!!!
Is this the teacher the Father found for us?
The age is similar to Cao Pi, but in the daytime he dares to hide in the barracks and drink, and the three of them are attacked again.
This is to worship him as a teacher, it is too slap in the face, no way!
"You three are Lao Cao's sons? There are no rules, and you can call the master's name directly?"
Qin Chuan held Hun in his arms, showing the sincere attitude of an elder teaching the boy
The three faces turned black.
Nima hasn't been a teacher yet, so she has put on the air of a master. If you really worship him as a teacher, you won't have to slap your nose on your face in the future?
"Brother Qin, my third and fourth brothers..."
Before the words were finished, Qin Chuan was happy and interrupted directly:
"Your father calls me brother, and you call me brother, um... Then you have to call your father brother when you go back today?"
Of course Cao Pi knew that even Xu Chu called him a brother, and his father was naturally of the same generation.
But if you really want to call him a master yourself, you can't do it.
Is it called uncle?That's not even more embarrassing!
"Don't be ashamed, kid. My second brother calls you brother because he looks down on you. Let's make a price. How much will it cost you to void this matter!"
Now, the three brothers have not realized that the battle for the throne is a life-and-death contest.
The bond between the brothers is still very deep.
Seeing that Cao Pi suffered a loss, Cao Zhang quit his job. Since he was a martial artist in elementary school, his blue veins burst out, and it seemed that he was about to attack at any time.
At this time, Xu Chu in the house had already stood up and was ready to rush out of the kitchen.
Cheng Yu patted him and shook his head, "Don't worry, Brother Qin is a measured person. He should see that the Fourth Young Master is a martial artist and won't anger him."
This time, Qin Chuan laughed directly, and immediately looked at Cao Zhang with a look at the mentally handicapped, and said:
"First, it was your father who sent money and toasted to death and begged me to be your master."
"Second, don't ask me for money. I'm not interested in money, and I don't care if the apprentice has money, because I'm sure none of them have money."
Ah, it turns out that when Lao Ma and Xiao Wang said these words to the camera, they were in this state of mind. It was really cool.
Cheng Yu: …
"Zhongkang, I still don't know Brother Qin's character well enough. Get ready to rush out to save him."
I usually see you being so polite, yet you speak so flatly.
Cao Zhang blew his beard and stared angrily, but he had to have the courage to do it.
An ordinary teacher almost didn't let his ass bloom, let alone this mysterious cook, who could only stare.
"It's just like that..." Cao Zhi, who had not spoken all the time, snorted coldly and sneered:
"I thought it was some kind of expert from outside the world, but it turned out that he only used his words."
Sure enough, people who have read books speak differently.
"Tsk tsk~" Qin Chuan dragged a long tone of disdain and said coldly, "Is this, do you want to test and be a teacher?"
"Hmph, looking at the world, my literary talent is hard to find an opponent!"
"Among the peers, my fourth brother's martial arts are unparalleled in the world!"
"You are a mere cook, why are you our master!"
Cao Zhi often boasted that he could write poetry in seven steps.
In fact, he can indeed do it. This skill will save his life in the future.
As for Cao Zhang, he was able to fight against Zhao Yun during the Hanzhong War. Although it was only a few dozen rounds, it also showed that his martial arts were extraordinary.
Compared with Cao Pi's ingenuity, the specialties of the two are obvious, and their temperament is naturally flamboyant.
"Okay, don't blow it, just say what you want."
interesting!
Cheng Yu sat down and suddenly looked forward to their competition.
Not to mention Cao Zhang, Cao Zhi's self-righteousness on weekdays really made him unhappy.
"The mayfly shakes the tree and is beyond its own power."
"Then it's easier, just pair a few couplets, so as not to hurt your self-esteem."
Lao Cao is so humble and kind, how can he give birth to such a crazy son.
Qin Chuan helplessly shook his head and leaned back on the lazy chair, and said quietly, "Then ask the question."
After Cao Zhi rolled his eyes a few times, he sneered and said:
"Father said that you have made a great contribution to Dahan's agriculture, right? Let's talk about farming and respect you."
After pondering for a while, Cao Zhi smiled and said: "Which of these hybrids is Mr.
"Hahaha, the third brother has a good literary talent, a good literary talent!"
"Although I don't understand it very well, it feels very powerful, the third brother is awesome!"
Cao Zhi looked like he did not want to be six, and obviously didn't take this couplet seriously.
But Cheng Yu in the kitchen sighed heavily.
The literary talent of these three young masters is indeed hard to find in ancient and modern times, but there is no need to insult Brother Qin like this. The master must know this, and he has to teach him a lesson.
On the surface, Cao Zhiming was talking about couplets, and he even used crops such as rice, stalks, wheat, and millet. If he didn't taste it carefully, he seemed to really respect Qinchuan.
But the last sentence, which of these bastards is a husband, but is insulting their husband, is naturally Qin Chuan.
Everyone looked at Qin Chuan in unison.
This time, Cao Zhi folded his arms in a state of contempt.
This couplet, let alone a cook, even he himself can't match it.
On weekdays, the Friends of Poetry Association often uses this couplet for research, but after all, no one can cope with it, and it is a pity for this.
"Look how proud you are, if you don't have two eggs dragging you, you will fly to Jiuzhongtian."
Qin Chuan spat and smeared, and said lazily:
"What's so difficult about this?"
"Poetry, Books, Books, Etiquette, Spring and Autumn, so many sutras, why ask Laozi!"
!!!
Cao Zhi staggered back two steps.
He kept mumbling and repeating in his mouth: Poetry, Books and Books, Yi Li, Spring and Autumn, and many sutras, why should I ask Lao Tzu...
Even if he doesn't accept Qin Chuan in his heart, he has no choice but to worship this couple.
This couplet has never been right because no matter how you pick it up, it seems that you can't escape being called a bastard.
But Qin Chuan's correspondence not only throws the problem back, but also acts as an old man.
Even Cheng Yu in the room couldn't help but sigh that this literary talent was amazing!
Being taught a lesson by a cook, how could Cao Zhi swallow his breath, pointed at Qin Chuan and gritted his teeth tremblingly:
"I don't believe in evil, and I'm right when you ask the question!"
Chapter Thirty-Four, I vomit blood!
Compared with the rebellious Cao Zhi, Qinchuan's wisdom is more impressive to Cao Pi.
From this pair alone, it can be seen that the young man in front of him is by no means a cook.
Being able to live here without revealing his identity, could it be an expert who was secretly invited by the father?
At this point, Qin Chuan seemed very uninterested.
For a long time, in Qinchuan's cognition, carving stamps and sentences is a trick of carving insects.
Especially in this chaotic world of central and central government, one hundred and no one is a scholar.
However, in order to suppress the spirit of this boy from the Cao family, Qin Chuan still pondered a little.
After taking a sip of wine, he said casually:
"Listen, my first link is..."
"Two monkeys cut wood deep in the mountains, and see how the little monkey saws."
Cao Pi and Cao Zhang are still pondering this couplet repeatedly, it seems that it is not too difficult to hear, but they just can't think of it.
At this time, Cao Zhi's expression has changed greatly, and it is a pair of swearing couplets.
He is going to repay him in his own way.
The question is, why can't I get it right?
The time for a cup of tea was over, and Cao Zhi was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, stomping his feet and scratching his cheeks, but he couldn't figure it out.
"you…"
"This, I really can't think of it for a while, you come again!"
Cao Zhi thought to himself that all literary people have one or two absolutes at the bottom of the box.
Just like the swearing couplet he made just now, it has also stumped countless literati.
But he didn't believe that Qin Chuan could find the second couplet that stumped him.
"What about the outstanding literary talent?"
"Okay, let's accommodate you and have another one."
"Zhang Sanli, Four Kings, Ermazi, come here for a visit."
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