Three Kingdoms: Keep a Low Profile, I'm Just a Guy

Three Kingdoms: Low-key, I'm just a cook Author: Brother Maple Leaf

Qin Chuan came to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and became a cook in Cao Ying's army.

Not ashamed, but proud, Qinchuan prepared to live with salted fish.

After all, in troubled times, safety comes first, food and clothing second!

But recently, a strange guy has started coming to the kitchen.

Lao Cao: Brother Qin, do you think the lord should kill Liu Bei?

Old Xu: Brother Qin, do you think Xu Chu's martial arts are the best in the world?

Lao Guo: Brother Qin, do you think Guo Jia is smart?

Lao Xun: Isn't it a waste of brother Qin's talent not to be a military teacher?

Qin Chuan waved his hand: keep a low profile, I'm just a cook.

Chapter [-]: Master Chief Xu Xu

It is night, the beginning of time.

　　creak...

　　The door of Cao Cao's camp was slowly opened.

　　A sturdy man with eight feet in length and ten circumferences around his waist quietly opened the door of the kitchen in a close-fitting cloth.

　　I didn't have enough dinner tonight, but the battle was so stalemate, he didn't want to blatantly ask his subordinates to deliver the supper to the big tent, so he just sneaked to the kitchen and prepared to sacrifice to the temple.

　　"Bold! Who dares to break into the shack at night!"

　　In the kitchen, a [-]- or [-]-year-old young man suddenly stood up from the stove, holding a wine bottle in his left hand, a chicken leg in his right hand, and oil star in his mouth.

　　This thunderous drink startled the strong man.

　　When he saw clearly that the speaker was a harmless young man, he laughed and said:

　　"you do not know me?"

　　The young man carefully looked at the strong man in front of him.

　　Damn, he's so sturdy, and he speaks so confidently.

　　Emmm, [-]% is a general.

　　The young man put down the chicken legs and the jug and said with a smirk:

　　"Familiar, familiar. Dare to ask which battalion is the centurion?"

　　Know a ghost, the young man is a cook, and he doesn't go anywhere except the cook room on weekdays.

　　In the camp where the [-]-[-]-strong army was stationed, a cook wouldn't dare to run around. The biggest official he had ever seen was the centurion.

　　"Centurion?" The strong man said coldly with a young man staring at Mount Tai.

　　"I am the Lord..."

　　I almost forgot, I came here to steal a late-night snack, so don't spread it out, lest I be scolded by the lord and laughed at by that group of colleagues.

　　"Lord what?"

　　"I... I'm the boss, Old Xu, don't you know me?"

　　Master book?

　　Responsible for allocating rations and logistics, strictly speaking, but the immediate boss of the kitchen.

　　The teenager wiped the oil star on his mouth, and his smile became brighter immediately. He came to the kitchen at this point, and it seemed that there was nothing else to do. Mostly it was just to steal food, it was easy to please.

　　"It turned out that Master Xu made a private visit in a private manner. It's still a bit of wine and meat. Quan should be small."

　　Having said that, he took out a plate of lamb, a plate of roast chicken and two pots of wine from the stove.

　　Lao Xu was not polite. After sitting down, he rubbed his hands together and started to eat.

　　The weight of the three people was packed up by him in the time of a cup of tea.

　　This is fortunate to be the master, if an ordinary sergeant, based on this amount of food, it is estimated that he would have been expelled from the military camp.

　　The full old Xu leaned on the chair, patted his bulging belly and smiled contentedly, but his eyes were gloomy.

　　"What's the matter, Mr. Xu, you seem to have something on your mind, is there not enough food?"

　　In order to curry favor with his boss, the young man took a jug of wine from the stove and placed it in front of Lao Xu.

　　Seeing that the young man didn't care about how the battle was going, but whether there was enough food and grass, Lao Xu couldn't help laughing, thinking that the young man was quite interesting.

　　"Little brother, don't call me Lord Xu, just call me Lao Xu." After taking a sip of wine, Lao Xu said bitterly:

　　"You don't know, the damned Lu Bu made the Xiapi fortress two feet thicker, more than three feet high, and protected by the rushing Sihe River. We have been here for half a month, and we still don't know when we will Only then can we capture Xiapi.”

　　The boy nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.

　　It turned out that it wasn't that there was not enough food, then it had nothing to do with me hanging up high.

　　But seeing Lao Xu's frowning expression, he couldn't bear it, so he comforted:

　　"Old Xu, do you miss your daughter-in-law? Don't worry, you will be able to go back to Xuchang to see your daughter-in-law soon."

　　Old Xu squinted and laughed disdainfully, a cook, what do you know, so he imitated Cao Cao's worried appearance in the big tent during the day and said:

　　"Xiapi not only has a solid city defense, but Lu Bu is also hoarding food for a hundred days in the city. I think it will be difficult to break the city within three months."

　　A little guy, what does he know about military affairs?

　　However, after being laughed a lot by Guo Jia's group and being a brave general, Lao Xu also planned to act as a master to satisfy his little vanity.

　　"You are wrong." The young man also took a sip of wine and said calmly.

　　what?

　　You just need to call 666 as a cook. Pretending to be more annoying than that Guo Jia!

　　Lao Xu was immediately unhappy, and said coldly, "Why is it wrong!"

　　Today, if you can't tell the truth, Lao Xu's fist will teach you how to behave.

　　The young man moistened his throat, put the jug down, straightened his posture, and looked like I was about to pretend, Lang Lang said:

　　"Old Xu, we must know how to look at the overall situation, not just the eyes."

　　"If you think about it, Sun Ce from Jiangdong has long been willing to go north to the Central Plains, and Ma Teng and Han Sui from Liangzhou have been eager to move.

　　If the lord was really here until Xiapi ran out of food and grass, I'm afraid Xuchang would have someone bring it to him.

　　So don't worry, the lord won't be here for too long. "

　　Old Xu Nong raised his eyebrows, the flask was half empty and he couldn't hold it up or down, his eyes were full of disbelief.

　　How can this kid's words be exactly the same as what Guo Jiana's drunkard said.

　　Could it be that he eavesdropped on the soldiers in the tent during the day?

　　Lao Xu looked at the boy suspiciously, but quickly rejected the idea.

　　A mere cook can't move more than a hundred paces from the kitchen. How could he go through the layers of defense and go to the central army tent to eavesdrop.

　　Moreover, judging from his appearance, he did not understand martial arts at all.

　　Impossible, absolutely impossible.

　　Could it be... Could it be that Guo Jia also came to this house?

　　"Then, according to what you say, isn't our army in a dilemma?"

　　Lao Xu no longer had the idea of ​​embarrassing the young man, but wanted to verify his inner conjecture.

　　Because, when discussing the soldiers in the daytime, Guo Jake did not come up with a solution to this problem.

　　The boy looked out the window and the closed door, leaned forward a little, and said mysteriously:

　　"Don't worry, Lao Xu, it's not difficult at all, in three or five days at most, the lord will be able to enter Xiapi City.

　　At that time, we can also go back to Xuchang. "

　　Five or six days?

　　Old Xu sighed in disappointment, thinking that he was someone from outside the world, but he seemed to be an ignorant boy who would only talk nonsense.

Chapter [-]: Low-key, I'm just a guy

　　Xiapi City has a garrison of more than [-] troops, solid defenses, enough food and grass, and the most terrible thing is the moat, which caused the sergeants who attacked the city to make a lot of sacrifices just to move the ladder.

　　Three or five days?

　　I'm afraid there is no chance to build a pontoon bridge.

　　However, Lao Xu's mood was not affected much.

　　After all, the young man is a man, and I really hope that he can defeat the enemy.

　　"Old Xu, look at your expression, don't you believe me?"

　　The young man looked at Lao Xu with displeased eyes. He didn't tell others what he said. He only told you if he valued you. How dare you doubt it?

　　Lao Xu laughed and said, "Okay, well, then tell me, how can Xiapi be broken in three or five days."

　　I originally thought that I would be unparalleled in this big camp, but I didn't expect to meet an opponent today.

　　Anyway, he couldn't fall asleep when he went back. This time, Lao Xu took the initiative to go to the stove to get a pot of wine, ready to see what level he could blow.

　　"I said Lao Xu, you've been drinking too much, and tomorrow the guy will definitely find out that it's too little. You have to make a note for me when you go back, so that he doesn't get angry with me!"

　　The boy felt a little distressed.

　　This old Xu is drinking, it is drinking like water at all, and no matter how much rice you have, you can't make it like this.

　　This guy's job is not easy, don't let you run out of drinks.

　　Lao Xu glanced at the jug in his hand and said disdainfully, "Don't worry, little brother, the guy dared to say no, I took his head off."