Three Kingdoms: Lie flat as a son-in-law, Lu Bu eavesdropped on his heart

"Wow~~~ so smelly!"

"What stinks so much?"

Lu Qiling pinched her nose and looked out with a look of disgust.

"This also stinks!"

On the side, Zhao Yu almost didn't vomit.

Wang Hao was naturally choked by this stench.

But......

It was something else in his head.

It seems that the equipment for defending the city in the city is almost consumed.

The offensive of the Wuhuan dog thief has not weakened in the slightest, and it is even strengthening.

Hao Zhao is under a lot of pressure!

No wonder!

This kid actually started using the strategy of boiling gold juice.

This thing costs nothing, and tens of thousands of people in the city can continue to provide it.

That's enough for him to play for a while.

But specially...

This stuff can't be played for long.

Otherwise, the whole city will be smoked to death.

Damn Lv Bu!

Why haven't you come back?

Could it be that you want to force Zishan to succeed?

Last time I was able to go out of town to get equipment, but what should I do this time?

Nima!

I'll definitely wear it.

Depend on!

Wang Hao's heart suddenly felt like the immortal plate.

"Husband, don't you stink?"

Lu Qiling pinched her nose and stared at Wang Hao with interest.

"It stinks!"

Wang Hao nodded very casually: "Didn't you find that I've been breathing all the time?" "

Lu Qiling shook her head: "This... I really haven't found it yet. "Nine Zero Three"

Wang Hao shrugged awkwardly: "Don't worry, I've asked Xiaocui to take the mask, it's pure cotton, and it's specially brewed with perfume to ensure that you definitely can't smell the stench." "

"Huh?"

Zhao Yu was stunned: "Did A Hao expect it earlier?" "

Wang Hao nodded and said softly: "Hao Zhao told me that when the equipment for defending the city is used up, it will use the feces and urine of the people in the city, mix a certain amount of clean water, boil it, and then pour it on the Wuhuan people." "

Vomit~~~

Zhao Yu and Lu Qiling were gagged.

No way!

It's really disgusting.

Zhao Yu was embarrassed to the extreme: "Unexpectedly, Hao Zhao is quite a clean child, he can actually do such a disgusting thing, boiling the people's feces and urine, wow, it stinks when you think about it!" "

"Hee hee ~~"

On the side, Lu Qiling burst into a faint smile: "But it's really enjoyable to listen to, splashing these pickled things on the Wuhuan dog, that scene must be very interesting!" "

"Just think: we smell so bad, they are splashed, can't they be stinked alive? This Hao Zhao is really a general, and he actually has quite an idea. "

Forehead......

Wang Hao was simply convinced.

What character is everything.

Zhao Yu and Lu Qiling are simply perfect portrayals.

Although Zhao Yu can also martial arts, but more often, it is the nature of the little sister next door.

But Lu Qiling is not, this guy is completely a war maniac, and there is only one thing in his mind, leading troops to fight.

Specially...

The stench can't mess with her original intention to kill the enemy in battle.

Awesome!

It's awesome!

If Lv Bu can really develop well in the future.

It is estimated that Lu Qiling will definitely find an opportunity to create female soldiers.

In fact, this is also the reason why she is looking for a concubine for Wang Hao, after all, giving birth to a child is too special to affect combat effectiveness.

"Aunt ~~"

"Miss~~~"

At this moment, Xiaocui came over with a bunch of masks: "The mask is coming, hurry up and bring it." "

Wang Hao took the mask and hurriedly put it on, only then exhaled a long breath.

Comfortable~~~

Zhao Yu's complexion also gradually returned to normal: "Sure enough, there is a floral fragrance." "

Lu Qiling had a completely liberated expression: "My family husband is really talented, oh yes, can these mask soldiers have?" "

Wang Hao nodded: "Yes!" However, theirs have no floral fragrance, there are some carbon chips in them, and some can be filtered out, but they are certainly not as good as ours! "

Lu Qiling said coquettishly: "Hehe~~~ The husband is amazing, love you ~~~"

Wang Hao smiled and Quan responded.

Now.

On the battlefield.

The rows of cauldrons of boiling gold juice have been propped up.

The wolf riders each had a mask, and they could barely endure the huge stench.

But the Wuhuan soldiers under the city all had a disgusted expression on their faces, and cursed in all tongues:

"Lean! The Han people are so despicable, they can actually defend the city by the smell! "

"Nima! Smoked labor and management, it really stinks! "

"Wow~~~ I vomited, I really can't stand it."

"Fortunately, I didn't eat early in the morning, otherwise I would have been vomited."

"Despicable, simply despicable!"

“......"

But......

Although the Wuhuan people do not stop insulting.

But the rhythm of their attack was not affected in the slightest.

After all, how can you just give up your hard-won advantage?

As for the stench?

As long as you endure it, smell it for a while, and get used to it.

Want to stop their offensive with this?

What an international joke!

This stench not only did not defeat Wu Huan, but aroused their fighting spirit.

When Hao Zhao saw this scene, he only felt that the dog's habit of eating could not be changed, and he was overjoyed in his heart.

Without hesitation, he immediately ordered:

"Gold juice ready! Splash~~~"

Disheveled~~~

The cauldron on the frame suddenly tilted slightly.

The golden juice fell from the sky like a waterfall.

The boiling heat wave stained the body of the Wuhuan people, and for a moment of wailing, the flat ground burst out.

"Groove! Scalded labor and management, the Han people are so despicable! "

"Ah~~~~Ah~~~Ah~~~~~"

"Hiss~~~~Scald Pull~~~"

“......"

Look out along the head of the city.

Boy!

The Wuhuan people were completely boiling.

Some are scalded; (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Some people are so disgusted that they wipe it on others;

Some people were burned to the face and neck, scratching their ears and cheeks in anger;

Others, wailing and rampage, like wild beasts with wild hair.

The chaotic scene is almost like the dance floor of a modern nightclub, or even more so, all of them are crazy people, constantly roaring, constantly dancing wildly!

Hao Zhao was overjoyed and waved his hand fiercely: "Continue to boil the golden juice, the dog can't change to eat, labor and management have to get these things, feed them, quickly ignite the fire, add water!" "

The wolf knights' anger also skyrocketed, and they roared in unison:

"Roar~~Roar~~Roar~~~"

"Roar~~~"

The large iron pot was restored to its original state.

Buckets and buckets of feces and urine continue to be poured into the pot.

Add up the dry firewood and burn the fire.

The evil taste of the wolf riding soldiers came up, and it really stood up!

It's like...

This is no longer a battle.

It's a game of abuse of Wuhuan!

"Hahaha! Come on, taste this golden juice. "

"The general is right, dogs can't change to eat, labor and management are ready for you."

"Haha, you black dogs can't be smoked!"

"There is a kind of continuing to attack the city!"

“......"

Outside the city, Wuhuan Shan Yuqiu Liju, who was watching the battle, was simply stunned.

He couldn't believe that a small Jixian town was actually difficult to fight to this extent.

Bows and arrows, fire oil are all played, and now they don't even let go of feces and urine!

Awesome!

It's awesome!

The tricks of the Han army to defend the city are simply outrageous!

This wave of wails one after another, like needles pricking the heart, hurt the heart.

Qiu Liju gasped and couldn't help swallowing his saliva: "Damn! Just damn it! What should we do at this time, do we still have to attack? "

It's like!

Qiu Liju has already retreated.........

But......

Tu Dun hurriedly said: "Father, we have already rebelled, even if you retire at this moment, the Great Han Imperial Court will be able to forgive you?" This is a road of no return, once you embark on it, there is no way back! "

"But look!"

Qiu Liju stared at the battlefield in front of him, so angry that his eyebrows were not eyebrows, and his eyes were not eyes: "We have the slightest possibility of taking Jixian?" If there is, there is no need to withdraw the army, but if not, I Qiuliju cannot let the brethren die! "

"Father!"

Tu Tun took a deep breath and exhaled slowly: "Didn't you find out?" Our rush has been beating for two whole days, how can their city gate withstand it! "

"And..."

Tu Dun exhaled a turbid breath, and the corners of his lips raised slightly: "The squeaky sound just now has proved that the city gate of Jixian County is almost at its limit, as long as we hold on for a while, we will definitely be able to knock open the city gate." "

"At that time, our Wuhuan Tu rode in, those Han people simply did not have time to react, definitely not our opponents, when the time comes, we will kill as much as we want!"

Qiu Liju naturally also heard a squeaking sound.

As a matter of fact!

The most reluctant to retire is not Tu Dun, but he Qiu Liju.

But there is no way, Qiu Liju is also under a lot of pressure!

How could the leaders of the major tribes allow their people to die?

The reason why he can rule the three counties of Wuhuan is because he is absolutely fair and treats people very well.

But now...

If it continues, even if the Wuhuan people do not die, they will suffer heavy losses.

In this way, Qiuliju will be torn to pieces by the leaders of various tribes.

"Alright!"

Qiu Liju let out a long breath: "Then insist on persevering, let the brethren work hard, and strive to knock the city gate open, as long as our cavalry can rush in, the little wolf rides, why be afraid!" "

Tu Tun immediately ordered the herald soldiers: "Go and pass the order, break the door with all your strength, there must be no mistake!" "

Herald: "Obey!" "

Immediately.

Pegasus leaves.

"Alone with an order, break the door with all your might!"

"Just because there is an order..."

“......"

Wuhuan suddenly seemed to be crazy, pushing the rushing car and crashing into the city gate over and over again.

Boom!

Squeak ~~

The gates are shaking!

Boom!

Squeak ~~~

The city gate shook violently!

Over and over again!

Over and over again!

About half an hour passed.

Bang 0.5~~

A loud bang.

The huge city gate slammed open on the spot.

The Wuhuan soldiers rushed into the city gate with knives, but saw a wooden wall full of steel knives, roaring towards them.

Burst! Burst! Burst!

More than a dozen Wuhuan soldiers were stabbed to death on the spot.

Where did the rest of the soldiers dare to rush forward, one by one, their eyes widened in fright.

Depend on!

They couldn't believe it.

The Han army actually placed such a huge knife cart in the city gate cave!

However......

The gate hole is too narrow.

The huge rushing car can't get in at all.

Even if you can barely come in, you can't allow so many strong men to control.

In other words, if you want to break through the city, you can only break this jam knife car!

But Nima!

Do you want to collide flesh and blood with iron and steel knives?

This is simply looking for death!

Qiu Liju outside the city was suddenly stunned, pointed to the gate hole of the battlefield, and directly burst into a foul mouth: "Oh! Why didn't they storm the city? Hurry up and enter the city! "

"Report~~~"

At this moment, a soldier Pegasus arrived: "Shan Yu, the Han army has placed a huge knife cart in the city gate hole, and it is tightly closed with the city gate hole, and our people can't break through at all!" "

"Huh?"

Qiu Liju suddenly despaired, and spewed out a mouthful of twenty-year-old blood: "Oh my God! My 100,000-strong army of Wuhuan can't even take a small Jixian County! "

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