This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Qiao Yuan was silent for a while, should he be a son-in-law, but unfortunately he is not the Dragon King.

In fact, if he had gone on a blind date a day earlier, he would have agreed.

At least you won't have to worry about eating and drinking in your next life.

But it is clear that his future path is completely different from that of ordinary people.

In order not to hurt the girl's heart, Qiao Yuan decided to refuse politely in a few days.

The two talked very happily, and the girlfriends on the side were completely turned into decorations.

"Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom," Wang Jing stood up and said.

Qiao Yuan nodded, women seem to be like this, always urgent to urinate,

After Wang Jing left, only Qiao Yuan and her best friend were left on the field, and the atmosphere became awkward for a while.

…

"Do you like Wang Jing?"

Suddenly, the girlfriend spoke, and there was a trace of displeasure in the indifferent expression.

Qiao Yuan was stunned for a moment and did not answer, but his girlfriend was not happy.

He took out a card and put it on the table, then crossed his arms and crossed his chest and said in an unquestionable tone, "There are 100,000 here, leave my house, Wang Jing."

"????"

"What do you mean?" Qiao Yuan looked at the bank card on the table.

Girlfriend: "Not enough?"

pop~

The girlfriend pouted and threw out another bank card.

"????"

"Your family has never taught you, is it impolite?" Qiao Yuan stood up straight and sneered.

pop~

Another bank card was thrown out.

"I don't allow you to be near Wang Jing," said the girlfriend coldly.

Really good girlfriend!

This time, Qiao Yuan was amused. Before the eight characters were written, your best friend came out to intervene.

what?

you like her!

…

"Do you like her?" Qiao Yuan tactically leaned back and said what was in his heart.

You don't need to be polite to people who are rude.

The best friend snorted, neither denying nor admitting, but looked directly at Qiao Yuan and said, "Why are you with her if you don't have a house or a car?"

hehe~

If you're talking about this, then I really have to cut in!

Qiao Yuan said with disdain: "If I follow the requirements of your best friend's parents, this should be my advantage."

"Trust me, eating soft rice also requires conditions, and I am very healthy"

Girlfriend: "You two will not be happy together!"

Qiao Yuan: "Hehe, you are not her, how do you know that you will not be happy?"

Girlfriend: "You are so shameless"

Qiao Yuan: "Are you complimenting me on my benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, trustworthiness, loyalty, filial piety, integrity and courage?"

The girlfriend took a deep breath and said with a gloomy face: "I have never seen such a shameless person"

Qiao Yuan replied: "Then you should thank me for letting you see"

"…"

The two quarreled for a long time, maybe they were tired, but in the end, the other side was silent. Just when Qiao Yuan thought he had won the confrontation, the other side spoke again.

At the same time, he reached out and took the bank card on the table back, and then... put it in Wang Jing's bag.

"You make a condition, how can you leave Wang Jing?"

Ha ha…

Qiao Yuan sneered, how did he offend this woman, he was always looking for trouble.

A good woman, she actually likes the same sex.

"A dirty and twisted heart like you, you know how to love!" Qiao Yuan sneered, directly breaking her **** identity.

To deal with this kind of person, you have to kill her heart!

pop~

On the coffee table, a **** heart was thumping and beating, and shocking bloodstains flowed along the heart, ticking to the floor.

A black hole the size of a palm has been cracked open on the chest of the opposite girlfriend, exuding bursts of stench, and the whole person is as lifeless as a corpse.

The fingernails of both hands gradually began to turn red, and the eyes were as white as dead fish.

tick... tick

Black liquid dripped from the hole.

Then a pair of vicious eyes stared at Qiao Yuan, and said coldly, "My heart...not dirty"

"I boil it!"

Qiao Yuan's scalp exploded instantly!

…

Just when Qiao Yuan was about to reveal his golden body, everything returned to normal in the blink of an eye.

Dazzled yourself?

No, it's impossible, her best friend has a problem!

Qiao Yuan's breathing was a little short, and he stared at each other's chest, expecting to find something abnormal, but he was disappointed.

There is no wound in the chest, and there is no heart on the coffee table.

There is no blood on the ground!

Is that stuff on the internet?

Whether it is or not can be found out by trying it.

Qiao Yuan sat on the seat and grabbed the opposite hand. His skin was delicate, shiny and warm, not like that kind of thing.

Things get even weirder!

Immediately, Qiao Yuan decided to try hard.

"let me go!"

The girlfriend suddenly struggled and became emotional.

"What the **** are you!"

Qiao Yuan's eyes were firm and he was always on alert. Once this ghost had any intention of shooting, he would kill her on the spot.

Running out in broad daylight is so scary!

During the dispute, Qiao Yuan suddenly felt that someone was standing behind him.

…

The gaze of the other's girlfriend also moved to the upper left side of her.

Something seems wrong.

Qiao Yuan turned his head and saw that it was Wang Jing who was shocked.

A small mouth opened wide into an O shape, looking at himself with an incredible face.

The air froze instantly.

"Um... what, when did you come out?"

Qiao Yuan squeezed out such a sentence for a long time.

The other side was silent, and after a while he said, "It starts when you grab my girlfriend's hand"

The atmosphere became much heavier.

Qiao Yuan let go of his hand, pondered for a moment and then said, "Do you believe me when I said it was a misunderstanding?"

Wang Jing puffed out her cheeks and said angrily, "I believe it, but my eyes and ears don't believe it."

She was really angry this time. Originally, she had a good impression of Qiao Yuan in the previous conversation. She was handsome and spoke nicely. She was still fantasizing about the future of the two, but now... Is this a man?

Fortunately, I brought my best friend here and exposed his true colors.

Qiao Yuan: "Actually, sometimes, your eyes and ears will deceive you..."

Before Qiao Yuan could finish speaking, Wang Jing took her best friend's hand and left the coffee shop in a fit of anger.

"Wait, I bought you flowers"

Qiao Yuan's voice sounded from behind.

In exchange, it was ignored.

…

The first blind date failed.

It was three o'clock in the afternoon when he got home. Looking at the roses in his hand, Qiao Yuan decided to pull it off and soak his feet.

I originally planned to take a bath, but one is not enough. It is better to take a foot bath to promote metabolism.

woohoo~

The landlord sister Li sent a message.

"Xiao Qiao, what's the matter with you, can't you restrain yourself? Why are you beating my niece and girlfriend!"

"My niece hates violent boys the most!"

"When did you get this bad habit?"

Sure enough, it was the landlord's complaint.

Qiao Yuan thought about it seriously, and decided to explain it clearly, so he sent a sentence, and after sincerely apologizing, asked Li to the other party's WeChat.

Select Add friend.

The other party quickly agreed.

…

On the other side of Liyang City.

The apartment suite... in Wang Jing's room.

Wang Jing frowned and listened to her aunt's nagging for a long time, saying that Qiao Yuan was definitely not that kind of person, there must be a misunderstanding, and then said that he deliberately asked for his WeChat to apologize to himself.

On second thought.

Maybe he really thought about it too much.

I was also impulsive at the time. I didn't see Qiao Yuan as a boy with violent tendencies in the previous chat.

Give him a chance to explain.

So agreed to the request.

swoosh~

The opposite Qiao Yuan sent two messages.

"Your girlfriend has a problem"

"Can you push your girlfriend's WeChat account to me?"

Wang Jing: "??????"

"Qiao Yuan, you bastard!"

Tears flashed in Wang Jing's eyes, and she left the room angrily.

Another room in the suite.

The closed door was opened in a corner, and a pair of cold eyes watched all this.

After Wang Jing left, the woman came out, came to Wang Jing's bedroom, and saw the message on the phone.

There was a hint of coldness in his eyes.

Then, the unmanned mobile phone automatically sent a WeChat business card over.

…

On the other side is Qiao Yuan's room.

"Hey, she's really a good girl, she's really generous, and she sends her best friend's WeChat message whenever she wants to."

Qiao Yuan clicked to add, and the account nicknamed "Flower and Rich" agreed to his application.

"See you at one o'clock in the morning tonight at Yiyang Square in the suburbs. Those who don't come will die!"

Qiao Yuan: "?????"

When Qiao Yuan was about to send a message asking it to be polite, only a red exclamation mark was displayed.

Anyway, I like to beg for death so much, I will destroy it tonight!

It is also a good deed.

There are still eight hours before the appointed time of darkness.

Don't worry, drink hot water!

Qiao Yuan closed the curtains, took the paint, and adjusted the water temperature to 55 degrees.

Start daily training.

Get some paint and drink hot water.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +10]

【Repair is +10】

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +11]

【Repair level +8】

For a time, the warm current of the cyclone... that is, the efficiency of the power of blood and blood is a little faster, and the various attributes of the body have been strengthened a little bit.