Three Kingdoms: My Strategy Simulator.
#588 - There is a demon pointing
This slap, Wei Yan did not hold back at all.
Even though Shamoke's physique was as strong as a calf, he was slapped so hard that his mouth was crooked and his nose was askew, and he subconsciously struggled violently.
For a time, four guards working together could not hold Shamoke down, and the ropes binding Shamoke were obviously stretched tight, as if they would break at any moment.
However, as Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and other generals standing on both sides took a step closer to Shamoke, Shamoke instantly regained his composure, his eyes filled with grief and indignation.
The reason why Shamoke was captured alive was because he was jointly besieged by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. When Shamoke realized that he couldn't win and wanted to escape, Huang Zhong shot him through the thigh with an arrow from a hundred paces away, and he was captured on the spot.
The next moment, Wei Yan slapped Shamoke's other cheek, and said.
"Speak!"
Shamoke's chest rose and fell rapidly, and he opened his mouth in grief and indignation with a less-than-standard Han accent.
"A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated! If you have the ability, kill me!"
"You barbarian dare to call yourself a 'scholar'?"
Wei Yan sneered disdainfully, and slapped Shamoke a few more times, even creating a bit of a rhythmic feel.
However, none of the generals present spoke out to stop Wei Yan.
Not to mention how many civilians were killed or injured in the Jingnan rebellion, more importantly, they had been stuck in the deep mountains and old forests with these barbarians for so long, traversing mountains and ridges, and suffering from mosquito bites. Everyone had a belly full of fire.
If Li Ji hadn't requested that Shamoke be captured alive, this so-called barbarian king would have been torn apart by the generals long ago.
"I told you to speak!"
"Speak!!"
"Speak!!!"
Wei Yan slapped him while scolding, until he was panting for breath and stopped, Shamoke's entire face was swollen more than three times its original size.
Seeing that Wei Yan was about to continue after panting for a while, Shamoke, whose eyes were bloodshot from being beaten, quickly said.
"You didn't give me a chance to speak."
Wei Yan glared angrily, raised his arm again, and shouted.
"Dare to talk back?"
?!!
Shamoke.
Was this Han unreasonable?
Seeing Wei Yan's slap about to fall again, Shamoke, filled with grief, indignation, and fear, almost subconsciously wanted to shrink back.
"Alright."
At this moment, a gentle and refined voice sounded, causing Wei Yan's palm to stop abruptly in front of Shamoke without slapping down again.
Wei Yan quickly turned sideways and saluted Li Ji who spoke.
"Marquis, this barbarian is very ignorant of Han etiquette and must be taught."
Li Ji waved his hand, signaling Wei Yan to step aside for the time being, and said. "Our Great Han is a land of etiquette. This barbarian does not understand etiquette, so a little reprimand is enough, there is no need to do this."
Hearing these words, Shamoke felt truly warmed.
The spring breeze in March was not as warm as this.
Good man!
There are also good people among the Han people.
Shamoke tried hard to lift his swollen eyelids, barely able to see Li Ji's appearance, and said.
"Thank you, you make me feel very ding nuan nuan de."
Li Ji's eyelids twitched slightly, he was slightly silent for a moment, pointed to Shamoke's crotch, and asked. "What is this called in Han language?"
Shamoke was a little puzzled, but still blurted out the answer.
"Heart! My heart is very big."
Instantly, not only did Li Ji's expression become strange, but the faces of a large circle of generals standing around began to develop towards the trend of Guan Yu and Wei Yan.
Even Guan Yu, who was usually the most serious, was twitching at the corners of his mouth.
Li Ji forced himself to suppress his laughter, and asked again. "Then, how do you say intimate words to close people in Han language?"
At this moment, even if Shamoke was dull, he felt something was wrong, and tentatively asked cautiously.
"Tao ding wo zi de hua?"
At this point, Li Ji, with a face full of speechlessness, completely confirmed that there was a demon person behind Shamoke guiding him.
"Who taught you your Han language?" Li Ji asked.
"A few years ago, I caught an old father who was wandering around in the mountains, he taught me Han language," Shamoke replied somewhat vaguely.
Old father?
At this moment, Li Ji felt a strong sense of malice and resentment, as if an old man was constantly roaring in the dark, "You caught your dad?".
"What? Is there something wrong with my Han language?" Shamoke guessed and asked.
"You speak very well, but it's better not to speak easily for now."
Li Ji couldn't help shaking his head and sighing slightly.
Capturing Shamoke alive was naturally to find a way to make him submit, so that the barbarians in the four commanderies of Jingnan would no longer rebel.
Foreigners do not like to reason at length, but after defeating all the foreigners, they can also learn how to reason.
Previously, the barbarians in the four commanderies of Jingnan were often unruly and plundered everywhere, simply because they knew that they lived in deep mountains and old forests, and the Han army often could not do anything about them.
But Guan Yu led the Sword-Ax Yi Army and the Mountain Yue soldiers, who were also good at mountain warfare, and swept through all the barbarian tribes in the four commanderies of Jingnan in half a year, and even captured Shamoke alive.
Obviously, Shamoke now likes to talk about the rules and principles of the Han people, doesn't he?
It's just that the mountainous area of the four commanderies of Jingnan is so large that it can be compared with the entire Sili region. What Guan Yu swept and attacked was only the barbarian tribes that took the initiative to cause trouble.
It is simply impossible to completely exterminate the barbarians in the four commanderies of Jingnan.
And fear will also fade with time.
Only by continuing to knock with a big stick, and occasionally rewarding two red dates, using this barbarian king Shamoke, who has a high status, as a guide, can the barbarians in the four commanderies of Jingnan no longer rebel and achieve long-term stability.
It's just that Shamoke's Han language level can't be said to be bad, but I'm afraid that after being taken back to the capital, Shouchun, he will say something shocking to Liu Bei in public.
For example: I, Shamoke, am willing to do my best for Uncle Liu Huang, and serve like a dog or a horse?
If a historian were to record this, how would that be? I don't know how many dog-shit-like unofficial histories would be produced because of this in later generations.
Immediately, Li Ji's gaze turned to the page boy Gu Wei beside him, and said.
"Gu Wei, during the return to Shouchun, you will check and correct Shamoke's Han language, and also teach him the etiquette of meeting the lord, so as not to make any jokes."
Compared with his past thin and dark appearance, Gu Wei's appearance has undergone obvious changes, and he looks more like a young master from a noble family, and replied.
"Yes, Marquis."
Immediately afterwards, Li Ji looked at the dusty appearance of the many generals who had just returned from the expedition to Jingnan, and said.
"Generals, you have made great achievements in pacifying the barbarian rebellion, and you have worked hard. How about returning to Shouchun with me, and the lord will personally reward you for your meritorious service?"
"Obey the Marquis's order."
The generals bowed and replied in unison.
(End of this chapter)
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