This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 48
"Heh, hehe
" "Classmates stand up, hello
!" "Hello Teacher Fang!" Several
prisoners were very cooperative, and they stood up one after another according to Fang Chengen's instructions.
"Okay, students, please take a seat!" Fang
Chengen stretched out his hand and motioned for everyone to sit down.
So, Fang Yiai sat down very consciously.
"Your mother, the young master is letting you sit down, get up for Lao Tzu!" Ji Laoba squinted his eyes and kicked Fang Yiai's buttocks.
Fang Yiai was about to cry aggrieved
! I was so miserable!
At first, after Cheng Chuhei left, he still wanted to resist a wave.
The result was tragic, even if Fang Chengen didn't make a move, he was not the opponent of Ji Laoba, a group of ruffians and hooligans.
Seven or eight people fight one, and the result can be imagined.
Fang Yi's love was added to the man.
Especially Li Laojiu, pressed on Fang Yiai's body, that is called a yin.
As a result, Fang Yiai now hurts when she stands and sits, and it hurts even more.
Abbreviation: Kato Huh!
"Come on, come on, let's keep looking, don't be bothered by these two bad students!" Fang
Chengen held a charcoal pen in his hand and wrote a line of words on the wooden board with his own hands.
Prisoner
A: Young Master Fang, this ghost draws talismans really well.
Jailer B: This character is similar to what I wrote, am I also a scholar?"
"First of all, if we want to learn the Analects, we need to know what kind of person your husband is, and since we are studying the knowledge of Confucius, we need to know what Confucius is like.
Speaking of this Confucius, I have to talk about my old Fang family! Our old Fang family was also one of the first dozens of disciples of the master, but unfortunately, he was too low-key and didn't like his name to appear in the history books, so everyone may not know very well
!" "Young master, our family was originally the descendant of Confucius
!" Ji Laoba now regarded himself as the Fang family, and said in shock.
"That's not it!" Fang Chengen was very satisfied with this compliment.
"At the beginning, the ancestor of our old Fang family was also a famous handsome descendant in ten miles and eight villages, speaking of this apprenticeship, it was still forcibly requested by the master!"
opened his mouth and retorted: "You said that the ancestor of your old Fang family was brought under the master's strong heart, but you can make a face!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Yiai regretted it, because it saw Li Laojiu's murderous eyes and shot over.
I can't afford to provoke it, I can't afford to provoke it, hurry up and shut up!"
Fang Chengen was too lazy to take care of his bereavement, and continued: "The master is nine feet tall, and the tendons and flesh all over his body are not much worse than those generals of our Datang, with a machete pinned to his waist and a bow on his back
Then he was forcibly taken into the door by the master, so he said, if you want to talk about the Analects, our old Fang family is also a descendant, and today I will tell you these mallets, you are on it, you know no, let's steal the fun one by one
! Come on, come on, what is your name of that
jailer!" "Young Master Fang, the villain Wang Ergou, can write!" A jailer hurriedly raised his hand and said.
"Okay, okay, then you, come in, and then find a whip for Young Master Ben!" Fang Chengen said.
"Young Master, what is a whip?" the jailer asked.
"It's
a stick, a little more direct!" "Oh!" The
jailer went outside to find a wooden stick and handed it to him according to Fang Chengen's request, while he picked up the charcoal pen and prepared to write according to Mr. Fang's request.
"The gentleman hides the weapon in his body, wait for it to move!" On
the wooden board, the jailer Wang Ergou wrote on the wooden board very seriously.
Fang Chengen looked at the jailer's handwriting, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smile.
It turns out that the word young master is okay, it's a lot better than this guy
!" "Come, read with me, the gentleman hides the weapon and waits for it to move!" A group of prisoners and jailers hurriedly followed: "The gentleman hides the weapon and waits for it to move
." "
Do you know what this means
!" "I don't know!" "Nonsense, if you know that you still use this gentleman
Young Master Ben!, come, Mr. Ben will tell you well, especially you, Ji Laoba, don't
have anything to do with the house and bequeath your love, you will have to follow Young Master Ben when you go out in the future, how can you do it without some knowledge!" The little whip in Fang Chengen's hand pointed at the hairy Ji Laoba who was looking at Fang Yiai.
Ah, the young master is guaranteed to accept me!
Ji Laoba hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, young master, small, little
listen, seriously!" Fang Chengen: "Well, Ji Laoba pay attention, you are the representative of the discipline class, pay attention and abide by the classroom discipline!"
"What does this gentleman mean by hiding his weapon and waiting for him?"
This is to say, as a gentleman, you have to hide some weapons on your body if you have nothing to do, any fist is fine, bricks can also be used, in short, you must have a weapon, just like a master, with a machete hanging from your waist for a long time, and whoever sees it is not afraid.
What is it to wait and move, this means that whoever offends you, you have to find the opportunity, see the opportunity, and use your own weapons to give him a ruthless blow.
Just like Confucius, a shot is a killing move, and he will directly kill Shao Zhengmao, you understand
......
!" Prisoner: ......
Confucius: Listen to me, thank you......
"Come, Wang Ergou, continue to write, learn and learn, don't you also say? There are friends from afar, not happy? People don't know and don't be ashamed, not gentlemen!" "Come, read to Mr. Ben
!" "Learn and learn from time, don't you also say it? There are friends from afar, don't you be happy? People don't know and are not ashamed, not gentlemen!" Fang
Yiai was very willing to follow the study in Li Laojiu's obscene gaze.
"What does this mean, in fact, this is a series with the gentleman hiding the weapon above and waiting for it, just like what
is crying, making trouble, and being elegant, you know!" "Fang Yiai: This is very familiar to my mother!
Since the time of crossing, Fang Chengen has always felt that it is necessary for him to show the style of a time-traveler in this ignorant era, such as being a cultural person and opening up his wisdom to this group of Datang people.
"Learn and practice, don't say, just let you practice more if you have nothing to do, don't wander around blindly like Master Ben all day long, don't let people know when you practice, keep it secret!"
"If you have a friend from afar, you will be happy, even if a friend comes from that far away, you must greet him well!" "If
a person doesn't know and is not ashamed, he is not a gentleman, that is, he does not understand you and offends you, then you will beat him to death, so that no one knows, you are still a person with high morals!"
"Okay, the young master said it very well
, do you say it!" Ji Laoba glared at everyone, what do you think of the clothes!
Fang Yiai really couldn't listen to it, and couldn't help but get up: "You insult ......
" Before the words were finished, he heard Li Laojiu shout: "Sanyinzhi!"
"Oh~".
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