Three Kingdoms: Never keep a low profile, Cao Anmin, the suicidal lunatic

"Yuan Tan, your father will send General Zhang He to serve under you!"

At this point, Yuan Tan had nothing to say.

"Father, Yuan Tan wants to ask for something else!"

"explain"

"Please transfer General Chunyu Qiong to my account."

Yuan Shao thought for a moment and decided that now was the time to hire someone.

Well, just give Yuan Tan a favor.

Chunyu Qiong kowtowed to Yuan Shao and thanked him.

In Yecheng,

Cao Anmin was leisurely enjoying hot pot with his five girls on the Bronze Sparrow Tower.

"I can’t eat anymore. I want to lose weight."

Diao Chan touched her flat belly. There was no fat at all. She was still shouting that she wanted to lose weight.

It seems that women in any era have a common problem. No matter how perfect their figure is, they are not satisfied.

"Report, Master. Captain Feng of the Tiger and Leopard Camp wants to see you!"

A girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, with a long sword hanging from her waist and wearing a white brocade dress, came quickly.

Eating hot pot is not easy, Cao Anmin picked up a piece of mutton and put it into his mouth.

The mutton is tender and smooth.

"Madams, please enjoy your meal. Your husband will be back soon. By the way, who will sleep with you tonight?"

Diao Chan, Cai Zhaoji, and Da Qiao, who already knew the taste of this, blushed.

Xiao Qiao and Zhen Mi were still young, so they didn't know the true meaning of sleeping with you.

"It's my turn."

Xiao Qiao stood up and took the initiative to invite him.

Cao Anmin shuddered.

Xiao Qiao's spirit was commendable, but the child was still young.

It looked like another difficult night.

"What's that weird expression on your face? If you don't want to come, forget it. I really don't want you to come. When you come, you always hug me. I can't sleep well all night.".....

Cao Anmin, Xiao Qiao's sister.

Your husband just realized that you are such a fierce person.

No more words, hurry up and leave!

Diao Chan just picked up a thin and long shredded radish and put it in her mouth.

Xiao Qiao said something. With a sound of

"Puff!

", the thin and soft shredded radish came out of Diao Chan's nostrils!

"Wow, sister Diao Chan, you are so amazing. Show me another one."

Zhen Mi was full of admiration and picked up a piece of shredded radish and handed it to Diao Chan......

Tiger and Leopard Hall.

Yuan Shang was tied up like a dumpling.

Cao Anmin looked Yuan Shang up and down.

"Yo, what is this idiot doing back here?"

""Report to the prince, Yuan Shang led 10,000 elite soldiers to attack Yecheng, but was wiped out by our Tiger and Leopard Camp in one fell swoop! Capture the enemy commander Yuan Shang alive! Please let the prince decide!"

Yuan Shang bowed his head and said nothing. He was already terrified in his heart.

He thought that there were only 3,500 Cao troops in Yecheng, and the commander was a dandy playboy.

Wouldn't it be easy to capture Yecheng?

Things went against his wishes.

Yuan Shang encountered the Tiger and Leopard Camp when he was still 20 miles away from Yecheng. Yuan Shang's legs still trembled when he thought about it now.

His body trembled constantly.

It was too terrifying.

This Cao army rode on Dayuan horses and wore black iron armor.

Ordinary swords and knives could not break their hands at all. Their defense!

But the slender Mo Dao in their hands, under the rapid galloping of the Dayuan horses, directly pierced through the heavy armor of Yuan Jun's elite cavalry!

In one charge, thousands of Yuan Jun died under the Mo Dao of the Tiger and Leopard Camp.

Yuan Shang led only 2,000 elite cavalry, and the Tiger and Leopard Camp charged twice. There were only a few elite cavalry of the Yuan Jun who could ride on horses.

As for the infantry, the Tiger and Leopard Camp was completely a one-sided massacre.

3,000 of the 10,000 Yuan Jun were killed.

4,000 surrendered, and the rest fled in all directions.

Yuan Shang turned his horse and tried to escape, but was captured by Captain Feng of the Tiger and Leopard Camp.

"Yuan Shang, I let you go. You come back to seek death. Tell me yourself, how should I treat a fool like you?"

"Ding, the host successfully humiliated Yuan Shang and was rewarded with 300 sheep"

"Please, Master Cao, for the sake of my father Yuan Shao, don't kill me. Let me go back."

"Let you go back? You fool, it's a waste of food for me to stay here."

Yuan Shang was overjoyed. Cao Anmin's words clearly meant that he would not be killed.

"Thank you, Master Cao, for not killing me! Yuan Shang will report to his father when he returns, and will give Yecheng to Master Cao......."

"Idiot! Yecheng has already been conquered by me. What else do you need to give me? You were the one who carved the words for that good-for-nothing last time, right? This time, you continue. See if your calligraphy has improved.

Cao Anmin pointed to the young soldier of the Tiger and Leopard Battalion standing next to Captain Feng.

""Sir, I have been learning to read these days."

Zhang Yuan hurriedly stepped forward and answered happily.

Zhang Yuan is a sergeant in the Tiger and Leopard Battalion. He is very smart and is from the same hometown as Captain Feng. Captain Feng asked him to come and become his personal soldier.

Sir, you actually know Zhang Yuan!

Captain Feng was surprised, but at the same time he was happy for Zhang Yuan.

"That's good. Zhang Yuan, carve a word for him. Well, carve 'I am a fool!'" Carve a word?

Punishment of the people!

Yuan Shang was terrified:"Please spare Yuan Shang, I will give him gold, silver, and beautiful women when I return to Jizhou."

"Yuan Shang, are you trying to bribe me? Sure, your Yuan family has been a prominent family in Hebei for four generations. It seems you are indeed rich. Let me write a letter and ask your father Yuan Shao to pay one million taels of gold to redeem you!"

"One million taels? Gold! ?"

Yuan Shang was in a dilemma.

Although his Yuan family was wealthy, it was really hard for him to come up with one million taels of gold!

"Of course, the words were carved. Otherwise, you look like a decent person, who would know that you are an idiot? The words will be clear at a glance."

Yuan Shang cursed in his heart, I am such an idiot!

If I had known this, I would have said nothing.

Now, I can't escape the punishment of the people.

And I have to lose a million taels of gold in vain!

Amid Yuan Shang's painful screams, Zhang Yuan was carving words with a knife.

Damn!

How do you write the word"idiot"?

"Zhang Yuan, copy this word a hundred times when you return to the camp! Send it to Tiger and Leopard Hall tomorrow!"

Cao Anmin had a great time being a teacher.

"Don't forget the exclamation mark, put it on."

What is an exclamation mark?

Zhang Yuan was confused.

Words in that era were read vertically, and there were no punctuation marks.