wu Wang blinked, and bubbles emerged from behind his head, and a certain black-and-white silhouette appeared in it.

  【That, it was a sunny afternoon when I was eleven years old.

   His father descended from the sky on a flying bear, and brought a veteran man with a fairy style and a silk-faced Tsing Yi robe. The expression of this veteran is very confident, and the expressions of the people around him are very respectful.

   Soon, several strong men carried this old way out of the royal court, and threw it gently on the grass.

   The old Dao lay there blankly, even if the medicine box was hit on his body, there was no response...

   After a while, the old Dao was in tears, got up and looked at the sky, leaving a cry, and then driving away in the surprised eyes of the people.

   That cry, Wu Wang still remembers until now, it was so unwilling, so painful, and it made him feel guilty.

   "No—this disease is too difficult!"

   Later, there was also a complaint from his father, Xiong Han, who had been talking about it for a few years:

  ‘Eating grass can cure diseases? Can it replenish vitality? ridiculous! ’

   When Wu Wang thought of this, he could only shook his head secretly, feeling that his old father didn't know what he had missed. 】

   "Senior you!"

   Wu Wang's voice trembled, two flames ignited in his eyes, and he asked in a low voice, "Could it be the master of Master Yuan?"

   "Yes," the old man squinted and chuckled softly. "I was going to Kitano to find you. I didn't expect to encounter you by chance here. At this time, the strange disease can be cured? Can I be diagnosed and treated?"

   Wu Wang asked with concern: "Is the doctor Yuan okay?"

   "He is okay, but he was too confident before. How can there be a genius doctor in this world who can cure all diseases?"

   The old man said warmly: "Xiao Yuan is only good at treating men's hidden diseases. It stands to reason that you are just the right partner for your strange disease with your little friend, but you can't see the root cause of the disease, and it is a big blow to him.

   But it's okay. At this time, I have cheered up and continue to travel between the world and the land of medicine.

how? Could it be that little friend, can't believe in my medical skills? "

  Wu Wang rolled up his sleeves and walked quickly, and said: "Senior for labor, senior for labor."

   The old man raised his beard and nodded. After Wu Wang sat aside, he stretched out his arms, pressed his fingers on his veins, and said with a smile:

   "Does the little friend trust me like this?"

   is here, it really is a trial of a trial nature.

   Wu Wang smiled without taking his arm back, and said with a serious face:

  "In this way, if seniors are harmful to my heart, one finger is enough to destroy my soul.

   In front of a senior like senior, no matter how much I spend my intestines, it is better to keep a little sincere.

  Secondly, there are not many people who know me that I am sick, and there are not many people who know my identity here.

   In addition to being a mentor and apprentice to Master Yuan, the seniors should have also learned about me from other sources; such as Brother Ji, Fairy Ling, or the real fairyland teacher next to them.

   Three times, I can hardly refuse the conditions you mentioned, senior.

   This strange disease has tormented me for nearly ten years, and it hits my self-confidence as a man all the time.

   If there is hope for a cure, even if it is more adventurous, I will admit it!

   Senior, please! "

   "Hahaha, you deserve to be the young master of the Kitano clan. He has such insight and courage at the age of eighteen, not bad."

   The old man helped his beard chuckle a few times, and put his **** on Wu Wang's wrist.

   At this moment, Wu Wang suddenly saw the old man's face clearly, and the old man's voice and appearance appeared in his memory.

   The old man should have been handsome when he was young, at this time he can only be said to be kind.

  The thin face looks old, but there are not many wrinkles; the cheeks are warm and bloody, but they give people a sense of life and decline.

   Soon, the old man frowned slightly and pondered.

   Wu Wang also raised his heart, staring at the big man, his thoughts in his heart were quite complicated, he was curious about the identity of the old man, and wondered if his strange illness could be solved.

   After a while, the old man spit out two words:

"strangeness."

   Wu Wang sighed inwardly, immediately cheered up, and smiled: "Senior is bothering me. My strange disease shouldn't be a symptom."

   "Little friend," the old man said sternly, "Can you tell me, when did you get sick in the first place?"

   "At the age of seven or eight," Wu thought for a while, but didn't directly say anything about the dream. "This strange disease came suddenly, but I have no impression of how it came."

   The old man nodded slowly, bowed his head for a moment in deep thought, then couldn't help standing up, pacing back and forth in the cabin barefoot.

  Wu Wang sat quietly beside him, and his heart was a little overwhelming. He hadn't been so nervous for many years.

   The big ship shook slightly and was already driving on the sea at full speed.

   "Young Master? Are there any guests?"

   Lin Suqing's voice came from outside the door, and the old aunt looked into the room, but was blocked by Wu Wei's silent gesture.

   Lin Su lightly stared at the old man for a few moments, doubts after another appeared in his heart, before he had time to say anything, he was dragged away by the dust thrown by the Taoist Zuodong.

   In the next cabin, the Taoist in the left cave hurriedly opened the sound-proof array, staring at Lin Suqing:

   "Careful! What are you looking at there!"

   "Master, there is a visitor over there, I'm going to pour tea... Senior, why can't the disciple remember his appearance?"

   "That is called Hongchenwai, also known as Wuxiangzun! Can you see the mighty face at will?"

   The Taoist in the left cave wiped his forehead with cold sweat, and scolded:

   "Honestly, don't get into trouble!"

   At the same time, Wu Wang has some sentiments, and feels a little sorry for the old aunt's missed opportunity.

   The cabin was quiet, the old man paced for a full half an hour, and finally turned to look at Wu Wang, his eyes bright:

   "Can you come with me, little friend? Let's take a look at how your strange disease happened."

  Wu Wang thought a little, nodded solemnly, and gathered up his storage magic weapon in front of the old man, went to the next room, and said slowly:

   "Su Qing, I will leave with this senior, and senior is here to help me heal.

   If I won’t be able to come back for a while, you can follow Senior Zuodong back to the sect, and I will find you when I am free. "

   After a speech, Wu Wang smiled again:

   "If seniors have given me any benefit, I will also keep a copy for you."

   "Young people, it's not good to be too slippery. What benefit can I give you as an old man?"

   The barefoot old man chuckled, and a treasure pill flew out of his sleeve. The treasure pill turned into a streamer and penetrated through the gap between the doors and windows, and went straight into Lin Suqing's mouth.

   Lin Suqing, who was about to rush out, swayed and fell straight back and fell asleep.

  Wu Wang turned his head and glanced at the old man. The latter smiled and said, "A pill to improve her affinity with the Dao Dao, let's go, go to the shore first, and find a few more women to try."

   "Thank you, senior."

   Wu Wang felt the state of Lin Suqing, his heart relaxed a little, and he bowed his hands across the board and said, "Senior Zuodong, take care."

   Aside, the old man Yin Yi's right hand fell on his shoulder.

   Before Wu Wang could make any response, he felt that the sky was spinning before his eyes, and the light and shadow around him were stretched infinitely and shrunk extremely quickly.

   It was almost in the blink of an eye. He had left the big ship and appeared in a valley.

   In front of it is a pebble-paved river bed, on both sides are towering valleys, and in the distance there are several cottages with smoky grass.

This?

   Teleport? Move the universe? Or a fantasy?

   Wu Wang felt the gentle breeze, and listened to the roar of beasts and birds in the distant forest.

   I know that this big guy is unpredictable, but I didn't expect to be able to...compared to his old mother.

   Moreover, his mother used the divine power of the Star God to complete the long-distance teleportation. This old senior took him and arrived here without a trace. He could only feel the slight fluctuation of the spiritual energy.

   is definitely a master of Human Domain.

   "I heard Xiao Yuan say, your strange disease is that you will faint if you touch a girl?" the old man asked warmly.

   Wu hurriedly said: "Accurately speaking, it is me who feels touched by women, which makes me faint."

   "Don't move here, I'll go over there and invite some women over."

   The old man said softly, and then exhorted: "The layer of ice crystals covering your body will go back for the time being."

   Wu Wang nodded honestly.

   Soon, the old man smiled and brought a few people from the grassy cottage. There was a famous girl with the spirit of the mountain, a middle-aged woman, an old woman, and a strong man.

  Experimental control group?

   The corners of Wu Wang's mouth twitched slightly. He was moved by the rigor of the old man, and he felt that he had become a frog to be solved in the experimental class of his previous life.

   Next, for Wu Wang, it was another ordeal.

  Wu Wang first sat cross-legged on the ground, raised his hand to make contact with the four people separately, and fainted directly every time.

   When he got to the back, the old man couldn’t help but sit behind Wu Wang, holding him with his hands, his eyes full of feelings...

   The last time he touched the brawny man, there was no reaction at all.

   The brawny man blushed and looked at Wu Wang with scorching eyes. Wu Wang gave an ugly smirk.

   "Brother, let go."

   The brawny man came back to his senses, and quickly withdrew his rough hand, smiled at Wu Wanghan a few times, and then blinked slightly.

   Wu Wang trembled a few times and almost couldn't help but hit someone.

   "How many workers are there, and how many workers are there."

   The old man in Yinyi thanked him, and these people hurriedly said no, while looking at Wu Wang, they returned to the cottage.

   The girl asked in a low voice, "Can't this brother touch the girl?"

   Wu Wang smiled weakly and said: "I may be waiting for a woman who can come into contact with me to appear."

   Two little stars suddenly appeared in the girl’s eyes, and the brawny man...winked at Wu Wang again...

   Wu Wang:...

   After a few people left, Wu Wei stopped feeling dizzy and sat upright.

   The old man sat cross-legged barefoot in front of Wu Wang, laying the stick flat on his body, his expression a little serious.

   "Senior, are you helpless?"

"No, I have a way to help you, UU reading www.uukanshu.com" the old man said slowly, "I have probably figured out where your illness originated. It's not a mental illness, or a physical and mental illness. This time should be yours alone.

   Xiao Yuan, don’t cry. "

   Wu Wang was taken aback, and suddenly stood up excitedly, staring: "You just said that there is a way to help me?"

   "Yes, I have a way to help you."

   Wu Wang tremblingly said: "Really?"

   "Why, can't you still trust me?"

   The barefoot old man snorted, reached out his hand in his sleeve and fumbled for a while, and quickly took out a tablecloth similar to a fortune-telling booth, and shook it open directly, revealing the four characters inside—

  Female, sick, free, worry!

  Wu Wang couldn't help but tilt his head. The old man looked down and returned the tablecloth with a calm expression, and changed another one:

   Male, sick, holy, hand!

   The old man smiled and said: "Reproduction is the top priority of a race. There are no one thousand or eight hundred men who are confident in my hands. It can be said that your disease is only solved by me in this world."

   "Dare to ask senior who are you?"

   "You can call me Old Man Lianshan."

   "Huh..."

Wu Zuo breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "You almost thought that you were the rumors of the modern emperor Shennong who tasted all the herbs and pioneered medicine. Fortunately, how could the emperor appear so casually in front of my junior. "

   The corners of the old man’s mouth twitched slightly, and he said indifferently, “Ah, my name is Shennong. In addition to treating people in Human Domain, I have indeed been a part-time emperor for seven to eight thousand years.”

   Wu Wang's neck stood up, his expression a little stiff.

   "Sit down, don't be restrained," the old man smiled, "I am a doctor, you are a seeker, and let me decide whether to help you.

   After all, the old man is not a casual senior. "

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