This scumbag is not easy
Chapter 317 Three Little Mice
Qin Fei rested for a while before preparing to make his own bed.
Qin Fei: "Why is my bed wet?"
Wu Laodong was stunned: "No, is there a leak in the ceiling? Don't scare me."
Qin Fei looked up and checked it himself, but found no signs of water leakage from the ceiling.
Where does this water come from.
Strange.
Could it be that the bed board is magnetic, so water comes out by itself?
This is impossible.
Qin Fei took a look at the dormitory and saw that the bed in bed No. 4, Luo Shang, had been cleanly laid out. It should have been back, so he asked, "Apart from the four of us, who else in our dormitory is back."
Yang Shangsong: "I don't know, I just arrived soon."
Wu Laodong: "Me too, I walked in with the front foot, and you came in."
Xie Donggua said casually: "Luo Da, he came last night, but he went out at noon today. I don't know why he went. I haven't seen him yet. Do I have to wait for him to eat? I starved to death."
Xie Donggua thought that Qin Fei wanted everyone to eat.
.....
He really came back.
Qin Fei's current guess is that Luo Pa is making a ghost, because in this dormitory, everyone except him has a good relationship with him.
But Qin Fei had no evidence.
Encountered this perversion.
Damn, what a bad luck.
....
It was indeed yesterday afternoon.
Student Luo Guangxu returned to school early. Why did he return to school a day earlier because he was going to participate in the cosplay fashion show in Wanhui Plaza today.
He is in Wanhui Square at the moment, wearing his beloved Sailor Moon clothes, and following a group of cosplay lovers, walking around the square.
The ghost knows how much the inner world of this group of people desires to be noticed.
Every time someone casts that kind of surprised look, or shows a look of admiration, his mood is excited and surging.
......
Last night in the dead of night.
Luo climbed him alone, in the dormitory, then lay on the bed, watching the empty dormitory, and couldn't sleep.
When you are alone, it is easy to do with a lion. Of course, our Luo Pa is not such a person. He will fall into a very strange thinking. For example, he will imagine that he is highly regarded and praised by everyone.
But he thought of Qin Fei's final results this time.
He was actually taller than him.
Feeling frustrated, unable to control myself for a while.
It's like sleepwalking.
He got up and went to the bathroom, filled it with water, and poured it on Qin Fei's bed.
Then he went to sleep in peace of mind.
....
While cursing, Qin Fei turned his sheets and straw mats upside down, and let him bask in the light of the setting sun.
Otherwise, there will be no place to sleep tonight.
It's really bad.
In the evening, Qin Fei and a few dormitories went out and found a small shop.
Ordered a table of dishes.
Drinking Jiaduobao, bragging, just like this was the beginning of the fucking school.
Come back at night.
Wang Jieguan, Long Tengfei, Yang Shang, Song Yao Ming and others are back, but Tang Weir and Luo Guangxu are the only ones in the dormitory.
Qin Fei had planned to ask Master Luo Paxing to question him.
Because of him, his sheets and mats are still wet.
feeling bad.
But this force may be a guilty conscience.
He didn't even return home at night.
No one knows where he went.
.....
At night.
Everyone started going to bed after a round of bragging.
Qin Fei couldn't help it.
I had to condescend to Don Will’s bed for one night.
However, his bed had a strange smell of saponaria. As a male friend, Qin Fei quickly understood what it was.
Unexpectedly, all the hand-washing machines fell on the bed, not paying attention to hygiene at all.
I also took it.
So this night, it is basically difficult to fall asleep.
Late at night.
Qin Fei turning over and over.
It's really boring.
Suddenly I heard the sound of the mouthwash cup falling.
Qin Fei followed the sound.
I saw a few mice dancing triumphantly on the windowsill, as if they were having a party.
Nima, what's the situation?
Suddenly I thought of my new skill: speaking together.
Ding!Triggers the ability to speak in the same language.
The conversations of several mice immediately echoed in Qin Fei's ears:
Mouse A: This group of stupid humans have finally come back. Our days of poverty have turned back. You see, I have lost a few laps of starvation.
Mouse B: Yes, I haven't had any good food for a month. I can only gnaw a few pieces of rotten cloth every day.
Mouse C: Well, these stupid humans are hateful, but with them, we have leftovers to eat. I'll go and see what delicious things they brought back.
Mouse A: Be careful, don't get excited, don't wake them up.
So the three mice climbed down the window sill, and climbed onto Qin Fei's bed along the iron frame of the bed, and began to flip through Qin Fei's bag.
I go.
It seems that this group of mice have lived here for many years, and they all regard this as their own home. I don't know that Qin Fei and the others have occupied their territory.
Or this group of rats invaded Qin Fei's dormitory.
Qin Fei watched that they were about to put a poison on his rotten schoolbags, and said anxiously: "Hey, hey, brothers, do you take me too far?"
Qin Fei did not expect that this skill was so powerful that he could send out a band of the same frequency as the mouse, so that he could communicate with the mouse.
The three mice shook and stopped.
Mouse A: Who is talking.
Mouse B: I don't know, it's not me.
Mouse C: Ah, it seems to be that ugly human.
My ugly Nima coin.
Even if I'm ugly, I won't have the turn of you monsters to tell me.
Qin Fei died of anger.
Mouse A: No, how stupid he can speak our noble language.
Qin Fei really wants to laugh, who gives you confidence.
Qin Fei said coldly: "Yes, it's me. I said you want to eat my food. Say hello to you. Isn't it too rude?"
Mouse A: You can speak our language. It's amazing. Humans have evolved.
Mouse B: What do you want.
Mouse C: Run, don't talk nonsense with him.
The three mice looked at Qin Fei as if they were approaching an enemy.
The coercion of higher animals is a chasm that can never be crossed.
It is clear.
Qin Fei looked like a giant to them when they came.
Qin Fei thought for a while.
Would you like to buy a sticky mouse sticker or something and destroy them completely, but it would be cruel to do so.
Qin Fei: "Hey, come back, do you three live here?"
Let’s talk, I can’t sleep anyway.
Mouse A tremblingly replied: so what.
Mouse B: We have all lived on this floor for a few years, longer than you, so don't want to drive us away.
Mouse C: That's right, we don't leave until we die. This is our home.
Qin Fei: "I don't need to drive you away, and sometimes I can even give you food, but you have to promise me a few conditions, otherwise, you know, sticky mouse stickers, mouse traps, etc., I will kill you at any time you guys."
Mouse ABC: ....
The three mice looked at each other.
Mouse A: What are the conditions? We are not selling ourselves.
Mouse B: Yes, I would rather die than yield.
Mouse C: Listen, don't be impulsive, there is no good result from dealing with humans.
This mouse C is quite persuaded, Qin Fei can see it.
Qin Fei: "The first point is that you are not allowed to move things on my No. 12 bed. You are free for other people. The second point is that you are not allowed to come out to scare people during the day because you look so real... The last point is that you have to do it when you have time. Do something for me."
The three mice argued again.
Mouse A: If I understand correctly, he means we are handsome, right?
Mouse B: Yes, ours is so outstanding.
Mouse C: Forget it, it's hard to know yourself in life, promise him.
Finally compromised.
Qin Fei: "Okay, introduce yourself, you ugly kids."
Mouse A: My name is Jerry.
Mouse B: My name is Mark.
Mouse C: My name is Tom.
Fuck, Nima's name is quite foreign, but it's imported from a foreign country.
Qin Fei: "Have you seen the No. 4 bed? The task of the three of you tonight is to bite me off his sheets and mats. If you are ready, I will go to bed. You can start to work."
In this way, Qin Fei took three younger brothers and went to sleep peacefully.
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