This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Chapter 24: I have a big brain, right?

sunset.

Qiao Yuan was silent.

"Li Xiaoling, if you have time, drink six more walnuts. When your brain is as big as Wang Jing's face, you will be able to graduate."

Looking at Li Xiaoling with his hands on his hips in the distance, Qiao Yuan shook his head. Fortunately, after Li Xiaoling's recovery, he met the innocent Wang Jing, otherwise he would fall into the streets and be sold.

Li Xiaoling: "…"

Ignoring Li Xiaoling's reaction, Qiao Yuan began to seriously consider this matter, and soon understood the thoughts of the alien spirit.

Are you tempting yourself with the importance of the dead end village?

True or not, Dead Corner Village is indeed very special.

But... I'm not an awakened person, so I'm not sure if this thing is useful to me.

So Qiao Yuan decided to report it!

Anyway, as long as the realm card is in hand, you can enter at any time.

…

"Li Xiaoling, do me a favor... I will cook, what are you doing!"

Qiao Yuan already had a plan in mind, and when he was about to turn around to ask Li Xiaoling, he suddenly saw the scene that made his scalp tingle.

I saw Li Xiaoling squatting on the ground in the distance, a small hole had been opened in her head, and blood was constantly flowing out, slowly sliding down her cheeks, dripping on the ground to form a pool of bright red blood, which looked extremely terrifying.

And it was holding a mass of tofu-like things in its hands, still shaking rhythmically.

shocking!

Li Xiaoling raised his head slowly, revealing a sinister face, bloodshot eyes, and a strange smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Do I have a big brain?"

"Is your brain big?"

"Is your son big?"

"Big?"

"Bar?"

"?"

Li Xiaoling's faint voice kept resounding around.

The scene is terrifying!

pop~

In an instant, Qiao Yuan's body changed color and slapped him.

Li Xiaoling's expression changed, and he didn't have time to react... After rolling his body a dozen times on the ground, he hurriedly threw the mass in his hand and got up with difficulty.

"Qiao Yuan, stop, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously!"

There was a look of fear on Li Xiaoling's face, and he swore that he was just trying to make a joke.

"I'm not serious, I like to joke the most."

At this point, he could only make mistakes. He opened the bow and did not turn back. Qiao Yuan twisted his neck and looked at the gradually darkening sky.

In order to meet the occasion, he let out a giggling laughter.

Step by step closer to Li Xiaoling.

He goes in...it goes back, he goes in...it goes back again, until there's nowhere to run.

And then... rub!

three minutes later.

Li Xiaoling lay helplessly by the road, her body twitching constantly.

As for Qiao Yuan, he took out the thermos cup and drank the last few sips of hot water.

[Cultivation base +4]

Hu~

Comfortable!

For a time, Qiao Yuan felt quite comfortable.

…

"Li Xiaoling, you can send me text messages in that ghost place in Dead End Village, so can you give me a fake location when I call?"

After resting for ten minutes, Qiao Yuan turned to look at Li Xiaoling lying on the ground.

Li Xiaoling didn't speak, she didn't know if she was depressed or what was going on.

Qiao Yuan frowned, he knew how much he had done, even though Li Xiaoling was bruised and bruised, but in fact it was all an illusion.

Because the energy value has only increased by 2 points.

Qiao Yuan has full confidence in the strength.

So... Li Xiaoling in front of him is just pretending to be dead!

"Li Xiaoling, if you don't answer me, I will come to help you in person."

Hearing Qiao Yuan's words, Li Xiaoling instantly opened his eyes and floated up. He is now in a weak period, and he must never let Qiao Yuan touch him again.

if not…

hiss~

Just think about it!

"it should be OK."

Li Xiaoling floated over and quickly replied, it didn't dare to joke with Qiao Yuan anymore.

Qiao Yuan: "What should be possible, yes, yes, no, no, be precise!"

Li Xiaoling's body jolted, and he glanced at Qiao Yuan faintly, and his blood-stained face came closer.

"That's not possible!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Qiao Yuan's face twitched when he saw the righteous Li Xiaoling say these words, he was hesitating whether he should give it a slap, and after thinking about it, he finally let it go.

It has just been rescued, so I will give it a day off today to prevent it from getting hurt.

After rubbing twice, Qiao Yuan has been able to sum up its upper limit, which is 5 energy points without injury.

…

"Fake addresses won't work, but if I just don't let the other party find out, I'm still sure!"

Li Xiaoling thought about it seriously, touched the blood-stained chin, and said its method.

It's very simple, that is to grab someone else's mobile phone and use someone else's mobile phone to make a call.

Physical avoidance?

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"You're really a ghost!"

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath and had to admit that Li Xiaoling still had half a brush, because he made the problem complicated.

"Li Xiaoling, I'll give you a task to help me grab a mobile phone within three minutes."

Qiao Yuan immediately gave an order.

Li Xiaoling: "Why me?"

Qiao Yuan: "You came up with the solution, not you or me?"

It seemed to make sense, but Li Xiaoling was speechless for a while.

After thinking about it, it said unwillingly: "Then...then I can use your method!"

Qiao Yuan was silent for a while before speaking.

"My solution is for you to grab the phone."

"????"

Li Xiaoling: "****"

"What are you muttering? Are you scolding me?"

Li Xiaoling was shocked, squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm blessing you."

"This is the special blessing of our alien spirit!"

Qiao Yuan was silent.

"You bless me again, just keep the words you said just now."

Li Xiaoling: "…"

"****"

Li Xiaoling repeated it without any risk, secretly glad that he was a Variant Spirit, and humans could not understand it, otherwise it would be revealed.

Qiao Yuan: "Okay, then you can go, pay attention to safety, go back quickly!"

…

When night falls, the full moon hangs high in the sky, and the lights of Sijiao Village in the distance are bright and charming.

A gust of night wind blew, bringing a touch of coolness.

Qiao Yuan stood in the safe area outside the fence and waited.

Facts have proved that Variant Spirit does have its own outstanding point, that is, high work efficiency!

Soon Li Xiaoling came over with a bag and threw it in front of Qiao Yuan.

When you open it, you will find all kinds of mobile phones.

Qiao Yuan ignored how many people this guy robbed, and picked up a mobile phone and made a call.

"Li Xiaoling, remember to help me disguise my voice later, and... cooperate with my actions!"

Qiao Yuan instructed Li Xiaoling before pressing the number, he believed that Li Xiaoling could do this ability.

No matter how wasteful it is, it will not be wasteful to this extent.

After Li Xiaoling showed a reassuring smile, Qiao Yuan called the police. As for whether there is an official to deal with alien spirits in this world, although Qiao Yuan has never seen it, he is very sure that it exists.

If you can't find the phone numbers of the people above, you can start looking for it layer by layer from the bottom.

You have time!

The call was quickly connected.

"Hey, hello, this is the Four Corners Police Station..."

Qiao Yuan: "When you heard this sentence, you were already dead..."

Then Qiao Yuan blinked to signal Li Xiaoling to cry, the more terrifying the better.

Li Xiaoling: "I... died... so miserable..."

woohoo~

For a while, there was a gloomy wind, and the ghosts and wolves howled, extremely frightening.

beep~

The other side scolded and hung up the phone.

ten minutes later.

A person who claimed to be the manager of the [Liyang City Security Investigation Bureau] called.

…

In the building of Liyang City Security Investigation Bureau.

In the office, when Hua Wu was arranging actions for the next few days, a team member hurried over to report.

A Variant Spirit took the initiative to contact them and called for someone who could manage them!

There are a total of three captains in Liyang City, who work together with each other, and each captain is responsible for an area.

It just so happened that he was in charge of these areas where Qiao Yuan was active.

The Variant Spirit takes the initiative to contact, this is not a trivial matter!

Because before this, there were also several Variant Spirits who took the initiative to contact the official.

What impressed Hua Wu the most was that half a year ago ~www.readwn.com~ a newly recovered first-order alien spirit in his jurisdiction found the phone number of the Security Bureau, and then... greeted their Awakened ancestors.

Later, Hua Wu stopped all the work he was doing and led more than a dozen awakened people to investigate all night, and finally found this Variant Spirit in an Internet cafe.

One was pale and haggard, and his eyes were bloodshot, like a phantom spirit that had been hollowed out.

Like to surf the Internet, curse people!

It's rare to see this kind of Variant Spirit with the quirk of snoring. The last attempt to recruit it failed, and then... the mouth of the Variant Spirit was made into a specimen and placed in the safety vault.

Hua Wu picked up the phone and answered the call.

"Who are you?"

Hua Wu asked in a deep voice.

…

beside the highway.

"It's up to you to take care of the alien spirit, isn't it?"

A female voice came, Qiao Yuan frowned and looked at Li Xiaoling, who was smirking, and ignored it.

Hua Wu: "Yes"

Hua Wu waved his hand and signaled his subordinates to check the source and location of the call.

"That's good, it seems that I made a mistake, what's the name?"

On the other end of the phone, Sister Qiao Yuanyu's voice came.

At this moment, Hua Wu hesitated, not sure about the purpose of this Variant Spirit, revealing his name is a very stupid thing.