Those Years When I Was an Animal

A monk in a yellow cassock came forward: "Amitabha, I have something to warn you when I come here."

"Oh What's the matter? I'm the most understanding demon. I've always been a man who listened to people's advice and had enough to eat. "

The monk saluted and said, "benefactor, you can't kill innocent people after you go out from this forest."

"Easy to say, easy to say, I have agreed. What else can I do?"

it seems that the monk didn't expect that he promised so happily. He stood in the same place for a while and was a little confused.

Yu Qingyu frowned. What else would the old monk say? He promised not to kill innocent people by the way, what else?

after the monk responded, he said seriously: "what I said just now is not a joke. If you dare to indiscriminately kill innocent people, we will not let you go."

"Yes, you can't kill innocent people."

"It's not allowed to forcibly rob women.

"Don't bully ordinary people with mana."

“……”

Yu Qingyu interrupted: "I know, I know, you go quickly. If you don't go, I will beat people."

The monk bowed his head and read a word of Amitabha, then turned and left with a group of people.

The jade demon and the jade demon are left in place.

The emperor was taken back by his demon choppers, and he was expected to stay in bed for a few days.

Yu Qingyu turned his head and looked at the young man in blue brocade: "what's your consideration?"

A man in a purple robe said, "although we can't beat you, you don't want to tie my grandson to you."

"Well, there's another one here who's not stupid? I thought you were all stupid and couldn't find the north. What if I took him? Didn't you think about the consequences when you killed me

The boy stood out and said angrily, "don't you say that about my grandfather."

"This has not become my people, began to make decisions for me, I said, you are all idiots, fools!"

Demons:... " What's the situation? How naive!

The boy pointed at Yu Qingyu and couldn't speak. Maybe he had never seen such a rogue. He turned around and pointed his butt at Yu Qingyu.

Yu Qingyu's mouth is crooked, and he is in a good mood. Seeing these demons, he is also very pleased. However, they have to make a good account of him if they want to kill him.

So he said casually, "are you here today to congratulate me on my successful transformation?"

big Demons: " Why did the topic go back?

"Hmm? Isn't it?" Yu Qingyu doubts the voice with a little bit of threat.

All of a sudden, a demon came out, the demon a big bald head especially shining, smile simple and simple said: "we are to send gifts." At the same time, he winked at the other demons.

"Yes, yes, we are here to send gifts. I don't know what kind of gift you like." The demons who received the eyes spoke one after another.

Yu Qingyu looked at the demons with a smile, "originally, I was going to kill you all, but I think the fried chicken is very interesting. For the sake of this, you will lose something."

"I don't know what you want? We can give you whatever we have. " It's still the bald head.

Others echoed: "yes, as long as we have it." The demon had the strength to kill them. They had to give in to him. In the future Who knows.

"For the sake of fried chicken, each of you takes out one of your most precious and valuable things for me, and I'll take it as if it doesn't exist that you're going to kill me today."

"The most precious? Ah, I remember. I left that thing at my home. I'll go back and get it now