This Zhenguan is a bit silly

At three o'clock in the morning, the little girl came to the bed: "Young master, get up!"

Fang Chengen opened his eyes, revealing an impatient look, he discussed cooking skills with the cook late at night last night, and he was stunned to let the fat cook experience the feeling of living on a dog for decades, and when he came back to sleep, it was already very late.

For a young man, being woken up from his bed in the morning is nothing short of a disaster.

glared at the little maid fiercely, seeing that the little maid was about to be scared to pee, then she spoke slowly: "What time is it?" The little maid was

so frightened that she stumbled: "Less, young master, it's noon!" "It's

only noon, what are you anxious about!" Fang Chengen bared his teeth and grinned: "Young Master Ben will sleep for half an hour, eat breakfast and lunch together, and save some food for the family!"

Xiao Teng led Jordan Pippen in, and the three of them looked like dead fathers.

"Young master, get up quickly, the cook said that you don't eat, the three little ones have nothing to eat, you see, Jordan Pippen is hungry and thin, and he is about to starve to death

......!" For the sake of you dying of hunger, Young Master Ben will get up!" Fang Chengen turned over, and the little maid hurriedly waited to wash her face and dress.

When Fang Chengen finished getting dressed and stood in front of the bronze mirror to admire his beautiful face, Xiao Teng came over again.

"Young master, young master, the cook said that today I made the braised pork you just called, what kind of meat is this

braised pork, is it delicious or not!" "Braised pork, you don't get tired of eating

braised pork in the morning!" "This braised pork is a very delicious food, which is eaten by the old gods in the sky, and the old gods look at your young master and I am more pleasing to the eye, so I handed it to me, and I handed it over to the cook, if it is delicious or not, you will know ...... if you taste

it." "Oh, it turned out to be taught by the old immortals, and the young master can be favored by the old immortals, it must be because of the young master's wise and martial arts......" Xiao Teng patted his ass flatteringly, and motioned to the two guards.

Jordan Pippen came to his senses as soon as he heard what he was eating

!"Young Master Wise!" "Young Master Shenwu!" "Young Master Wise

Shenwu

!" "Fuck you!" Fang Chengen bared his teeth, gave a kick to each person, and said angrily: "Bullshit Wise Shenwu, this young master has nothing but handsome, dashing, dignified, jade tree in the wind, lofty instruments, and both talent and appearance, I know no!".

The three of them were stunned: "It's the young master, the young master is except for

......" "Young master, there are too many words, the little ones don't remember it, or you say it again...... "

Papapa......

The little maid looked at the four of them and was stunned, the young master was patting the brains of the three people, the hand speed was really fast, Jordan's brain was really loud, and Gent Niang's fire was like a cannon!

Under the service of the little maid, Fang Chengen began to gargle and eat breakfast and lunch, in this era, it is generally two meals a day, even if it is His Majesty Emperor Li Er, it is the same.

can be put on Fang Chengen, lunch, dinner is a must, breakfast, it depends on the situation.

Fang Chengen's lunch was very simple, two cakes, a bowl of millet porridge, and a plate of small pickles.

As for the braised pork of the fat cook, forget it.

The pork in this era tasted so bad that it was hard to swallow, and he hadn't eaten meat for several days.

After all, it is not good to eat beef in this era, and if you are not careful, you will suffer a lawsuit, but eating mutton is not so much.

Whole, be sure to put the lamb on it at night.

After lunch, when he heard that the young master was going to eat mutton, the fat cook became excited.

The young master has learned so many ways to cook from the old fairy, today this is preparing to make mutton, follow the young master to learn two hands, doesn't that mean that he has learned the skills of the immortals.

After receiving the money from Steward Wang, the fat cook excitedly took a few of his subordinates to buy sheep.

It stands to reason that this kind of work of purchasing things is the work of the king's steward, and it is not his turn to be a cook to intervene, but he can't bear this guy blowing in front of the king's steward for a long time.

What guarantees that the sheep he bought are cheap and fat, what he and the iron buddies who sell the sheep are iron buddies, and what iron buddies cut him off without giving them cheap, and in the end, the king steward can only give him money to buy sheep.

Of course, among the few subordinates this guy carried, there was Jordan Pippen.

Just these two goods went to the sheep dealer for a stop, and it was estimated that they would not want to be discounted.

Who wants to mess with three guys who look so smart and fat.

"Baa

~~~Baa~~~Baa~~~" The two big fat sheep were tied to the stone slab, perhaps feeling the next fate, so they began to scream desperately, complaining to God about the injustice to them.

In desperation, how they wish that there would be a hero, dressed in golden silk soft armor, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to save them, if that hero was a ewe, it would be even better!

At this moment, right next to them, the fat cook was holding up the butcher's knife in his hand, ready to attack.

"Wait!"

the hero appeared, and the two sheep, who were already desperate, burst into the hope of survival in their eyes.

At this moment, in their eyes, the young man was shining with dazzling light, as if he was wearing a piece of gold silk soft armor, because he was walking too fast, and the loess under his feet seemed to render seven-colored clouds.

Ah

! It's him, it's him, it's him! He's our hero

of the world! It's a pity it's not a ewe

! Wait! What is this young man holding

in his hand, like a hammer!

Just as the two sheep looked at him longingly, the young man lifted his hammer and struck it heavily on the head of a fat sheep

!

Seeing his companion being knocked unconscious, the other sheep was completely unable to hold back, and he urinated on the ground.

"Oh, my mother-in-law just made me

new shoes!" the fat cook looked at the fat sheep with a disgusted expression, jumped to the side, and looked at his new shoes.

Ma Dan, almost urinated on his own shoes.

"I said fatty, you are too wasteful, what a good thing of sheep blood, you don't know how to find something to hold it, Xiao Teng, go find a basin and come over, and then sheep blood!" Fang

Chengen said as he shook the hammer in his hand, so frightened that Xiao Tengfei ran away, and Jordan Pippen's two guards also stood far aside.

The young master said today that he wanted to perform a set of Weng drums and golden hammer techniques comparable to Pei Yuanqing, and the result was ......

It's miserable, if Jordan hadn't pulled Pippen, the donkey face would have become a shoehorn face at this moment.

Another hammer knocked out another goat, and Xiao Teng also brought a basin over and put it under the necks of the two fat sheep very clearly.

After the basin was placed, Fang Chengen signaled that the fat cook could put down the knife.

Speaking of which, the butcher is a technical job in this era, not something that ordinary people can do, but the fat cook is versatile, according to him, he studied with the butcher for a while when he was young, if it weren't for the fact that the master was too ugly, he should be a qualified butcher now.

Got Fang Chengen's signal, the fat cook raised the knife and stabbed the fat sheep in the neck, and suddenly, the fat sheep who was originally unconscious screamed again, as the cook pulled out the knife, a stream of dark red blood gushed out, and the fat sheep's howl was also full of weakness with the flow of blood, until finally there was no sound.

Knowing that the young master killed the sheep, the happiest thing was the descendants of the Fang family, watching the cook stab the fat sheep to death, one by one screaming excitedly, as if it was not the sheep that was stabbed, but them.

Even if it is such an inappropriate picture for children as disemboweling, whether it is a subordinate or a maid, they all watch it with relish.

A fire had already risen in the kitchen yard, several large pots were set up on the fire, the heart, liver, spleen and lungs that had been processed were all put into one pot, and the remaining pots were processed mutton and mutton bones.

Seeing that the cook was about to dump the rest of the water, Fang Chengen hurriedly called out to him.

Sheep intestines and tripe, some people like it, some people don't like it, and Fang Chengen belongs to the first type.

Kicked on the fat cook's buttocks, scolded and said, "You have to lose such a good thing, are you blind

!" The fat cook looked at his young master with a surprised face, and asked weakly: "Young master, can you eat

this thing?" "Nonsense, the best thing to eat is this thing, if it is pig intestines, it tastes better!"

Xiao Teng listened to it on the side, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

If this thing is delicious, then the hobby of the special young master is too special, and Du Te Niang caught up with the big yellow dog in the village!