This scumbag is not easy

Longhuai No. 1 Middle School, infirmary.

Doctor Shen Yi is seeing a doctor for classmate Zhang Yi, and the two of them are supposed to cover their eyes.

So whispered.

They thought no one heard.

But Qin Fei's ability to turn on the wall has ears, so he heard clearly.

"How long has it been since you."

Dr. Shen is a very gentle woman, like a hen caring for a chick, and asked Zhang Yi softly.

Qin Fei didn't understand this sentence, how long hasn't it happened.

"Uh, it seems that I haven't come for more than two months." Zhang Yi was a little shy and coy, not quite like her usual way.

Two months?Why didn't it come, Qin Feiyue listened mysteriously, more curious, and listened attentively.

"There are no special changes in diet during this time, right." Dr. Shen continued to ask.

"No, it's normal eating."

"Do you have a boyfriend with that classmate?"

"Uh, why did Dr. Shen ask this? There must not be any."

"Classmates, let me just say, have you ever had intercourse during this time." Dr. Shen did ask directly and professionally.

Qin Fei almost squirted out a mouthful of water, no way, so amazing!

Is there a cub?

Said that Qin Fei would not feel dizzy, and his eyes would not be dizzy.

"I didn't, how could it be, Doctor Shen..." Zhang Yi desperately shook his head and waved his hand, blushing immediately, even the roots of his ears were red.

......

"That shouldn't be it." Dr. Shen expressed his doubts and found the root cause of the disease to prescribe the right medicine.

"Then do you change and wash your underwear diligently."

"I change it every day."

"Did you go swimming in a public swimming pool during this time?" There really is a swimming pool near Qin Fei's school.

But Qin Fei has not been there, so let's find a chance to play, but the weather now seems not suitable.

"No, I can't even swim."

Qin Fei wanted Zhang Yi to go swimming, what a spectacular sight.

"That should be impossible. Your illness is related to your unhealthy sexual intercourse or unsanitary living habits. Think about whether you have any other unhealthy behaviors."

Qin Fei couldn't suppress his curiosity, and remembered that he also had a skill: fiery eyes and golden eyes.

What are you waiting for!

Ding!Fire Eye and Golden Eye skill trigger.

Qin Fei cast his gaze on Zhang Yi.

Ding!This person-abnormal vaginal discharge.

Is this abnormal vaginal discharge again?

Qin Fei hit the bar with this phrase today.

What do you mean?

Qin Fei didn't know much about medicine at ordinary times, but suddenly became very interested in this disease.

It seems that I have to go back and ask Professor Wu, let him focus on the late-night discussion.

"Doctor Shen, that, that, my underwear is washed together in the public washing machine, I don't know if it will affect it."

Zhang Yi's head was about to drop under the table, as if she didn't dare to see anyone.

Indeed, there is a public washing machine on each floor of the dormitory building of Longhuai No. 1 Middle School. The price is two yuan per time. You can scan the QR code and pay directly.

However, Qin Fei has never used a poor ghost like Qin Fei once, and he washes it with his own feet.

The few young masters in my dormitory are regular visitors, and every time they collect clothes, underwear and everything for a week, they throw them in and wash them together.

Our CUHK female doctor seemed to understand, but just smiled.

"It's okay. At your age, when you are sexually mature, you should pay attention to personal hygiene. The underwear is best to be washed by hand and never put in a public washing machine. There are too many bacterial and virus infections."

Doctor Shen explained patiently.

Zhang Yi nodded shyly to show attention.

"Thank you Dr. Shen, I will pay attention to it in the future."

"Well, this bottle of Fu Yanjie, you take it back, wash it a day, and you will be fine soon."

"Thank you sister." Zhang Yi took Fu Yanjie, got up to go outside, and suddenly saw the person behind.

Her face turned white and red. If there is a hole in the ground, she wants to get in now.

She knew that someone had just entered, but she didn't expect this person to be Qin Fei.

What a shame.

But he probably didn't hear the conversation between himself and the doctor, otherwise...

At this moment, Qin Fei suddenly remembered his previous platinum mission: to help Zhang Yi, the class flower, solve personal problems.

Although it was cancelled later.

It seems that this level flower really has personal problems.

Pity.

I didn't expect it to be this.

Qin Fei was really happy to solve this task, and he didn't think it was a shame to help girls wash their underwear.

When the two looked at each other, they stopped talking...

"Next classmate, you are here, come here soon." Dr. Shen's gentle voice sounded at the right time, and Qin Fei didn't want that much.

Zhang Yi smiled at us.

Struggling to get up and sit down.

The warmth and fragrance of Zhang Yi still remained on the chair.

But Qin Fei was a little nervous.

Abnormal leucorrhea is not an infectious disease, Qin Fei was a little restless.

"What is your name."

"Qin Fei."

"That class."

"High School One and Eight."

"This classmate, do you have any questions."

"No problem, I just have a fever, my body is cold, and my head is a little dizzy."

"I said it's fine. The fever is a serious problem. Don't be careless. Hold your head out." Doctor Shen Yi was very nervous, touched Qin Fei's forehead, and then quickly bounced away.

"Wow, it's so hot, it's not a small problem, it's a big problem."

"Doctor, I'm really fine, I just want to come over and open one..."

"Stop talking, put it in by yourself, and clamp it." Doctor Shen shook it and handed over a mercury thermometer.

This Qin Fei understands that the temperature measurement can be placed under the armpit, of course, it can also be placed in the chrysanthemum, which is more accurate and comfortable, but the operation is not very elegant.

Most people don't use it this way.

Qin Fei is not too messy!

"Dr. Shen, I don’t really have any problems. I don’t need to prescribe medicine. I will issue a high fever certificate. Then I will ask our teacher for a leave and go back to the dormitory to sleep." Qin Fei didn’t want to be here. waste time.

Because this is a disease caused by the system, no one can cure it well, and the treatment is in vain, as long as one day later, it will naturally get better.

"What the hell is going on with you bear boy, you are so disobedient, believe it or not, I will hit you, hurry up and get in."

Doctor Shen Yi was really responsible, half distressed and half scolded, asking Qin Fei to test his temperature.

"No, really, I'm really fine, I know my body, but our teacher needs my diagnosis certificate, so please help me get one."

Although Qin Fei's speech was weak, his order was clear.

"If you don't cooperate, I won't issue you this certificate."

This Doctor Shen is angry. She is a very caring and good person and a great mother, so she has nothing to say to the students.

Qin Fei looked at the doctor's distressed and anxious face, and helplessly clamped the mercury needle, Dr. Shen continued to ask.

"Is there a sore throat."

"No."

"Runny nose?"

"No."

"How did you get sick."

"Streaking."

"..."

"No, maybe I kicked the quilt last night and it was cold."

"Oh, your children living in school must take good care of themselves. My child sleeps at home as skinny as you. He often kicks the quilt. I get up three times every night."

"Doctor Shen, please give me a fever diagnosis certificate, let me go back for business, I know my body, I can't die, just go back and sleep tomorrow."

"Let's take a look at how many degrees, the time is almost up, take it out."

As soon as Qin Fei took out the mercury needle, Dr. Shen's face turned pale, and he was so nervous that the pen dropped.

"43 degrees?" The doctor reconfirmed, yes, it was 43 degrees.

"You have a super fever in this situation, Qin Fei is very dangerous now." Doctor Shen Yi showed a nervous expression.

"Doctor Shen, don't worry, little things, I often have a fever of 43 degrees, and I am used to it." Qin Fei had no choice but to lie to this lovely doctor.

"..." Zhang Yi on the side also heard Qin Fei's situation. Just now, she was still ashamed and uneasy, and she became extremely worried.

"Qin Fei, this is not trivial. Generally, if this kind of high fever does not go away, people's brains will be burnt out, and even life will be in danger."

Dr. Shen started to get angry. Her students shouldn't care about their bodies so much.

"...Doctor, do I think there is something wrong with my brain?"

"I think your brain is burned out."

......

"Hurry up and pull up your butt pants. I'll give you an injection first. Let's observe it for a while."

"No need, just give me a certificate." Qin Fei is most afraid of injections.

"No, you have to listen to me."

"Then you don't need to spank, just the arm, how embarrassing."

Dr. Shen started to do it, and he quickly dropped Qin Fei's pants, revealing the red underwear.

......

The student's brain is indeed burned out.

In the end, Qin Fei was given a few shots and two more intravenous drips, and then he walked out of the infirmary with a diagnosis certificate.

Qin Fei almost cried, and was moved to cry. Doctor Shen is so kind.

After coming out.

Qin Fei saw a person and waited at the door. It was Zhang Yi. She hadn't left yet, and was very worried, obviously waiting for Qin Fei.

She saw Qin Fei come out, and took the initiative to support Qin Fei.

"Qin Fei, are you okay, can you survive such a 43 fever?"

Zhang Yi was worried about Qin Fei, so she didn't leave. Of course, there were other reasons, but she wanted to talk to Qin Fei.

"I'm really fine, not as serious as your illness." Qin Fei smiled.

"Do you know my illness?"

"I know, the leucorrhea is abnormal."

"..."

"How did you know?"

"heard it."

"..."

Qin Fei really burned his brain, Zhang Yi was already stupid about how to say this.

"Then you heard something else..." Classmate Zhang Yi was so ashamed that he couldn't speak.

"Hehe, nothing else, just heard this word." Qin Fei finally reacted.

"Oh, that's good..." Zhang Yi was relieved.

"what's good."

"It's okay, it's my illness, can you just tell me..."

"Oh, okay, now we are both patients, and we can be regarded as pitying each other with the same disease. I'll go back and rest first, bye."

After Qin Fei finished speaking, he went back to the dormitory. Although it was a little frustrating, he finally got the diagnosis certificate.

Finally, there is no ability card in vain!!