This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 729: A skewer of love songs

Chapter 729 A love song medley

  After hearing this song title, the audience still had doubts.

 “Five rings? Five Olympic rings? Any songs related to the Olympics?”

“There is indeed an Olympic Games this year, but it won’t be held in China. Why write an Olympic song?”

“As expected of the dean, his songwriting is different from others!”

When most viewers hear the word "five rings", their first reaction is the five Olympic rings.

 This five rings can be said to be very famous all over the world.

 But in fact, this "Song of the Five Rings" has nothing to do with the Olympics.

On Earth, this song was adapted from "The Song of Peony" and was sung by Yue Yunpeng on the cross talk stage. The lyrics of the whole song are only a few lines, and the words are still nonsense.

 Later, when the movie "Pancake Man" was produced, the song was re-created. Yue Yunpeng and rapper Hot Dog sang the complete version of "Song of the Five Rings" together.

This is the song that Xu Ye and Lin Ge are going to sing.

But the "Song of the Five Rings" he played on the album only had the chorus.

  Don’t look at the few words, but it’s brainwashing.

The band started playing the accompaniment. Lin Ge picked up the microphone and was already shaking his head.

 He is good at many genres of music, and rap is one of them.

 Soon, Lin Ge began to sing.

“I drove the car on the fifth ring road, I drove the car on the fifth ring road~”

As soon as this lyric came out, the audience finally understood what the five rings were singing.

 You are singing about the Five Rings!

The workers can’t afford to be injured, as they seem to be already commuting.

  After Lin Ge finished singing this rap, Xu Ye picked up the microphone.

 In the midst of the crowd's attention, Xu Ye started singing seriously.

 “Ah...five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring~”

 At the concert, the lyrics were displayed on the big screen.

It was originally a new song, and I couldn't sing along even if I wanted to. The audience also wanted to know what Xu Ye was singing.

 As a result, after the singing came out, the audience was dumbfounded.

Everyone thought they heard it wrong and hurried to see the lyrics on the big screen.

  “The lyrics are correct.”

 “No, bro, what the **** are you singing about?”

 “What nonsense literature?!”

The patients in Huohua Hospital were all stunned.

  The next line of singing also reached everyone’s ears.

 “Ah...five rings, you are one less than six rings~”

 Well, it’s another piece of nonsense literature.

 The patients in Huohua Hospital have finally taken the medicine.

 “So this is the dean’s new song!”

 “As expected of silly music, I haven’t seen any normal songs in this album so far.”

 “This may be the only singer in the music world who can produce such songs and not be criticized for exhausting his talent.”

 “I’m really convinced!”

 The audience has listened.

  The melody of the chorus is very simple, you can say that you will know it after listening to it once.

 At this time, Xu Ye continued to sing:

“Finally one day, you will reach the seventh level~”

 “What should I do if I reach the seventh ring~”

 Some viewers are still a little confused.

 That’s right, what should I do if I reach the seventh level?

 In the next sentence, Xu Ye sang: "You have two rings more than the five rings..."

The audience couldn't hold back anymore and all laughed out loud.

Xu Ye has sung nonsense versions of songs before, but he didn’t expect to directly create a nonsense version of the song this time.

Look at your lyrics, there isn’t even a nutritious word in them!

Lin Ge followed his rap part with a smile on his face.

When he sang to the end, Xu Ye shouted: "Those who can sing, sing together!"

 Then, Xu Ye started singing again.

 “Ah...five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring~”

 At the beginning, there were not many people singing along.

 The further you sing, the more people will sing along.

As long as you are not tone-deaf when singing this song, you can basically sing it after listening to it once, without any difficulty.

 When the audience sang this song together, their minds felt empty.

 In the venue, tens of thousands of people sang together.

“What should I do if I reach the seventh ring? You have two more rings than the fifth ring~”

 The chorus of the crowd spread out of the venue and outside.

The old men and women sitting on the pony and enjoying the cool weather outside the Olympic Sports Center looked confused.

“Is this singer sick? What words did he sing?”

“This is not the kind of song people sing in concerts.”

 “Everyone inside is crazy.”

 Other viewers outside understand this very well.

This is Xu Ye!

 “It would be great if we could go in and sing together!”

 “This lyric is really outrageous!”

 “The dean is really sick!”

By the time the whole song ended, the audience had already sang "Song of the Five Rings" twice.

Han Ran also didn’t forget to record the video while singing.

  The live version of the old songs does not need to be recorded, but the new songs must be recorded and sent to the group of friends.

 Although the live video of this concert will be released exclusively on Douishou, it will be a few days before the official video is released.

 The video I recorded myself is the first-hand video.

After finishing singing, Ning Yan said: “I can’t even imagine what the other songs in Dean’s album are like.”

Han Ran smiled and said: "It's strange that I had to sing it out in one breath. If this kind of song was really released in one breath, we wouldn't be able to accept it."

 The feeling of mental oppression is too heavy.

On the stage, Xu Ye asked: "Has everyone learned it?"

The crowd shouted: "I'm a waste of time!"

Xu Ye smiled and said: "Lin Ge and I have known each other for a long time. Lin Ge has always wanted me to write a song for him, but I have never written it. For this concert, I wrote a new song for Lin Ge."

Lin Ge had a smile on his face.

 Lick to the end, everything.

Not only did he get a new song, but he also got the opportunity to perform at Xu Ye's concert.

In the audience, some singers looked envious.

 In such an occasion, Lin Ge's popularity can definitely be raised to a higher level.

 “Bah! Disgusting!” Some singers cursed in their hearts.

Xu Ye looked at Lin Ge and said, "After singing this song, you can leave."

 The smile on Lin Ge’s face disappeared immediately.

 At this time, the song title - "Leave" appeared on the big screen.

  This is a song released by Zhang Zhenyue in 2000, but Xu Ye did not choose this version, but the rap version in which Zhang Zhenyue and Hot Dog sang together, allowing Lin Ge to use his personal advantages.

The music sounded, Xu Ye gave up the stage to Lin Ge, and he stood to the side.

Lin Ge began to bend his knees and swing his arms, perfectly fitting the audience's stereotype of a rapper.

 “I forgot how to communicate, even how to write…”

 As Lin Ge started singing, the atmosphere at the scene was quickly aroused.

 As for the melody in the middle of the song, Xu Ye is responsible for it. After singing the song, the whole place became lively again.

Lin Ge was also sweating profusely. He picked up the microphone and said, "It's time for me to leave after singing. I wish everyone a happy day!"

 After he finished speaking, he bumped fists with Xu Ye and then left the stage.

 Xu Ye kept looking at Lin Ge’s back. It wasn’t until Lin Ge came off the stage that Xu Ye looked at the audience.

He asked: “Do you think Lin Ge is more like a rapper or I am more like a rapper?”

 The audience shouted in unison: "Lin Ge!"

 Xu Ye continued: "Actually, it's very easy to be a rapper~"

His words also had a rhythm.

 The audience immediately remembered the sketch "My Girlfriend Is Here" compiled by Xu Ye, in which three actors dressed as rappers.

Xu Ye asked: "Do you want to learn from me how to become a rapper?"

 The patients in the audience cheered very much and said in unison: "Think!"

Xu Ye nodded with satisfaction and said: "Then let me teach you the first step, which is to walk. Walking should feel as if your feet are injured."

 Xu Ye demonstrated it to the audience as he spoke.

 Lin Ge, who had just returned to the backstage, heard Xu Ye's voice and went back the same way. He simply stood at the entrance to watch Xu Ye's performance.

When Xu Ye walks, his left arm hangs down toward the right, first lifting it up and then putting it down.

“Pay attention to the movements of my hands. My arms must be shaking, and my lower body must feel like my left foot is twisted. Then my arms must be moving up and down, left and right, and my shoulders must also be shaking. Music teacher, please give me a beat.”

The band teacher was speechless and casually knocked out a rhythm for Xu Ye.

“Also pay attention to the movements of your mouth. Occasionally pout your lips and raise your chin slightly to look confident. You can also raise your arms and point in front of you to wave.”

 “Everyone, follow me and see the coherent movements.”

Xu Ye took a few steps back and started walking forward. He walked with a limp and shook his head. After he stopped, he raised his arms and pointed forward and shook his hands.

 The audience burst into laughter.

 “Wu Laoer also walks like this!”

“They are not brothers, they are exactly the same, but I didn’t feel so strange when I looked at them.”

 “It’s broken, Xu Ye is teaching the real thing!”

“I discovered that Lin Ge had done these actions just now when he was singing.”

Lin Ge's face turned dark as he peeked at the entrance. Who are you to ignore this?

After doing this, Xu Ye continued: "I will teach you a little trick to make people think you are a rapper. For example, when we hear a song or see something, normal people I will stand there and say something that sounds good or looks good, but if you are a rapper."

Xu Ye suddenly covered his mouth with his left hand, raised his right hand and waved it excitedly. He also ran back and forth on the stage, exclaiming in surprise.

 “Wow, wow, sounds good!”

 The audience was dumbfounded.

“You’re doing it right, why do you look like a monkey?”

 “The monkeys in Mount Emei also call like this!”

 “Isn’t this **** Lin Ge?”

 The audience was laughing their heads off.

  In recent years, there have been more variety shows related to rap on the Internet, and everyone is no stranger to rappers.

The things Xu Ye teaches everyone are all practical, exactly the same as those rappers.

Backstage, Lin Ge couldn’t stand it any longer, so he turned around and left.

His true kung fu has been made public by Xu Ye!

After the performance, Xu Ye said: "Everyone, remember, don't be embarrassed when performing these moves, because others also performed them. If you don't believe me, you can ask Lin Ge."

Xu Ye shouted: "Lin Ge, have you picked up the microphone? If not, please tell me. The voice control teacher will turn on the microphone for Lin Ge."

 A second later, Lin Ge's voice came.

 “Ah, yes, yes!”

 The audience laughed like crazy.

  Seize the bamboo shoots!

 Some members of the audience have already made the moves as Xu Ye said. Not to mention, when they do these moves, they really look a bit like rappers.

Xu Ye did not waste any more time. He pointed to the name behind him and said: "The name of my concert is Love You for Ten Thousand Years, so the song I sing next is a song related to love, and it is also my song. A song from the second album, "Love."

 A concert lasts a long time, and Xu Ye cannot sing new songs all the time. He mainly relies on old songs to hold the show together.

The audience is also familiar with these old songs, and many of the songs can be sung along all the time.

 Waiting later, Chen Yuxin also came to the stage.

When Chen Yuxin came to the stage, the audience immediately burst into cheers.

 As soon as Chen Yuxin arrived, everyone knew that something big was coming.

Sure enough, when Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin sang "The Most Dazzling National Style" together, the entire audience sang along.

 Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin didn’t even need to open their mouths, the audience sang the entire song themselves.

 The atmosphere in the whole place was really exciting.

Xu Ye smiled and said: "If you are so good at singing, then I will give you an intro to the next song and you can sing it yourself, okay?"

 A group of spectators in the audience shouted: "Okay!"

As far as your songs are concerned, there’s nothing we can’t win!

Then the music sounded, and Chen Yuxin took the lead in singing.

 After hearing the singing, the audience secretly said something bad.

 This song is "Mountains and Rivers Pictures"!

 The final result was that when Xu Ye and Xu Ye sang this song, the audience was very quiet, and no one sang along.

 After singing "Mountains and Rivers", Xu Ye asked: "Didn't I agree that you would sing it? Why don't you sing along with this song? Don't you like it?"

 The audience in the audience wanted to go up and give Xu Ye a beating.

  Is this something you don’t like?

  I can’t sing!

This scene has been recorded by everyone.

“I want to post this paragraph online to expose Xu Ye and bully the audience!”

Many people in the audience are aware that many famous scenes from tonight's concert will definitely generate huge popularity if posted online.

  When the whole concert came to the end, Xu Ye was also a little tired.

He said slowly: "This concert is called Love You for Ten Thousand Years. It really can't be justified without singing a love song. I have prepared a new song for everyone. This song is a medley of love songs, and some of the songs have already been released. Yes, some songs haven’t been released yet.”

 The audience was also very excited.

 “A medley of love songs? How many love songs are there?”

“So, the dean still has a lot of unreleased love songs?”

“Isn’t it worth it? You can actually listen to a medley of love songs!”

 There are only a dozen or 20 songs, do you have the nerve to call it a medley of love songs?

 The most important thing is that they are the first audience at the scene.

At this time, Xu Ye, who had already changed into a suit, walked to the piano and sat down.

 The name of the song also appeared on the big screen.

The title of the song is "The King of Love Songs".

As soon as the song title came out, it instantly attracted everyone's attention.

 “This name is crazy, but I like it.”

 “The king of singers sings the king of love songs, this makes sense!”

 “Does this song deserve this title?”

If Xu Ye had come up with this song title a few years ago, I am afraid it would have attracted a lot of ridicule.

Now if he came up with this song title, no one would laugh at it.

He standing here is the King of Singers!

Xu Ye put his hands on the piano and started playing slowly.

The crisp piano sound sounded, and the surrounding lights turned into soft colors.

 Xu Ye's impression of sitting in front of the piano has become different. He finally looks handsome.

 “I love you not just because of your beauty~”

 “I love you more and more, every look touches my heart~”

As soon as Xu Ye's song started playing, Han Ran's expression became extremely excited.

At this moment, she just wanted to shout loudly: "Xu Xu Rusheng!"

 It's just that everyone is listening quietly now, so it would be inappropriate to shout.

 But in her opinion, this is the love song Xu Ye sang to Xiao Xu!

 (End of this chapter)

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