This scumbag is not easy

Qin Fei and his mother walked for about half an hour before arriving at the first temple.

Qin Fei didn't care anymore, and regarded this as a morning exercise.

The name of this god is Dawang Gong, and it seems that there is no way to go in ancient times, and the mountain is the head of the king.

I don't know which mountain top is.

His whole image is very ugly, with a snake-like face and a vicious look. Holding a machete, his mother said that he could ward off evil spirits and exorcise evil spirits and keep healthy forever. Qin Fei must bow down sincerely.

Hehe, of course Qin Fei would not obey his mother's wishes and silently burn incense and some wax.

The steps of worshipping gods are not very complicated.

But there is a certain order, not to be confused.

Just burn thirteen incense sticks first, and then light two pairs of candles. If the number is wrong, the mother will be furious.

When it's over, put it out, fill up the wine glass, bow down, burn paper money, and sound firecrackers to call it a day.

But the mother is kneeling down in this session.

Will consume a lot of time.

Because she would kneel on the ground and chat cordially with this monster, as if the monster could really hear it.

My mother would talk about everything at home in every detail, what the eldest brother is safe in and out, his father works well, Qin Fei is improving in school, and his sister is obedient and well-behaved.

Then when we arrive at the pigs, ducks, cattle, and sheep, we must bless them one by one.

It's really tiring to live.

Finally, he knocked his head a few times, which made Qin Fei burn the paper money and set off firecrackers.

Qin Fei looked at his mother's pious look, and even wanted to laugh.

But he didn't dare to laugh out loud, lest he be scolded by his mother for a while.

After worshiping the Lord, the two went to the next temple.

This deity was called Lord Jing, and he didn't know what his origin was. It sounded like the overlord of a certain country.

Anyway, he looks very ugly, and he rides a unicorn beast under him.

I heard my mother say yes, worship him can make you rich, full of gold and jade, and get promoted.

Haha, really useful.

Qinjia Village will not still be labeled as a "poor village".

The process of worshipping God is the same, so I won't say much.

This time Qin Fei ran out to take a piss before returning to pack up his things.

The mother's eyes were rolled.

The third deity is called Wenchang Gong, and this Qin Fei knows its origin. I heard that it is the Wenqu star from the sky, and worshiping him can make his academic achievements.

step up.

Never go ahead.

Ha ha.

When Qin Fei and his mother had just put down their things when they arrived at the temple, two people came in at the same time.

All are women.

Men rarely participate in such activities, and don't know why.

One of them was not old, about the same as Qin Fei.

There are not many people in the village. Qin Fei has lived here for more than ten years and recognizes them.

The middle-aged woman is Qin Guifang, the wife of the village chief. She has a huge waist and a shiny face. She doesn't look like a rural woman. There should be no fewer than five in the village by her name, very ordinary.

However, her acrimony, domineering and petty manner are unique, and the villagers dare not provoke her.

But Qin Fei's mother is also a very tough woman.

No one is afraid.

The girl is their daughter, Qin Riqing, who is very beautiful, well-developed, and well dressed.

It seems that the family's conditions are really good. The village chief has made a lot of oil and water in the past few years.

However, she was two years older than Qin Fei, and Qin Fei did not interact with her, only that she did not know her nature. Seeing her reluctance, she should have been forced to worship God.

She glanced at Qin Fei, frowned and squinted, pulling her clothes in one hand, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Hey, this is not Zou Fang's wife, I didn't expect you to be so early."

Qin Guifang was surprised when he saw Qin Fei's mother and son, but they spoke first before seeing Qin Fei, but their tone was a bit strange.

"Sister Gui Fang, I didn't expect you to be so early. Fortunately, I was a foot earlier than you." It is indeed early now, just a little bit past seven o'clock. Most people don't come to worship so early.

After the mother had finished speaking, she greeted Qin Fei to quickly set the plate and occupied the C position in the middle. Qin Fei didn't know why, but when she saw her mother, he seemed to care.

"Yes, it's not too early. My daughter, Nissin, is going to take the college entrance examination this year. She plans to take a good omen and let Duke Wenchang bless us. Zou Fang's wife should let us." The village chief’s wife made a request, the tone was Very tough kind.

It seems that he is usually arrogant.

But Qin Fei still didn't understand, why, is there any mystery in this Nima?

"Sister Gui Fang, the rule is to come first, come first, and my daughter Qin Xiaoyan will also have a small promotion. She has to ask a god for blessing. How can I let it be for you." Mother continued to speed up the game, ignoring this person, and took out her big cock. In the middle.

"Zou Fang, didn't your precious son have been admitted to the market last year, and you have to fight for the first place. I think you want to take our Wenchang Gong, right? You opened this temple?

The sister-in-law of Gui Fang saw her mother refuse to give up, and became angry and began to speak out.

Qin Fei was shocked when he said this.

what's the situation.

Isn't it just worshiping a god, so complicated?

"What do you say, whoever comes long ago will worship first. This is the rule set by the ancestors. You should not talk nonsense in front of the gods. You have to quarrel with me and go back and quarrel with you. I am not afraid of you."

Mother is a little anxious.

Although she was angry in her heart, she did not dare to be presumptuous in front of the gods, and quickly let Qin Fei burn incense and light candles, and worship first.

Qin Fei finally understood what was going on.

It turned out that this small village had such a saying, that during the festive season, the first person to come to this man to bow down will receive the greatest blessing, not to mention it seems to be quite effective.

It is said that the mother who came early in recent years, her child is indeed the best one.

You said it was a coincidence.

It seems that this Lord Wenchang is similar to the belief of "Brother Chun".

It's just average mana, and can only care for one person at a time.

Therefore, anyone who has children with major exams will come here early to bow down, in order to ask their children to be named on the gold list and glorify their ancestors.

Qin Fei finally understood why his mother came so early.

This sister-in-law Gui Fang still refused to give in to her mother.

In spite of anger, he usually placed his own things directly, and placed them in front of Qin Fei's house.

They slaughtered a big fat pig, and as soon as they took it out, they blocked all the chickens in the house.

In this comparison, my own chicken is indeed a bit hard to get out.

Qin Fei was ashamed.

Grandpa Wenchang doesn’t know which one is good.

Chickens and pigs, please.

Mother turned black at the first glance.

But she still didn't say anything. First, this woman was the wife of the village head, and she was so powerful that it was not easy to offend, but she should not be presumptuous in front of the gods.

So just kneel down and start praying.

Still the same.

This sister-in-law Guifang didn't finish, when she lit the candles, she even intentionally or unintentionally killed the candles Qin Fei had lit.

I go.

Qin Fei finally noticed that this person was a bit too much.

Acrimoniousness is not a vain name.

"Qin Guifang, what are you going to do?" his mother yelled anxiously.

Because it is a taboo if the worship candle is extinguished, it will be bad luck.

"What am I doing, you blown out the candle wind, what do you do with me?" The village chief's wife is so thick-skinned, her daughter Qin Riqing can't stand it anymore, standing restlessly, looking at Qin Fei, a little embarrassed.

"Qin Fei, go and click on it." Reluctantly, her mother quickly ordered Qin Fei to click on it.

"Yeah." Qin Fei didn't care about such a thing at first, but when he saw his mother being bullied, how could he swallow his anger and hurried up to light the candle.

Then secretly picked up some sawdust and hid in the distance.

Ding!Snap the magic skills to activate.

Biubiu, Qin Fei directly put out the two candles of Gui Fang's wife.

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